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Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Air Force Officer Killed In Ghastly Car Accident. Graphic Pics by LZAA: 8:48pm On Feb 17, 2018
haywire07:
No man irrespective of status is immune to death

The comments alone are enough to kill another officer undecided
that na why i dy laff wen dm say most nigerians are educated
majority just go to school
plus the teachers(most of them) are just intrested in salary and extra lesson
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Air Force Officer Killed In Ghastly Car Accident. Graphic Pics by LZAA: 8:46pm On Feb 17, 2018
ItsTutsi:
hydraulic soup clan most have used him for ritual
Fixed grin
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Air Force Officer Killed In Ghastly Car Accident. Graphic Pics by LZAA: 8:45pm On Feb 17, 2018
wale2day:
They should quickly remove the sperm from his testicles to make baby if he does not already children.

RIP! Na car no be jet, u for slow down.

Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 6:55pm On Feb 17, 2018
12submarine:
Not true.
oga a colito can never command a regular forget ty danjuma time o he was padi padi with fulanis dem dt is what i was tryin to tell u bt u tink say i dy diss hausa grin naija military way na im be dis
Politics › Re: A Beautiful And Popular Female Biafran Activist Dies(photo) by LZAA: 6:52pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
Correct. And to visit his Aba refugee a.k.a omenkalives grin
grin grin
Romance › Re: Yoruba Man Rocks Isiagu, Marries His Igbo Bride In Anambra (Photos) by LZAA: 6:44pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
Alariiwo is yet to confess his obsession with Igbo women.
grin grin
Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 6:43pm On Feb 17, 2018
12submarine:
[s][/s]
If you have brain, you will know that most female officers join as professionals (DSSC) and the job of commanding fleets or battalions is strictly for officers in those corps. You cannot take a medical officer to command an infantry or artillery. Did you see it in the report that this woman is an Executive Commission officer? Do you know what that means? Who told you that Generals are interested in commanding battalions. Are you okay? Now, is commanding battalions the most lucrative posting for female officers? As Generals, are they not in charge of their departments?
of course a colito can never command a regular
forget d greedy officers u see oh most regulars rush for prestigious posts ie C.O
Politics › Re: A Beautiful And Popular Female Biafran Activist Dies(photo) by LZAA: 6:40pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
You don't hate Igbo's. You just want to marry an Igbo woman grin
cc lzaa
so that was the reason behind his trip to nnewi? grin grin he just wan complete the equation seeing he has a igbo landlord grin grin
Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 6:17pm On Feb 17, 2018
12submarine:
[s][/s] Here are Generals, are they haboki?
yet none of those women has ever commanded a fleet or battalion grin grin i can bet my last kobo say na medical,education or PR dem dy for armed forces
Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 6:13pm On Feb 17, 2018
Iceberg3:
Nice one.

Buh how come we have never heard of colonel ronke,olajumoke,na so so agege dem dey sell? grin
grin grin
Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2018
12submarine:
I am not a northerner but I don't know why I think this is the most stupid comment I have ever seen. How many northern female officers have you ever seen in the military? I am not saying there is none, but I haven't seen one before. All the female officers I have seen are southerners. And for your information, my house is close to a military base. Here in Lagos also, I reside close to a military barrack. Or don't you want to see a single northerner in any fed job?
what is this one saying undecided

Education › Re: JAMB Uncovers Another N83M Fraud In Kano, Edo, Kogi, Gombe And Plateau States by LZAA: 5:54pm On Feb 17, 2018
Kingwizzy16:
Rocha's erect magube statues and he was impeached
Rochas erect that woman statues she was defeated
Rochas erect zuma statues he resigned



Please rocahs should help mould buhari and erect it
To save us from all these kind of news.







Someone please remind me that lady name
sirleaf johnson grin grin
though i think her second term had elapsed hence she wasn't defeated
Christianity Etc › Re: 'I'm John The Baptist' - Kenyan ‘Prophet’ With 39 Wives by LZAA: 5:42pm On Feb 17, 2018
stane007:
A self-proclaimed Kenyan prophet with 39 wives has claimed he is the reincarnated John the Baptist.

Nabii Yohana married 39 wives who have borne him 103 children and 232 grandchildren.

Nabii Yohana never eats meat and has never shaved since he was born. He also claims to resurrect the dead and plans on launching his Bible.

Three wives of self-proclaimed prophet Nabii Yohana (V) from Nandolia village, Bukembe West Ward Kanduyi Constituency, are deceased yet he says he’s not done.

Nairobian website sde.co.ke reports he said:

“God chooses these wives for me. I have never dated any of them but God brings them to me.”

“And according to God’s word, I’m supposed to marry up to 48 wives so that I don’t commit adultery,” says the man who has never shaved since birth.

Nabii Yohana who is a strict vegetarian has five homes: Six of his wives live in Soi, Lugari Sub County, five in Kimilili, five in Chereng’any, 16 in Kakamega town and four are in Kitale town.

He revealed that his wives cook for him saga, suja (bitter vegetables) and murenda. He doesn’t eat meat.

Originally born Ronald Nakalila Wanyama, Nabii claims that he is the reincarnated John the Baptist.

“I am John the Baptist who was beheaded. I lived as a white man in the US and now Africa where I’ll live for 280 years.

According to the prophecy God gave me, I will die but resurrect and live for another 2,700 years.”

Nabii claims that he is on a mission to:

“Save mankind from corruption, homosexuality and bad governance. I am the way, the truth and the last prophet sent by God.”

But to perform this role, he has revised the current bible because it is outdated.

“My bible will be unveiled on April 23 at my Muungano Church of Holy Spirit for All Nations at Nandolia village in Bungoma,” he said.

“President Uhuru Kenyatta and his deputy William Ruto will be the chief guests during the launch because we want them to give us money for printing many books to be distributed countrywide,” he said.

In an interview with The Nairobian at his home in Bungoma County, Nabii Yohana claims his bible which took him 68 years to author has 93 books: 48 books for Old Testament.

Some of the books include Mfarisayo Wilson, Agnes, Mfarisayo Geoffrey, Benson (II), Peter Petro and Mfarisayo Peter among others.

Nabii’s new bible only has verses unlike the Holy Bible which is divided into chapters.

The self-proclaimed prophet who commands a huge following in Bungoma, Uasin Gishu, Nandi and Kisumu County says churches in Kenya have until April this year to migrate.

The prophet says he will petition the Kenyan government to replace the shilling with his currency called mzawadi and he wants President Uhuru to move Central Bank headquarters to the Kenya-Uganda border at Lwakhakha where his new currency ‘Mzawadi ‘ will be launched.

“The current currency is the source of all ills like corruption, robbery with violence, political assassinations and the spread of HIV /AIDS and it must be abolished for this country to prosper.

The image of President Mzee Jomo Kenyatta on the currency implies that it is his private property,” he told The Nairobian.

Nabii Yohana who also prays for the sick and claims to resurrect the dead, has clients ranging from politicians to top government officials.

“I bring back the dead by jumping over them three times,” he said. To heal the sick, “I step on them and they receive their healing.”

http://lailasnews.com/im-john-baptist-says-kenyan-prophet-39-wives/

lalasticlala
grin grin grin grin
103 grin grin

Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 5:41pm On Feb 17, 2018
Kaldakinn:
Why she cum black so...
But is it your black grin ?
Career › Re: Colonel SJ Dibal, The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion by LZAA: 5:40pm On Feb 17, 2018
Harbdulrasaq:
PHOTO: Colonel SJ Dibal Will Be The Commanding Officer Of First Nigerian All Female Battalion


Lt Colonel SJ Dibal is reportedly the first Executive Commission Officer to be promoted to Lt. Col, she was decorated at the Theater Command in Maiduguri. She’ll be the first Commanding Officer an All Female Battalion in Abuja.



http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/photo-colonel-sj-dibal-will-be.html
SJ DIBAL
hmmmm
even for female side na dem dem
smh
Politics › Re: We Met With President Buhari To Console Him, Not On 2019 - APC Governors by LZAA: 5:38pm On Feb 17, 2018

Celebrities › Re: Roseline Meurer Celebrates King Andre Omodayo's 2nd Birthday by LZAA: 4:54pm On Feb 17, 2018
FlirtyKaren:
Alleged side chick and actress, Rosy Meurer, who was dragged to the center of Tonto Dikeh's marital crisis with Olakunle Churchill which led to the dissolution of their marriage, took to Instagram to wish Tonto Dikeh's son, King Andre Omodayo, a happy birthday.

Rosy Meurer who penned down a heartfelt to the little boy, wrote;

Happy 2nd birthday baby KING Andre Omodayo!! You are indeed a special child formed by Gods hands, dreamed up by his heart and placed in this world for a purpose. I pray that God blesses you with all the happiness in this universe. May you prosper and shine everywhere you go! There shall be showers of blessings on you followed by a heavy downpour of Gods love. May Gods light be your companion and his love be your constant guide. Wish you good health and long life baby. You are loved and will forever be a special rare gem. Love from Auntie Rosy #king#Andre#omodayo#specialchild #raregem#blessed#Godsown#birthdayboy#daddyscopyandpaste#2yearsold#grace#februarybabies#aquariansrule#everythingrosy#rosykisses#QueenOfAllQueens

http://lailasnews.com/actress-rosy-meurer-wishes-tonto-dikehs-son-happy-birthday/
all i wanna say is welcome back to my bro and friend NwaAmaikpe
Gaming › Re: Top Ten Psx/ps One Games by LZAA(op): 4:48pm On Feb 17, 2018
bloodmoneyspita:
no winning eleven or pro evolution soccer.
undecided
its dia na
Celebrities › Re: I Miss Good Sex – Moyo Lawal by LZAA: 4:45pm On Feb 17, 2018
SemzyNizzle:
Moyo Lawal recounted what she lacks now, when asked to pick one out of a variety of men with different endowments.

Nollywood actress, Moyo Lawal, who was in the news recently after spotted in a nude like photoshoot, a report she debunked with photos which showed she didn’t post nude, is back again with a blunt statement.

Moyo Lawal who recounted what she lacks now when asked to pick one out of a variety of men with different endowments, said she will be picking good sex over a man with money.

“It would be really sensible picking a man with money, but I’d rather go for what I lack right now, which is good sex” she said.

Recall that Moyo Lawal claimed that her naked photos that were circulated over the internet are just an illusion of the actual photos, in which she had something on but no one could see.

Moyo Lawal released a statement and it reads thus:

I was not Nude Ya all need to chill especially the hypocrites that I see in bikinis all the time ……..….


http://gistwriter.com/i-miss-good-sex-moyo-lawal/
when na ur papa mate dy drill ya hw e wan take good na grin
come streets meet gees na u go run after drilling
ur face tho undecided
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma Declares His Intention To Become President Of Nigeria In Future by LZAA: 4:40pm On Feb 17, 2018
Harbdulrasaq:
It’s no longer considered a big deal to see entertainers get involved in politics and get appointed into political office.

There are many examples of celebs who have become politicians. Some of them include Desmond Elliot, Richard Mofe Damijo, Okey Bakassi and others.


There are some who have even declared their intention to run for office and not wait to be appointed. Popular Fuji musician Pasuma recently took to his Instagram page to share his desire to become president of Nigeria in future. He said he wants to be in office so he can erase poverty once and for all.

As expected, some of his fans have already started showing their support. But others aren’t so sure about his plan. One Tayodesilver even wrote that:





http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/pasuma-declares-his-intention-to-become.html
but he is already president na
...of the owo mi da boys of the soup clan grin grin
Romance › Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by LZAA: 4:33pm On Feb 17, 2018
Arondizuogu:
Shut the hell up mister.. a federal cou4t ruled that Trump's executive order won't take place. The US Constitution clearly states that all human being have the right to pursue happiness. So Trumpity lost!! Even his secretary of Defense didn't defend the law... lol.
lol of course he won't publicly
Americans dont joke with their defense
trust me when i tell ya u will never see a tranny combatant
Romance › Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by LZAA: 3:59pm On Feb 17, 2018
Shankieboy:
I'm a devoted christian. I believe in Jesus And his teachings. But what I don't seem to understand is Why he hasn't changed my Sexuality. I've prayed. Threatened to harm myself, believing he'll heal me from homosexuality. But all to to no avail.

I've fasted. 5 days dry. I've been celibate for years but I still find myself attracted to members of my gender.

I'm very close to self hate because I feel disgusted with myself. I've tried to be straight. had several girlfriends but I don't seem to be sexually attracted to them. It just doesn't work.

What do I do? Please, help me. I need a miracle. I need an intervention. Else, I'll wallow in depression.

Insults are welcomed.
another fairytale in *surprise surprise* romance section grin
back to the fairytale op hve u wondered why trannys are banned from the army in the states?u know the liberal states?
cuz the behaviour is not normal.
most homos are victims of child abuse(sexual) or straight pervs.
homo was,is and shall continue to be abnormal.
how person fit get sexual relations with im fellow man instead of better kitten is beyond me
Celebrities › Re: Mompha Buys N150m Roll Royce 2018, Shades Hushpuppi (Photos) by LZAA: 3:01pm On Feb 17, 2018
Bhelamblog:
To show that him and the Instagram Star are not Boiling in the same Level, Hushpuppi's former best friend turned Enemy Mompha just added a solid N150million Roll Royce Machine 2018 into his garage..
And to make the announcement on IG he has to making a sounding warning to differentiate him and Hush, Calling him and Broke a** and Borrow pose as he showed off the receipt..
See below!
News From Ebiwali--

https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/02/pose-malaysia-bigboy-mompha-buys-150m.html?m=1
o ye bloggers
pls try and proofread before releasing articles
on the topic which works dem these homies dy do for malay?
just curious
Politics › Re: Balarabe Musa Goes Against The North, Drums Support For Igbo Presidency In 2019 by LZAA: 2:53pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
No wahala. He can continue his sai babarism while on exile grin grin
cc lzaa
he's being taken care of as we speak grin
Politics › Re: My Message To Igbos Over The New Language Law In Lagos by LZAA: 2:52pm On Feb 17, 2018
chibuzorAbia:
Mark my words we are just starting. ...you must change your names to Yoruba name or return to your jungle in the Yeast.
Yet ur moniker is ChibuzorAbia grin grin
is ur landlord from Nnewi as well?
Politics › Re: My Message To Igbos Over The New Language Law In Lagos by LZAA: 2:50pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
grin grin support one Nigeria and desist from tribalism cheesy
cc lzaa
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo: I Will Commit Suicide By Hanging If Nigeria Loses Hope by LZAA: 2:50pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
better OBJ than Tinubu and his brigade of dullardz
cc lzaa
grin

Politics › Re: Balarabe Musa Goes Against The North, Drums Support For Igbo Presidency In 2019 by LZAA: 1:07pm On Feb 17, 2018
imhotep:
Aba refugee. Do you miss the herdsmen visitors of Benue ? grin
cc lzaa sarrki amarabae sekxyqueen ngeneukwenu
grin grin he was at nnewi but returned to aba yesterday grin
Properties › Re: Awka, Eagles Hill And Ngozika Extension-photos by LZAA: 11:34am On Feb 17, 2018
Alariiwo:
Trashy!

Upon all the billionaires in the state, they can't tar roads. See red mud everywhere.
grin grin grin

Career › Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by LZAA: 2:05am On Feb 17, 2018
luri:
DESIGNED! from scratch...
omo there is a difference between designing and assembling something 90% if not all of that gadget's parts will be imported why so u ask? well almost all the industries in nigeria are either dead or dying i mean we import fuel ffs
Career › Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by LZAA: 11:37pm On Feb 16, 2018
PoliticalChinex:
Afonjas will not like this news.......Their women are more good in bleaching their skins than in science!

Career › Re: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV by LZAA: 10:38pm On Feb 16, 2018
CeoNewshelm:
PHOTOS: Ofodile Nkemdilim, The Only Female Air Force Team That Designed Tsaigumi UAV

Meet Flight Lieutenant Ofodile Nkemdilim of the Nigerian Air Force.



She is the only female in the team of NAF's aerospace engineers who designed the Tsaigumi UAV, Nigeria's first indigenous operational remotely piloted aircraft commissioned by President Buhari on Thursday, February 15



http://www.newshelmng.com/2018/02/photos-ofodile-nkemdilim-only-female.html
designed or assembled?
we need to move with the times
amazon's owner just built a sphere like structure ffs

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