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Sports › Re: UCL: Football Fans Fume At What Neymar Did After Madrid's Win by LZAA: 2:58pm On Feb 15, 2018
iphanyi10:
common!!!cut the boy some slack please!!

if he was laughing and shaking everyone's hand, it's these same people that will crucify him saying he lacks passion and remorse for the loss.

personally, i don't like neymar's personality, i think he is selfish, proud and arrogant. if he had played with the team last night, the result would have probably been different.

but take nothing away from neymar, he is pure class, super talented and ambitious. who wouldnt want a neymar in his team.

i understand that he was disappointed and unhappy but the least he should have done, was appauld the travelling fans for the support.

anyway, it's not done and dusted yet, there is still a second leg, he can still redeem himself.
o boy die daf tin
ds match dn finish
modric ran psg ragged ystaday and if u dy watch ligue 1 wella u go sabi say ds psg no dy turn up wen dm dy trail
Sports › Re: UCL: Football Fans Fume At What Neymar Did After Madrid's Win by LZAA: 2:49pm On Feb 15, 2018
Sunexy:
No mind humans and Nigerians...neymar isn't the first to do this and he won't be the last...ronaldo and our messi have both done this Wen good result doesn't come...it happens...the guy sef na human being
funny enough its d english press raising dust
about it
same english press dat pays for stories and set up players and managers
grin
Sports › Re: UCL: Football Fans Fume At What Neymar Did After Madrid's Win by LZAA: 2:48pm On Feb 15, 2018
SONofnezzar:
You can never compare Ligue1 to the Ucl

Unai emery got that wrong....Taking cavani off when u know he's a bully to those Madrid defenders

Mbappe wasted a lot of chances last night and as for Neymar...He should start performing in big games unless Madrid might look elsewhere in search of a replacement for Ronaldo

If na England em do nonsense...All those F.A for don sanction am
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos From Florida High School Shooting That Killed 17 And Injured 50 More by LZAA: 2:34pm On Feb 15, 2018
Evablizin:
embarassed


Jesus. The guy is totally mad,after charging him to court,they should execute him by electric chair.

RIP THEM.
erm very few states if any use the chair anymore grin
nowadays injection sure pass
Romance › Re: Yoruba Man Rocks Isiagu, Marries His Igbo Bride In Anambra (Photos) by LZAA: 12:53pm On Feb 15, 2018
ariesbull:
Marrying an Igbo lady is a very big achievement is yoruba land....
Marrying a yoruba woman in igbo land is a very big let down ...


Different kettle of fish

Why do IGBO Men prefer their women and South South ladies only

Why Why Why
common sense bro
would u marry someone who invest much time in jewelry,owambe,plays outside runs and leaves a MARRIAGE like its a relationship??
not to mention dia other flaws
u can never see or hear a nwa afo create a thread like this
na mostly dem dy do am
gen ike nwachukwu and rochas mama na hausa yet no igbo person has ever shouted it to the rooftops
soup clan hve esteem issues grin
Romance › Re: Yoruba Man Rocks Isiagu, Marries His Igbo Bride In Anambra (Photos) by LZAA: 11:25am On Feb 15, 2018
SonyObsessed:
Taiye might have just showed some Igbo guys how to rock the IsiAgu traditional attire and own it. The groom stormed Nnokwa in Idemili South Local Government, Anambra to marry his bride Linda.

The couple met online on MySpace and have been dating ever since. After the Igbankwu in Anambra, the couple came all the way to Lagos and did their Yoruba traditional wedding at the Eko Hotels and Suites, Lagos.

Photography by Kreamagazine(c)

More Photos: http://www.weddings.ng/blog/yoruba-man-rocks-isiagu-marries-his-igbo-bride-in-anambra-photos
chaaaai imhotep na prophet ooo
yoruba man get igbo landlord igbo wife grin
Business › Re: United Kingdom Now Accepts Naira For Payments by LZAA: 10:26am On Feb 15, 2018
simonlee:
its a welcome development... trust Nigerians to use this as a reason to import more from the UK (as we no get sense reach).
Meanwhile some *Igbos* will jump at this news and yet criticize the shit out of the present situation of this country! lipsrsealed
forza goblins grin

Business › Re: United Kingdom Now Accepts Naira For Payments by LZAA: 10:23am On Feb 15, 2018
Okoroawusa:
British Government on Feb. 9, through its
export credit agency, UK Export Finance
(UKEF), said it would accept naira payments
from Nigerian business owners trading with
the UK.



https://www.google.com.ng/amp/mobile.reuters.com/article/amp/idUSKBN1FT2AU

Car Talk › Re: Motorsport Raceway: The First And Only Car Race Track In Nigeria (Photos) by LZAA: 10:07am On Feb 15, 2018
autojosh:
Yes. Nigeria now has a car race track.

The MotorSport Raceway, Evbuobanosa (MRE) is Nigeria’s pioneer race track. The location offers automobile-race enthusiasts an opportunity to demonstrate their passion for competitive car racing. Sitting gallantly on 130 acres of land, the MRE is strategically located in the very serene vicinity of Evbuobanosa – a town just 20 minutes drive from Benin-city, along the Benin – Asaba Highway – this location grants easy access from Benin, Delta State, and many other parts of the country.

The car-race track caters not only for car racing but also for superbike and sundry racing competition.

MotorSport Raceway, Evbuobanosa (MRE) is a total package. The MRE boasts of a full-service Tyre Center, Fuel Station with self-service pumps, a state of the art clubhouse with observation deck, restaurant with available catering, beautiful swimming pool, day garages and gift shop help to fulfill the needs of all customers utilizing the facility.

The track itself can be run in a clockwise or anti-clockwise direction. A total of 11 bends make the 2.3 KM race track truly memorable.

Besides car-racing, other events are hosted at this venue. They include Stunt bike Show, Roller Skating, Superbike race, Bike Drag Race, Speed cycling, health and Fitness run, Pageant, etc.

MotorSport Raceway, Evbuobanosa (MRE) is a private sector initiative.

Now, isn’t this the sort of projects government should encourage?

https://autojosh.com/behold-nigerias-premier-motorsport-facility/
rally track and dirtbike track
issa pity we no too get F1 fans(i mean real fans no be the ones wy still dy call schumi and only know hamilton grin)
one f1 race in nigeria will generate mad publicity and revenue.
sidenote:my friend raced in this track
Romance › Re: Masturbation: Good Or Bad? Nigerians React (Video) by LZAA: 2:22am On Feb 15, 2018
biacan:
Studies has shown that men can't do without masturbation most men masturbate 3-4 times daily....some masturbate to the point where the semen is no longer coming out and they see no wrongs in it....70% of broken marriages are been caused by masturbation coolmaking men impotent.....funny thing they'll still blame their wives for not been able to get pregnant when they are the cause of their problems.......masturbators are mostly depressed,jobless and always lustful





Please today is Valentine and the only way I can profess my love to you guys is by the above...... hope it helps do have a wonderful celebration cool

Happy Valentine wink
first of either u are trolling or ignorant
masturbation makes a man impotent?? wow wia did u get this one?ur pastor
so say two doctors get married and his wife goes to a seminar outta town and doc misses his wife and masturbates,is doc jobless or depressed?
and finally its very rare to find a full grown man who masturbates up to 3 times in a day cuz men even those seeking employment heck even woman wrappers have other things occupying their minds
its a pity naija is a conservative country if not silly myths like this would not have spread like this
to all the young ins in the hauz pls it is perfectly normal to relieve urself sexually every once in a while.it does not mean u are under a spell or anytin
heck girls bleed wen d egg is unfertilized.since men don't bleed masturbation is their relief
QED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Paris Saint Germain (3 - 1) On 14th February 2018 by LZAA: 2:12am On Feb 15, 2018
JAMESOJAY:
HOW MUCH IS INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT IN NIGERIA 2018 ? ( COST & RENEWAL )

32 PAGES: The 32 pages type can be for different categories of people, with different charges. Price listed below

a. MINOR – A day old – 17 years #12,500
b. ADULT – 18 years – 59 years #19,500
c. ELDERLY 60 years and above #12,500
64 PAGES :– The official fee for 64 Pages is #24,500 for all category of applicants.

The Nigerian Immigration is collecting 30 thousand why?
grin grin
omo na naija we dy
Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke: "Jesus Is My Val, My Butt Getting Bigger" by LZAA: 10:42pm On Feb 14, 2018
8Ebisco:
Today is surely Valentine’s Day, and Nollywood actress Daniella Okeke is not an exception to celebrating.

In what looks like a sad post though, because many are going out with who they love or writes a very emotional and loved filled message for their partner, Daniella’s case is different.

The curvaceous beauty shared some red hot photos to celebrate Valentine’s Day, and captioned it; “Abegi Jesus is my Val.”

From her post it can be said the actress is ‘single’ as she opted to make Jesus her Val.

Daniella Okeke is a Nigerian actress. In 2013, she starred as ‘Joke’ in Lagos Cougars, a role that earned her the Best Actress in a Leading Role nomination at both the 10th Africa Movie Academy Awards and 2014 Nigeria Entertainment Awards.

She is also a lover of luxury cars

http://www.mcebisco.com.ng/2018/02/daniella-okeke-jesus-is-my-val.html
undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Paris Saint Germain (3 - 1) On 14th February 2018 by LZAA: 10:32pm On Feb 14, 2018
faorex:
Are you guys sure this match is not fixed?
grin grin grin
Crime › Re: Soldiers Kill Vigilante Man In Edo, Free Robber Herdsmen by LZAA: 10:00pm On Feb 14, 2018
Islie:
-it was a mistake, Army





http://thenationonlineng.net/soldiers-kill-local-vigilante-man-frees-robber-herdsmen/
ahhhhhh
mistake kwa?
hmmm keep doing ursef o ndi change
u think u are doing us?
Politics › FFK Blasts African Leaders On Twitter by LZAA(op): 9:25pm On Feb 14, 2018
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: Real Madrid Vs Paris Saint Germain (3 - 1) On 14th February 2018 by LZAA: 9:20pm On Feb 14, 2018
grin grin grin match still dy sha
NYSC › Re: Enugu State Increases Corpers Allowance To N30,000 & N20,000 For Doctors, Others by LZAA: 6:30pm On Feb 14, 2018
12submarine:
Really? You guys must always look for ways to defend nonsense. Are you people not ashame of living in self delusion? Yes, it is not compulsory for states to pay corpers, why are ragtags making a whole lot of noise when a thread was created sometimes back about states with the highest corpers allowance? What are some of your brothers commending Enugu state government for even though it pays almost nothing as compared to some states? Are corpers from the east not complaining of low state allowances in other states even when their own states pay next to nothing? Or are you telling me that Lagos that pays doctors almost 100k is not aware of this rule?
Lagis is home to the only operational ports in naija
home to almost all embassies
the most populated state
do u see where this is going
not to mention the former capital
what is funny is dat d former western region capital was IBADAN not lagos
so lagos has advantages other states don't
its like comparing alabama to california ffs
Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets With Oyegun, APC leaders In Abuja by LZAA: 6:16pm On Feb 14, 2018
imhotep:
^^ This one is still recycling zombie talking points
cc lzaa

Celebrities › Re: Actress Rosaline Meurer Celebrates Valentine With Cleavage Photo by LZAA: 5:30pm On Feb 14, 2018
GistMore:
GistMore.com
She caption;


https://www.instagram.com/p/BfLKl3LA5tS/?hl=en
well me i sha appreciate her truthful nature she has shown us that olympus has fallen grin
Politics › Re: Yoruba Developed Aba-through Awolowo Fact!! by LZAA: 5:23pm On Feb 14, 2018
imhotep:
bigger version cheesy
grin grin
Politics › Re: Yoruba Developed Aba-through Awolowo Fact!! by LZAA: 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2018
imhotep:
LMAO cheesy cheesy

cc lzaa
grin grin grin yet goblins held up this grin

Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets With Oyegun, APC leaders In Abuja by LZAA: 4:43pm On Feb 14, 2018
imhotep:
Look at them: m0rons behind A-P-Cheat grin grin
grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets With Oyegun, APC leaders In Abuja by LZAA: 4:42pm On Feb 14, 2018
IkpuNnu:
[s][/s]

The way ipob yoots are crying over Tinubu....make dem no carry out mass suicide before 2019/. grin grin
grin grin

Politics › Re: Tinubu Meets With Oyegun, APC leaders In Abuja by LZAA: 4:37pm On Feb 14, 2018
bgossipnaija:
Bola Tinubu, national leader of the All Progressives Congress (APC), is currently holding a meeting with John Oyegun, APC chairman, and members of the party’s national working committee (NWC) at the headquarters of the ruling party in Abuja.

Naijanewspapers understands that the top on the agenda of the meeting is the task which President Muhammadu Buhari gave to Tinubu.

Last week, the president appointed Tinubu to reconcile aggrieved members of the APC.

When he visited the president on Tuesday, the APC leader said Buhari had given him the freedom to go about the reconciliation in a manner he considers appropriate.

http://www.naijanewspapers.com.ng/2018/02/tinubu-oyegun-other-apc-leaders.html

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suffersticated ewedu politics wee never cease to amaze
imhotep what is your take on this grin
Sports › Re: Fortuna Sittard Relief Sunday Oliseh Of His Duty "Over Abysmal Action' by LZAA: 3:55pm On Feb 14, 2018
Leonbonapart:
At the ret"rd above me, is that all you could come up with? really?

Best of luck for the future Sunday Oliseh...they were like cv for you, more management jobs on queque
why is he slow?
is it not what pinnick was calling him when he hadn't done jack
even proper hardmen like souness and keane knew they had to calm down wen they became managers and were successful because of it.
oliseh is a clown who feels entitled to top jobs but is not willing to put in the work
Sports › Re: Fortuna Sittard Relief Sunday Oliseh Of His Duty "Over Abysmal Action' by LZAA: 3:51pm On Feb 14, 2018
cheapgoal:
Dutch second-tier club, Fortuna Sittard have confirmed the sacking of former Super Eagles coach Sunday Olisdeh

It was reported that despite the fact that Oliseh did well in terms of results on the pitch, his man management abilities were abysmal; prompting to series of grinding that the club attempted everything they could to intercede.

The statement from the club peruses: "Fortuna Sittard immediately puts his coach Sunday Oliseh on non-active.


Source:

http://cheapgoals.com/fortuna-sittard-relief-sunday-oliseh-of-his-duty-over-abysmal-action/
RIP English on the thread title
meanwhile why a compound clown like oliseh is called naija guardiola when he hasn't won jack is beyond me
just as gary neville proved a great pundit is usually a woeful manager
Politics › Re: How Nairaland's Akinphysicist, Lobbied Ambode To Make Yoruba Compulsory by LZAA: 12:06pm On Feb 14, 2018
Pigsandidiots:
How does where i stay border you. Tell me what is attractive that can make me go there. Or sorry, seems it looks like london, newyork. Hehehehe. Abeg, no make me laugh too much.
but but na afonjas carry one naija pass for head grin grin
Education › Re: LAUTECH Lecturer Tells Students To Raise Up Their Hands As Punishment by LZAA: 12:05pm On Feb 14, 2018
imhotep:
were they speaking Yoruba in class ? grin grin
cc lzaa
grin grin

Politics › Re: How Nairaland's Akinphysicist, Lobbied Ambode To Make Yoruba Compulsory by LZAA: 11:31am On Feb 14, 2018
Pigsandidiots:
You mean travel to east? grin grin
u cant be screaming one nigeria nd just stay in ur hauz na grin
Politics › Re: Northern Groups Demand Emergency Rule In States. by LZAA: 11:29am On Feb 14, 2018
imhotep:
Please support sai baba. APC till the year 3000. Don't forget to blame GEJ.
cc lzaa
grin grin
Politics › Re: How Nairaland's Akinphysicist, Lobbied Ambode To Make Yoruba Compulsory by LZAA: 10:31am On Feb 14, 2018
Pigsandidiots:
Hehehe, And we cannot stay there and do our business. Ipob statistic is great i swear...
grin grin
and who says they don't do business there grin
u really need to to travel young mn
Politics › Re: How Nairaland's Akinphysicist, Lobbied Ambode To Make Yoruba Compulsory by LZAA: 9:59am On Feb 14, 2018
Pigsandidiots:
[s][/s]Open the port first and stop ranting. None of your so called cities you mention can compete with abeokuta, ibadan, ota. So open the port first. Thanks
abeokuta-rustic city
ibadan-brown roof republic filled with relics
ota-seriously??
now
owerri-capital of imo and education towns
enugu-enuff said
awka-business hub and anambra capital
how can u even compare the two?
its true what they say sha
hate and envy clouds reasoning grin

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