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Politics / Re: Ultimate Warriors of Niger Delta Emerges, Demands 60% Oil Bloc by Lushka(m): 9:31pm On Jun 08, 2016
Nawaoo. Is there still hope in this country? Abeg does anyone have an idea on how to get visa to Somalia?

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Business / Re: Has The ATM Ever Short-paid Anyone Before? by Lushka(m): 2:56pm On Jun 08, 2016
OlowoB:
Well I only know of overpaid. Back then in LUTH, a friend of mine went to the machine and wanted to withdraw 10k (this machine is opposite FOODIE, a very popular restaurant in LUTH) after slotting in the card to withdraw the money, he discovered the machine paid him an extra 1k.

He slot in his card again and tried to withdraw another amount and the same thing happened. My guy who can think so fast grin just quickly ran to the cyber cafe and printed a flyer (COMPSSSA) saying DO NOT USE this machine cos it is out of order. He later went to go and pay more money into his account and also went to go and collect people's cards from them, using theirs also.

Infact, he made close to like 200k back then. He only told me after the deal had been done. I felt like slapping him. This was like 2008 when guys were so bad gan.

Special shout out to all Medilag students here 2005-2010.
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You can lie. Are you Lai Mohammed child?

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Politics / Re: FG Appoints Florence Anyanwu As Auditor-general Of The Federation (Acting) by Lushka(m): 6:18pm On Jun 07, 2016
She is acting. She will definitely be replaced by a saharan after 2 weeks.
Crime / Re: Am Okoh Godwin Am Not A Bokoharam Member by Lushka(m): 6:03pm On Jun 07, 2016
agwu123:
How can you just meet somebody online and he proposed to you that he was going to help you to US, you agreed. You didn't only agree but you left the South-East and traveled far to the Maiduguri (North- East) for same purpose. Maiduguri of all places, my guy you are too desperate and can do anything to achieve your aim.

Just thank God you came out alive cause your greediness could have landed you to your early grave.

Such desperate move...... very typical of yiboman.
Politics / Re: Recovered Loot: Why FG Did Not Name Looters —presidency by Lushka(m): 1:09pm On Jun 05, 2016
Nicur:
make Una see reason ooh grin anyway I no even wan argue but if Apc like make dem dey cook up figures upandan!! and kontinu with their useless propaganda, make dem no tell us say NIGERIA IS BROKE! cos na money be this so!!
There is strong reason in their action. Mentioning names of those who returned our yams willingly will discourage other yam robbers who still have our yams and are willing to return them. Lets just give them time but bro I don tire for all these stories oooo

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Phones / Re: MTN Unveils New Call Tariff Plan: Xtrapro & Xtraspecial by Lushka(m): 6:46am On May 25, 2016
You people should use it and give me feed back. My emptyhen SIM has been receiving calls only since last year. Emptyhen is a big scam. Nothing is free from them.

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Willing To Discuss Surrender And Release Of Chibok Girls by Lushka(m): 3:51pm On May 22, 2016
Noooo. This can't happen now especially when $30 million used for previous negotiation hasn't been recovered.
Politics / Re: Prices Of Fuel From When It Was Discovered by Lushka(m): 8:33pm On May 19, 2016
Same way corruption is rising
Crime / Re: Wale Fakile Responds To Girlfriend's Battery Allegations (Photo) by Lushka(m): 8:28pm On May 19, 2016
In as much as I don't want to judge but this sounds very incoherent and unbelievable.

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Politics / Re: Burial Parade: Nigerian Police Bury Colleague (Video) by Lushka(m): 6:29pm On May 17, 2016
eitsei:
I don't believe this shiit... It might be a comedy film and the OP posted it here to get cheap likes... Nigerian police force is not that bad na
Bros this video is as real as the present hardship in Nigeria. Nigeria Police is worse than this. Seems u just came back from Namibia.
Politics / Re: Burial Parade: Nigerian Police Bury Colleague (Video) by Lushka(m): 6:18pm On May 17, 2016
Bunch of drunkards acting as if they were taken unawares. They are just consuming our tax for nothing.

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Education / Re: Shooting At Igbokuta Model College In Ikorodu by Lushka(m): 3:13pm On May 10, 2016
Again? I will relocate to somalia. Who knows where the embassy is located?
Politics / Re: Four Power Plants Shut After Militants’ Attacks by Lushka(m): 10:08pm On May 09, 2016
[quote author=rapistbuhari post=45465470]The avengers should please cut the source electricity to Aso villa so the nomadic vagabond can feel what the masses are passing through[/quote
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Lolz. Aso Rock has generating sets that supply power round the clock. That's why they don't give a damn about power outage. So sip Alomo and chill. Nigeria is doomed.
Politics / Re: Breaking News:Fayose Fights Ecobank Dirty,Ecobank Leaves Ekiti For Now..photos by Lushka(m): 8:40am On May 09, 2016
okosodo:
The story get k- leg
Infact na L-leg ooo. Look at the source. Op is a bitter citizen.
Politics / Re: Fashola Reveals The Road Map To Incremental, Steady And Uninterrupted Power by Lushka(m): 8:30am On May 09, 2016
When will they stop drawing maps and go to the field. I'm tired of this country; continuos planning with no implementation. Our leaders prefer to work in AC offices and shun working in the sun.
Business / Re: Ten Banks Pay 143 Directors N7.6bn In 2015 by Lushka(m): 8:24am On May 09, 2016
Then why are the junior workers not well paid?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG Takes Over Recruitment Duties From Teaching Hospitals by Lushka(m): 6:57am On May 09, 2016
This is political talk. The mode of recruitment in our teaching hospitals is highly corrupt especially for internship and residency. I have given up. ""UNTH comes to mind""

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Family / Re: Keep Your Husband And Family Together With This Food. by Lushka(m): 5:18pm On May 08, 2016
Op is it readily available? Is it ur product?
Crime / Re: Kidnapped Rev. Father Adeyi John by Lushka(m): 4:18pm On May 08, 2016
Bokoharam. Must you comment?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Is 3rd On Spotify’s World Artistes by Lushka(m): 7:08pm On May 07, 2016
Where is Linda and co-haters? This dude is just catapulting everywhere.

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Family / Re: My Experience With My Pervert Neighbour by Lushka(m): 11:32pm On May 03, 2016
Tnx. Foolish analyst.

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Family / Re: My Experience With My Pervert Neighbour by Lushka(m): 11:29pm On May 03, 2016
Another frustrated troublemaker on the loose.
Family / Re: My Experience With My Pervert Neighbour by Lushka(m): 6:53pm On Apr 30, 2016
eyinjuege:


She felt violated that's why. I'm sure if you were her husband, who caught the pervert live in action, you would probably have done worse.
And why doesn't she learn to put her curtains down (as she has discovered what the man is doing )instead to inviting the whole street into the matter. You are another trouble maker.

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Family / Re: My Experience With My Pervert Neighbour by Lushka(m): 6:18pm On Apr 30, 2016
From the tone of your write-up, you are a trouble maker. Why stretch the incident to that extent?

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Education / Re: The Plight Of A Nigerian Medical Student by Lushka(m): 12:27am On Apr 30, 2016
Op take heart. I got admission to read medicine in UNN in 2002 and graduated in 2009 after intensive mental torture. The torture will continue during ur residency programme. God will see u through.

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Romance / Re: Help!! I Only Put The Head In, Now She Is Pregnant!! by Lushka(m): 9:41pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:

where do you stay? I am in gboko
Bro my friend had similar experience with a Benue babe. After 2 weeks the girl claimed she was pregnant. He persuaded her for a scan, lo and behold the scan showed that it was 5weeks and 6days. Even if at all you impregnated her, she can only test positive to pregnancy test after about 3weeks or so. Be strong bro.
Romance / Re: Help!! I Only Put The Head In, Now She Is Pregnant!! by Lushka(m): 9:26pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:

where do you stay? I am in gboko
Ok I'm in Otukpa. It is far from ur base. Just take her to a good Scanning centre and scan her immediately. With 1k u can do that. Once the pregnancy is beyond the date u met her, threaten and tell her off. Don't let anyone make your life miserable. Tnx.
Romance / Re: Help!! I Only Put The Head In, Now She Is Pregnant!! by Lushka(m): 9:07pm On Apr 27, 2016
hungrynigerian:
embarassed met this local girl in a village at benue state where I am currently doing my youth service. I invited her over to my house for a chit-chat no harm intended but during our meeting I noticed she had no bra on, then my John Thomas started acting funny...well to cut a long story short I made a move on her and she responded positively. even though I didn't have any protection with me I was hell bent on tasting the honey pot, as i was about to enter the promised land I suddenly regained my senses, and pulled out. it was just the head that went in. fast forward 2 weeks later this same girl came to my house to announce that she is pregnant, I am so confused. thinking of abandoning this service and running away. please advice me!!
Bro don't fear. Benue babes are wayward, very desperate and get pregnant for economic reasons. U can't get her pregnant jst after 2 weeks of meeting her. Kindly take her for ultrasound and be surprised that she is 6weeks pregnant and thank me later. I am currently in Benue and can help u with that. If you don't act fast, your service year will be horrible. My piece of advice.... stay away from Benue girls.

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Health / Re: Woman Pregnant For 3 Years Gives Birth In Ibadan- Metronaija.com by Lushka(m): 9:52pm On Apr 22, 2016
Na lie
Politics / Re: Peter Ekpendu Reacts To The Assault Onyemaechi Mrakpor by Lushka(m): 9:43pm On Apr 22, 2016
Nigerian leaders are the greatest liars in the whole world. They don't ever show remorse for their stupid actions. I hate this country. I'm off to Namibia.
Politics / Re: Osun Government Officials Kidnapped In Lokoja by Lushka(m): 6:51pm On Apr 22, 2016
Hmmm how much can Osun state pay as ransom?
Romance / Re: Video Of Linda Ikeji And Her Mother Dancing by Lushka(m): 4:45pm On Apr 22, 2016
Who posted this rubbish? I will soon post video of me coughing. Kids awaiting admission have taken over nairaland.

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