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It mean you're growing up boy

You're about to get twisted chai i don laugh tired for here my ex used the same logic thank God i have been wise in relationship then.

that the true man i remember when Kate love me like as if i charm her but mumu me is finding another girl love.
Thunder strike fake love and it lover

Love is not a scam is the that we love are scam...

Then why do i do marry if not for Children..

Michelle55:
E no funny atall my brother... Especially now that I'm on low cut, water come pass garri
A teen was asking me the other day if I'm writing waec and jamb after this pandemic is over I kukuma respect myself tell her say I no register this year.. Say na next year I go siddon for the exam
Le nu agadi nwayi di ka mu writing waec.. Its well

This gat me laugh hard but how old are you sef.

When you learn how to control your emotions nothing emotionally will stress you unnecessarily.

Dreyton36:
i swear you no go they Fe your legs again, e go be like say them remove legs from uur body

You feel me Bro exactly the way i feel that day.

Dreyton36:
that small boy na ajebutter

I no blame am na ajebutter brain dey worry him.
i remember treking 3 difference places in one day.
Isolo to ikotun, ikotun to ìdìmú and ìdìmú to iyana ibà.
Still wan trek again in the night oh after I no meet person and wey i wan see naso my brother shout ehhn this boy you wan kill yourself come come take this money board bus back.
Look at him trekker you better go dey do marathon race.
When i wake up the next morning ehn my body be like say trailer hit me the pain na from Kenya i just dey inside dey sleep like pregnant dog.

Help with Nokia 2.1 Model Number TA-1080 firmware

Have searching the internet for it all while but can't it straight any engineer in the house should help me.

Have searching the internet for it all while but can't it straight any engineer in the house should help me.

Thank God am drinking garri not eating delicious food before i open this thread if not i would have lost appetite for the food.
Irritating pictures pukes

HammedOlanaija:
Bro you get the same problem like me My sister is a spirit brat That's what am trying to dodge

You better keep dodging for later

I understand you but the guy can't understand you. I pity for him.

friday2011:
Since you lack manners and also refuses to comprehend a simple sentence that you typed by yourself, stupid boy

I am sure such are languages you use at your parents, you must have told them in the past like:

Father, are you foolish?

Mother, cant you see?

To you, its normal, but believe me, your life is doomed.

Idiot.

Old cargo fuckoff.

RiyadhGoddess:
The ladies living there with their parents, boyfriends and husbands, do they have 2 heads?
Many lived there yesterday but they are no longer living there today. Even in that terrible living condition, don't give up on your dreams.
Pursue it!
Most of us who started in places worst than this are no longer there. I know a guy and a lady (my good friends) who lived in a house like this as at 2014 but today they now live in one of the duplex at Chevron.

Life is a phase...

The question now is can you live there with me.

Dreyton36:
PART 6
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She changed to a very flexible wear, mehn which kind temptation be this naw

She come say make we go their back of house , I no know say na pool she they take me to , and I no go lie me and water no be friends I NO SABI SWIM AT ALL AT ALL
She delved in , kilo man mi , cigar just they hungry me but I no fit shake body and my Dickson just stand , I no know say she don notice am
But e dey my mind to bleep this babe Sha
She come ask me to join her, i tell her the truth say i no sabi swim at all
She say she go teach me
I tell her say I no get any other short wey i go take change of this one wet , she say make I no worry say we go find solution to that later say i no fit just they watch her swim without me swimming as well

Something just enter my head say , stop acting like a mumu boy na , go with the flow , Las las if breeze blow fowl yansh go still open

I pull off and entered the pool gently , she come swim to and fro say make i try do same , but all my attention na her heavy Bobbi , i no they use eye see breast that's my problem

I kept my cool and swam like a pro , she was amazed and yeah I'm a fast learner

And thennnnnnnnn questioning start oo

Her: why didn't you touch me last night ?
Don't I look attractive to you ?

Me yeba , i reply her sharply , I said you weren't in your right state of mind and it won't be right to dare touch you , that's like taking advantage of you

Her: wow that's sweet, come and give me a hug for that

Me: I no go lie I no go , I just told her c'mon it's fine
No be say i be jjc ooo , but e good make people like her take the first lead

She no gree ooo, she come hug me by herself , damn soft boobs
She come they ask me many questions

She: I'll ask you give questions and you'll answer honestly, deal?

Me: sure

She; do you have a gf?

Me: no

She : why no?

Me: cuz I haven't found the right one for me

She: do you find me attractive?
Me: definitely yessss

She smiled

She: if you're given the opportunity to do something naughty to me right now which part of my body would you go for first

Me: for my mind this babe don try give me greenlight reach naw

I no even answer the question again, I just tell her say make hold her for waist , kiss her unstoppably
Such Bobbi like ice cream, chai boobs is life mehn
I climb up the pool steps and sat there , she gave me the best (BJ)ever with her pink lips

I no fit bear again ooo , before she change mind, naim I hold her inside ooo , bleep her like say tomorrow no they , thank God say I'm blessed below , na only my pocket low but everything else for my body big
She moan sotay she come they cry like pikin
Before you know it, she don cum
No yawa naw
I changed position to missionary
Give her missionary press up , I bad for styles gan , maybe naim make i never blow
She cry tire, her ringtone na die, she just they shout kill me pls, pls kill me, choke me pls choke me
, Damn

I release first time , we both slept naked
When I wake up again , we continue ooo

Doggy position, favourite , had my two hands on her boobs and gave her a deep penetration , she no. Just moan but cry join , and her pussy is so tight mehn and neat

So by 3pm she drove me home , and asked me to update her about any info of my dad that shl be Happy if i do
I promised her I will

She drove off

That whole day I felt like on top of the moon , just reminiscing about all the sweet moments

I quickly call my sister , tell her say make she transfer 250k into my aza and keep the rest ,

The story long , but make i stop here cuz when work started , that's where yawa gas , but I'll stop here to avoid all those people with their negative comments on people who cannot trek from obalende to Maryland na wa oo

Girl commando.

friday2011:
I am sure u are on weeds, your parents are the fools

Nairalanders and their ways sha, I never say you're a fools and now finally you behave like one.
See I no get time for you so keep your next words to yourself and fuckoff.

Ghostrye:
Sometimes I actually believe that the devil didn't tempt the woman to eat of the forbidden fruit. The woman planned it all and blamed it on the devil

I don't think you're wrong am now thinking so too.

friday2011:
Na wa, but me get 1 question,

In the case of swap...

I mean while the nurses are taking care of the babies in the ward, a baby was taken in place of another...

Later on in life, a paternity test was conducted and as expected the result came out negative...

Won't the woman be accused wrongly?

Why are talking like a fool mister man.

KristaPretty:
Maybe he was exchanged at birth.

Forgive and forget or if you were a chosen mopol or winners church I would say you should place your Daddy GO's sticker on the DNA then it will be same. Heard it works

Another Devil deceitful Talk

Dreyton36:
PART 4
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WE Rushed one of their staff and questioned him on the prices of their drinks and proteins

The guy na ibo boy ,
I asked him bros no vex , how much una dey sell una red Italian whine , he ask me which of them , i tell am say I no look the lable to read am
I come beg am like a brother , I give am the direct of my babe sit to go check it himself , na nice guy , he obey

When he came back , he say ah bros e no too cost naw
Na just 46,500
For my mind , na 46,500 this guy call JUST?
I. Ask again how much be snail , before I even finish my statement my next guy man in the same shoes just shout yes na wetin i was ask because the thing carry siren join am
The staff said it's just 25k for a stick piss come they worry me
I come am the guy say when you reach the table of my girl , how many she don order, he say na the second stick she dey eat
That my other guy just shout "I DON DIE TODAY"
The guy started asking me ,
Guy: wetin we go do now

Me: wetin we go do ke Guy I get my own problem ooo
My head burn like this

I left them there and went to my table, deep inside na so i take go?

The babe was like , what took you so long ?
Lies no they finish for mouth na , I use my brain sharply ,
I tell her say i receive call from my elder sister now when I they piss ,say my dad just eat poison for outing wet he go

She shock , me sef shock for the kind lie wey I just fabricate within few seconds without thinking twice, but no be my fault , i no like shame
My pocket ba only 76k plus remain
I no they ever get money for my bank account because as them they pay salary na so the money they go

I finish my Heineken , she just they calm me down , she con ask me where my dad they now , i tell am say them run am go hospital and my sister say make I quickly send money if not them no go give am any first treatment

Naim she just start to they para o
She start grammer

Her:That's why i hate this country , they'll see someone dying they'll be requesting for money as if money is everything
For my mind , my sister money is everything oo
If u know where I don trek for the Lagos u go on say miney is everything

She come take am personal Sha
Don't forget I said it earlier that she's kind-hearted

Naim she ask me how much them wan collect for starting, I no even waste time i say na 240k my sister say make I send first

Naim she say make I send her my sister ACC details ,
Base on say i no want make e be say I be golddigger , I tell her say. Make she no worry I go sort am, make she just enjoy herself
But for my mind , no hear my own oooo
Abeg ask me the details again oo,
She come say don't let me get angry with you , ur dad's life is at stake here and you are telling me not to worry?

Make e no be like say my village people they follow me , i give her my sister details sharply

She transfer 300k to the account sharply , inside my mind i don make am oooooo , I hope tope my girlfriend they see how real girls they treat men ooo

I thanked her , she say make i no thank her that she's always happy whenever she helps someone for my mind okpe oooo

With confidence I order for another Heineken with snail I no fear again , worst cone to worst I go tell my sister to send me small cash for my aza

I come observe that other guy with he babes for distance , he no they smile at all
That's even where I first saw this Nollywood actor named Alex ekubo , the guy handsome no be small
But for Lagos nobody send celebs oo

We kill time there , she offered to clear the bill , I no even know when she clear the bill sef , me I don already they on my 4th bottle when she say she wan go urinate

But Heineken they make man prick raise , everybody just they observe me , they wonder who I be , to come with that kind fly chick
Me sef no dull at all

I give her jokes , she laugh die, that's the only thing I can offer anyway
She laugh sotay she come they put her head for my body

Small time my phone ring , who they call me , my sister , she don see alert
I no even let her talk sef I just speak my language for am
"I tell her say na me send am make she no worry "

The babe don high Wella , she come say she feel like dancing , say make we go the club side
We went there omo see grooving , we both have the same love for the same kind of songs

As we just they step inßide , the first female i saw was this girl named Cynthia Morgan , who remember her , (German juice)
The DJ just play one of my favourite by wyclef jean ft eve _L.O.V.E.Y.O.U
Omo mehn although I no Sabi dance but that song made me dance
I rock her well, she feel me , she just held me tight , she was absolutely drunk , but I no worry seems the next day na Sunday no work
The next song enter , Nobody has to know by kranium , the song just came out then
That song na baddest for club
If you know you know

Me sef don high but no matter how i high reach I no they ever lusguard ,
I romanced her body to the rhythm of the song , she felt it
I checked my watch , 9:47pm
Mi o worry , ma jaiye Ori mi

The DJ come kill me patapata, he switched to naija song and played Paul dairo_angel of my life
chai song wey I take toast many girls that yr
She happen to like the song too , omo see grooving

Small time she whispered to my ear say she they feel dizzy , say she wan sleep
I tell her say we go need pay the security to allow us leave the car there so we go take taxi home , or we go lodge
She say make we lodge , na wetin me sef wan hear be that
We went to the receptionist , we made our way to the booking session , God forbid eko hotel no be poor man hotel oo
Hotel fine pass anything else
Wetin concern me concern price , she pay with her card, I no even near where she they pay sef I no want yawa

Them give her key she hand am over to me , for my mind no be separate rooms?
Anyway both of us don shayo , manya

We went in , she just UnCloth for my presence she no even send , but I know say na unto shayo level , my Dickson just stand kakaraka , and she's just too sexy , she's slim, busty , and a moderate ass , just my type

She go shower and see came back , she just lie down straight

Wahala come burst for midnight ooo
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Comment for part 5
When I get positive comments I'll drop it tonight , to type no easy

Guy drop the bombshell mek I know how it end.
I hope you sample her sha even more than once.

rapid101:
well
as for me my sef and I
I'm dating one now and I'll marry her cus she is everything I dream in a woman, apart from she's rich, her character is 1001% pure. very respectful, dedicated, not materialistic, a goal getter, beautiful. in fact she's everything u ll dream of in a woman. tank God she came my way.
ok bye

All I will just tell you is no go do pass yourself.

No be only 36 years old na 16 years old. This man am seeing is lookin like a baba 50

You will end up dating yourself

Childish act to ever do

I couldn't understand you maybe that how your babe can't understand you rather. You should learn to understand matter before doing like crying baby.

[quote author=chudyprince post=89408188][/quote]Go to notification setting is off, switch it on.

Should I tell you, you're behaving like a kid that biscuit was collected from his hand and he want it back

Nah I can't date my sister agemate especially the one that have use her puna as goodies for tourism

Some people are the reason they call them names imagine what this foolish man is doing

GreatResearcher1:
Try to understand English before you quote a great researcher. Someone says sending a woman to school and feeding a dog, which is profitable. and I said I'd chose to feed a dog than school a woman. a nlder quoted me and said that a dog is just an animal to compare with a woman and I said 'Is that human any better than the dog?'
What do u understand by the word 'that' in the bolded.?

Now I understand you.