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Politics › Re: El-Rufai Hosts Solomon Dalung, The Minister Of Sports (Photos) by LZAA: 7:56pm On Feb 18, 2018
EternalTruth:
photo shop pics.
grin grin hope ur obas recording was "photoshopped" too grin
Romance › Re: “I Don’t Want An Ugly Man I Can’t Kiss”; Lady Begins Search For Husband. Photos by LZAA: 6:36pm On Feb 18, 2018
dainformant:
A mother of one has revealed that she's tired of being single as she begins online search for a suitable partner. The lady who said not being married is a problem for her - revealed that her acquaintances think she's married due to how she portrays herself.

The lady also revealed that she doesn't want chewing gum guys (young guys who are not matured) as she revealed what she wants in her prospective suitor including the age range which is between 45-65. She also said that she needs love and does not want an ugly man she cannot kiss because kiss is more intimate than sex to her.

Below is the chat shared online between her and Emeka Ugwuonye on Facebook;

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/single-nigerian-mother-of-one-begins-online-search-for-husband.html
o ye scammers and dating sites
if u wan advertise at least use better english na
that chat is filled with errors even without resorting to social media lingo
smh
Politics › Re: Why President Buhari Is The Best For Nigeria - Lai Mohammed by LZAA: 6:00pm On Feb 18, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/259056-why-buhari-is-best-for-nigeria-lai-mohammed.htmlhtml
”Don’t believe everything you read on the Social Media. Nigeria is neither at war nor in crisis,” Mr. Mohammed said, according to a statement by his special assistant, Segun Adeyemi.
”Contrary to what you may be reading on the Internet, the Buhari Administration is putting Nigeria on a solid footing, after the years that were eaten by the locust.”

When una dy do propaganda una no talk say don't believe social media grin
madridguy wee still shout ipob yoots
sarrki is still in ipob landgrin
cc imhotep
Politics › Re: "Why APC Cannot Govern Nigeria Well" – Jonathan by LZAA: 5:56pm On Feb 18, 2018
sirequity:
https://www.headlineng.com/apc-can-not-govern-nigeria-jonathan/
wakaman, angels09 and madridguy are still blaming ipob yoots sarrki and omenkalives are in ipobland as we speak grin #saiiiiiiiiiibaaaaaaaabaaaaabubu cc imhotep,grinch
Politics › Re: Yoruba Needs To Get Rid Of Tinubu by LZAA: 5:47pm On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
Maybe markfemi saw the light and joined IPOB grin
grin grin
Politics › Re: Yoruba Needs To Get Rid Of Tinubu by LZAA: 5:45pm On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
LMAO
cc lzaa yyeske
aremuforlife,yyeske and angels09 will still blame ipob yoots grin
Politics › Re: Just Before The Fulanis Finish Us! by LZAA: 4:43pm On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
is grammy award the only measure of good entertainment ? ? ?
some slaves cannot be saved grin
Politics › Re: Just Before The Fulanis Finish Us! by LZAA: 4:41pm On Feb 18, 2018
DocHMD:
yarimo and wakaman na gworo-toothed muslim elements. The other zombie na cantankerous dirty ewedu muslim illiterate wey dem don swear for.
grin grin
zombies right nowgrin

Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Reasons Why Many People may End Up In Hell. by LZAA: 4:38pm On Feb 18, 2018
Toks2008:
1.They believe that good works will take them to heaven:
Many people believe that salvation is all about how good you live while on earth but unfortunately it is not by how perfect your conduct is or how good natured you are. You must accept Jesus as your lord and saviour first and foremost because he is the only way to paradise, no other way.

Ephesians 2:8-9 'For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God;not by works, so that no one can boast.'
John 14:6 'Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.'

2.They question GOD about his ways
Many people ask GOD different questions about salvation...'Why did he have to send Jesus to die when he has the power to simply forgive us' 'Why did a loving GOD sacrifice someone he claims to be his son?' 'Why did.....' and on and on.
The fact remains that GOD ways are not our ways(Isaiah 55:8 ) and he made us understand that without the shedding of blood there is no remission of sins(Hebrews 9:22) and it is impossible for the blood of goats and bulls to take away the sins of the world(Hebrews 10:4-5).... so why not accept the sacrifice of christ and ask GOD why he chose that route when you get closer to him in paradise.

3.The simplicity of salvation
Now this is a very unique reason and many unbelievers find this very hard to understand because to them, getting saved had to be more difficult than just accepting Jesus as lord and saviour and getting baptized...but the truth is...it is that simple yet as simple as it is, many people find it extremely difficult to accept Jesus as lord and saviour which makes me wonder why a simple escape from eternal suffering can be so ignored by people.
John 3:16 'For GOD so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son that whosoever believes in him will not perish but have everlasting life.

4.Self condemnation
It is so sad that many people had at one time accepted Jesus as lord and saviour and have tasted salvation but willingly gave up their salvation due to self condemnation. Because they still find themselves committing the same sins they were involved in before they accepted Jesus as lord and saviour,they just felt they are not good enough to be saved.
GOD expects us to live a holy life and to also work out our salvation with fear and trembling but nevertheless, he will never condemn you but will help you in your weakness through the help of the holy spirit to get better and better because salvation is a work in process we go through right from the day we got saved to the very day we leave this world. So please don't ever condemn yourself or give up your salvation because the moment you are saved, nothing will separate you from GOD except you. Anytime you commit a sin, go on your knees and pray for forgiveness and ask the holy spirit to help you overcome that sin/addiction...trust me, he will surely help you and you will hate the very sinful habits you once thought you can never overcome.
Romans 8:1-2 'Therefore, there is now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus, because through Christ Jesus the law of the Spirit who gives life has set you free from the law of sin and death'

5.Unbelief
It is so unfortunate that some people believe that Jesus was never crucified yet they believe in every other aspect of him...they say he is not the son of GOD, that he was just a prophet like every other prophet and so on. Some even say there is no heaven, no hell and no GOD...But believe it or not. Jesus was crucified, he died and rose on the third day and he is alive forever and ever. He is THE DIVINE SON OF GOD and he is coming back again to rule this world for 1000years and afterwards he will establish a new heaven and a new earth where those who believe in him will live forever and ever and ever without sins,sadness,death but in total grandeur
John 3:36 'Whoever believes in the Son has eternal life; whoever does not obey the Son shall not see life, but the wrath of God remains on him.

6.Heresy
False teachings have made many unbelievers run away from salvation simply because many preachers have presented salvation in a very different light and many people would rather remain as unbelievers rather than get involved in what seem to be a bondage to them.
I have heard some preachers say 'You will end up in hell If you wear jewelleries, use relaxers on your hair, if a lady wears trousers, if you don't pay your tithe, if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, if you take alcohol, if you marry more than a wife....and on and on they set their own standard that is totally different from what is written in the scriptures thereby making salvation look like a serious bondage and in the process they discourage many people who indulge in those things they condemn from getting saved.

Galatians 5:13 'For you have been called to live in freedom, my brothers and sisters. But don’t use your freedom to satisfy your sinful nature. Instead, use your freedom to serve one another in love'.


7.Theological permutation and combination
I know many people might be coming across these combination of words for the very first time but i have meticulously observed that there are different interpretations to scriptures in relation to different Christian denominations. This is not heresy in anyway but just a different understanding of the scriptures hence the reason why some believe in trinity and some don't...some believe that this earth will remain forever and some don't...some don't even believe in speaking in tongues and some believe it is a vital sign that you have received the baptism of the holy spirit...and many more. In my opinion, this different beliefs could make outsiders or unbelievers get more confused and could make them start wondering if they really need to get involved. My humble suggestion is that we as a body of Christ must focus on saving souls which is the most vital assignment given to us by Jesus and focus less on the discrepancies in interpreting scriptures.

Romans 14:5-8 'One person considers one day more sacred than another; another considers every day alike. Each of them should be fully convinced in their own mind .Whoever regards one day as special does so to the Lord. Whoever eats meat does so to the Lord, for they give thanks to God; and whoever abstains does so to the Lord and gives thanks to God.For none of us lives for ourselves alone, and none of us dies for ourselves alone. If we live, we live for the Lord; and if we die, we die for the Lord. So, whether we live or die, we belong to the Lord.'

8.Using human as role model
This is one of the biggest mistake many people make...infact some people have given up their salvation because they use 'pastors' as role model rather than use Christ Jesus. Many people will say 'How can i give my life to Christ when i saw a pastor in a hotel room with a lady, how can i be born again when pastors who preach the gospel are enmeshed in sins'. If you are one of these people who use humans as role model i humbly advise you to take your eyes away from men and focus on Jesus who is the author and finisher of our faith...He is our role model.

Hebrews 10:2 'Let us fix our eyes on Jesus, the pioneer and perfecter of our faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.'

9.Sophistication
Many people are too full of themselves when it comes to the issue of salvation...they believe they are too powerful, popular, classy, wealthy,
handsome/pretty,educated...to accept Jesus as their lord and saviour so they just ignore and continue to live their life until its too late.
No matter how powerful,wealthy, good looking, influential, popular...you are, the fact remains that one day when you least expect it, you MUST leave this world and you must end up in either HELL or HEAVEN so the choice is yours to make while you are still in this world.

I keep reiterating that death must come to all no matter your age or status and it will come when we least expect it and when you die, people will forget about you so the best insurance you can have for your soul is to accept Jesus this moment because the worst thing that can ever happen to any human is to be caught dead without accepting Jesus as lord and saviour.

10.Some people will never be saved
As strange and wicked as this may seem,it is the truth. Lucifer,the demons and all fallen angels as well as those whose name have not been written in the book of life before the foundations of the world. This may get us confused but then i guess it still remains our choice to decide if we want to be saved or not....its totally up to you.

MAY GOD HELP US ALL.
bia shey u know say na question wey dm ask na im change d belief say the world is flat?
na questioning of catholic church na im make anglican and other denominations dy
hw can u be alive and not ask questions ffs
d religion u are practising today was handed to u by the whites ffs
u are educated na stop accepting anytin and evrytin ur pastor tells u as fact
as for d last post how do u know some ppl cant be saved? are u God?
smh
Politics › Re: Dickson Hosts Obasanjo, Goodluck Jonathan And Patience To A Dinner (Photos) by LZAA: 4:23pm On Feb 18, 2018
angels09:
Thanks for excluding me from that odious list
grin grin
Business › Re: African Countries To Establish A Central Bank And Introduce A Single Currency by LZAA: 4:22pm On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
APC, Tinubu and sai babarians will not like this
cc lzaa
angels09 and sarrki right now grin

Politics › Re: Yoruba Needs To Get Rid Of Tinubu by LZAA: 12:35pm On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
Chai. See what sufferstication causes grin
grin grin the equation has to be balanced na igbo landlord,igbo wife grin
Politics › Re: Yoruba Needs To Get Rid Of Tinubu by LZAA: 12:25pm On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
Sense has finally fallen on markfemi, the erudite sai babarian grin
cc lzaa adadike sarrki alariiwo yarimo
grin grin grin still waiting for angels09,sarrki and Alariiwo omenkalives is still searching for his igbo wife grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by LZAA: 11:55am On Feb 18, 2018
jamescross:
only if david had jerked off grin cheesy




he wouldn't have killed a man and provoke God's anger against his household
grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by LZAA: 11:54am On Feb 18, 2018
mudiana:
Hmmmmm! If masturbation mess up ur sex life as a guy ehn! You won't even bother bringing God inside the matter, you will be thinking of ur penis cry
oga do u drive ur car every hour of a day
do u sleep from am to pm ie 24hrs str8
u cannot even masturbate for 24hrs str8 ffs cuz apart from having other things to do,ur body just like wen a smartfone or ur stomach is full will send signals to ur brain and tell u to stop
Christianity Etc › Re: Does God Truly Hate Masturbation? by LZAA: 11:37am On Feb 18, 2018
Dottore:
I don't know why many people loose their sleep because someone chose to self service. It's my organ not yours.

Ladies hate guys that masturbate with passion the reason is not far fetched:

They can't use sex as a weapon to manipulate you into doing their bid.

You can't contract STDs

I've never patronized Prostitutes.

I hav full control when I'm with the opposite sex. If you behave we fvck if u don't I maintain without gushing over your body no matter how sexually attractive you may think you are. There are lots of more beautiful women in porn sites.

Those that say the disadvantage is low performance when with a woman you better go check yourself because you have issues maybe from an infection. I don't. My dick responds whenever I feel like whether with the opposite sex or on self service.

I don't cum quick during sex because of mastery of control of urges.

You can't get jealous when she starts to misbehave infact once she misbehaves you help her out without remorse and second thought you lose nothing.

Imagine the effort involved in wooing a lady, the stress of calling and having to win her heart and absorb her many lies and deception, go shopping and eateries and all that, then when she finally agrees to fvck, she wants u to come over and pick her you fuel your car, go through traffic through and fro. Your diet for the day must change just to make her happy and she would still expect to have some cash and promises.

Mbanu Masturbation is a very easy way out. You do it sharp sharp and face other serious engagements that will yield good results.

Your beautiful female employees or surbodinates won't mess with u because u don't fall for their seductive maneuvers. Infact it's to your advantage because since they see u as hard to get they'd become easy to Bleep for u as they fall over themselves when a simple gesture of beckoning from you is seen as a an opportunity. What do you do. Chop an clean mouth.

I believe God will be happy when you use the enormous sums you could have used to settle ur gfs for valentine, Xmas and other festivities to settle the less privileged. For eg. If you use 120k to buy 10bags of 25kg Rice for 10 families with 5 cartons of Tin tomatoes whereas a lady could have had that for her phone and hair and yet probably cheat on you. You have made yourself a vessel to put smile on ten poor families by answering their prayers.
Let the girl go and hustle and make her own money and spend it as she wants, you are not an ATM machine neither is hustling meant for man alone.
If she calls u a sexist or mysoginist call her a feminist.

She can't call u stingy because she's seeing your benevolence to the people that actually worth it and need it and from which God will show His bountiful rewards.
THANK YOU JESUS!!!!!
finally someone who sabi work
i have said it time after time that women have a higher sex drive than men
ur babes w.a.nks more than u
women just get married hia for legal sex and chop clean mouth
QED
Politics › Re: Just Before The Fulanis Finish Us! by LZAA: 11:30am On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
After eating that okpa wawa, omenkalives will start looking for an Igbo IPOB woman to marry grin grin

cc lzaa
grin grin
Romance › Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by LZAA: 11:07am On Feb 18, 2018
AnonyNymous:
No offence, but can you read? Because I don't see where I implied that they were the same.

Trump is not a liberal politician.

His ban on transgender soldiers was overturned and deemed unconstitutional.

I don't see how Buhari comes into this discussion, I really don't.
whether trump is liberal or republican is irrelevant
the founding fathers wrote the american constitution which is only ammended but never subject to wholesale change
so if trump defies d constitution he will face impeachment

2.just like women in our armed forces,trannies can and will never be combatants

3.about d buhari ish its simply telling u that such a thing has a very low probability rate of happening
Politics › Re: Just Before The Fulanis Finish Us! by LZAA: 11:01am On Feb 18, 2018
aremuforlife:
BEING THE RESOLUTIONS ARRIVED AT FROM THE EMERGENCY YORUBA FARMERS SUMMIT HELD ON THURSDAY 15TH FEBRUARY, 2018 AT THE HOUSE OF CHIEFS, PARLIAMENT BUILDING, SECRETARIAT, IBADAN UNDER THE AUSPICES OF OODUA REDEMPTION ALLIANCE

Theme: JUST BEFORE THE FULANIS FINISH US!

1. That we are conscious of the character trait of the Fulanis that they conquer people, occupy their lands and rule over the land.
2. That this led to their conquest, domination and rule over the entire Hausa land till today.
3. That we have the memory, to the external shame of us Yorubas anyway, how the Fulanis tricked the Ilorin Yorubas into capturing their land over which they rule till today.
4. That we are conscious of their further incursion efforts into the entire Yoruba land which led to the Osogbo war of 1840 between the Fulanis and the Ibadan warlords who decisively routed them thus stopping their further incursion.
5. That we are aware of their ceaseless plots and strategy to still capture Yoruba land in fulfillment of the will of their forebear Uthman Dan Fodio whose design was that the conquest of the Yorubas would only stop at the ocean in Lagos where their blood-stained swords would be washed.
6. That we are conscious of the highest degree of harms the Fulani herdsmen have done to our farmers over the decades where their cattle destroy their farm crops at will, where they rape their wives and children and kill anybody who dares their will with impurity.
7. That the resurgence or large scale perpetration of the evil has now gotten to an uncontrollable and unacceptable level that an open confrontation or war has now been provoked between the Yorubas and the Fulanis.
8. That before the war is ignited, we have deemed it fit to call this summit where we shall discuss and make our grouse and positions known to the Nigerian government and the global community to the effect of our further intolerance of the menace on our racial pride.
9. That, therefore, the idea of the Federal Government contemplating at all in the first instance to establish colonies or grazing reserves for the Fulanis is a direct ploy to take Nigerians’ lands for the Fulanis, and this is absolutely unaccepted to the Yorubas.
10. That the basis for giving preferential or sacred cow treatment to the Fulani herdsmen whose business contribute no resources whatsoever to the coffers of Nigerian government is not there at all.
11. That it is on record that 95% of the resources sustaining Nigerian government comes from the Southern part of the country.
12. That the cattle business of the Fulani herdsmen is their personal affair which other people of the country must not be sacrificed for.
13. That we are taking this opportunity to appreciate and declare as heroes the Governor of Kano State Mallam Abdullahi Ganduje and his Niger State counterpart Alh. Abubakar Sani Bello for gratuitously offering to allocate mass of lands respectively such sufficient enough as to harbor all the Fulani herdsmen in the country for the grazing of their cattle.
14. That consequent upon this, we implore the Federal Government to appreciate these gestures and seize the opportunity by the forelock and so direct all Fulani herdsmen in the country to relocate to Kano and Niger States respectively.
15. That we hereby implore the rest of the Northern Governors to emulate these two heroes.
16. That failure to accept these offers, any further incidents of farm destruction or attack on any person of Yoruba extraction in any Yoruba parts of Nigeria covering Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Kwara, Kogi, Edo and Delta States would be given commensurate reprisals.
17. That essentially speaking, we implore all Fulani herdsmen to vacate Yoruba land with immediate effect and relocate to Kano and Niger States or their Northern States of conquest.
18. That we are conscious of the fact that a lot of our well-to-do people in Yoruba land also have their cattle breeding contracted to the Fulani herdsmen.
19. That we therefore implore all Yorubas in this category to withdraw their cattle with immediate effect and establish ranches, pens or byres for their cattle breeding.
20. That we take this opportunity to implore our well-to-do people to begin cattle breeding enterprises in a very conventional way.
21. That we implore all our states to establish cattle-breeding settlements for the beef consumption of our people without having to depend on the Fulanis’ cattle, after all, cattle-breeding is not a monopoly for the Fulanis alone.
22. That we are conscious of the fact that some of our traditional rulers in Yoruba land like Obas, Baales and Community leaders encourage the encroachment of the Fulani herdsmen into our lands by giving them titles like Jowuro, Seriki and Baranda. All traditional or community leaders in this category are implored to retract such titles.
23. That we emphasize that our traditional or community leaders should desist from mortgaging our land and the lives of our people to the Fulanis the way they did in the era of slave-trading.
24. That we take this opportunity to declare Mr. Ayodele Fayose the Ekiti State Governor as a hero of Yoruba land for being the only Yoruba governor who took the bull by the horns by legislating against the menace of the Fulanis in his State.
25. That we therefore implore all other Yoruba governors to be courageous enough as to follow suit.
26. That we are conscious that our law enforcement agents and military men have now started falling victims of the Fulani herdsmen’s menace.
27. That we therefore implore them not to be kowtowed by any compromise against their people but rather join us in the battle against the crudity and baseless murders of the people and destruction of farm lands.
28. That we commiserate with Governor Sam Otom and the people of Benue State on the recent evil perpetrated against their kinsmen.
29. That we also commiserate with all Yorubas’ relations who have fallen victims of the Fulani’s menace over the decades and most recently.
30. That we share our feelings with Chief Olu Falae and Admiral Samuel Afolayan a former Chief of Naval Staff of Nigeria over the wanton and massive destruction of their respective farmlands by the Fulani herdsmen.
31. That a standing committee of representatives from each state shall be established to ensure the implementation of the resolutions so arrived at.
3. That we have the memory, to the external shame of us Yorubas anyway, how the Fulanis tricked the Ilorin Yorubas into capturing their land over which they rule till today.
grin grin grin
Alariiwo right now grin

Politics › Re: Just Before The Fulanis Finish Us! by LZAA: 10:57am On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
After eating IPOB breakfast, omenkalives will still be shouting "sai babarian" grin grin
grin grin
Romance › Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by LZAA: 10:56am On Feb 18, 2018
AnonyNymous:
Trust you? Who are you? Lol. There are already gay people serving in the US army. (Since 2010, and they even consider that 'late'). Trannies too (since 2016). You shouldn't misinform people in an attempt to drive pyour point.
i hope u know being gay and being a tranny means two different things
America is a liberal country and abhor any form of discrimination
trannies have the highest suicide rate in the world and are usually considered mentally unstable for combat
america never jokes with her defense and if u expect a govt official to slam trannies or gays in public in america in this era then expect buhari to resign
Romance › Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by LZAA: 10:56am On Feb 18, 2018
AnonyNymous:
Trust you? Who are you? Lol. There are already gay people serving in the US army. (Since 2010, and they even consider that 'late'). Trannies too (since 2016). You shouldn't misinform people in an attempt to drive your point.
i hope u know being gay and being a tranny means two different things
America is a liberal country and abhor any form of discrimination
trannies have the highest suicide rate in the world and are usually considered mentally unstable for combat
america never jokes with her defense and if u expect a govt official to slam trannies or gays in public in america in this era then expect buhari to resign
Politics › Re: See Why You Unjustly And Foolishly Hate Buhari, A God-sent Leader. by LZAA: 10:51am On Feb 18, 2018
chibuzorAbia:
YAM LEG,
U GO WAIL TIRE!
YET BUHARI WILL WIN 2019 , GET READY TO KEE YA YAMIRIN SEF!
yet ur moniker is ChibuzorAbia and u are from the west grin igbo wife loading?? grin
Politics › Re: Just Before The Fulanis Finish Us! by LZAA: 10:49am On Feb 18, 2018
imhotep:
People like yarimo, wakaman, sarrki and alariiwo just want to worship the gambari masters by fire by force.

cc lzaa amarabae omeokachie
angels09 wee blame ipob for this
omenka is having his breakfast he will react soon grin
Crime › Re: Between A Student Who Wants To Join Illuminati And A Supposed Member. Photos by LZAA: 1:18am On Feb 18, 2018
Angelanest:
A university student has shared a chat between him and a man who claimed to be an Illuminati secret society member on WhatsApp. The young man told the supposed Illuminati member (who is probably a scammer) that he wants money.

He was told to bring $500 to purchase some items that will be used for his initiation for him to get the grand reward of $45 million.

See the screenshots of the chat below and the young man replied the scammer.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/student-wants-join-illuminati-supposed-member-photos.html
the english on that first screenshot is enough proof to show that d ish is fake
Fashion › Re: Simple Beginners Guide To Going Natural In Nigeria + Starter Kit by LZAA: 1:16am On Feb 18, 2018
PrettySatan:
My heavenly father Satan gives good hair...

Hi ladies Satan bless you all
baba naija na hell and now sum peeps dn dy yarn say dm wan take us to next level
even satan dn take back seat
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Keep A Boring Relationship Alive by LZAA: 11:55pm On Feb 17, 2018
lilkudos:
only if you don't work on it..

that's the essence of this post... to help you not to abandon ship but to rebuild the ship.. and sail on bro...

nobody want to live in an un-kept house.. you clean it up to live in it...
Aiii
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Keep A Boring Relationship Alive by LZAA: 10:48pm On Feb 17, 2018
lilkudos:
i'm talking about marriage.. not actually a fancy dating or relationship, just the serious ones...

that's why i added the baby part.. it's for serious relationship/ marriage.
well "serious" or long term relationships also end even when there are kids involved so...
Crime › Re: One Chance: Lessons From My Experience by LZAA: 10:25pm On Feb 17, 2018
BoleAndFish:
Wow are you serious? It's that bad now? Our security agencies need to wake up. How did it end?
grin grin
baba na story no be real life lol
besides one chance is old skool
traffic robbery na im dy trend now
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Keep A Boring Relationship Alive by LZAA: 10:17pm On Feb 17, 2018
lilkudos:
There’s nothing so worrisome than having a partner and still feel lonely or bored even when they are around you.

Or that stage in a relationship you almost get tired of your partner and really need some space.

The worst part is not being able to help the situation, because you keep losing interest in each other day by day, but you still want to make things work out because you love and always want your partner around.

A lot of couples have asked this questions so many times and in so many ways and still find it difficult to maintain a relationship with their partners, they always want to be away from each other because they can’t find nothing to do together, I want to let you know that there is no specific solution to your boring relationship, but there are things you can do to revive it and rekindle the fire of love between you two, and secondly when it comes to love, you don’t force things to happen, you just let it happen naturally and that’s the best way to LOVE someone.

I’m going to lay down some tricks that have worked for me in reviving my almost dead relationship, it might be the solutions you are looking for, just know that this trick is not a piece of magic but something you have to devote your time in doing all for the sake of your marriage or relationship.

1.Plan A Trip – Plan a trip to an exciting place. This trick always works, it refreshes us and gives us a new idea and things to talk about, ladies can go on and on and on about this exciting trip they went on and how it felt like their honeymoon all over again, yes it always works like magic don’t neglect the power of changing environment or having an adventure together, it’s a necessity in everyday life apart from relationships, it refreshes our mind, soul and body.

2. Nostalgic Feelings – You might wonder what I’m really talking about. LOL yeah!! I’m talking about that love at first sight feelings. You might want to recreate that feelings all over again, you can take her to that right spot where you met her and try to remember all you said to her before she fell in love with you. This have often times worked a miracle in rekindling the fire of love, it brings back a lot of memories that makes you see the beauty in your partner right-away like sparks of light. Take that trip down your memory lane.

3. Movie – It’s also the best way to relax and get the best of entertainment, you don’t have to sit at home, same cushion, same TV watching some old movie, maybe you need that sparks, that crowd, that bucket of popcorn and a can of diet coke to put you guys back in line.

4. Write A Diary – Remember that diary we always write together with our best friend when we were kids, you can also have fun writing a diary with your partner, about a lot of adventures you had growing up or when you guys met.

5. Dinner with friends – you might have this friend who is also married, with kids maybe or not, you can always have a scheduled dinner with them, call it “Couples Friday Dinner”, it can be hosted at their place or your place, just get together and have a fun time together.

6. Learn Something Together – it’s always fun learning new things with your partner, let’s say you don’t know how to cook as a man, well it’s time to learn how to cook one or two meals from your wife. Let’s say your wife doesn’t know how to do some dirty jobs, work the generator or fix a minor car fault, you can plant an orchard together at your backyard, all for the fun and gain.

7. Visit Your Old Parents – it’s always fun at the village, that stream you fetched water from as a kid, you can go sightseeing, relax with your old parents and feel at home once more.

8. Couples Night Out – There’s always this show going on at one love garden or the other, night of thousand laughs, Friday shows, weekend getaway, there’s a lot happening out there, just get yourself hooked up it worth it.

9. Think About Having Babies – Babies are the light and happiness of every marriage, with no doubt, you should make plans of having babies, they always have a way of bringing the family together and devoted.

10. Always Pray Together – A family that prays together always stays together, without God in your marriage or relationship, you are bound to failure. It’s God that keeps everything in place not I or you. God-Over-Everything #GOE.

Well with all those list up there, you are free to try anyone or all of them. But always have in mind that being devoted is the key to every happy marriage, and always communicate, it’s necessary.

Wish you all the best and a Happy Home. -Austine Martins (Hi5ivtech.com)





http://www.hi5ivtech.com/2018/02/10-ways-to-keep-boring-relationship.html
i can think of one
errrr quit the relationship.
no point staying in a relationship once it drifts into boredom
even sex will feel like a chore
its a relationship not a marriage
Gaming › Re: The Elders Scroll: Ranking Every Video Game From Worst To Best by LZAA: 9:53pm On Feb 17, 2018
Vasaratti16:
The Elder Scrolls is, and probably always will be, Bethesda’s crown jewel.

Although the games in the franchise are far from perfect, what they offer in through RPG mechanics, deep lore and massively expansive worlds is pretty much unparalleled.

Although Bethesda are infamous for their games being extremely glitchy, this is an unfortunate side-effect of their games being so ambitiously huge. Even with this problem, The Elder Scrolls always comes out on top.

Practically every single game in the franchise has been received well by increasing numbers of fans, expanding and refining various aspects of the series over time to a point where there hasn't been a particularly "bad" title to its name. This makes it extremely hard to rank these titles overall, as there simply isn't a game that stands out as being the abject worst or best.

Still, here's hoping Bethesda can somehow manage to top my number one pick and make a future sequel that truly makes the most out of what the series is capable of.
Top list this
played oblivion and skyrim and ur analysis is so on point
Career › Re: Kayode Richie-Kay Oliva, EFCC Official Owns Wood Processing/Supplying Company by LZAA: 8:54pm On Feb 17, 2018
ChangeIsCostant:
Despite being a federal government worker, he still sources for other streams of income. A detective at Economic and Financial Crimes Commission EFCC, has got himself trending online after sharing pictures of himself engaging in his other business in order to rake in extra cash.

The EFCC operative, Kayode Richie-Kay Oliva, owns a wood processing/supplying company — which produces, supplies and exports all types of high quality woods/timbres...

According to him, their operating license cuts across all virgin forests in Cross River State, Nigeria, and Ekok which is located between Nigeria/Cameroon border.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/02/efcc-worker-owns-wood-processing-and-supplying-company.html
he voted for change and was given a bag of rice and #1,000 grin grin

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