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You're a pro,bro. That tact surely works for me. I'd in fact treat my main girl like she's the secondary reason why we're at the table/in the lounge. Will be exceptionally playful,cheerful towards her friends and treat them with utmost hospitality,and ensure to get their numbers and pat their shoulders occasionally amidst our convo. I bet you,the main chic will abruptly call out that you see them off/drop them off,and will be sure not repeat bringing her friends on her next visit. I'd even ask after her friends using their names on her next visit.

brunofarad:
Bros
What do u want us to tell u now ?

She definitely does not want u to .... U know na

But be smart.
Next time she comes with 3 of her friends make sure u are very sweet and friendly to her friends, then make sure u get their numbers even if u won't call them.


BROS
Next time she will not allow those girls to near your house


Come back and give us ur testimony

Abimbolaile:
Yes everyday...i bet you should thank him for your thoughtlessness.

You got me! SLUTS and not sloths.

Abimbolaile:
i just thank God for your spelling..

Well,you've just learnt a new word,Bimbo. I didn't mean "Clothes" mind you. No thanks to your English teacher.

Abimbolaile:
i just thank God for your spelling..

How about you thank Him for your sight?

And everyone complains our educational system is cataclysmal,with our cultures and traditions plummeted. Why not? When every "role model" they flaunt in the faces of our kids is from their rookery of vain,materialistic,pervasive,shallow, brainwashed, mind-controlling,baby-daddying,matrimonial-dropouts,prodigal and masonic celebrities. While college students, geniuses and aspiring academicians continue to hobble in their hopelessness and or awaiting some meager N5000 unemployment grant.

All I see are glorified sloths

You're either been followed from village,or your house is haunted.Hehehehe

Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to me

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray in

Your cousin don clear u oo. So don't go on the hedge and have your head wedged by a sledge. Look away, biko.

Now this is front page-worthy!

KanwuliaJara:
Hmmmmm

Onoda wan don come o!
All these women wey dey look for love and affection from Naija men na waya o!

Una nefa learn to marry to get MARRIAGE SAFITIKATE and BORN ONLY?

Una mamas nor teasssssh una to loff una sefs?

You are "blessed" with 2 kids and you are on NL to cry for blokos?

Liar!!!!!
Ask any woman TRULY BLESSED WITH JUST ONE KID! Her attention done SHIFT tey tey to her darling pikin! E come be TWO KIDS?
Where da PHOCK do YOU find the time?
SHAMELESS, JOBLESS WOMAN!


Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!


Song of the day!



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Not every woman is as vile, vain and vicious as u are, idiot.

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mohince:
All in the fear of Buhari...all these Ex-corrupt PDP leaders
now see Hospitalization as an excuse of dodging the
hammer of Prosecution...before it was Kingsley kuku being
hospitalized in the USA for surgery, later it was the Frogged-
eye Deizani Maduekwe undergoing cancer treatment in UK,
very soon, we will also hear Goodluck ebele jonathan Going
for Brain Surgery because only an Abnormal man rule the
way he ruled Nigeria, and also we will also hear Patience
Jonathan(mama Peace) going for Mouth Surgery so as to
correct and minimize the amount of nonsense that comes
out of her Mouth....

Ipata buruku... LMFAO

modath:
He isn't allowing the anchors get words in, he answers their questions with questions & then proceed to go on a disjointed lecture & talking down to them ..

I have met him in real life, he is a truly horrid man...no comportment, no respect.


maupe (we know who is under the masquerade's garb), you will be disgraced in all your endeavour like you sort to discredit my person...

I may not be a perfect person nor do i claim to be a saint, but the last thing I would do is act without honour..

You will continue to run from pillar to post on the small contractor crumbs you manage to receive.. Ebinna, onijekuje, alatenuje!!!

@ theVOice.... Thx..

You shot the sheriff, then shoot the deputy. Easy with the venom,bro. Lol

As it was in the days of Noah and of Lot,they will be marrying and giving in marriage, buying and selling, building and planting.

The blood will run hot in their veins. Money will be their god, pleasure their high-priest, and unbridled passion the ritual of their worship.

It will be a city of music. Amid the noise and bustle of its commercial life will be heard the music of its pleasure resorts and theatres. There will be the sound of "harpers and musicians, of pipers and trumpeters"

The world's best singers and players will be there. Its theatres and places of music will be going day and night. In fact there will be no night, for the electric illumination of the city by night will make the night as bright and shadowless as the day, and its stores and places of business will never close, night or day, or Sunday, for the mad whirl of pleasure and the absorbing de-sire for riches will keep the wheels of business constantly moving. And all this will be easy because the "God of this World"--Satan, will possess the minds and bodies of men.

Unsad:
New place for homeless girls to spend their nights.

"I saw a 'Great White Throne' and Him that sat on it, from whose face the Earth and the Heaven (atmosphere of the earth) fled away; and there was no place for them." Rev. 20:11.

redefined300:
Nigerian Singer Davido in a recent interview revealed his OBO necklace made him less richer by more than 13million Naira. “It is worth 60,000 USD,” Davido revealed.

When asked by a Journalist why he shows off his accessories on social media he replied, “It is not about me. The display is about what we do and the business we are into. It is called showbiz and it comes with the territory.”He purchased the neck piece few months ago during one of his many stops in ATL and it is not his only expensive neckpiece.

This latest info continues the trend of these Rich Artistes' spending outrageous fees to buy or customise personal jewelries.

: http://www.naijadefined.com/2015/09/davido-reveals-cost-of-his-obo-necklace.html

"...Nearly[b][/b] one billion?
So we're not up to a billion in Africa?
Well,it's excluded those in diaspora,I believe.
And imagine resident Chinese already over a billion.
#Random thoughts here...
Happy weekend everyone!

omega25red:
Hi folks i took a trip to coasta rica and i thought i would share my pictures enjoy


p.s we nigerians do not only travel to get stuck in another country we do take vacations

Morning bro,I'd appreciate if U could send me a PM,leaving me a number on which I can call U. Thanks

Joniboi:
Nooo! How can it be a sin? See question ooh.

I self service most times when am away from my partner cos its better to self service than to go after prostitutes and some cheap girls and get infected with some deadly disease on infection which in turn will be passed onto your partner.

All them hypocrites in the house, make una begin bash me oooh! The truth is that 90% of men self service and 75% of women self service...Oti kpariii!

The Scripture disagrees beloved brother.Yes,there are some biblical principles that can be applied to the issue of masturbation. Ephesians 5:3 declares, “Among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity.” It is hard to see how masturbating can pass that particular test. The Bible teaches us, “So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God” (1 Corinthians 10:31). If you cannot give God glory for something, you should not do it. If a person is not fully convinced that an activity is pleasing to God, then it is a sin: “Everything that does not come from faith is sin” (Romans 14:23). Further, we need to remember that our bodies have been redeemed and belong to God.

MUST I be baptized to be saved or born again?

Not that I'm particularly interested, but can somebody tell me which of those guys is Peter?

motongs:
I just dey laugh as i finish read dis comment. Firstly, Op. didnt say anything concerning broke guys. Secondly, so women shouldn't learn to be responsible and hardworking to impress men? See her mouth like "i like hardworking men". Do you know that here in Nigeria, most of the hardworking men are the factory workers, carpenters, bricklayers.etc . Confused girl, you think hardwork is when you ride a coc.k with your va'Gina(z) for some cash just to buy more bleaching creams. Huh! bit***ch please.

Bro,that b!+ch is reprehensible. Her picture alone is an unmistakable attestation.

Ginaz:
when poverty brings heat, money evaporates it......

men should learn to be responsible and hardworking to impress me, everything else is shit.


I like hard working men, these are guys called "MEN!"
not some babbling with nothing to show for it .

Soyoyo!!!!
In Kanye's voice..."I Ain't saying she's a gold digger..... "

charix:
I didn't read this. All I skimmed through was "blah, blah, blah". Abuja is miles ahead of Lagos. Trust me, I've lived in both.

Kindly state just 5 reasons bro. I've been pondering.

Brethren, please accept me and pardon my belated participation, and more so what I'm about put in;I like to inquire if there's anyone in the house who's somewhat familiar with Panam Percy Paul's songs, there's this very album titled "Nigeria I Love You",with singles like Christabel, Jesus Is The Rock, Learn To Love, Living In The City etc I've for a very long time searched every Gospel Music outlets around me to no avail. I can't even find any of the songs online. Those days,I would listen from a cassette player... I should think my dad bought the audio cassette around 1990 or so.

So if there's a proud owner of this album CD/cassette, kindly borrow that I may burn/dub. I wouldn't mind sending my address so you could have it mailed kindly to me.

God bless you all.
My regards to Ayoku777 & Malvisguy212

Of all bad habits, I DETEST smoking!
I really wish his death could be scientifically analyzed and captioned as they do on my favorite TV programme: A 1000 Ways To Die.
"Smokefool"

That guy in white reminds me of that character Pop Eye always fights with over Olive Oyl. lmfao!!!

Omotayor123:
Lol. I call it old age regret #

You bad!

Omotayor123:
Not d biggest joor. I ve since as$ bigger dan dat for dis naija not to talk of Africa.





Saw one d other day and I almost.......... OMG!!!!

And in words,what exactly went through your mind?
You know,I've always wondered what exactly ladies think or feel when they see asses that surpasses what they carry
I mean a big round mound of "BSc-ass" intimidating your "JSS1- ass"