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Politics › Re: NERC: Nigerians To Pay More For Electricity From April by LZAA: 1:11am On Jan 05, 2020
Afamed just wants sai babarism everywhere
Smh
Cc immhotep GMBuharii greenback Adaibeku
Politics › Re: The New War Against Africa’s Christians - Wall Street Journal by LZAA: 10:56pm On Jan 04, 2020
Greenback:
A true zombie sure to break his 2019 zombie record grin lzaa
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Cardi B Nigerian Citizenship Tweet: Abike Dabiri, Bashir Ahmad React by LZAA: 1:00pm On Jan 04, 2020
GMbuharii:
When she sees oshogbo or OGBOMOSHO, with the speed of sound,she will change her mind,that is if her head ain't mined by those coneheafed mining industrialists dem

grin

Eku weekend O, lzaa immhotep
I'm from ogbomoso oo cry
Business › Re: Enyimba Automated Shoe Company Aba, Updates (Photos) by LZAA: 11:47am On Jan 04, 2020
Afamed right nowgrin

Politics › Re: Photos From The Ongoing Renovation At Enugu International Airport by LZAA: 8:04am On Jan 04, 2020
Afamed:
You should know I am always happy when good developments happen in any part of the country.
Only your comrades and you are allergic to good developments especially when it's done by my amiable PMB.
This is 2020, repent your wailing for the kingdom of God ,is at hand.
tongue tongue tongue
Health › Re: Is There Any Remedy For A Small Manhood? by LZAA: 11:38pm On Jan 03, 2020
Hate to burst ur bubble but just like ur growth ur penis actually stops growing after u are 21
Of course u can do surgery to increase the size but make sure it's done by a professional cuz a quack might cause irreversible damage
Politics › Re: Photos From The Ongoing Renovation At Enugu International Airport by LZAA: 11:01pm On Jan 03, 2020
stanluiz:
No mind them. Shebi one of their tribesman was arrested in Lagos for killing and eating her girlfriend. A pastor in was arrested in ogun for rituals yesterday.

Ritualistic, skullminers, cannibals.
Multi-talented people
GMBuharii must hear thisgrin
Politics › Re: Photos From The Ongoing Renovation At Enugu International Airport by LZAA: 11:01pm On Jan 03, 2020
Afamed wee not like thisgrin
Cc immhotep GMBuharii greenback Adaibeku rekhina sarrki
Celebrities › Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by LZAA: 5:09pm On Jan 03, 2020
Hotfreez:
Cannibal.

Travel › Re: Nigerians going to US reduce sharply, largest global drop-off by LZAA: 5:08pm On Jan 03, 2020
Asquare84:
It evidence that buhari has turned the Fortune of Nigerian around and such no need to travel to America

Celebrities › Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by LZAA: 5:04pm On Jan 03, 2020
Hotfreez:
Apart from night-crawling, if your bus gets spoilt in that place, you're at risk.

If you don't speak the language, you are a no. 1 target.

If you dare visit them, Isiala-Ngwa people would admire your skin and be telling themselves in their dialect that the person's skin would be good for "onu madu" or something like that.

LZAA, Imhothep, Adaibeku, you cannibals should report here.
Receive sense bros

Celebrities › Re: “I Was Nearly Eaten By Cannibals” – Mr Ibu Narrates Horrific Experience by LZAA: 5:03pm On Jan 03, 2020
YorubaPrince:
I don dey talk am tey tey say dis SE pple are pure Cannibals and Savages... no be today. cheesy
You wonder why they all run away from that savage jungle they call Igbo land.

Fvcking Savage CANNIBALS! See the below link to further corroborate the fact.

https://newsrescue.one/cannibalism-nigerians-speaking-igbo-cook-human-parts-video/

LZAA, immhotep

Politics › Re: APC Vows To Win Three States In South East In 2023 Election by LZAA: 1:17pm On Jan 03, 2020
Immhotep zombieterror GMBuharii
Coman see dreamers

Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by LZAA: 9:28am On Jan 03, 2020
[quote author= post=85456321]What insolence.

Gross display of stupidity in full display.

They should be court martialed ASAP.

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupt absolutely!

Ordinary Cadets oooo.......

SMH!![/quote]Tozo
U can't court martial cadets
U either relegate or expel them
Crime › Re: Nigerian Army Cadets Delibrately Cause Traffic Jam, Mock Civillians (Video) by LZAA: 9:21am On Jan 03, 2020
GMbuharii:
Lzaa immhotep,Biko bia o lolsssssss. grin

They yaff finish somebody this January o. grin


Btw,we don't need charcoal to roast maize again o grin

Sports › Re: 'FIFA VAR' Introduced In Village Football Competition In Imo State (photos) by LZAA: 11:02pm On Jan 02, 2020
Afamed wee now want python dance there
His case dn tire person grin
Cc immhotep GMBuharii greenback Adaibeku
Politics › Re: The Failure Of Muhammadu Buhari Led Government On Roads -photo by LZAA: 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2020
sarrki:
I am a patriot

All I want for my country is good governance

Which I enjoyed 101 % in a foreign land

Politics › Re: The Failure Of Muhammadu Buhari Led Government On Roads -photo by LZAA: 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2020
ZombieTERROR:
Lzaa immhotep adaibeku helinues yarimo buhariadvocate
Afamed wee say it's ipob propaganda
Culture › Re: Photos Of Lugard Hall In Kaduna That Is 106 Year Old by LZAA: 3:14pm On Jan 02, 2020
Afamed wee like thiswink
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Romance › Re: Why are Nigeria Girls this heartless? by LZAA: 2:54pm On Jan 02, 2020
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I mean grin grin grin grin grin
But grin grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
Wait it's coming grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Google Celebrates Amaka Igwe With A Doodle by LZAA: 1:23pm On Jan 02, 2020
Afamed wee not be happy with Googlegrin
Cc immhotep GMBuharii greenback Adaibeku rekhina
Politics › Re: Fayemi: South West ‘Police’ Takes Off January 9 by LZAA: 9:28am On Jan 02, 2020
GMbuharii:
What kind of name is this, Amotekun?

Well, maybe I should help me onesy with a sentence:

"All coneheaded structures are sophisticated Amotekuns."

"An Amotekuns issa a potential mining industrialist"


Babu,inaaa..let me call am for lzaa pirst

grin cheesy grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (2 - 0) On 1st January 2020 by LZAA: 12:20am On Jan 02, 2020
Numerouno94:
My guy, Maguire is nt an average player.If u watch Maguire durin d world cup nd his performance at Leicester city, den u will realise how gud d guy is. United has bn killin players. Imagine hw a world class player lyk Sanchez flopped at united. Wat abt Di maria? Pogba? Depay? Januzaj? Obatan? Falcao? Dalop nd oda gud players dat hv flopped at united.
See ordinary smallin doin well in Roma, even Lukaku is doin well at inter.
Maguire nd Wan Bisaka wuld hv bn an instant hit if dey had joined City or liverpool.
Imagine De gea a world class keeper is now becomin a flop.
United nids a team overall. Nd sum of d board members nids to go xpecially Woodward. Untill den united will always b a shadow of itself.
Even Raiola vowed neva to bring any of his clients to united cos d team kills players easily. He even said Maradona nd Pele wuld hv flopped in dis present united. Pls united problem is nt Maguire pls.
Even Messi nd Ronald will find it difficult to gel in United.
You are taking the words of an agent who man utd refused to pay silly commission again to seriouslygrin
Oh lord
Like a bro said pls do not let the media deceive you
United need just 5 players to return to the top
Three midfielders,one world class centre half and a striker
Sacking ole and putting Woodward back in the finance department is a must too
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Apologises For Slapping Devotee by LZAA: 7:16pm On Jan 01, 2020
ZombieTERROR:
Are you here to chant sai barber ...even on a new year

Cc Lzaa immhotep adaibeku
grin grin
Politics › Re: Snippets From President Buhari's New Year Message To Nigerians by LZAA: 6:42pm On Jan 01, 2020
desiredhome:
It's good you concluded with love yourself black man, imagine the wealth in Nigeria and yet she is the poorest. We speak base on fact on ground not theory, what is wrong with the black man?
And who is hating who here? If a black man love themselves they will not loot our common wealth to the white man countries to develop while you wax in poverty, or how many foreigner have you heard stole from their country to hide in your country? cry
I am guessing u have never been to Belarus,Turkmenistan,Kazakhstan, iran or Kyrgyzstan
None of these countries are black yet their leaders past and present have looted their nations into oblivion
Lula da silva(brazil) was not black yet he looted
Pinochet was not black
Trujillo was not black neither was Noriega
I can go on and on
Tackle evil not race
Politics › Re: Breaking: Fayose Undergoing Medical Treatment Abroad (pictures) by LZAA: 5:50pm On Jan 01, 2020
Greenback:
Stale and dry. grin grin


Lzaa
Helinues loves sai babarism
Politics › Re: Snippets From President Buhari's New Year Message To Nigerians by LZAA: 5:22pm On Jan 01, 2020
desiredhome:
Sorry dear, nobody fooled no one, the black man, the situation we are today is what we deserve, be it a leader or follower,
An average black man is selfish and greedy, including you, meaning even if you have the opportunity these looters have you will do same,
All these kids sef
U have been taught to hate all things black
Lumumba and sankara were both killed by whites
The whites introduced rigging and fraud to blacks
The same whites also flooded black communities with drugs in the states,killed malcolm x and mlk
What's wrong?u can't talk again?
Racism was still huge in the uk in the 1990's where BAME's(google that) were subjected to all sorts of abuse and even killed
Evil knows no race or tribe
Tackle it where it comes and love yourself black man
Politics › Re: Snippets From President Buhari's New Year Message To Nigerians by LZAA: 5:16pm On Jan 01, 2020
GMbuharii:
If the jihadist is doing now what should have been done long time ago,are we not supposed to be practicing True federalism and Restructuring the country now?

So clueless,a president of zombies





the border closure sense make well

Please receive sense this new year, quit pettiness and illiteracy, thank you


Lzaa immhotep
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Politics › Re: Oshiomhole: I’m Unmoved By Removal Plot by LZAA: 3:01pm On Jan 01, 2020
Afamed:
Removing Oshiomole is the imagination of PDP and their Nairaland e warriors from day one.

Nairaland General › Re: Where Did You Spend Your 2019 Cross Over Night? by LZAA: 11:24am On Jan 01, 2020
GMbuharii:
Onboard ship, with my fellow sailors


Happy new year lzaa immhotep cheesy
Afamed was at home listening to nzeogwu's speech

Romance › Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by LZAA: 10:07am On Jan 01, 2020
grin grin grin grin
Forgive me for laughing but this is what me and my nigga were discussing yesterday about if God allowed women to have a man's role in life
Good news is not all women are like this
Call ur wife and tell her her faults and if she refuses simply report her to both her and your parents
3 kids is no joke

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