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Business › Re: FG Orders Google, Apple To Deactivate ‘illegal’ Online Banks, Loan Apps by LZAA: 2:24am On Mar 15, 2022
temptnow:
Do you think Google know Nigeria exist?

The only people that think Nigeria is important is you Nigerians.

Up till now Twitter doesn't even have you people's time.

Festus Keyamo and Femi Adeshina fooled you all that Twitter has agreed to share database with Nigeria and open office. It's going to a year now still nothing

Sharing access to database with Nigeria, do you know how crazy that sounds to these Oyibo companies. Of all countries in the world, it's Nigeria they will share data with. grin grin grin grin
Oga dem dey share data with north korea sef
We know u be one of dem agents in sifia pains
Eeyah no more derogatory calls or blasting on social media
Oga better complete your education and get a REAL job
Not one where one "QA OFFICER " Will be telling you to be rude to customersgrin
QED
Politics › Re: National Grid Collapses, Plunges Country Into Darkness Again by LZAA: 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2022
Backbencher2:
Okay, I hope you are enjoying selling coke in your shop at N20 so that poor people can 'enjoy coke' instead of the N200 recommended retail price.


Come to think of it, we are in the IMF 's trap because we insist on running deficit budgets to pay for subsides.
We are saying the same thing but you are yet to grasp that fact
No successful nation runs on a dutch economy
The bone of contention here is that even after all the subsidy removals the prices will stagnate or increase rather than go down
I saw u comparing GSM Companies and power stations and you said they made profits
Well they made profits because they sold lines and airtime at inflated rates
Politics › Re: National Grid Collapses, Plunges Country Into Darkness Again by LZAA: 5:47pm On Mar 14, 2022
Backbencher2:
When you pay N20 to N60 for something that costs N53 to N80 to make, this is what you get.

No profits, bad service.

If you want power 24 seven, let the sector set its price so that money dey for more generation and better transmission.

You cannot pay 400 naira for a car.
Oga please shove your theories where the sun doesn't shine
Who forced government to introduce subsidy in the first place
Who instigated the masses to protest against subsidy removal in the past
Other countries dey run from IMF yet una dey follow dem headstrong
Smh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ukraine Willing To Be A Neutral State, Says Official by LZAA: 5:41pm On Mar 14, 2022
sapientia:
This is good news

Though I doubt if Putin will stop now

Even if all the sanctions are lifted today, Russia is doomed economically

Foreign direct invest will be almost non-existent because investor confidence have been killed

After this war, there will only be 3 winners

1. USA

2. China

3. Ukraine

Putin just traded the future of Russia for a morsel of Akpu and onugbu
grin grin grin grin
Traded what!!!
Kids of today
Russia practically runs Europe forget all the bs propaganda you have been reading
Business › Re: FG Shuts Illegal Online Banks, Freezes Business Accounts by LZAA:
Dagrace01:
I don't know why u called Chinese your lords..
But don't be deceived, China and US, Europe have good economic relationship despite their ideological differences, don't just stay here to and assume, go and read about Chinese investments and every nook and cranny of the world..
And yes, I never said loan apps shouldn't conform with financial laws guiding their operations, but borrowers too should not be having the intention to default. What is good for the goose is like wise good for the gander
Once again you are missing the point
Now let me school you
There are 3 major telecollection agencies for licensed loan firms here and none of them take the silly measures the firms u are defending take to recover loans
Infact they actually sack staff who abuse or are hostile to customers
Can u see the difference
Also i called them your Chinese overlords because you seem to accept their methods of debt recovery is OK Whereas it's not
And finally whatever economic benefits that those countries share becomes moot when the chinese violates the law
Also see an internal memo from a loan company you are defending grin

Business › Re: FG Shuts Illegal Online Banks, Freezes Business Accounts by LZAA: 8:33pm On Mar 12, 2022
Dagrace01:
Spot on!
U access a loan app, read their terms and conditions, know their interest rate and due date and went ahead to apply for the loan..
Isn't it an act of cheating when u started complaining about the things u have read when the due date arrive?
I've seen people who are so dogged about not paying their loans back, not that they don't have but they just wanna cheat.
Thousands of youths are reasonably employed by these loan companies, I wonder what their fate will be if these companies are shut down, instead I think some standards and regulations should be given to these companies instead of outrightly shutting them down..
If you call sitting in a cubicle insulting customers and defaming them on all media employment you seriously need help
There's a reason your chinese overlords don't work in US or Europe
The law would eat them for breakfast
Conform with financial rules or ahut down
QED
Business › Re: FG Shuts Illegal Online Banks, Freezes Business Accounts by LZAA: 11:44am On Mar 12, 2022
Goalnaldo:
Sigh. The two companies I'm owing are not there. Lcredit and Ajeloan cry
Small small
All of them wee chop their own grin
Business › Re: FG Shuts Illegal Online Banks, Freezes Business Accounts by LZAA: 11:42am On Mar 12, 2022
Dest8sman:
What will happen to unsettled loans?

Just thinking aloud.
It will flow with the river and wash away grin grin
Business › Re: FG Shuts Illegal Online Banks, Freezes Business Accounts by LZAA: 11:41am On Mar 12, 2022
I remember warning these stupid idiots that one day they will overdo one of their workers said nothing will happen grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Battle Unprecedented Hardship As Buhari Nears 7 Years In Office by LZAA: 4:04am On Mar 11, 2022
helinues:
Used to be regular members... grin

Politics › Re: Nigerians Battle Unprecedented Hardship As Buhari Nears 7 Years In Office by LZAA: 9:39pm On Mar 10, 2022
Iceberg3:
You got it hommie..but will they ever listen?
If same buhari comes again tomorrow,it's gonna be another loud round of sai yen yen yen Baba grin
And blame kanu and ipob grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Battle Unprecedented Hardship As Buhari Nears 7 Years In Office by LZAA: 9:05pm On Mar 10, 2022
stacyadams:
Lol.....Nigerians like suffer my brother.I don give up..
Swear down
The vulture griller is already weeping after chanting sai baba
Politics › Re: Nigerians Battle Unprecedented Hardship As Buhari Nears 7 Years In Office by LZAA: 8:49pm On Mar 10, 2022
stacyadams:
Tinubu will continue grin
grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians Battle Unprecedented Hardship As Buhari Nears 7 Years In Office by LZAA: 8:48pm On Mar 10, 2022
[quote author= post=110922373]Since 1960,
Almost 62 years of independence,
Our Darling nation cannot boast of just one refinery!!!
What a shame to all our politicians and leaders.
There was a country.
This is not the change we voted for.

Nigeria will succeed in our lifetime.
We Rise. [/quote]Eeyaaah
But your darling daddy has been the most disastrous president of this contraption
He continues to break records of incompetence grin
Cc AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed iceberg3
Politics › Re: 2023; Tinubu Supporter Who Promised To Trek From Abuja To Lagos Fails To Show Up by LZAA: 6:14pm On Mar 09, 2022
helinues:
grin
Shatap
Politics › Re: Ebonyi: PDP submits Igariwey, Udeogu to INEC to replace Umahi, Igwe by LZAA: 9:05pm On Mar 08, 2022
Iceberg3:
"Taste" of time, indeed..
Lzaa biko come and see "A for "apple" talking loudly grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Port Harcourt Pastor Attempts Suicide, Says His Church Has 15 Members Since 2000 by LZAA: 1:33pm On Mar 08, 2022
Affiliate marketer doing pastor grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Become 30th Largest Economy By 2014 by LZAA: 10:55pm On Mar 07, 2022
APC Zombies how far na
Una darling daddy has made this contraption the wealth capital of the world grin grin grin
Cc AfonjaConehead helinues Afamed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls How True Is This Interview by LZAA: 1:07pm On Mar 06, 2022
It's real
Only thing is na loan recovery for either lcredit or cashigo
Prepare to curse and chop curse grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu: After Eight Years, I’ll Hand Over To The Smartest Politician by LZAA: 11:07am On Mar 06, 2022
Iyaebe:
Yes federal money properly utilized,there's no modern Lagos without Tinubu, let's try and be truthful.
Smdh
Politics › Re: Tinubu: After Eight Years, I’ll Hand Over To The Smartest Politician by LZAA: 11:01am On Mar 06, 2022
Iyaebe:
Omo iyaloja have spoken.If you don’t love tinubu then you are an enemy of progress,Lagos is not what it is today without the good foundation that tinubu has built,he’s good with governance and he’s a son of a great market woman,he was born and brought up in the market like a true African child,he knows what it feels to be downtrodden and he obviously knows the solution to the problems of Nigerians,let’s put our thinking cap on and do the right thing.Omo iyaloja to the world.
I really hope you are joking
Men like jakande,mobolaji Johnson,kanu and marwa did far better than tinubu and never blew their trumpet
Lagos is more or less funded by federal money
Politics › Re: NDLEA Appoints MC Oluomo As Ambassador For War Against Drug Abuse In Lagos by LZAA: 8:29pm On Mar 04, 2022
grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Info About NAVY Recruitment Exercise by LZAA: 3:12pm On Mar 04, 2022
yinkbell:
Thanks sir for the information. Pls do well to post the link of dssc thread on my mention. Thanks sir. God bless you.
https://www.nairaland.com/2123056/nigerian-navy-direct-short-service/284#110591692
Romance › Re: Army Officer Rushed To Hospital With A intimacy gadget Stuck In Her Private Part (Pics) by LZAA: 2:22pm On Mar 04, 2022
She should thank God na yankee she dey
If na here.. grin grin grin
Slawomir how far
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Info About NAVY Recruitment Exercise by LZAA: 10:07am On Mar 04, 2022
yinkbell:
Hello Nairalanders, pls I need urgent info about the time(Date) when they will be writing NAVY Aptitude test and test centres for all region across the state. Anybody with useful info should pls., Mention me. I beg oooo.
Follow Nigerian navy on twitter
Also check for navy dssc thread here
It's always updated
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Lands At Anambra International Airport (Photos) by LZAA: 4:53pm On Feb 25, 2022
Helinues will not like this
Afamed will blame ipob grin
Cc blackking98 greenback
Foreign Affairs › Re: Biden: The U.S Will Not Send Troops To Defend Ukraine Against Russia by LZAA: 9:06am On Feb 25, 2022
GreatrAnalyst:
Looks like a foolish decision, especially to many ignorant ones right here, but that's actually what's best to do.

1. Not all wars or battles are yours to fight. There are wars you win by avoiding them. He who fights and runs will live to fight another day.
2. The war of 21st century is war of supremacy of economy. Any world power that goes into war these days won't recover economically for decades to come. Germany is still paying for the foolishness of Adolf Hitler for plunging the world into WW2
3. The invasion of Ukraine by Russia doesn't concern US directly. Ukraine has never joined NATO officially, so US will be on her own, to go headlong into war with bloodthirsty Putin. The best bet would be NATO against Russia(had it been Ukraine already belongs to NATO), not US all alone.

Nuff said...
Germany easily has the best economy in europe lol
Although their military power has been greatly reduced
Politics › Re: Buhari: South-West People Would Have Been Trekking, If I Hadn’t Intervened by LZAA: 10:30pm On Feb 22, 2022
I remember telling people before this disaster of a president was voted in that afonjas hate for all things igbo will destroy this contraption
Even on twitter yesterday one of them was calling goodluck an igbo man grin grin
Oh well na dem sabi
Sai change
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Recruitment For Various Roles by LZAA: 5:36am On Feb 22, 2022
highest2005:
Received an invite from MAte tree located at ikeja want to know if they are real. Please don't want to waste tfare, any1 with info
They are real
They do mainly real estate
Politics › Re: Utomi Is A Failed Technocrat - Sam Chibueze by LZAA: 1:29pm On Feb 21, 2022
If this b*ast*ard had any brains he would know that this contraption is on a cliffhanger but due to his measly 30k allowance he is spewing trash
Smh
Politics › Re: Why NDLEA Was Able To Nail Kyari by LZAA: 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2022
omoolokunEsin:
Didn't you see the writer's name? He's from southeastern Nigeria. But I'm not sure he's a bastard. Bastard is a word used by rustic and bucolic folks lacking in finesse and good conduct.

Politics › Re: Why NDLEA Was Able To Nail Kyari by LZAA: 10:19pm On Feb 20, 2022
omoolokunEsin:
*IGBO/BIAFRA VS TINUBU/YORUBA:*

*TOLERANCE BECOMING A CRIME*
*By Dr Chinedu Akabuike*

1. Why do we hate Tinubu?
What for?
2. Tinubu never worked with federal or Eastern Nigeria let alone stealing money from Ndi Igbo.
He never worked as Minister or taken any Federal Appointment!
3. He never joined APGA let alone sabotaging our Party's interest?
4. Tinubu didn't meddle in Igbo internal affairs either!
5. Why do we call him thief?
What did he steal?
6. We call Yoruba "slaves".
We never reflect on what it means to be slaves in the true sense of the word.
7. We are putting mouth in Lagos politics without caution, yet we have a proverb that says it is the foolish housefly that follows the corpse into the grave.
8. Can Yoruba man become an Association or Local Government Chairman in the East? Let us be sincere with ourselves.
Yet, we enjoy all these privileges here including Assembly Membership!
9. Why asking for what we can't give?
10. We are here helping the "slaves" to develop their land. Who then is a slave?
10b. You call their city a no man's land so that we can further be enslaved slaving to develop it, and our generations are wasted gloating over mere privileges.
Who is a slave?
Do we actually think?
11. Can Yoruba tell Okorocha "o to gee" in Owerri?
He doesn't even need it.
He is too intelligent to die for a pot of ofe manu or nothing.
12. After the civil war, for many of us who were old enough to have witnessed it, the Yoruba were the first to open their arms to receive and accept us as we were, crude savages in search for means of survival.
It was regardless of what we equally did to them before and during the civil war. No party to the civil war was innocent!
I also remember not paying any rent among Yoruba guys without a penny for my first 3years in Lagos and another 2 years in Ibadan.
13. Can we survive Yoruba attack in Yoruba land if they actually mean to?
Will an Mbaise man cooperate with the Nsukka or Afikpo, or the Imo with Anambara?
14. If we all decide to relocate at once, Babangida send me home phenomena is still in the memory of some of us who survived the incessant and uncontrollable spate of robbery across the Onitsha bridge.
How many people will want to go in spite of our empty pride?
15. If Yoruba people are as foolish as we foolishly think, why agitating?
How will agitating be to our benefit?
16. Why not "O to gee" in Abia, Enugu or Owerri?
17. Can a man from Aba become a Commissioner or Perm.Sec. in Enugu State Civil Service?
Yet it happened here!
Why not be careful.
18. We adopted APGA and but "wisely" voted PDP.
How was Tinubu our headache.
Was he the cause of our downfall?
Why always blame others for our inabilities and want to take glory for any small thing we think we have done well and even overblow it?
19. We claim we were so creative during the civil war.
Now history.
We also claim every made in Nigeria is from Aba.
But go to Oyo and Osogbo to see what "lazy" mechanics are doing quietly in the automobile industry, yet we make noise that other ethnics are either mumu or lazy except we (alagbara ma mero baba ole; the most hardworking humans who cannot develop their own land unfortunately).
20. Why looking for avoidable problem? Why?
21. It was you in the North being attacked, in Malaysia being killed, in Gabon and Ghana being molested. 99.9% of Nigerians killed in South Africa are of Igbo extraction, and sometimes by fellow 'hardworking' Igbo. Why?
22. We choose Kanu and he dictates to us without consultation with any one of us. They choose Tinubu who becomes a hero among them by bowing to or adopting the choice of their majority.
Why are we angry?
We choose Azikwe and they choose Awolowo.
How are they more mumuish followers than ourselves?
Zik became a President and we gained from it, Awo was only a Premier, but we are only struggling to beat their records in all ramifications including education till today.
How are they mumus?
We choose APGA and they choose APC, why agitating?
Yoruba are yet to say Tinubu is their problem why do we want to die for nothing?
Why working in APGA but planning to collect salaries in APC?
I pray for the success of Biafra, but do we still remember that as Igbo we will automatically become foreigners on the streets of the Lagos we call a no Man's land?
How many of us will actually want to relocate home, should Biafra actualises or if if citizenship is on the condition that you relinquish all other citizenship in Africa?
I leave that answer to the individual.
Nwayo nwayo biko unu.

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