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anthonyuncle:
I have a neighbor who uses an iPhone, she don't even know how to minimize apps or return to opened apps without going to da home screen

that so funny you know and that part of what we're saying.
imagine she can't minimize,wannabe iPhone user...

anthonyuncle:
da simple truth is that most persons that buy expensive phones buy them for da basic reason of joining da cliq of those that use that phone.
a lot of users don't know da basic specs of their phones. u will only hear: da camera is sharp, da battery dey last.

As for me i see nothing in Apple except camera but i do here this slang from iPhone users very well.

askakim:
mine was a delta babe who was 30yrs already and I was just 29yrs...She wanted to know my parent and even came visting that my dad asked me indirectly if I was ready to settle down in the next 3 to 6 month with a peanut salary of 45k back then and her salary was double what I was earning... I Bleep with sense, anytime I want to release I quickly remove my stuff cos she sabi do the stuff well.. She then told me one Sunday to come n visit her not knowing she has plan my special delicious poundo yam n vegetables.. after finishing eating, we started again our pre-intimacy.. I lie to that I had Jedi Jedi when she was about going down low cos I knew it will result in pregnancy cos I was weak.. later a friend of mine told me she has another guy who was financially OK but she doesn't like him.. I got to know and later ended d relationship n the same month she was pregnant for the guy...Naso God safe me

Nothing like God save you here.
the lady like you more than the other guy and want you to marry her even when you're not financially stable.
the only thing she did wrong was getting pregnant for the other guy and that was because she need marriage as if it's a life achievement that where she fvck up and that why she got marry to the other guy...

daddytime:
Okay.

He sent you 500k within the span of two hours, and you received it today.

2 hours indeed.

Her English show she is lying.
all these holeosho trying to make men think like it's wrong not to spend on a girl...

OP your guy na person wey we dey call sabi Guy he knows what he wants and his also doing what best for him.
if you can't be his baby mama there is a lot of guys that want to marry you will eventually see one afterall sebi na marriage you want.

How i wish some of those guys pin die all of suddenly. motherfucker

I no believe this lady, because no lady wey dey Carter for her boyfriend in this modern age and also it doesn't sound good as a man your lady should be feeding you including your family.

missvaj2015:
I never wanted to laugh but its kind of funny.
Am still trying to picture my self in Jss 2. I still day baff for outside that time oh

this is hilarious girl, how old are you at that time that you still bath outside.

FeliciaOja:
Nope
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/football/2019/sep/11/neymar-accuser-charged-with-and-extortion-over-case

I like this she got serve but am definitely sure if it was common man case neymar will rot in jail or after found innocent the accuser will go free.

Lol look at this one i would rather pride girls are chasing than being an option.
op need to be school

We are almost the same age or older than you when i was almost molest by neighbour daughter (older than me) during our landlord burial at that time when everybody had go to the ceremony.it should have happened that time if not neighbours came back on time so she ran out of our house.
Another at around 18 or so
almost get rape by my street three girls inside tricycle.
i escape them because i power over them.
i hope yall remember a white female teacher that
rape her student of 13 years old and Cases like that Happen every Goddamn day but women can't be tag rapist.
is it because they are female huh ? that is fvcking nonsense and law which protect female gender.
male and female are sexual being not only male,female have sexual arouse like male research show.
I hereby condemn any person whose think that she has the so right to say all men are rapist.
but if so that way.
Then Women Are Rapist too.

your papa too na rapist and you're the result of rape nonsense and stupidity.
I remember a long time ago when three girls wanted to rape me inside a tricycle.if i say they want to rape me who will believe me. or start calling women rapist who will care.
but in men turn whether is true or lie is always true.
I have come to realise this world is full of wickedness.

If there is a law that support man can collect all he wasted on any fvcking blcth.
there is nothing better than that but at the same time any guy that spend his fortune on lady need to be jailed first because that crime why spending money on property that isn't yours.

2 millions is not enough to start as i think of you and quitting your job of 450k monthly is not advisable.
I think you need to relax your mind and be prepared before you're ready.

I might not be fan of boxing but i just know may weather is not the greatest of all time when it come to boxing.
What a Foolish and Obvious Buy List

Ardar:
She is not wrong, all men are rapists.
Women are not safe
Little girls are not safe
Cows are not safe
Goats are not safe
Chickens are not safe
Their fellow men are not safe
Even inanimate objects are not even safe.
Fear men!!

your papa too na rapist you're the result of rape.

Your papa too na rapist you're the result of rape.

All these kidult self

ODJ123:

...I stopped cooking for ladies who visited at home since the day I discovered that the last one that came stored my number as jollof rice guy.
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The tin still dey pain���� me....

this is hilarious and heartless

And the mumu you too believe she make mistake
all these guys sef

Rawmalik:
common comprehension sense you no get. add 'very' to the 'few' meaning; VERY FEW

Hey sorry Bro i think something else

Rawmalik:
did you just say few? I need you to add 'very' to that 'few' right now

All this woman wrapper eh...

Prettychild:
You dated the wrong one or she was reacting to what you did that she may not like. There are very many beautiful girls with good character and good moral characters too. I

.
Did you just say Many ? i need you to remove that many and put few right now

Who love me pleasssseeeeeee

Psalmspsalms:
Makurdi is not a village. People born out of wedlock can never account to anything in the society. (bible). What do u expect when even the parents were born out of wedlock.

Alright.

Jayjoycey:
So, not saying "im sorry" when u are wrong is part of being a man? Indeed there are different kinds of people in this world, apologising when u are actually wrong doesnt kill, what some people call ego is apalling!

if you understand my message you should have know am saying Woman see sorry as weakness in man.

I understand you Bro, but you are a headache in her brain and weak man in her imagination.
and beside you fvck up never beg girl even if you are wrong never say (am sorry)
instead say You vex much baby relax your mind Okay.
Have been there before and know how it is.
My advice is Just forget she exist and move on with your life.
Stop being Simpson and if you can say how old are you.

And some people will say the best wife materials are in village because my thoughts is apart from lagos and Abuja other states are village.
My question now is those husband tailor finding wife materials where would they see them now

Am thinking of starting Online Business but am a novice to it. So i have some questions.
1. How do Online business work.
2.How much do i need to start it.
3 Where can i start it.
4.And what other things do i need to know or Done.

Am thinking of starting Online Business
but am a novice to it.
So i have some questions.

1. How do Online business work.

2.How much do i need to start it.

3 Where can i start it.

4.And what other things do i need to know or Done.