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uwajeh:
Rex Tillerson not Alex Tillerson

I tire oo. I wonder what moderators do beside hunting for snake threads

Ellabae:
bros calm down

dafeyankee:
Step 1- Form boyfriend material

Step 2- Nack her

Step 3- After Nacking, you then open up to her about what you want.

Step 4- Make sure you NACK first.

Hmmm.... my nigga !!!��
Someone should help me insert that Denzel Washington meme

It's just unfair,really.

Evablizin:



He is a science student,experiment gone wrong.

You must be his teacher���

[quote author=donstan18 post=65159213] Beating your wife isn't the problem, the problem is waking up from sleep after beating her to see yourself chilling with late Fela cuti, Sani Abacha, Tafawa belewa and taking selfie with your ancestors


But wait o, i don't understand, you have a grown bushy hair covering your skull, how then did your sense manage to escape? [/quote]

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Narldon:



Please arrange the following words correctly and win 1k


"All your I money at want don't"

I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY AT ALL

plusfield:
Young man, thank your God. She wanted to slam rape accusations on you. She wanted to lead you to that point where you can't pull back and then say No knowing fully well that you won't oblige the request. Afterwards, she will shout to the world that you raped her and all those pics of you she had will go viral. Your stopping wasn't part of her script and that infuriated her. Thank your stars

You deserve a medal!!!!

jerflakes:
Na local man he be

Negative!
You are the local uninformed one my friend. The mega Tech and Bio-tech companies are pushing for a sinister plan to replace humanity. Those cars for example are not gonna be (sold to) owned by individuals ,but rather are properties of those companies. Individuals will request them like you do Uber and Taxify(And mind you these taxi companies will be bought off by the technocratic giants like GM,Toyota,Volvo,BMW etc all of which are currently designing their own driverless cars). The agenda is to monitor you,spy on you: know where you go,where you live,your activities,and to control humans. On the other hand Biotechnology is attempting to merge man with machines or create robots that will replace us,spy on us and of course take our jobs. Then the next thing would be depopulation with wars and or epidemics. Cos what's the use of a man when you have robots that don't need no food nor salaries. Cryptocurrencies/cashless economies will ensure people are controllable. You(or any country) say or do anything against the system,they'll shut you down - block your access to your online/mobile money and transport. Facebook and Twitter already shut people down for their political and religious views. They're all part of the global agenda. THE NEW WORLD ORDER. They're preparing the way for the A.I.(Artificial Intelligence)takeover which is the beast system. Saudi Arabia already granted citizenship to one robot and the UAE is also looking to make their entire police force robotic personnel.

Rev 13
16And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. 

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!!

femi4:
Not a first son of the family? What does that mean

It means she does not want a man with primary obligations to his family/siblings - you know how first-borns are. In essence she prefers a man with no family ties or obligations so that she's the sole beneficiary of his 300k salary.

Sadly,most ladies are like her. She forgot to add he should have no mom. They'd rather their mothers in law dead or non-existent.

imhotep:
Achüba aja ma ahüghï udele, a mara na nsogbu dï na-ala ndi mmüö.

Uh uhn.... My brother is just saying won ni e ma pa gunnugun,e pa gunnugun aye yin o gun mo. Haba! Naijaaaa!!!

cooljude:
It's a coup, sanctioned by western government (it's obvious from their reporting) and it shouldn't be recognised in Africa because it would signal double standard and embolden military personnel to start plotting coup.

Mugabe might be different thing to different persons but this action might further lead to the degradation democracy in Africa. I hope AU takes the right stand on thus issue.

You're so awake. Part of the US/NATO AFRICOM project

Thank you my brother in the Lord. I have always tried to make people understand that fact: That our Lord doth cometh but ONLY after the tribulations of those days that shall be cut short for the elects' sake. We have to be strong. Christianity is not just about asking God for blessings of this world on Sundays and partaking in holy communions. It's about enduring to the last breath. To be saved,you must love not your life unto death. Matt 24

alBHAGDADI:
Brother, don't be deceived by the rapture doctrine. It is a big lie.

None of the early apostles nor church fathers taught such doctrine. That doctrine has made Christians lazy to the point of falling asleep in the hands of the enemy cos it gave them an escapist mentality. They do not know that they will face persecution and carry their cross. If Peter, Paul, Steven and the rest disciples were killed for their faith, who are you not to face similar?

Pls, google to understand the lies of the rapture doctrine.

The Kingdom Of God only comes after the Sun and Moon are darkened (The Great Day Of The Lord). In other words, the Son Of Man cometh only AFTER the Tribulation(But those days shall be shortened for the Elects' sake). So that at the appearance of the Lord the wicked flee and hide themselves from His presence. Then shall the righteous both dead and alive be caught up to Him in the clouds. After these things shall the WRATH of GOD be poured on the inhabitants of the earth.

Christians want to make Heaven but are not prepared for the TRIBULATION(wrath of the Serpent). But that day(Day Of The Lord/rapture if you like) will NOT come EXCEPT the Man of Sin (Antichrist) be revealed!!

Folks better start reading their Bibles and deducting the events occurring all around the world in correlation with the Bible. And most importantly pray for strength and perseverance to not deny Christ nor take the mark of the beast once the killing spree of Christians starts.

Shalom!

sexybbstar:
19Yrs old and her breasts are like slippers?

Haba!!!??

kimbra:
Great piece, not until you said you share the bills Evenly with your woman. I laughed when I read that part. Some of you may actually think you're doing the right thing, but on the long run it's to your own doom. Share the bills evenly with her, she may be very much ok with that at the interim but on a good day she'll ask you what really made you a man?. All the respect, and understanding you think she has for you would crumble right before your eyes, which'd keep you wondering. Inasmuch as I support ladies taking up certain bills and learning to look out for themselves, but sharing bills evenly is as good as not having you in her space.

Let me even add that besides our individual bank accounts,we have a separate joint bank account that money meant for bills,vacations and other extras go into. So that way nobody gets robbed of their personal "Whatsoevers".

The standards you require or demand for are dead and buried,that a man is a man when he sits his @ss around and let decisions in his life and home be influenced by a woman or her sentiments.

A woman who would respect me only based on my financial grandeur is not welcomed in my world. What makes me a man is my getting my life on a good,independent and comfortable path before I introduce any woman in my equation - A life on a path that in the first place looks appealing to any such woman,and perhaps good enough for her to wanna tag along.

So?

Women have got to bring more than just their bodies,sentiments,their so called ability/affinity for chores (which the vast majority of them suck at or don't like to do nowadays) to the relationship table or matrimony.

That way we respect and treasure each other and our investment in the relationship/marriage individually or collectively. So before you file for any shitty divorce thinking you'll walk away into an opulent Sugarmommydom,you'll weigh your options critically.

Let no woman come to me with that typical "I'm a lady" rhetoric in this 21st century expecting everything on a platter of chivalry or what not. You're not entitled to anything except that which you deserve or have earned. Period!

pocohantas:
When did marriage in Africa start favouring women in the even of divorce? Or are you speaking of in future?

Did you read: "...which IF care is not taken WILL START to hugely favor women over there in Africa"

This obviously is a futuristic statement my dear.

Doctorfitz:
U marry Man for 5years u want 500million dollars and u say U're not a gold digger.. No U're not a gold digger Na diamond u dey dig infact....

My brother, I tire oo. But that is simply what marriage has become in this generation; a contractual arrangement which if care is not taken will start to hugely favor women over there in Africa as men will start to hobble out of broken marriages. There are so many all over the world who are yet to recover from or are dealing with the acrimony their matrimony has brought them.

elektra:
I absolutely agree with you OP
I've have always wondered why the average Nigerian guys idea of a date is to go out and spend money on a girl. There are so many things you can do together that is at no cost to you and you will still achieve your aim of getting to know each other. This type of dates are the best kinds.

One thing I noticed is missing from this article is the division of chores. If the man demands 50:50 financial contribution in the marriage is he willing to do half the chores in the home? How involved will he be in raising their kids?

One reason some Nigerian men will not demand equality in their marriages is because it will require them to relinquish power. Men have been taught they are the head of the home and have authority over the woman. The man's ability to provide is almost always reciprocal to the authority he wields in the home. If both parties are contributing evenly, then I wonder if there is also equality in the 'headship' of the home.

Chores in the home:-

Our Nigerian Men will have to get off their high horses on this one. Expecting that royal treatment of getting served at the dining table all the time,even when you come home late from work and you expect that woman to get up out of bed to to fix your meal is really a lazy attitude on the part of our men. Trust me,it will do us men a lot of good to learn first and foremost to be independent,versatile and well rounded. Don't let no woman scare you with chores or her leaving you. Don't get used to anything a woman makes you feel you can't do without and that you can't do by yourself. Men are naturally crafty and fast learners: It's no surprise nowadays even they(women) prefer those male hair stylists, and the multinational hotels of the world hire male chefs. You see, we beat them at their so called chores. Picking up the kids from school and attenfing PTA meetings are things we also should not be lazy to do.

Marriage is a fantasy nowadays my dear,majority who are in that mofo are in it for their kids,or for fear of loosing so much,not to mention it's become so abhorrent in this generation. A relationship isn't about one person having control over another. It's about teamwork,respect and understanding. You think men have power and control?
Ask a man to try acquiring a house or renting one without his wife,you'll hear the realtors talk about and only put into consideration what your woman would or may like,I mean like your own opinion doesn't count. And why should it count when they'll end being the landladies of the said property when you're done away with. My dear, we're equal!

I've read a lot of repulsive posts and comments on here mostly made by our female Nairaland friends and sisters,and other supposed relationship experts, most of whom will of course advise women to focus on men they believe can afford to make their fantasy materialize,a dreamy lifestyle which they more often than not can't even afford themselves. However,I'm not really writing this piece for the women. I will direct this writeup to the menfolk, not as some relationship expert or some Mr Perfect but as a fellow man,brother and friend who's pretty much been in and out of the female conundrum. Nonetheless,my respect to all the vibrant,hardworking women of substance out there,this writeup is not intended to bash women at all but to sort of highlight on what we men deal with and sometimes try to avoid with our women. Hence, I welcome healthy criticisms,contributions and remarks as we aim to learn from one another.

So with that being said...Here goes...

1. The Problem Starts With Men:

We really have to do away with this stupid thing called CHIVALRY,at least not until she's proven to be worthy of being a healthy companion with whom you share core values and common interests. Chivalry does not belong to this 21st century,guys. I'll break it down...

In this generation most relationships or dating attempts start online - If you take the time to read the ABOUT ME sections of ten female profiles on a dating site, for example you'll be met with an array of vehement statements describing their hobbies and what sort of man they desire and what and what is expected of him. NOT one of them will mention or list what they've got to bring to the table - No! Or how they plan on making a relationship blossom and stay strong, or what the man stands to benefit.

Ok,then you finally get some flippant "Hi" or "Kk" to a message you had sent perhaps a week prior. All of a sudden you're excited and anticipating a date - or a cheap lay. Now come on,guys...

* Not until we stop allowing the boy in between our legs dictate our approach, actions, choices and remarks toward women; we'll always be at the receiving end.

* Observe how they're quick to ask you what you do for a living,what part of the country/city you reside in. And perhaps on or before the date whether or not you're driving down to pick her up to the date venue. Some will even ask you outrightly whether or not you drive a car.

*Not until we start demanding so much more than just "getting laid" from these women; Have our own personal values and selfworth. Meet their attitudes with firm undiluted rebuttal.

* Not until we stop treating these women like they are ENTITLED to anything while we're in the process of getting to know them,have just met them and even if or when we have a long term plan for them

* Quit looking for Love,look for a partner you understand and has EARNED your respect. That m0thafvkker called love is dead!!!

* Not until we stop seeing "intimacy" like some medal which women feel we must work or pay for to gain or earn. Or as worthy of our hard earned money. A woman has gotta possess more than just her body to impress me,I swear. I don't care how curvy or delectable you think you look. Sis, your 'VG" won't pay my insurance! So keep that "Friends With Benefits" bvllsh!t to yourself!

* Not until we stop acting like boys in men's bodies - showering them with undeserved attention,gifts, premature dates and freebies. And they in turn acting like they're doing you a favor by agreeing on a date or sleeping with you.

*Ensure she's capable of providing for herself whatever she asks of you. That way you know she ain't no golddigger. And call no woman a golddigger if you're yourself a goldgiver,you're the problem!

* Quit this mentality or ideology of a Happy Wife = Happy Home. Place your happiness in GOD,your development, your career, the changes you make around you to a better end,your family - yes,your own your own people who won't/can't file a divorce.

* I am not saying you should not or cannot occasionally treat your lady to a healthy surprise just to make her feel appreciated and respected. But that should be after you've knocked out that sense of "trade by barter" and "I'm entitled to sh!+" mentality out of her. I mean when she's truly earned your respect.

* Don't be contented with any woman who offers nothing to you but her body,especially in exchange or upon demand for your money! NO! Except of course you're a cheating husband/boyfriend,reckless bachelor and a sugar daddy,and YES, you're the problem!


I tell you what, women generally want and enjoy intimacy(orgasm)more than we do,they're biologically designed for it,it's why they possess numerous body parts for igniting their engines. I'm aware there's an infamous Vaseline Crew on Nairaland but how many of you dudes don't have dildos in your rooms compared to the vast majority of women who own vibrators,dildos,do handjobs and buy cucumbers - and use them every morning,noon and night. The answer is they want orgasm more than we do,FACT! It's why they're capable of reaching multiple orgasms during intimacy while you're still sporadically searching for your own threshold. So why pay someone for something they will naturally do anyways, or for their addiction? Vibrator sales are sky high,and the industry is raking in more and more money annually. Yes we know who the consumers are,don't we, guys?


So?


2. Stick To What It Is You Want:-



Have you tried friend-zoning a very beautiful lady who expects you to cow and suck up to her? Try it! Women don't like relationships they can't be in charge,and able to manipulate you to their own advantage. So a handsome,confident,enterprising young man won't always appeal to such selfish,materialistic and manipulative women. They'd rather date an average looking to a not so good looking guy with money they can always control and have him suck up to her when things get rocky while buying/paying for her plastic love with his money and incessant gifts. *Scoffs*


Naturally,we men feel more fulfilled when we're able to provide for and take care of our spouse - and that's the way it should be. But we should not be of servitude to them or tolerate their shrewd tendencies - I mean these are the same women advocating for Gender Equality,are supporters of the Feminist Movements and Women's Rights movements all across the globe. But when it comes to Finances all of a sudden a man is expected to shut up,grow some balls and put up with every damn responsibility. So when or if he is incapable or unwilling then he's judged as not being a man or outrightly useless.


3. Observe,Evaluate,Reevaluate:-

Yes we are equal,and man and woman should treat one another as such, in my own opinion and even when it comes to bills and other marriage or relationship functions. I am not any woman's father, nor am I obliged to you. I will only give that which you're also willing and able to give me - it's only fair! I don't want no transactionary love or relationship.

Folks in Africa are lucky that in most countries out there you don't end up with a woman cleaning your slate after a divorce, loosing custody of your kids and be made to pay alimony for life. Women are all in it for the money, guys. They love comfort and will stop at nothing to attract that SOAB - Ok, a little digression, 50 year old Janet Jackson is demanding $500million as divorce settlements from her Arabian billionaire hubby after a marriage that only lasted 5 years with her currently carrying his baby. I tell you what, with the Feminist Movements spreading through out the world like cancer while cultures and traditions get killed, and gender pronouns and sexual orientations keep getting contrived, it's a matter of time before men start experiencing consequential divorce hardships so much in Africa too. So before you put some pen to paper at some marriage registry in Ikoyi - Think Twice!!!


Let me make it clear, I (the OP) will not foot a lady's bills on a first date,and I'm usually very upfront about this when I meet ANY lady online. I suppose the essence of a date is to fundamentally meet in reality,have a good conversation and get basically acquainted. I don't suppose it's about where I take you and my obeying the esoteric dating law that states only a man pays the bills when the waiter presents the cheque. No! And Nairaland ladies can rant all they want.

Again,we are equal! Equal in rights and capacity, biological/physical differences are just relative to be honest. We have women all over the world breaking records and milestones in this very civlization we men built but you women won't give us the credits,but that's not the point. The point is if women like Jacqueline Mars,Alice Walton and Folorunsho Alakija and so on exist in this world,then let these lazy,desperate and conniving b!+ches give me no excuse,l et no girl come cry to me she needs to change her phone,make her hair and act like she's entitled to anything. If I give, I do so out of my own free will as a show of appreciation and affection. Naturally as a man I can assist a lady with whatever she is incapable of doing on a physical platter; like pulling over to assist her change her car tyre, change the car oil, change the light bulbs,and so on. But as for finances or bills, we share that m0thafvkker EVENLY!!!


It might interest you ladies out there with morbid feelings for me right now to know before you start spitting your bile on here that I'm in a healthy 4 year old partrnership we respect and understand each other,and treat each other as equals,and it's gonna stay that way.


Majority of the women of today have become so shallow,arrogant,vague and callous. So guys, such like the vast majority of nairaland females are the ladies we'll most likely end up with if we're not careful. They hunt for guys with pies they can lure into giving them a slice or snatch the whole damn thing if he's so unrefined. So guys,make una wise up! They wanna make the world all about material things,tell them to bring it on! They should bring sh!+ to the table and not some already beat up cvnt!


I'm out!

Well,I've read through and through,everybody seems to be able to pretty much define and understand who a Broke Guy is. Let me attempt defining who a Broke Lady is: A Broke Lady is any jobless, desperate, untalented, blackmailing, gold-digging female who brings NOTHING useful to a man's life except her slack and worn-out pv$$y - The only asset she aims to "lease" to men in hopes that she'll one day be able to afford the lifestyle of a celebrity. Guys please avoid them!!!!

Believe me,I did not even read the topic,after watching the political theatrics of Tinubu in one video addressing protesters,I just annoyingly jumped here to give my piece of mind. Of course I'm familiar with the words "Pro" and "anti". Thanks bro. One Voice Nigeria!!!

caesaraba:
Before you proceed to lump all Nigerians together, please borrow a dictionary to understand the meaning of "pro" and "anti."

The level of hopelessness....SMH

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Kindly give me your email to discuss how to structure a sponsored post.
Thanks.

I've got Roxy Reynolds' number. You want it?

oieda:
What's the big deal in staying with one guy?

Because...
One guy= 1 money source
2 guys = 2 money sauces.
More+ = Resourceful

Lordskyes:
Social media...
Breaking relationships since 1800 A.D

Because...
One guy= 1 money source
2 guys = 2 money sauces.
More+ = Resourceful

An Elephant
A python
A black swan
A hedgehog
A Chameleon
A Fox
A Dolphin
A Snail
A Harpy Eagle
A Toucan
A Horse
A Starfish
A Grasshopper/Locust
A Sloth
A Tortoise
A Hare/Rabbit
A Blue Whale (or so I think)
A Black Hawk
A Tiger
An Orangutan
A Peacock
A Kangaroo
A Grizzly bear
...And the face of God's most precious creature,MAN.

I think I tried sha!

One thing that's always crossed my mind each time I look at this singer is the fact that she could have just been another "Falilat Ogunkoya" doing us proud with such athletic body at the Olympics.
@picture,it's grotesque.

Looks to me like the minor sees a role model in you though. LMFAO!!!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]i'll give you a 2/10...and that's because you have a face. [/color]