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Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 12:38am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
Try giving a folk about this one grin grin
cc lzaa onyeoga
grin grin grin

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 12:37am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
see them here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZaY_MSMFrk
cc lzaa onyeoga
oduduwa would be so proud grin
Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 12:36am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
Why don't you want to give a folk na ? ? grin grin

cc lzaa onyeoga
strikethem is a beneficiary of free education grin grin
others include angels09,throwback,deomelllo and my favourite goblin michael004 grin
Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 12:23am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
Get a life. APCheat dullardry is bad for your generation.
cc lzaa onyeoga
smiley

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 12:22am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
Linguistic desperation will also not save you LMAO
cc lzaa onyeoga

Celebrities › Re: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by LZAA: 12:16am On Mar 21, 2018
Smarty98:
Why falz no dey him list?d guy,for me is a super amazing rapper,his lyrics z usually somtin else!
funny enough remove those im jokey rhyming sequence and falz na dope rapper
Celebrities › Re: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by LZAA: 12:15am On Mar 21, 2018
abogjohn:
AKA is singing these days.. I don't really see him as a rapper now, he is just like southy Olamide..
true that but unlike im counterparts hia im still dy spit bars
maybe im dy channel im inner drake grin
Politics › Re: Nnamdi Azikiwe Pointing To The Site Of University Of Nigeria Nsukka In 1950s by LZAA: 12:13am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
LMAO Some people will NOT be happy with this. . . .
cc lzaa onyeoga
grin

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 12:12am On Mar 21, 2018
imhotep:
Strikethem please return to your Fulani desert and take your cattle deviltry with you.

cc lzaa onyeoga
grin
Celebrities › Re: M.I Abaga List His Top 5 African Rappers, Olamide, Vector Didn’t Make The List by LZAA: 11:03pm On Mar 20, 2018
Vinstel:
Ace Nigerian Rapper, M.I Abaga has recently dished out his list of his top 5 African rappers of all time and 5 of his top African rappers at the moment.

In response to a question asked by one of his fans on Twitter, Mr. Incredible named Mode 9, Proverbs (of South Africa), Jesse Jaggz, Freestyle and Ghost as his all-time greatest African rappers.

However, his list of 5 hottest African rappers right now include; Nasty C, Cassper Nyovest, Poe (of Mavin Records), Ghost and Khaligraph Jones (of Kenya).

Meanwhile, it’s quite surprising that lots of talented Nigerian rappers didn’t make the list.

See tweets below:-
Cc: Mynd44, Lalasticlala
so m.i no sabi say jay z bin dy with jaz o b4 e blow for mainstream grin
back to topic olamide hasn't been a rapper in a long time and vector only excites rap novices
surprised e no call AKA
Celebrities › Re: Only Fela Kuti Does Afrobeat As Far As I’m Concerned” – Burna Boy by LZAA: 10:59pm On Mar 20, 2018
Goldaccumulator:
Why nairaland dey delete important info like this. Expose them na
grin grin

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 10:54pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
this kind of 1mbecility is rampant in APCheat
cc lzaa onyeoga
grin

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 10:14pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
Explain why you registered on March 16, 2018 in the name of Igbo-phobia.
We are listening. cc lzaa onyeoga

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 10:13pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
what of this one grin grin
cc lzaa onyeoga

Politics › Re: States In The SOUTH EAST That Shares Borders With The Atlantic Ocean (pics) by LZAA: 9:20pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
This one just registered on March 16, 2018 in order to be posting gibberish.

cc lzaa onyeoga
another suffersticated goblin grin

Politics › Re: After Seeing This Picture You Will Cry For Northern Nigeria by LZAA: 9:06pm On Mar 20, 2018
OnyeOGA:
grin
Make thunder fire you and Imhotep.
Una no even call me sef.

@the post.
Why will i cry for the north when their selfish Elites, politicians, et c are only concern for powerhuh
All those fools crying because the malnourish kids are been insulted are fools.
Nothing good can come out from the north.
After Killing Innocent women and Children during the civil war, you still expect the Biafrans to wipe for the kids that will be used by their selfish fools for grabbing political powers.
The Problem of the north started the day their brothers massacred
Innocent children and Defiled our women.

Rubbish!

Politics › Re: Yobe Youths Wash President Buhari's ''Bad Omen'' After Visit To State by LZAA: 8:18pm On Mar 20, 2018
CastedDude:
A group of youths in Yobe symbolically cast off the ''bad omen'' brought to the state by President Muhammadu Buhari during his recent visit, when they engaged in sweeping and washing the streets of the state capital.

President Muhammadu Buhari arrived in Yobe State on Wednesday, March 14, as part of his visit to states affected by Boko Haram attacks and herdsmen-farmers crisis. The president also met with parents of the abducted Dapchi schoolgirls, traditional rulers, and community leaders, among other stakeholders in the state.

The residents came out with brooms, water and detergent to wash off the President’s bad spell, soon after his departure. It was not the first time such gesture was being done. A similar thing was done in Kano some months back.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/youths-wash-away-president-buharis-bad-omen-visit-yobe-state-photos.html

Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 7:18pm On Mar 20, 2018
T9ksy:
Nna , wetin koncern me with Brazil? My point is you guys are all over yorubaland like locusts yet wouldn't desist from calling us names and wishing all manner calamities on us. However when we send your hate-filled, bigoted, myopic m.o.r.o.n.s. back to your cursed land, you all will start shouting , "Haba! in one nigeria "............



Your eze that got hot lashes of koboko to reset his d.u.m.b brain in akure must have probably missed his way to the former national capital , ba?
if u couldn't understand why i used d brazil reference then anytin i'm telling u is like pouring water into a basket
Politics › Re: After Seeing This Picture You Will Cry For Northern Nigeria by LZAA: 7:16pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
Gorotango and yarimo are happy with this
cc lzaa
grin

Education › Re: Nigeria Police Academy 6th Regular Course Admission Announced by LZAA: 5:56pm On Mar 20, 2018
YhungPablo:
This is to inform the general public that the sale of online application forms for admission into the 6th Regular Course of degree programme of the Nigeria Police Academy, Wudil, has commenced on Monday 19th March, 2018 and will end on Sunday the 24th June, 2018. Admission into the Academy is open to both male and female Nigerians of good character.

METHOD OF APPLICATION

Nigeria Police Academy 6th Regular Course Admission Announced
2. Interested Applicants are advised to go to the Nigeria Police Academy’s Website: www.polac.edu.ng in order to obtain or generate Remita Retrieval Reference (RRR) Code. The RRR code obtained can be used to make payment of N3,000.00 through any commercial Bank Branch in Nigeria. Applicants must, in addition, apply through the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board [JAMB] as well as sit for the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME). Candidates need not select the Nigeria Police Academy, Wudil as a University of choice in the JAMB form. However, only candidates who obtained the minimum UTME scores of 180 which is the Academy’s Cut-off mark in JAMB and purchased the Academy online Application Form will be eligible to sit for the Nigeria Police Academy Selection Examination.

SUBMISSION OF APPLICATIONS

3. Applications are to be submitted online. On submission of the applications, candidates are required to download Acknowledgement Form. Only candidates who meet the cut-off mark will be enabled to download and print their examination cards.

COURSES OF STUDY

4. Courses leading to Bachelor’s degrees in the following disciplines are available in the Academy:

a. FACULTY OF HUMANITIES. BA in:

English

History & International Studies

b. FACULTY OF LAW: LLB

c. FACULTY OF SCIENCE: BSc in:

Biochemistry

Biological Sciences

Chemistry

Mathematics

Physics

d. FACULTY OF SOCIAL AND MANAGEMENT SCIENCES: BSc in:

Accounting

Management Sciences

Political Science

Sociology

ADMISSION REQUIREMENTS

5. The following are the admission requirements:

a. Candidates seeking admission into the Academy must be Nigerian citizens and must be between 17 and 22 years of age, and must have a height of not less than 1.67 Metres (5 Feet 6 Inches) if male, and 1.62 Metres (5 Feet 4 Inches) if female. In addition, male candidates must have an expanded chest size of not less than 86cm (34 Inches for those between 21 and 22 years of age). All candidates must be free from any physical deformity or mental disability.

b. Candidates must have obtained a minimum of SIX (6) credits at the Senior Secondary School Certificate Examination (SSCE) conducted by the West African Examinations Council (WAEC), the National Examinations Council (NECO) or the National Business and Technical Examinations Board (NABTEB) at not more than 2 sittings. All Candidates must also have a credit pass in English Language and Mathematics as well as subjects relevant to the candidate’s chosen course of study in the Academy.

c. Candidates must also obtain satisfactory scores in both the written examination and the interview and must pass physical and psychological tests of fitness.

d. SSCE STATEMENT OF RESULTS OR CERTIFICATES RELATING TO EXAMINATIONS TAKEN BEFORE 2014 WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.

SELECTION EXAMINATION DATE, CONDITIONS AND REQUIREMENTS

6. The Nigeria Police Academy, Wudil Selection Examination, may be Computer Based Test (CBT) or Pencil and Paper. The examination shall comprise of a General Paper (Section A) which is compulsory for all candidates. It will cover areas such as general knowledge and current affairs, English Language and Mathematics. Other sections are to be selected according to candidate’s Faculty of choice. It will be conducted on Saturday the 14th July, 2018. Only candidates who meet the Academy’s cut-off mark of 180 in UTME and above will be eligible to sit for the Nigeria Police Academy Selection Examination at the 19 designated Centres. The list of Centres is in the Academy Website. Eligible candidates are to bring along to the examination venue their Acknowledgement Form, Examination Card, current JAMB Result Slip and two Postcard size photographs (3.5x5 Inches) which should show only from the chest upwards. At the back of each of the two Postcard size photographs, the candidates must write their name, State of origin, Examination Centre and signature.

7. Only candidates who are successful in the Selection Examination will be invited for the Nigeria Police Academy Selection Board screening and interview. The list of successful candidates will be published on our website and in some national newspapers.

NATURE AND DURATION OF COURSE

8. Candidates admitted into the Nigeria Police Academy, Wudil degree course will undergo a combined Academic and Police training for a minimum period of Five (5) Years leading to Bachelor’s degrees and commission into the Nigeria Police Force as Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP).



MOHAMMED GHALI USMAN psc, FCAI

ACADEMY REGISTRAR
https://studentsbase./2018/03/20/nigeria-police-academy-6th-regular-course-admission-announced/

Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 5:53pm On Mar 20, 2018
T9ksy:
Funny enough, I have never been to the east and i have no intention of going there, either wtff?

Btw, i inferred that "most" and not "all" your able-bodied men are sojourning outside your region. Naturally, there will be some left but those ones are patiently awaiting their oppotunity to leave their barren homeland to hustle for their fortune among the people they claim hates them and whom they are not entirely gond off, either


Shame is obviously an alien concept in your neck of the woods else younlot won't come online yapping about how you "developed" your enemies' region.
exactly i know u said MOST but u also said our region is deserted
patiently waiting to leave wheregrin grin
oga nobody is in a rush to leave the east and ask urself why u find ndigbo in a former NATIONAL capital ffs
if i ask u d capital of brazil u will say rio whereas its capital is brasilla yet u can never hear rio peeps spewing nonsense like manaus or cortiba is barren
smh
Politics › Re: Surviving Biafra : The Soldiers Were Taking Girls, Like Boko Haram. by LZAA: 5:49pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
Lzaa this is a new one oh grin

Politics › Re: Surviving Biafra : The Soldiers Were Taking Girls, Like Boko Haram. by LZAA: 3:05pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
The suffersticated ones again. Tenants of no mans land grin
cc lzaa
michael004's sufferstication is amazing
Politics › Re: Surviving Biafra : The Soldiers Were Taking Girls, Like Boko Haram. by LZAA: 3:04pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
Not 51% of Lagos ? grin cc lzaa
grin

Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Break Into Six Republics Before 2023 – Uwazuruike by LZAA: 2:15pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
the suffersticated ones
cc lzaa
they wee be confused right now bcuz of ralph's former statement grin grin
Politics › Re: What If We Bring Back The Whites To Nigeria? by LZAA: 2:14pm On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
cc lzaa
grin grin
Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 2:13pm On Mar 20, 2018
T9ksy:
Oh so, it's now one (fake) nigeria? But you folks claim that the yorubas are your enemies and you therefore have no love for them either which is understandable but what i still can't fathom is why you all are hell bent in developing the region where your acclaimed enemies reside in?

Meanwhile, your region is deserted as most of your able-bodied men are all over yorubaland in search of sustenance.
able bodied men all over yorubaland? grin
so the men in ogbete,owerri,onitsha,aba na abakaliki bu ndi yoruba?
wow
so the boys na esut,imt,futo bu ndi yoruba grin
by the way when last have u been to the east that is if u have ever been there?
Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 1:19pm On Mar 20, 2018
[quote author=Strikethem post=65995309][/quote]michael004 how are u o ye goblin grin
Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 1:19pm On Mar 20, 2018
[quote author=Strikethem post=65995309][/quote]michael004 how are u o ye goblin grin
Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 11:04am On Mar 20, 2018
tiger28:
now i understand why the hausas eliminated you serpents during the northern pogrom. Imagine how you were dancing on the streets of the north, taunting the hausas after their leaders were killed by igbo army. What a dumb group of ppl........fast forward to 2018, you
STILL havent changedhuh??Lagos lynching of you rodents loading......filthy animals, shameless Pigs!
one naijeriyaaaa please grin grin grin
cc imhotep
Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 11:03am On Mar 20, 2018
T9ksy:
But Op, one question that keeps invading my consciousnesswhen i read threads like yours is, "why is it that ibos will go to unimaginable ends (die) just to "develop" their enemies' land than their ancestral land"?

Abi, na curse?
enemies land in "one nigeria" grin grin
and thank God u said ibo bcuz na igbos dy build for the former NATIONAL capital not the whole of yorubaland(and b4 u say ogun just know that any development that place is seeing is bcuz of it's proximity to lagos)
Politics › Re: Ambode's Land Use Charge: A Wake Up Call To Landlords Especially Igbos by LZAA: 10:58am On Mar 20, 2018
imhotep:
tiger28 please answer this question. We are waiting grin grin
cc lzaa
grin grin angels09 wee hate this

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