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badoolee:
yes

Badooleeeeeeeee..are you sure?

Chiadanin:
Aw. Forgot 2 ask how ur day went.

Whats the matter darling? Flu? Cold? Love sick? . Mwah.

What can I get ya? Warm blanky? Chicken soup? Acetaminophen? Name it and I am on it.

Well....off to another fabulous day. Good day 2u. ♥ xo.

Cold..feeling much more better today. Have a nice day 2nd of hanukkah..*muah*

badoolee:
somwhere on EARTH

Of-course..where woud you have been before

So will you say Yes or No @Op?

HARDDON:
Is the bolded supposed to be a compliment? Or a ploy to score cheap points just like #3 spelt out? Smh

As for d other paragragh, any guy that pops up to pay some bills for an unknown stranger is a douchebag ! God! Is there no better thing to spend money on? Even yahoo boys know better.

As for d lift, u just had to it coy it didnt u?
U stand at a junction with ur puppy eyes pleading as d sun n rain blaze down on u, we had pity n lift u, now u twist it to read we 'trying our luck?' How twisted can u get?

Most times, we even ignore ur presence in d ride, but u wouldn't just let go, u wano pop up whack convo when we trying to think sm biz,then u r 10mins away from ur junction, u inform us ,to prod us to ask for d number, if we don't, u just pick our phone n dail.......thinking to hold us down.

Soon we would stop lifting ur razz a33e3

Can I buy you a drink pls!..damn this sh*t is good

owolawitola:
No. It didnt. Cause most of the time, that was never their aim. Besides stalking me every time i leave the gate is not what potential friends do. It has 'woo' written all over it. There is a way someone will approach u and u'll know its just friendship. Av taken chances with these kinda guys. Next thing they r sendin 'the minute i saw u, i just fell for u. You are my diamond'. Mschew.

Bwahahahahahaha....babe! any guy that use this type of line for you, give him a dirty slap

My type of wooing line is this...'the minute I saw u, I just want to fvck u'

Diamond kor diamond ni.

badoolee:
Based on wordly facts,we go want ested and trusted
Based on I wan enta heaven,and the bible,I wee flee from any guy dat wants premarital sex


But its not easy sha

Badooleeeeeee!!

Where have you been na?

portaableg:
Two can play the game......

Exactly what I thought

dovelike:
You wan spoil me

Noooo

Chiadanin:
Hunny!!!. You jinxed me day. It was ruff.

Happy chanukkah. You got a mennorah? I got one of them fancy candle-less ones that light up on their own. U gon spin the dreadle?

No menorah..have been sick since yesterday..gettin beter now!

Sorry about your day

Someone is having trust issues..

Two bottles of Alomo will do the magic..

tobechi20:
so says a professor of doctrine

Am not a prof. Any problem?

retalee3:
yes i can. celibacy going on 4years now and still counting. to me its not about not doing it but finding someone i can love and trust. cos i just cant imagine sampling.

Are you only 4years old?.. , which kind of lie is this..so that means you had sex before you started your so called 4years celibacy.

*Observing*

Chiadanin:
Uh huh. Monkey business. That better not be yours that ur showing.

, but


Ok well. Just wanted to say good morning to u babe before I carry on with my day.

Stay out of trouble, dont do nothing I wouldnt do.

Of-course Not mine O my dear,lol..only you is entitle to mine

Thanks..today the feast of Hanukkah begins, will be spending it indoor..no trouble!

Have a nice and stress-free day..xoxo!

dovelike:
Don't worry.I now understand what it means

Hehehe...

portaableg:
perfect guy ,however i have to see the size.

Does he get to explore the dept of yours too?

dovelike:
But I don't have one

I didnt ask you to show me any..i wanted to show you an example of a joystick

dovelike:
Example of joystick?

Unhun!

dovelike:
Ive not done that b4
You know,it took me awhile to know the meaning of 'joystick'

Will you like me show you an example of one?

motherlode:
like but fornication is a sin

Is that wat she says initially? ...mirexxx said " buh sex is fornication and is a sin"..does that sound correct to you?...that is why I said she should re-phrase it in a proper context

Confirm it here: https://www.nairaland.com/2046284/ladies-date-guy-wont-sex/2

Am not scared of dem


At least their doctrines are 75% true

princefunmi:
Omo meeeen!!!

I dey trip! We don hear am with this our girls ooooo!

Chei!!

Adeyteyu ma guy!

Whatever happens to [size=14pt]Otapyapya[/size] in her 5ive Alive.

okirewaju:
I agree with you she had her career in place then. But she got married, gave birth to her kids before launching out this new version of her in congo today, in UK tommorrow.

Infact we can argue today till tommorrow but that's where our individuality comes in. What rocks your boat might sink mine

Exactly,individuality goes a long way here..but in most successful lifestyle cases, career must be nurtured before family.

okirewaju:
I don't think so, I would fare better when I know that aspect of my life has been settled and we will all grow together.

There are some women that have combined the 2 effectively at a go ( career and family)

Let me use Omotola as an example, she got married, gave birth to her kids(yes, she was doing a few jobs then but not like now that she is travelling around the world working) and now she is a busy working woman( hope you get what I'm trying to pass across)

Its either you face family first before career or career before family or both.

I totally get you...but using Omotola as an example, she got her career already in place before she got married. She was still a virgin when she got married to her hubby...to tell you how focused she was building her career. No one will be that successful putting marriage first. What she now does is balance career and marital life. So what am I saying?...having a career life before marriage guarantees a 90% successful marriage.

tosyne2much:
As 4me, nothing will ever stop me from losing my virginity (not even at gun point)

Just here to read comments of the like minded ladies

** observing their comments from a coconut tree **

Coconut tree observation tight die..coz you see everything clearly *in Rafiki's voice*

mirexxx:
Buh sex is fornication which is a sin.

Can you re-phrase that properly pls?

ssheryl:
Hahaaaa... Phone a friend I already phoned them... We had a quick conference call... We even dry fasted and prayed over it... And voted... So yes that's DEFINATLY my final... Unless you have other suggestions

*still in Frank's Voice*..Ok..computer final answer..ssheryl,if you had chosen No...you would have been......























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Lets go for a short commercial break!

ssheryl:
Seriously though.., it does happen... I mean "the hit n quit bish" by ladies... I happens more often than you'd like to admit...

Hmm..am seeing hearing reading things

ssheryl:
"Should I tell him?" Naaaah "le'me spare him, I'll tell him exactly what he wants to hear"

YES I WOULD DATE SUCH A MAN

*In Frank Edoho's voice*..is that your final answer?..you can still fone a friend you know

ssheryl:
A gal can dream... Haha...

Me I do wake em up for da real fun

ssheryl:
"Honey" you can't handle what I have to say....

*gently whispers to her ear*...try me