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PortableToDynam:
Eyah�.... Just like your name I can LOVE YOU JEJE. I don't drink energy alcohol or sort. I will give you slowly. ����

Go and sit down.

UKBobo:
Yes ooh. Forget soft talk, whispers, massage and slow dance - na these ones never check whether engine warm sef.

They never check na. It's the primary reason majority of women don't experience orgasm or fake it through out sex. The primary reason sex is painful for women is because they were not prepared enough.

You know you want to have more than 1 hour sex, you must have it at the back of your mind kiss.ing, licking, suck.ing must be done for at least 30 minutes.

But mbanu, they won't do it. Selfish people.

Most Nigerian men are so selfish. They won't check whether you are enjoying it or not. They don't know how to prepare a woman. They believe if they can jerk for hours they are baddos. And you will see them bragging foolishly.

This generation of men are something else.

This thread wan kill me with laughter.

budaatum:
You fid that by presenting you superior critical reasoning which helped me understand an occurrence in human language, which helped me see and strengthen my weakness which aided me to think wide and cross my t and dot my i and above all, exploded my mind.

Ref: Learn To Reason Critically

In the thread you reference, I actually got on your nerve and I didn't say anything that makes sense.

budaatum:
You want me to say it again? Ok.

You, luvmijeje, aided me in thinking wide to cross my t and dot my i and strengthened me and exploded my mind for which my gratitude is boundless. Thank you tons.

In what way did I do that?

Gentlebuka:
No no. Am not saying I don't expect to be questioned, am just saying am not here to convince anyone as i gain absolutely nothing from doing that.
You don't expect me to defend "hallucinations" do you?

It's alright.

budaatum:
You, luvmijeje, aid me in thinking wide to cross my t and dot my i and strengthen me and explode my mind for which my gratitude is boundless.

Thank you tons.

What did I do?

Gentlebuka:
For your information, am not a religionist. Just like you, i seek the truth and nothing but the truth.

Didn't i tell you earlier that science would term the effects of the drug as seeing things that aren't there (hallucinating)? Now the bolded explains why people will tell you you are crazy when you tell them the things that 'aren't there' are infact actually there for real, the drug just made you see it. They think it's just hallucination. Even if you show people certain things, they'll still ask you to prove it mathematically. It's hard to convince someone who doesn't want to be convinced even if you made them see it themselves. Refer to my last reply to budatum to see the name of the plant i was talking to you about.

Imagine if you are the one that took that drug, I personally would have taken you serious. It's normal for people to question you. It's necessarily not because they are doubting you, it's simply because what you are saying is unheard.

And you expecting not to be question is very naive of you. And you unable to defend it shows you didn't think it through.

Critics helps you to explain an occurrence in a man's language . Helps you to see your weakness. Helps you to strengthen your weakness. They aids you in thinking wide. They helps to cross your t and dot your i. And above all, they explodes your mind.

Gentlebuka:
Did you not see where I said i researched the plant?

Author claimed he became insane for just a couple of hours, not forever.

But, please don't believe it. I don't want anyone to believe it so I can keep the knowledge for myself

On a second note, if we should dismiss everyother thing the author said, we should not dismiss this one thing which is my point in the first place: you can a achieve altered states of consciousness. And it is possible to achieve it by using phychoactive drugs (or certain plants). This you can easily verify if you are interested to know.

Here, I finally figured out the name of the plant I was talking to luvmijeje about. It's called Mescaline. Here is how a website defines it:
"The effects of mescaline last for 10 to 12 hours, although the use of mescaline as a sacrament takes place over two days. As a hallucinogenic or psychedelic drug, mescaline induces an altered state of consciousness where people experience altered thinking and perception. People often describe this state as enjoyable, euphoric, and dream-like". 
Source: https://www.verywellmind.com/what-is-mescaline-4155320

Enjoyable? Euphoric? Dream like? You can also get that effect from cocaine.

MuttleyLaff:
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I havent heard anyone yet admit to smearing on dog’s eye bogey/gunk sha?

I vividly remember all those eerie tales, growing up, of, if you put dog’s eye bogey/gunk (i.e. the Western part of Naija call it ''ipin aja'') into your eyes, first thing in the morning, it would allow you to see into the “spirit realm” and give you paranormal experiences.

So you don't know whether it works?

Gentlebuka:
I knew the name. I researched the plant. But that was more than 1 year ago so I've forgotten all about it. I wasnt curious enough to want to experience the effect of the herb for myself because the experience of the guy who took it is not something I really want to undergo. He ran mad for some minutes/hours, but that was also the period when he saw the spirit behind the herb and became acquinted with it. The book i read, the knowledge seeker wanted to have supernatural powers, not necessarily to become an inventor, so different goals. The herb might not be able to help one access the knowledge of how to do supernatural things, the herb just gives you the power, hence you don't have the knowledge yourself. And the herb can also kill you if you don't use it properly (for instance, if anyone ever finds the herb where you keep it, you'll die the next day). So you can't expect me to take this risk. I actually didn't complete reading the book as i knew reading a book wherein i wouldn't practice the knowledge it contains is a waste of time. You shouldn't think accessing this kind of knowledge is as easy as ABC, far from it. So I think I researched the herb on google and I think, from the answers I got from google, people did confirm it had psychic powers. In the book I read, the author claimed the experiences he narrated were his own experiences. He was curious about the herb because he heard the herb could do certain inexplicable things and then he gave it a first hand trial, he had someone who was more experienced to guide him. Also, the herb is not the type of herb you see everyday. It can only be accessed from certain locations.

As for accesing spiritual knowledge, there are multiple ways to do that. Using herbs to alter your state of consciousness is just one of them.

No, you don't share things like this with everyone because people will call you crazy and not believe you so why waste your time?

Hmmm. The effect you are describing is the same effect anyone who has never taken hard drugs feels. The guy who took the drug was only high and hallucinating.

I'm definitely not closing my mind to this simply because the mind of men is the most powerful. The mind of men created Spaceship....... That's sorcery. It all started from the mind. Those who created it relies on men who were not contented with what they were told. They didn't relied on the teaching that only the Spiritual being can go up there.

I was reading a thread earlier today that was stating the different between the wisdom of God and the wisdom of men. How did David killed Goliath? Did God came down? Didn't he used the wisdom God gave to him?

The secret of this world lies in the mind of men and religion is the biggest detriment against it. With religion men's thinking faculty has been suspended. Majority of religionist will die with their wisdom and the secret that lies in them because their thinking faculty has been suspended.

Imagine the knowledge that is been wasted because of 1769 teaching. Teachings that has been doctored and doctored and over doctored. Teachings you all refused to question simply because you were told God was the one that said it.

Gentlebuka:
I've read a bit about the herbs. I cannot claim, however, to have used any. And certainly yes, some people have been using this knowledge and some might still be doing so till today. Not all scientific discoveries or achievements might have come about by making thorough researches. Some knowledge might have been Agreed over from the spiritual to the physical by the means I proposed. But you see these breakthroughs and think the persons who made them are some sort of genius, not knowing they 'stole' the knowledge behind them from somewhere you might not believe exists.

Hmmmm! But you have no evidence of that. You can't even mention the name of the herbs to see into the Spiritual realm. But you are so sure there is a herb to see into the spiritual realm. Again you are contented with what you are being told. Africans are mentally lazy.

How can you not be curious to know the name of those herbs? How can you not be curious to access those knowledge?

If that knowledge exist, how can you not be hungry to share it with the world? How can you allow that secret to die with you?

senatordave1:
It is all about margin and the two third requirement not number of states.the apc states contain more votes than that of pdp.pdp can win only if apc field someone from ss or se

There is nothing like APC or PDP state. Every state in Nigeria is winnable with the right tactic.

Gentlebuka:
Vibrations can be altered. Using certain herbs, you can alter your vibration to see things that 'aren't there' (spiritual beings). If you want to experience for yourself, the knowledge is out there, but science makes you think those things you'd see 'aren't there'. Seeing and believing are two different things. You can force someone to see, but you can't force him to believe.

Do you know the herbs?

I watched a lot of Yoruba films and this films dabbles into the spiritual realm and it makes me wonder whether there are element of truth in it. I'm open-minded.

If there are indeed herbs to see the spiritual, do you know what you are all sitting on? You are sitting on Knowledge that can turn the world upside down. In the right hand it is a knowledge that can transform humanity.

Gentlebuka:
Dammy, truth is, if we can tune our vibration into the vibration of the unseen, then we begin to see the "unseen". Then, we'll become aware that the world is not just filled with humans but spirits alike. Its all about vibration. And yes, conciousness in general is always on a continous loop. After the Final day, if we attain Nirvanna (heaven), we might still come back again, but maybe with much more capabilities and powers than we currently have.

But we can't. We can't tune our vibration into the vibration of the unseen.

That's my issue with religionist. They are contented with what they are being told. They are contented with the unexplained. That's why I am impressed with the OP. She's not contented with the thinking that there are something we can't explain. She opened a thread to find a solution.

You are not proffering a solution. You are just like the other coin of an Atheist. You are okay with what you were told. Not what you know or could know.

Gentlebuka:
I believe what you meant is....When we are born in the physical world, we die in the spiritual world (which is the main world/dimension). When we die in the physical, we become alive in the spiritual world. Physical world being an illusion, we do not actually live until we die and our physical life and the things we see in it are just illusions of the mind. A dream sort of. I used to ask myself, what if i die while dreaming? that dream becomes my reality right? And i wouldn't believe that am just dreaming even if am told a million times right? That's how the world is. No need mincing words. Good to come directly the way I just did. So that if they have critism to deliver, they deliver jeje.

Hmmmm. I have been thinking about it since I came across this thread. What if we are the intruders? What if we are the enemies? What if we are in a loop?

When APC won 2015, they were not as strong as PDP is now. Do you know what's killing PDP? Leadership!!!

senatordave1:
They cannot.pdp got 25% in rerun polls in bauchi and katsina yet what happened

Let's look at this Scenario. They will definitely win South-South and the South East. They will definitely win 25% of the Votes in the Southwest . How many States is that 6+5+6= 18 States. They need to win 2/3 of the 36 States(Win at least 25% of votes in those State) . I have not dabbled into the North o.

As I earlier said they need gifted politicians at the helms of their affair.

senatordave1:
What are you trying to say

I'm simply saying PDP can win the Presidential election if they can get their act right.

The Bauchi Election is interesting. So so close.

There are times I start thinking, won't Nigeria go back to a 1 party system then I see this kind of result. We need gifted politicians running the helms of PDP.

When it comes to Presidential election, you only need to win some and the one you will get to lose should be 25% of the votes. And what I am seeing is far more than 25%.

Since we are in the politics Section. Honesty is not a virtue. Honesty and politics doesn't go together. You can't be honest and survive as a politician.

In fact you can't be honest and survive in the real world. If you are honest you will die young. If you are honest you will die in proverty.

If you don't have the gift of deception, learn it. Learn the art of Chameleoniship(If you like Google it)

I don't dare talk like this in real world( I won't last in this world)

OP, you have a beautiful mind. This is the part that stuck me most.

A father and mother that gives birth to six children have created six different unique DNA's carrying everything about them but now embodied in a new cell, the child. This child is just an extension of the biological parents. The child is in fact not it's own unique formation, but the fusion of two different DNA's who agreed to experience life differently by contributing a part of themselves. So, every child is just the biological parents experiencing life differently without even knowing it. The child is the parents, and the parents are the child.

And it is part that explodes my thinking. Oh my gosh!

How are we sure that we can only procreate through sex? If we died, where does our genes go to? Can procreation happened after death? Can it explain why some people see some people after they have died?

Liposure:
watching porn is practical but wouldn't it be injurious to the health of your relationship in the long run

It's not injurious. It will make it more fun with a partner who's flexible. Variety is a spice of life. Porn is educational in a country like Nigeria that don't speak about sex openly.

Most people go into marriage ignorantly. Sex is a critical part of marriage and we don't preach about it. That's more injurious.

Zzor:
Cheat? never, I'll rather leave the marriage, thats never an option. How do you know the sexual strength of someone since you are not having sex with him, do you ask him or what

There is something calling fore.play. The kissing, the touching, the licking. That is why I advise young ladies to watch porn once in a blue. Most Nigerian men are selfish. They believe peni.s penetration is the beginning and end of sex. If they have release, they believe they have done God's work.

To answer your question, if you are sexually not responding to the guy....... Then something is off.

My friend recently started a relationship with this God loving guy but he kind of disrespect those

Laugh wan kill me. You really love this your friend o. Anyway it doesn't really matter if it is your friend or you.

But please and please remove that thinking that God fearing = a guy that doesn't have sex with you. I have dated a guy.... What am I even saying dated 2 guys that refuse to touch me till the day of our introduction. But as people always say, Konji na bastard and I'm always thanking my star for it.

To cut the long story short, the first cannot fuc.k and he's not ready to listen to correction. The second one.... Any time he touches me I feel like vomiting. And both of them don't joke with church.

If you go into marriage not knowing whether you are sexually compatible with someone, you will cheat or be miserable for the rest of your life.

beauty7:
May be the way I put it is wrong.

What I am trying to say is that science cannot explain it.

It cannot be explained by scientific means

because science lack the instruments,facilities,wherewithal and the capacity to test/understand these occurrences.

These are occurrences that were known to have taken place.

These occurrences have witnesses.

People witnessed these things,but science cannot prove it because science appears to be limited.

Any body that only believes in science is limited in knowledge because science is limited.

Science does not believe in God because it is limited in it's capacity to prove God.

That is why i need an explanation that is not predicated on science.

Good point. All I can say is that you should continue to be open minded.

I am a witness to a dead men walking. Do you all know that we are all dead men walking. We are all living a life of illusion. What do I mean?

The day you were born is the day a death sentence have been pronounced on your life. Despite it, we all continue walking the earth as though we are not under a death sentence. It's like a man who a Judge sentence to die in a month's time and despite it continue eating, sleeping, fuc.king and making babies. All what he's doing before his death is an illusion ( A belief that he won't be able to do those things when he dies).

What if??....... I'll be back when I think this through.

I don't know what you are going through right now but know this, it is for a purpose.

When problems of life come knocking, I have stopped asking 'why me'. If it happening to me, it's for a purpose. Let me share a short story with you.

Two years ago, a friend of mine had a broken bone on one of his legs. For close to 12 months he couldn't walk because he didn't go to the hospital directly. He first of all went through the traditional route and when it didn't work out, he finally went to the hospital.

Through out his stay in the hospital, I'm constantly checking up on him. After he started walking, we lost contact.

Then 2 months ago, he called me again to let me know that he has been admitted to the hospital for the same issue. He accidentally broke his leg again. The same place as the last one.

I went there only once to check on him. One day he called me to tell me that I am evil. That I only came once to check on him....... Trust me na, he heard the story of his life. I told him point blank that he's so entitled. Despite my sacrifices the first time, did he and his mother call me to say hi to me when he started walking. He forgot everyone(Not just me) when he started walking. I started calling names of people I knew who stood by him. I wasn't even expecting him to call me again but he did sha.

So please and please, do a self reflection. Life will always come at you but when there is no help to cushion it, do a self reflection.

onyxo76:
i didn't understand anything from you, maybe I'm not getting you, showing off my wife? how? i never killed her with complaints as you put it. let me ask you, do you attend church at all? do you function in any department? if you are called home by God today, can you point to Him what you did for Him in His vineyard?
We had a lengthy discussion yesterday and she has realised that she has neglected God and is now asking for mercy, she used to be very fervent in church before now and has decided to retrace her steps. All glory to be God.

The same lengthy discussion you had with her before she moved her ass to Church after 2 years? She has stopped arguing with you to preserve her peace. There is an adage in Yorubaland that says Treat a mad man with respect so that you will progress in life.

To answer your question, I stopped going to Church. I stopped being religious like you when I realise the most religious people are the most evil. They carry out evil in the name of God. You are determined to break your wife all in the name of serving God. That's evil.

onyxo76:
show off how? we are not even up to 20 in the church and maybe just 3 are not in the workforce, every one has something to carry out during service abi na pastor go pray,lead praise worship, do Sunday school, preach, etc, i understand your trying to show off, but if pastor says to me, bro you will lead us on prayers today will i say no?

I will tell you 3 reasons why you are a showoff.

1. Your wife left the first Church for you in order for you to show off very well but you are not contented. You sha want to show off your wife.

2. After causing wahala for her to the extent you killed her love for church for 2 years you are still not contented. You sha want to show off your wife.

3. After killing her with complaints, she decided to go another church. Are you supposed to follow her to that church but the need to show off your wife will not allow you to leave her to serve her God the way she's destined to.

Don't kill your wife before her time. Stop abusing her. She's your wife doesn't mean she has no will or that she's your slave. Let her serve her God in peace.

I love this thread.

In addition to all the beautiful advices that I have read on this thread.... Have you ever wondered that your wife thrive most when she is a quiet environment and that your let them see me attitude is putting her peace in danger?

My Advice : If you insist on showing off.... Please go to different churches.