₦airaland Forum

Babsolala:
Hello everyone.
Please what card is the easiest to use for payments on Google playstore currently?

I would also appreciate any information on charges for card creation on it.
Thank you.

You should use PayDay Visa cards, not Mastercard. Card creation fee is 1 dollar and you need a minimum of 5 dollars to fund your card. That's what I started using recently.

I use it for Youtube Premium subscription.

kwasoly:
Everything God created was good that was why in Genesis chp 1& 2 when God finished creating anything it ends with and God said it was good,note I paraphrased all those quotes.
This now brings me to the question, what really happened to your anus because it wasn't so in the beginning.
Did you practice anal sex or you abused the anus?
Tell me the truth make I know how to help you

I think its unfair for your to speculate the that the person was involved an anal sex.

The problem he has is called anal fissures and it mostly happens when a person has chronic constipation.

Difficulty pooping happens when the stools are very hard and large in size - larger than the elasticity of the anal elastic tissues.

Your problem is simply constipation - got worse to causing anal fissures.

Google search how to deal with constipation and recommendations would pop up from several websites.

I'm not a medical doctor. But you can count on what I said.

Buhari's government told us that Dangote Refinery will start selling its refined products in July.

Up till now its not ready. Were we lied to?

Sorry Man. You should please calm your boy down. It's very unfortunate such a thing happened to a hardworking student like him.

About 85% of our students have their exam held. Reason was chemistry practicals copy copy they said.

But to be honest, 99.99% of all the WAEC and NECO exams taken in the school since its establishment is all copy copy. But this year, most of it has been held. And guess what? I'm very happy. We are the ones promoting this bad act.

I just pray in the near future WAEC could be able to use AI in detect exam malpractice and cancel the affected ones. NECO is just a cursed exam body - a true reflection of Nigerian systems.

That's why secondary school students of today are just like people sent to give their communities high blood pressure.

Nigeria will be great again when we embrace honesty in our exams. Those who work hard get to stay in school, and those who don't leave for good.

Sorry about your boy.

Get married ladies. Avoid this single parent mentality of the West. A child better has a real father.

Having a career is very good, so is having a family. Even animals understand this. It's the natural order of life.

You don't have to be financially buoyant to have a family. Going through challenges every now and then is the beauty of life.

Have a family. Riches and wealth is promised to no one. Strive to be better.

UnfairLife7:
very few federal uni accept 200 above

One can get admission with 180 above to most federal and state university in Nigeria.

In my state Kebbi, and our neighbours Sokoto and Zamfara, even 130 is a pass mark. Everybody gets admission into university. Up tilk today many will still go the their CBT centers without reading anything, yet, still get about 130 and above.

I swear WAEC is no longer an exam. Nobody fails WAEC these days - even students who can't read or write properly.

Students no longer read even a page of their books for tye exam. NOTHING.

They all steal during the exam using their phones. An act well coordinated with their authorities and WAEC exam body.

This utter lack of honesty, I believe, is one of the reasons why our things are as if we are cursed or damned in everything most of us Nigerians do.

This allowed malpractice is one of the reasons why students don't respect thier teachers, behave morally bad, become very dumb. Some of our students are even smart enough to give their abilities a try with these exams, yet, we made them this devilish. All in the name of the 'love' we have for them.

A junior friend of mine who attended one of the many expensive secondary schools of Nigeria, Key Science Academy, Masaka, Abuja and graduated in about 2014 told me that they too didn't write the exam on their own. They were in his words 'HELPED'.

Many students will still do well today with those exams if they are encouraged and motivated to study hard for them. I know its arduous, still, many can give it a good shot.

If a student can honestly get one or two credits in WAEC on their own. I believe they are better than most of us who cheated.

Nigeria will change for better, God-willing, when we start being honest with ourselves and our institutions.

Exam malpractice is not good, as much as cheating in anything isn't.

Westernlove:
You made some points.

But Is It from the N18,000 minimum wage a lot of Poor people would pay N50,000 to N100,000 tution fees from??

The Truth is Nigeria can never Work. Disintegration is the best solution to the Contraption.

There is a lot of Re-Formation and Re-Orientation which need to be done on Human Capital. A lot of Nigerians are damaged In and Out.

If the Nation still exist in the next 100 Years, Same problems will still keep existing.

I understand the plurality of your argument.

Not all parents are to enrol their kids into private schools - definitely some can't afford it. But I am of the opinion that public-private partnership can go a long way in alleviating most school issues. If parents are made to pay N5,000 each term/per child in any primary or secondary school, most public school problems can be gradually resolved. Frankly 5k isn't too much. If its the only sacrifice parents can offer their children at the benefit of having a relatively quality education, I think its high time they make it.
Most public secondary schools in my town don't even have decent maths, English language and science teachers. Decent ones. Ones that can properly help your kid understand density, bonding, or even topics tropical rainforests.

The worst of all is the primary schools. You just gotta pity them. I don't want it to sound as if I'm exaggerating things. I know of one primary school teacher who claims he is one of the best in his school - this fella has to meet my friend to teach him singular and plural.

Let them pay the money and have their kids decently educated. My opinion.

Your second argument: I want us to continue existing as a nation. We can still grow and improve together. God knows I want to visit Brass, Bayelsa state someday just to experience the excessive rainfall of Nigeria's mangroves. I don't ever wanna need a visa for that.

I am one of the administrators of a private Secondary school here in Kebbi state. Our students have been paying on average N54,000 per annum since 2018. Students of universities or colleges of education within our states(all neighboring states) pay an average of N20,000 to N25,000.

God knows the education they receive in those tertiary institutions is too poor. They also graduate in huge numbers with nothing to offer, but put more pressure on the government to give them jobs that don't even exist. Truth is our number is very very large relative to our resources.

I am a proponent of an expensive education system where one has to pay a fortune to have their child educated, though I got schooled for almost free. I'm very sure the money FG paid me during NYSC is much more than what I spent for school fees and upkeep in my 3 years in the university.

I know many will argue that I am hoping to deny many people what I got for almost free. This is what I'd say to you: No public primary or secondary school is properly functioning in my state. Not a single one. We only pride ourselves in lies and deception of what doesn't exist.

I am one of the administrators of a private Secondary school here in Kebbi state. Our students have been paying on average N54,000 per annum since 2018. Students of universities or colleges of education in our states pay an average of N20,000 to N25,000.

God knows the education they receive in those tertiary institution is too poor. They also graduate in huge numbers with nothing to offer, but put more pressure on the government to give them jobs that don't even exist. Truth is our number is very very large relative to our resources.

I am a proponent of an expensive education system where one has to pay a fortune to have their child educated, though I got schooled for almost free. I'm very sure the money FG paid me during NYSC is much more than what I spent for school fees and upkeep in my 3 years in the university.

I know many will argue that I am hoping to deny many people what I got for almost free. This is what I'd say to you: No public primary or secondary school is properly functioning in my state. Not a single one. We only pride ourselves in lies and deception of what doesn't exist.

I'm happy seeing this story.

I'm Hausa and have no issues with any tribe in this country. In fact I love meeting new people very well.

I hope the SE and our zones become safer. Nigeria use to be a very good country. I pray we see more of that in the months to come.

Gamesmart:
Don't mind him.

He is extremely ignorant.

He is so ignorant and poorly educated that he does not know you cannot live in most European countries without speaking their languages. For example, in Amsterdam, all official communications and road signs are in Dutch. Children are taught in Dutch and they will only speak Dutch to you until you tell them that you are not resident.

Then you see some useless and ignorant child come online to say that only 3 languages will exist in 10 years. We are really producing poor quality "yoots" in Nigeria like we dey crase. He would even say he has done "hard analysis".

Japanese, Korean, Spanish, Hindi, Turkish will disappear despite them being national languages?

Very true. May be his understanding of such things is very limited. Many people have been surviving in very remote places here in Nigeria, with just a pinch of modernity, yet they still maintain their identity intact.

Maryam1234:
Mutanen Kogi CE ama na Zauna a Arewa Daga Mafara Zuwa U/Sarki
Yanzu Kuma Gani a Niger,kulu Ina tare da Hausawa.Duk wande muke Sana'a tare dasu Bahauce ce

Ka gaida Kowa
Allah Ya Yi Maka Alkhairi

Allah Sarki. Ku mutanen jihar Kogi kuna a tsakiyar Najeriya. Kuna samun damar alaƙa da mutane daban-daban. Kuma ga huldar kasuwanci da mutane da kuke yi.

Nagode, ke ma Allah ya yi mi ki alheri.

Maryam1234:
Koma kaduba abn sosai Oga

Ba damuwa. Nagode ƙwarai.
Ga alama ke Bahausa ce.

Maryam1234:
Ama Yana Tambaya Uba(Father)

Ko zamuche Baba

Aa. Ya tambayi mata ne.

Senioradvocate:
Anaang
Ibibio
Efik
Igbo
Hausa

My friend aren't Anaang, Ibibio and Efik the same language? Just asking though. I served with some pals fron Akwa-Ibom. They greet in the morning by saying "Mesere - A meserende, abadiye? Idioko.

CartelKenneth:
English, French and Chinese
Next 100 years will be the only languages
Mark my words
(if you’re still alive)

Nigerian languages will still remain, God-willing. I see no reason why they'll go extinct. No reason.

Maryam1234:
Igbo-Nnam
Yoruba-Daddy
Hausa - Uba

Wife in Hausa is 'mata'

I speak Hausa (my language), Pidgin, English languages fluently. I speak Adamawa Fulfulde 4/10.

I use to go to my place of work N50 on an okada before the shock, the shock came and fuel jumped to N250 so it increased to N70. With the removal of fuel subsidy, my fare is now N100.

Though its not very far from my home. 10 minutes walk will get me there.

Honestly people are bearing the brunt of the past governments miscalculations.

I hope by the end of this hardship, Nigeria will become much better - a land of opportunity for all.

I'm happy he appointed Nuhu Ribadu as the NSA.
Though I don't know the rest, I hope Nigeria's insecurity will end under their command.

God bless Asiwaju.

ravensckar:
Gembu? My dream NYSC place. I heard a lot of wonderful stories about that place.


Government Secondary School, Ikang, Bakassi L.G Cross River State. I showed all of them there better shege.


Principal: Corper, you will teach Biology in S.S 1 and S.S 2 and S.S 3.

Me: Sir, I'll teach Biology only in S.S 1 or S.S 2 or S.S 3.

Class monitor calls me on phone: Sir, it's 10:00am and you're not in the staff room. We have Biology now.

Me: Didn't you see that there's NEPA light? I'm in my room enjoying my life. Call the main Biology teacher, I'm just a Corper (emphasis on Corper).

That was the beginning of my epic encounter in that school.

Hahahaha. You must have been a very bad corper then.

Gembu is really a nice place to be.

My stay in Gembu wasone of the most memorable moments of my life. Good people, minimalist lifestyle. Hardworking. Best weather in Nigeria.
Taraba was indeed fun!

Government Day Secondary School, Gembu, Taraba State. 19/20

I'm a school administrator in a private school - the very best in my locality.

I earn 42k/month. Approximately $60 if the exchange rate is 700NGN to USD.

I like it very well. Here in the Nigeria, its a symbol of the north.

Most female northern Muslims wear it.

Word Processing.
Data Analysis using MS Excel.
Using Excel for so many things: Generation and Printing of Report Cards for students + several other Excel doable things.

Good writing skills - ability to grammatically edit documents. Bla bla bla

They called it 'unnatural intercourse' yet, they are fine with the LGBTQ+ community.

I pity una

I think you have peanut allergy.

Try cutting it out of your food substances.

Stay clean and don't eat to be too full.

Get married young man.

You'll be glad you did.

Fut9ure:
I'm from Edo state..Tinubu will never become the president
Tinubu didn't get 25 percent from Edo, rivers, lagos, Benue, akwa ibom and so many other states
Inec think we are fools

Every sane Nigeria should look at this and read a meaning to it
1) Tinubu political party and administration is ruling but he was unable to win Abuja where them sit down put
2) his own state of origin osun. Even a twelve year old will win thier own state yet he was unable to win

3) all development in lagos is attributed to Tinubu and he is regarded as the father of lagos yet he was unable to win

Nigerians should put on thier conscience and see that tinubu was rejected completely by Nigerians

If you can't handover your daughter or sister to a man who is old and sick with dementia, who is not mentally and physically strong. Someone not aware of his environment

But you supported the same man to head over 220 million Nigerians at this critical time of our nation suitation then may you and your children know no peace

Your knowledge of Nigerian political atmosphere is very scanty.