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PunkyOh:
Nairaland girls love male attention, don't make them shy now

May your days be long PunkyOh. Our ladies live and breathe attention.

missclasssy:
Op, if you think any lady is going to post her picture here, then you most be as naïve as my three year old kid sister, or even more !

Hmmm...Respect Respect Respect ma'am. How was your night?

Herzumpther:
Oh my I'm not a guy.

Oops! I beg your pardon Miss

Enegod:
The op is a member of Nairaland Association of Vaseline Users... That why he wants girls to flaunt their yansh here

Nah Enegod...I ain't no pervert. Nor am I advocating for indecent exposure on here. Don't you think it's cool to see faces of the ladies on the pages? Come on bro

Dygeasy:
Bro, this is not enough. Try harder.

Well,consolidate my efforts bro. I'm only giving this a try.

Creamish:
Naa... I'm not Chubby,Curvy,Sexy and Voluptuous..soo ..il just sit back n watch how this turns out.

Very well then,could you help pat our Nairaland ladies on the back to let them know it's alright to go all out on this thread with their pics? Thanks

Herzumpther:
Following...

Yeah bro,let's walk the walk. Help encourage these ladies to boldly make this thread conspicuous with their beautiful photos.

EggovinMma:
.

Be bold EggovinMma,flaunt it,I know you got it

falconey:
I will see where this ends.

Join me Falconey,I can't be the judge all alone. Top of the morning bro

Creamish:
Lolz... Gulder Ultimate Search..

Yeah Creamish,even you should be a participant. There sure is a treasure at the end of this rainbow thread,believe me

Call me a semi-active Nairalander,you're right. Yet I'm so shrewd,and very much like and enjoy it here every once in a while I drop in. But it beats me why every male on here has gotta have a thing,a crush on,and a lullaby for ROKIATU.No disrespect to Rokiatu...Mo recognize presence e. But honestly I prefer my BBW.

I mean,come on guys she's(Rokiatu) indeed delectable,but then she definitely can't be the most gifted on here. Her popularity is only made easy(I believe) cos other female Nairalanders just won't put up their photos,or show up on most threads at most times. I trust my Nairaland guys have got eyes for good things,and mouth for sweet things.

Ok here's the message: Will all the Chubby,Curvy,Sexy and Voluptuous Nairalanders PLEASEEEEEEE stand up by putting up your photos on this thread just to let y'all know that guys like me like and appreciate ladies like you.

My humble salutation to our great MODs,please help make this piece fun for all.

Thanks...

blesseddivah:
just like I was done with u since

You've not been on Nairaland for a while BlessedDivah. Please notify me if and when u do. Thanks

Homie?Don't that GTBank structure make your d!ck wanna rise

And how's this newsworthy? And how's this newsworthy?

Well,let's see how this will fare...Types of People all the way!

prettythicksme: I can see your brain have gone sour,how dare you call me names because of what I said?? those curses are for your future wife and it shall come to pass by God grace.you are really immature and uneducated one of them broke guys.

Me a brokeass? Lol. Think again. Sloth, listen I'll feed and cloth u for 12 months without breaking a sweat. Do u not wonder Why every male on here descended on your comments with vituperation? Co's you sound so despicable... your imbecility is so unprecedented. I've read your comments where you were torching on the forum for sugar daddies and rich dudes for a sumptuous one night stand,you Hooker. I'm just one of those Nairalanders who just occasionally like to read,observe,unwind and learn in the background. You come on here to talk thrash and expect not to be reprimanded. Fvxking b!+ch!

QuiverBox: That's their Choice not yours as a woman, as you said they don't allow them to work and they take care of them.

Prettythicksme is a secondary school dropout... or furthest an OND holder. Can u not tell from her reasoning? I've read your comments and I'm very certain a woman like you is the point of reference when they say "Behind a successful man... ". May you live long to enjoy the fruits of your labor. Don't waste your time trying to educate a gold-digging nincompoop like this Bleeper-pay-Bleepee philosopher. Unfortunately her type is what abounds nowadays. But boys know better.

QuiverBox: That's their Choice not yours as a woman, as you said they don't allow them to work and they take care of them.

Prettythicksme, is a secondary school dropout... or furthest an OND holder. Can u not tell from her reasoning?

prettythicksme: so you are telling our man should not take care of us if they have the money or whateven though a lady is working a man should also give I can never go into a relationship whereby my husband will not give me money even though I have mine. what you saying is not right okay

Oloriburuku ni e jare. Oloshi, Arungun. I make women like u suffer. Fvxking leech! Get outta here!

QuiverBox: Your body language says otherwise

Girl, you're lesbian? Damn!

amattahcj: Viva Mexico

Bro,Abeg can I have a conversation with u? 08038441218 or via BBM 7B6C30C7. Thanks

keystone123: hum thanks all, to add to what my fellows has contributed. mexico is a good place if you know correct state to settle in mexico some state in mexico are good for beginners while some are not good. anyone interested in traveling there should do their research on their own. as for me I can travel there. but I dont encourage anyone to think of crossing there are many things you can do legally to make a living in mexico. as regards to mexico visa it is very easy to get their visa if you have your document but it is not so that it is necessary to have canada or uk visa on your passport before they can give you but if you have travel to uk, russia, germany, turkey it is added advantage for you to get the visa. I have correct agent that is doing it. peace.

Keystone, kindly link me up with your travel agent: 7B6C30C7 my BBM PIN

The last decade and a half has really turned our brothers and sisters to niggers and b!+ches going by how Yahoo-Yahoo boys and politicians blow money needlessly just to get a girl,sex her,and or befriend her. I tell u,if u work damn hard for what u earn,u need not learn how to spend. Nowadays boys have realized money does the trick, the ladies are happy for the amour and material gains. Pitifully it's so hard to rewind or remind on how it used to or should be. Guys! We caused this! We spoiled these women!! And now with the advent of social media where u(a gardener)can be who u wanna be(Business mogul) and reach out to some booty a hundred miles away,a lady u ordinarily cant have the nerve to accost in reality. In short sha,I blame us - men for how our women are,they're vague,shallow,reproachful,despicable,gullible and materialistic. Guys are simply mean,vicious,wasteful,deceitful and pervasive. Period!

Kanwulia: No, thanks! I don pass the "acquaintancing" phase of my life ON OR OFF THE CYBER!!!

Lai-Lai!!!!!
Bless you my pikin!


*na so i say i dey find cyber romance . . . .. waka go jam some alaye igbo-smokers for NVS wey been wan disvirgin my anus, because my toto too wide. na ooo sen me message? like na me say make dem get small-small blokos. mtcheeeeeeew.*

Story for the gods, Kanwulia. And I know u know I know my onions. But I very much understand, the internet has its way mixing chaff and wheat. Maybe, just maybe one day you'll jam me for road and we'll see if you'll be saying these exact same words. Stay sweet dear.

Kanwulia: Hello sir! How are you doing?

I'm very well,thanks ma'am.
#looks left and right on this Nairaland corridor, and whispers# : Can I get acquainted with you, Kanwulia.

Kanwulia: Hi Lusssshy G!
Nice pic you got there.
Real clean.

I fit be "male" ooooooo.
I dey susPET ya womanliness!
Haba! This is it.

FAKE MENSTRATION WITH GOAT BLOOD FOR 19 years?

In short. . . . Any man born before 1920. . . . . COUNT ME OUT!!!!

I'm flattered...
But,as a matter of fact Kanwulia Can I Woo You?

Kanwulia: Hi Lusssshy G!
Nice pic you got there.
Real clean.

I fit be "male" ooooooo.
I dey susPET ya womanliness!
Haba! This is it.

FAKE MENSTRATION WITH GOAT BLOOD FOR 19 years?

In short. . . . Any man born before 1920. . . . . COUNT ME OUT!!!!

I'm flattered...
But,as a matter of fact Kanwulia,Can I Woo You?
I have No doubt you're very woman, so woman that your posts do make me smile.

Where are those gladiator sandals?? *winks*

Kanwulia: What is the point of this your topic sef?
Do you have the magical pills for sale on NL?

Many NEED them o!

Well, I'm still saying Hello ma'am

Kanwulia: What a WOMAN can't do. . . . A man can do best!

Use his ANUS!!!!

Bwaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaaa haaaaaa!!!
When your God created EVE, he/she forgot STEVE!!! If you think a woman is deceptive, you have never encountered A MAN!!!

MUCHECHECHECHE

Man wey nor dey put BLOKOS for wan place go jam anus ke!

His ex-wives will be having the best laugh for real!!!!!

See GOBE!!!! Ayakataaaaaaa!!!!

Hi Kanwulia

jmoore: What about tertiary institutions?
What about political rallies?
What about markets?
What about public transportation?

And your point is

Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria.

1. A girl who asks for money all the time is called "Commercial Bank"
2. A girl who calls you for food always is called "Agricultural Development Bank"
3. A girl that uses your money to take care of other family members is called "National Investment Bank"
4. A girl who prefers to have sex after marriage is "Social Security Bank"
5. A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank"
6. A girl who gives it to every available man is "Access Bank"
7. A girl who dates men from different countries is "Intercontinental bank"
8. A girl who doesn't demand too much money is called "Micro Finance Bank"
9. Dating a woman older than u is called "Union Bank" or "Wema Bank".
10. A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is called "Guaranty Trust Bank"
11. A girl whose guy disvirgins her is called "First bank."
12. A girl who uses all ur money to buy jewelries is called "Diamond bank"

Ladies which "Bank" Are You?
Guys Which "Bank" Is Your Girlfriend?
Be honest pls.

An APC implotion looming,and it will be monumental! An opposition party with so much discord within, poor politicking and with a tarnishing link to violence and insurgency. Little wonder politicians with ambition and foresight are defecting. The party's only point of reckoning is the people's clamor for a change,clamor against the seemingly political monopoly of the PDP. Come 2015,it's either the party disintegrates or Buhari swears yet again amidst tears of defeat. They had better field a more formidable candidate, and Buhari had better not see himself as bigger than the party. Or GEJ'll be laughing and partying hard after the polls in 2015. For the records I support neither party.