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In saner climes, and in a state of exigency such a volunteer group would get commandeered by an/army officer(s),prior to that they would have undergone drills and tactical guerilla training. By so doing casualties are minimal, weapons and ammunition can be accounted for, and any anomalous act from the vigilantes during or after the war/crisis can be brought to book. You don't just arm civilians all in the name of combating insurgences, otherwise you'll be brewing even tougher insurgents and hardened criminals most of whom would have been there done that. But kudos to the volunteers though while so many consider Nigeria a nation not worth dying for.

okparaugo: Seriously, if you want to have one new girl visit you everyday dont love any of them and they will keep coming.

That's the formula. The moment you love one, others will stop coming and that one you love will start her shakara..

Big-up yourself bro! You're my kinda man!! I just love men with balls of steel. No kitten-niqqers!!

Hmmmm... Are u pondering what I'm pondering?

phreakabit: Wait, WHO can't verify drugs . . . But USA's FDA can?!

Prowizy2: In my place its a taboo for a visitor to ask for pillow. You'll wake up in the middle of the night sleeping on a python

So scary stuff!

And nobody's talking about Ego Boyo?

Amelian: Abi?.. Last year, on different occassions av bn offered opportunities 2 become an actress. I was interested and happy dat I will add Acting. 2 my career, I then decided 2 seek advise from one of my good frnds, a popular actor that see o, is it wise for me 2 join acting? Av bn recvn offers like crazy due 2 myfair looks and well, assets, and I feel dis is my next level o.. My guy looked @ me and. Said, wat? U! He. Called my name. 3 times, and he just shook his head and said lemme tell u.. U can't do wat omotola, geneinve, ini edo are doing.. I dey tell u.. U don't av d stamina or liver 2 do it , so forget story and focus on yur bizness with other responsible source of income.. I was like u , must tell me wetin dem dey do, wey I no fit do am.. Told me 3 things which I can't divulge here, but one of them is wat d op has just mentiond.. I fear nah.. Quickly I. Started. Rejecting any acting roles.. I no get d liver true true.. Lemme paddle my boat jejely till I get 2 my destination... ACtors and Actresses, I hail!... Million gbosas!

Hi AMELIAN,kindly PM me,I've got a very meaningful conversation to hold with you which for certain reasons I can't here. Thanks.

It's a joke with a bitter-sweet twist to it,as with most jokes basically. But He[BasketMouth] should have known better than put such sensitive material out there. Might have been milder though if such were told on stage than on Social Media. At least on Stage judging from the reaction of your audience he might be prompted to quickly(smartly) apologize to the irritated womenfolk there present. But I'm sure he'll get over it,and so will his critics.

@ No 4 - Should be CURLEW Birds and not Calling

OK! May all the Ogas dem wey employ you from reaching your The Main The Main Glory sack you to Irrevocable success in Jesus Name - Say Amen!

Titiluvly: ThankYou Sir..I totally agree with you but i think he made that analysis cos of what the oda poster wrote,, its so unfortunate some of our views are too myopic..

Your Signature gives me a reason to thank GOD. Thank You Jesus...Have You Said It Today?

ganase2: I wonder where this lazy nigerian youth's mentality is leading to! This one too long, that one to long, yet can ping from morning till dawn! Write vital information in an article, most will still complain of being too long...when will it be too short? What a disaster waiting to explode right in our faces....it's terrible!

By the way, it was Dbanj, Don Jazzy and Wande Coal making the real Mohits (Dprince and Kswitch were just fringes) until that snitchy Dr Sid joined then....ever since, our dear Mohits couldn't hold much longer!

Believe me,after reading your post,I went back to the article and read it word for word. Indeed we are becoming very lazy at reading these days,but people/OPs should also master the art of summary and paragraphing (when they post)such that it would be easier and more appealing to read.

[quote author=Me_Aboki]Pls don't spread lies, the man clearly wasn't lynched but thoroughly beaten by the Indian police and Goan public and subsequently taken away conscious and alive in a police van (for his safety) presumably to a hospital for treatment.

I don't know why you fail to understand the meaning of the word lynch and its usage (in your case its misuse) in this regard.

Pls try and modify the topic before you further mislead more ppl, especially lazy ones who may rely on the heading without bothering to open the thread.[/quote]WOE BETIDE YOU!!! AND I MEAN IT! GRAMMAR IS ALL YOU'RE FVCKING CONCERNED ABOUT FROM WATCHING SUCH INHUMAN TREATMENT METED OUT TO A NIGERIAN I'LL SPIT IN YOUR FACE IF I REALLY COULD,YOU ROACH!

Hey it's the weekend,Nairalanders. But wait oo,I no know which of the sections is appropriate for this my thread o,I think I'll just drop it in the Jokes and let the MODs take it from there. Anyways,I wish everyone an awesome weekend. Plan on having a joyful one with my woman,so took her to the mall on Thursday to avoid the typical Friday and weekend rush,and you know women and their shopping ethic. So I decided I'd drive to one of my spots meanwhile and chill out,but while at the spot I opted to stay in the car and enjoy my liquor while I watch peeps get mad and frenzy in the Halloween fiesta. But while sipping on my dark rum my eyes caught site of something that nearly got the booze out my nostrils - Oh you wonder what that could be,well,a lady being chased by some errant kids. Yeah it reminded me of something very similar back in time,my good old naija days-my mischievous,suffer-head,Heckle & Jeckle days......

Was in the mid 90s after secondary school,waiting for my admission into University. I was an 18 year old-looking-25 kinda guy,dark,tall,broad shouldered and muscular - papa was a soldier,Lol. Not gonna go into the details of how we met but folks I used to have this very fine,sassy,hippy,fair-skinned woman in her early 30s I should think who was from Cameroun,but worked on contract in Lagos,she owned a Benz "V-Boot". She probably must have lied to me about her marital status and a few other things then but I didn't care much either. She was a beauty,and at that time rich,or so I should think.

I had no room nor privacy for a woman in my my dad's house(You wan die!?),and no hotels for my village oo,but I had friends back then who had their rooms,and others who were already tenants. But whenever my Hoochie-mama shows up,I'll take her to one of my friend's place where we'll bump and grind. She would only come on a Wednesday(not all Wednesdays,but I looked forward to all Wednesdays) and would do all I could to be available where she picks me up,from 1pm till 5pm. Once it's 6pm,I know she ain't coming. It's how we do. She would park her car at some Car Wash,then we'd stroll to our venue. Man,she spoiled me silly,got my first anal s3x from her(at that age),pair of trainers,trekkers and whatever goody shii!t you can think of. And she got the good boogie bang from me too - and why not,she was hot! I was "earning" some little money off the shii!t,and my friends were kinda cool with me (for we rolled up,and they would borrow my stuff and what not)- Or so I thought...till katakata come burst!

One Wednesday,she came,I got picked up,and we were at the usual,I was getting licked up and shii!t,till... BANG! BANG!! BANG!!! It was a loud knock on the door,incessant and so disturbing,I had to get it. My friend says he needs his room immediately. We got packed up. I knew 2 other guys in the house,one wasn't home the other one said NO WAY! See Gobe!? Ara mi ti gbekan(was in the mood). Then one Ijebu man came out from his room says to me "Look I've been watching you for some time now,if you don't leave this place now I'll beat hell out of you".No be say fear catch me for the guy for if we start,him go know say "Enu o se",but other men dey that house wey fit beat me up join. Then he talks down my woman,clapped and was shouting. Ol boy,before I knew it boys don gather o,even my so called friend no even send me...I was like WTF!? We had to leave in the shame and humiliation - it was a set-up. By that time school children were back home,we got mobbed,the ijebu man made these children sing after us beating and drumming plates and cans - Shii!t! Ol boy dem follow us oo. We gave them money,them no gree go back,we beg them,these pikins dem no gree o,the money she dey give them sef dey pepper me for body,my ration dey shorten.

We got to one Ansaru Deen(Not sure how to spell it) School,we were gonna just pass in front then I thought I had better escape,because after the school na where some women dey sell balewa,condense,tanfiri,ojojo etc. So I told my woman I needed to defecate which she obliged. So I walked to the rear end of the school fence,I was only gonna pee and abscond. But then while peeing I saw some Devil-seeds,I don't know how or what you call it,but in Yoruba Land na "Werepe",stings if it touches your skin and set your body on fire. I no waste time,I carefully used my handkerchief pack am,put sand for my hand squeeze the seeds and pods together while still in the hanky then went back to the scene. By Jove! I sprayed the shii!t on the kids,come see Galala and Marvelous' New Dance...Ol' boy my woman was astounded - No time to explain,grabbed her hand,we ran off.....Omo ko funny ooo

So na so,I just say make I share with una. Happy weekend peeps!

***spits thick sputum out the window from chewing my pako*** Egungun Igbo!

airclipse: Good one bro....n tanchu for following me back on twirra o.... #SCALE_EWU on point

LMFAO Ki lo to e si gbogbo eleyii?? Scale-ewu indeed!

Segeggs: This is how diseases start. Micro-organisms entering her vag.ina can destroy the world.

Shut the blistering hell up,you chump! If this were some Angelina Jolie for Tomb Raider,I'm sure you'll be singing praises

The UN told Haiti they have an immunity against allegations connecting them to a Cholera outbreak in their country. And perhaps our new Nigerian Bloomberg will help televise how Nigeria buries her cholera-embattled citizens too.
So my Fresh-Air-Headed Presido with a black hat,still calling Ameriwars on your people to tackle the insurgents sponsored to turn wives to widows

Sincere 9gerian: So every swerve or slowing down/acceleration of vehicles on the road should now be reported as averted road crash? Yeye dey smell big time!

And it would have been [b]sincere [/b]to ignore an impending doom to 150 human lives,compared to a road accident where the risk is less fatal? Your brain has got a hiccup hence you need a thundering slap!

This topic is interesting. It makes me wanna slap the "kanwulia" out of some posters

Be Magnified - Don Moen

oubi: [size=14pt]That bathroom and toilet is not for that building.[/size]

I think it is,judging by how they "collaborated" the tiles together on the left wall of the toilet. You'd understand the landlord was either forced or it was a pro-tenancy-increment scheme.

homesteady: Chei! This guy has grown bigger!
He has also gone MIA in Nollywood now!

Nice comment,text me your account number

safarigirl: niqqa please! There can only be ONE YUZEDO

No mind the Yuzedo-wannabe. We'll axe u out nigga!
Keepin it real for Yuzedo anytime on here. He got fans like no other lol. Try being Redmosquito's minion,perhaps u go sell. lmao

I really can't explain why...but I don't trust China - The People,The Government,Their Economic Policies...and in fact their products! GGggrrrr!

Where is that penniless "Billyonaire" ??

[quote author=chymystique][/quote]WOW! Olorun lo mo oye BJ ti omo yii maa ti ju danu s'igboro. Hmmnn... O ya,Ronkeeeeeeeeeeee!!?

barcanista: Only softies whine over a girl

But seriously,our Nigerian men need to brush up on their looks a little. Some are too grotesque for a hooker even. Over 50% of them just capitalize on their Money-power,they do not have the charisma,looks,articulation and confidence...even hygiene to make a lady look over her shoulder. We see men in other parts of the world and we know what's up. There Real Men amongst you lot though,but what we are saying is let the vast majority of miscreants learn from the Real Gs.

[quote author=Blue-eyed boi]...Where are the mods when you need them?!..you deserve a ban for this post for crying out loud!..am so outta here..[/quote]Dude,you ok?

alutacontinua: I hate to say it nd i wanna apologize in advance to all my nairaland paddies but the truth remains most guys are ugly!

You're so damn right. Believe me,today I was on break,picked up my phone and decided I'd check on the male folks on Badoo...damnnnnnnn! Behold,there were crazily frustrated faces,weird beards and moustaches, big-up tomato noses,bizarre picture backgrounds,amoebic head-shapes,hideous dress sense,Thick & darkened lips of different shapes and sizes,some with total display of immaturity despite their supposed profile age. I had a good laugh just surfing on my phone. But I'll tell you,there ain't No Air in that Nanjeriya much less a "Fresh" one.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Meaning the guy was never dead...


The Doctors should be facing malpractice charges or negligence..

Even the bible says it that 'Its is appointed unto a man ONCE to die..', so if he resurrected, that means he was never dead..

You Christians should study your bible.. When you raise a dead person, Are you bringing him or her back from Hell or Heaven?

Fvck this story..[/quote]Nope - Not the story,but fvck you pagan!

2. Jocelyn Wildenstein

The $4 Million Monster, and yes that is how much she’s spent on herself, not her net worth.


1. Hang Mioku
Hang was a very pretty lady, she started off with a nose job, and then got lips and cheeks done until she was addicted to surgery. Unable to pay for it anymore she tried a homemade job which led to her injecting herself with cooking oil which has now left her scarred for life with face she never wanted

Hang's story will transfix you,will blow your mind how an once - beautiful woman could get so obsessed with Plastic Surgery. Read more here folks --->
http://www.boltedmedia.com/plastic-surgery-addict-injected-cooking-oil-into-her-face-before-after-images/