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Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 19 Yahoo Boys With Pants, Charms In Ibadan by LZAA: 11:33pm On Feb 01, 2019
AfonjaConehead:
Lzaa
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Politics › Re: Hon Emmanuel Ugochukwu Flags Off Campaign For Lagos Rep Tomorrow by LZAA: 11:33pm On Feb 01, 2019
We seen afonjas take igbo name sef grin
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Politics › Re: Hon Emmanuel Ugochukwu Flags Off Campaign For Lagos Rep Tomorrow by LZAA: 11:32pm On Feb 01, 2019
immhotep:
Lzaa come for consolation.
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Celebrities › Re: Somadina Adinma At BBNaija Audition In Enugu (Photos) by LZAA: 4:40pm On Feb 01, 2019
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019: Man Faints At Audition Venue In Lagos (Photos) by LZAA: 3:59pm On Feb 01, 2019
sarrki:
May anyone that calls my name at every mention not have joy and peace in his or her life
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My ruv
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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2019: Man Faints At Audition Venue In Lagos (Photos) by LZAA: 1:56pm On Feb 01, 2019
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Omo see crowd
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Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Recounts How He Survived, After Being Stabbed At APC Rally In Lagos by LZAA: 1:54pm On Feb 01, 2019
Zenithsblog:
Mc Oluomo has given an account of what went through his mind immediately he was stabbed at the first APC rally in Lagos. .

MC Oluomo was reportedly stabbed with a poisonous knife that almost took his life, while he was on the Babajide Sanwoolu’s campaign  ground by unknown hoodlum, truncating the program and causing tension in the National Union of Road Transport Workers of Nigeria, NURTW, Lagos chapter.

MC Oluomo, speaking at his survival thanksgiving at his Ejigbo residence on Thursday, January 31, 2019, expressed his shock by the event and what he did immediately he was stabbed. “I want to give thanks to God for saving my life, because only I, knew what hit me at that moment.

Immediately it happened, I felt light and I started feeling thirsty, just like someone who had been shot and loosing blood. I knew if I had taken any liquid at that time, I would have died.

But what came to my mind was the 7-7 water I got from Mecca. I have seen and experience how Alfas make use of the Holy water and how it works. While I was being rushed to the hospital, all I could do was to request that my people try as much as possible to get me the 7-7 water.

I took the water and became a bit alive after some days. Some other Islamic rites was also carried out immediately and the Imams, Pastors, and Traditionalists rose up to the occasion.
It was the third day, that I regain consciousness and felt life within me.”, he narrated.


Oluomo took time to thank all his family members, religious leaders, music and movie artistes and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu particularly for all the supports, prayers and love. He called for calmness in the state and advised the people to look only unto God for all things.

The event was duly attended by A-list personalities from all walks of life. Some of the guests include Imam Muyideen Bello, Wasiu Alabi Pasuma, Ronke Oshodi Oke, Nike Pella, Fausat Balogun, Saoti Arewa, Oyiboyi and many more..

Watch The video HERE and see photos below...
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Politics › Re: 'The Candidates': Atiku Asked To Define 'Corruption' by LZAA: 10:34am On Feb 01, 2019
new2012:
When people take sniper of certain tweets or chat that only suit their narrative, it tells of their personality.

Op, were you abused as a child?
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Politics › Re: Sowore Is The Answer To Nigeria’s Problems: Verdict From “the Candidates” by LZAA: 10:31am On Feb 01, 2019
Restructuring will stop this rush for the centre
Sowore's campaign D.G is just doing his job but like i said earlier he does not have the national reach needed
Politics › Re: Sowore Is The Answer To Nigeria’s Problems: Verdict From “the Candidates” by LZAA: 10:28am On Feb 01, 2019
optimusprime2:
Nigeria needs an aggressive leader without political baggage right now...
Humility is not the right mindset for war.
Have you ever heard of a humble Army before?
Serious armies are humble in times of peace heck even poorer armies in africa are humble in times of peace
Only one particular army in west africa keep wearing uniform outside barracks,board public transport for free and assault civilians
Do u know this army?
Crime › Re: Gay love-vendor Infects Boy,16, With HIV, Gives Him Out To Pastors by LZAA: 10:26pm On Jan 31, 2019
Achorise coman tell me that God allowed this one too
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Politics › Re: Ekweremadu & Chimaroke Reunite As Enugu Looks To Welcome Atiku & Obi Tomorrow(ph by LZAA: 10:23pm On Jan 31, 2019
NgeneUkwenu:
See As Ipob Hypocrites above are praising a criminal, Chimaroke Nnamani who is undergoing trial for several Billions of naira in different court....But bring in Orji Uzor Kalu, you see those useless pigs jump out and start wailing their eyes out.

Politics › Re: Ekweremadu & Chimaroke Reunite As Enugu Looks To Welcome Atiku & Obi Tomorrow(ph by LZAA: 10:17pm On Jan 31, 2019
Sarrki and deomelo wee not like this news
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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 9:11pm On Jan 31, 2019
NdiaraIGBO:
I like your type, not those garrulous brethren of yours like immotep. What is Nigeria going to sell to the world to fund itself for the next 30 years? Please be PRACTICAL and REALISTIC!
Immhotep is very very garrulous grin grin
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Nairaland General › Re: Driver Crushes Two Secondary School Students To Death In Anambra (Graphic Photos by LZAA: 9:08pm On Jan 31, 2019
DabuIIIT:
May God rest their poor souls and console their families


shattap and say the truth,buharinomics haff been peppering ur rectum.
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Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 6:41pm On Jan 31, 2019
wirinet:
No one is saying igbos should not leave. Igbos leaving should not depend on other tribes but igbos themselves. The problem is that igbos has not made any [b] practical moves to move besides some unknown miscreats abusing and shouting on radio and social media.[/b] Another problem is that these igbos want to move with other Nigerian tribes by force.
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They made no practical moves yet the army turned the east to a blood pool during op python dance?
Biafra will come as long as this current structure remains
Other tribes?u mean the SS?
I dont know if u've noticed but igbos have oil in their lands and also have brothers in the SS zone
Cuz i'm sure ndigbo have never asked yorubas or hausas to join them
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 6:17pm On Jan 31, 2019
Slimpotter:
Do you want Nigeria to be communist before it can handle corruption?
Far from it
I'm just saying once u choose democracy u cannot use communist principles in ur nation
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 6:16pm On Jan 31, 2019
NdiaraIGBO:
Wait ooo, you really believe you are going to be part of the global economy? Abi you are dreaming? Ok, what are you going to sell in the global market place?

Global economy means countries trading big with each other and reciprocating each other's trade. What exactly is Atiku going to create or manufacture that you are going to sell?

So you want to wish away tribalism abi? Get some sense. Anybody who tells you that he lives in a society where there is no discrimination or tribal thinking is lying. I am a Yoruba man, you are Igbo those are PRIMARY facts. Yorubas do not live in Igboland but Igbos prefer to live in Yoruba land - again primary facts. We have to work at reducing the IMPACT of tribalism on the general society. Igbos are queuing behind Atiku principally because of OBi.

Look at our country yourself with critical eyes! The only hope we have of survival is Agriculture and agricultural outputs. That's the only way into a portion of the global economy, we don't have anything else.
Last time i checked japan does not have any serious national resource
Their military is not what it used to be yet japan is a first world country with a huge say in world economy
China,dubai,brazil and singapore are also nations that came from nothing to something so pigeonholing ur country to agriculture is naivety at best
About igbos queing behind obi simply cause he's igbo has to be the biggest joke i've heard this year.
Weren't the lagos ibadan media spreading the news of how IGBO govs were rejecting obi?
Again like i have said many times on NL,the percentage of igbos u see in lagos represent just a fraction of igbos in the whole world(a very small fraction at that)
Anyway since u said igbos should not leave then that means that they are citizens and should enjoy every right available to citizens of nigeria
Cuz if we are to go by ur logic ohio and dakota ppl should not move to new york or liverpool folk should not move to london
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 3:24pm On Jan 31, 2019
NdiaraIGBO:
Listen to yourself Obioma.

Read between the lines ok that guy is a rogue and he will never smell Aso Rock.

What is this "working country" rubbish you and your ilks are touting about?

Where are the factories or the agro allied industries - the simplest and most available to our people.

Abi you are suggesting madam world bank's type of yahoo yahoo economy based on imported rubbish?

For your info the US, UK, EU couldnt careless what is happening to you mofos down there, they just want you to continue buying their products and looters bringing their loot for 'save keeping' in Europe or USA.

Open your effing eyes!
Who cares about the US or EU apart from business transactions?
Democracy gives ppl right to elect and kick out leaders based on performance
buying of products? I hope u are joking
US buys cars from germany,uk and japan
China buys stuff from US and europe
That's why it's called the global economy
If the US and EU are squeaky clean then u would not have heard of
The fall of Enron
The siemens fines
Wikileaks and snowden
The false iraq war
Backing insurgents who created ISIS
Finally a "working" country is one where tribalism is restricted to ur living room and not on the whole country and where merit instead of quota system works
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 2:28pm On Jan 31, 2019
gretblue:
China economy didn't attain their greatness through this process. Stop supporting mediocrity.
China was and is still a communist state ie socialist
The only thing seperating china and north korea is tech and common sense
Politics › Re: 2019 Presidency: SERAP Reacts To Atiku’s Plan To Grant Amnesty To Looters by LZAA: 2:22pm On Jan 31, 2019
It's unfortunate that many hear but very few LISTEN
Atiku was refering to past looters returning their loot so as to feed funds to the economy not to accomodate looters who will attempt to loot
Most nigerians use turkish airlines today and i have friends in istanbul
Who in his right mind was going to turkey in the 90's and early 00's?
Dictatorship and democracy cannot mix
The youth today are far more enlighted than the older generation and have no allegiancies to bello,awo or zik
They just want a working country
What idiagbon did in the 80's can't work now because times change
U can't just go hounding ppl and then ignoring ur own corruption and say u are fighting corruption
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Crime › Re: Ekiti Student Caught Hiding His Classmate’s Underwear With Charm Inside Wardrobe by LZAA: 1:49pm On Jan 31, 2019
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Politics › Re: The Candidates: Why Peter Obi's Analogy Using VAR Is Wrong. by LZAA: 1:26pm On Jan 31, 2019
963AvatarSpirit:
The writer of this note is mildly incompetent to adjudge the premise at which illustrative mechanics review are posited, your basic understanding of VAR applicable system in football does not guarantee an assertion that he understands 1 of a 1000 percentile of capabilities of the designers of the mechanism itself, Obi Peter reference a case of the use of the VAR mechanism for economic-level monitoring and not the VAR apparatus itself.

In an attempt to sound knowledgeable of soccer VAR systems, the writer has myopically magnified his limited understanding of the premise at which the Contestant utilized the Premise on the discourse.

This level of fucckery finds home in abysmal level of reasoning populating this once hallowed but now mockery-level forum, such as nairaland.

Tufiakwa to the fo0ls who take the writer seriously. It is an obvious absurdity.
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Politics › Re: The Candidates: Why Peter Obi's Analogy Using VAR Is Wrong. by LZAA: 11:18am On Jan 31, 2019
Come can't u BMC boys come up with new propaganda
2015 was FOUR years ago ffs and una still dy use that year style for 2019
And if u did not comprehend what obi said about VAR yesterday then u my friend should either return ur degree or quit school and learn a trade grin
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Crime › Re: Man With Three Wives Rapes Daughter In Ogun by LZAA: 11:14am On Jan 31, 2019
Ikeboboafri:
A Nigerian man with three wives identified as Idowu Owolabi, has been arrested by the Ogun State Police command for raping his daughter.

The 45-year-old man with three wives, who was accused of allegedly raping his 21-year-old daughter since last year, was arrested on January 28, 2019, following a complaint by the victim at the Oja-Odan Divisional Police Headquarters.

The Ogun state Police Public Relations Officer, Abimbola Oyeyemi, who confirmed the arrest said in a statement;

“The victim reported that she followed her father to the farm at Fagboun village and the said father forcefully had carnal knowledge of her right there on the farm sometime in March 2018. She stated further that since then, her father had continuously been having unlawful carnal knowledge of her with a threat that he would kill her if she dared tell anybody about it.

“Upon the report, the DPO Oja-Odan, CSP Olayemi Jacob, led his detectives to the suspect’s residence, where he was promptly arrested.On interrogation, the suspect, who was said to be married to three different women, confessed to the crime but blamed it on the devil.

“Meanwhile, the Commissioner of Police, Ahmed Iliyasu, has ordered the immediate transfer of the case to the State Criminal Investigation and Intelligence Department for proper investigation and possible prosecution of the suspect.

https://unclesuru.com/2019/01/31/man-with-three-wives-rapes-daughter-in-ogun/
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TV/Movies › Re: 'Big Brother Naija Past Questions' Booklets Now Being Sold In Traffic by LZAA: 11:01am On Jan 31, 2019
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Politics › Re: History Will Punish Obasanjo For Ceding Bakassi To Cameroon—oshiomhole by LZAA: 10:43am On Jan 31, 2019
Olawalesmarter:
Bakassi is a cameroon Land in the first place and Obasanjo obeyed World Court Orders, Igbo invaded the Land and Claimed they owned it the same thing they are doing in Lagos ....... and i just don't get Igbo problem those people are also fighting to secede from Cameroon and create Ambazonia

Politics › Re: History Will Punish Obasanjo For Ceding Bakassi To Cameroon—oshiomhole by LZAA: 9:55am On Jan 31, 2019
Ok he gave bakassi away
But....el lifeless can never be an option for a serious nation grin
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Crime › Re: Hotel Workers Kill London Returnee-owner, Manager In Lagos by LZAA: 9:30am On Jan 31, 2019
The grand champs strike again
Afonja ajoka
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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar And Peter Obi On "The Candidates" Live At 8pm Tonight. by LZAA: 9:56pm On Jan 30, 2019
Bluetooth2:
South Africa, Ethiopia, Ghana and almost all the countries in Africa have airline, what happened to Nigeria Airways under Atiku privatization policy ?
U mean the poster boy of official graft that was on it's last legs like NITEL?
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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar And Peter Obi On "The Candidates" Live At 8pm Tonight. by LZAA: 9:51pm On Jan 30, 2019
ada9ja:
these two men want privatisation so much

abeg make ur choice my people
Apart from law enforcement,serious countries' economies are private sector driven
Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar And Peter Obi On "The Candidates" Live At 8pm Tonight. by LZAA: 9:50pm On Jan 30, 2019
Sannisege:
so the riots in Paris, catalonia and London are against army’s convoy abi? Oga try get sense small.
Ur own sai babarism pass me
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