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An2elect2:
You know when i was an unbeliever i hated going to church cos i didn't see anything worthwhile in it. Church was dry for me, i was still the same, no change and those phony Christians made it harder... [b]But God found me [/b]not in the church but outside the church!
I wasnt seeking God but He sought me out Himself.
I didn't believe Him but He caused me to believe Him.
I didn't even love God( secretely hated Him) but He loved me to love Him back.

It is the same today as it was of old God is after the Sinners not the righteous church goers who are lost anyway. He is after those who are not even seeking for Him and when He finds them He declares them to be His own people.

Church goers you ain't Christians. You are playing Christian. You have created your own god that you 'worship' once every week. Hypocrisy is your religion. You think God will wink at this? not! So many of you will be surprised that day!

It is because of you that the sheep of God are scattered all over, running from your deception. You have chased them from your midst with all your blasphemies. Ah! you will be shocked on that day! Vengeance belongs to our God!

Which of the God found you the 3 in 1 or the 1 in 3?

ideology:
Kikijikikikiki, no wahala,
I don't think she has seen it though

I know say she go like am if she see am

ideology:
Pele hehheheee

I will pardon u bcoz ur nails fine and mizjules like dem

ideology:

Take ya time O ..

Na who be that wey dey advertise im fingernails for my thread without paying for Advert booking?

Long toryy short ...get your MONEY smelling all over her..and she is yours in no time.

Opposite sex

I will sample the body to know how it feels to have punny..

xtervaganza:
find comfort in the arms of an ashewo and find her week point




Then you can f*ck for free all days of your life

Where is my le boo boo @ Chiadanin? The parry is started...the Nairaland Couples' Competition (NCC) 2014 ➜ ➜ ➜

*Catches seat for her*...hey hey..you there that seat has been occupied

Chiadanin:
I saved ya some egg nog and ginger bread cookie.

That official stuff betta be a surprise candle lite romantic dinner with rose petals and bottle of moscato.

Ulala..just the way I like it

#i promise is gonna be a moment for two of us..just the two of us baby

What is the meaning of this again?

Op,This is an eye opener,in case u eventually get another girl..next time get a huge d*ldo and keep, if you get tired after three rounds and she wants to continue give her the d*ldo to kill herself with it.

*sips chilled zobo*

Ok na only im body him dey press against you sef..you get luck say him no tell you to comot cloth before im barb you ..

Samwell247:
ah brother this one is death sentence oh....

*in king Julian's voice*..Now you are thinking romantically

...those that would fall victim still dont get it..

@Op, dont give up on her just yet O ah!.

You are going to ask her out on a date..to any closest eatery around you,i know she will definitely agree on that...tell her to place her orders..while the waiter go get the food and drinks she might order..quickly call him back and give some wrapped powder([size=14pt]Otapyapya[/size]) in a piece of paper, tell him is ur girls convulsion drugs he should put ALL in her drink, reasons coz she does not like taking her drugs.

When the waiter comes back eat and make a toast with her.

Thank me later ..courtesy #TeamAmNotRomantic

kristina1:
Yes,they might be sexy but am also scared if they lose their temper

Then dont make them loose their temper

Problem solve..

Shadowgwalker and VickyyB...are crushing on their weirdness..dont just burn the house sha!

Missmossy:
I love guys who are overly amusing

..

90% of Naija girls cant differentiate between being RUDE and PLAYING HARD TO GET

So irritating

Rilwayne001:
Sorry bros, i don cross my boundary


Have a nice day

Shalom bro!

Rilwayne001:
[b]But you do attend church, is'nt it? tell us your church [/b]
Indeed

And why are you so interested in my believe all of a sudden?

I can even walk into a masjid to say my prayers that is if the muslim ummas wont call out fatwa on my butt for praying to a God different than theirs' in the mosque...so what am I saying?..a church is a spiritual body. It does not really matter where I observe it.

Rilwayne001:
Good, bros i just dey observe this hebrew language, much more like arabic..

Are you a messianic jew?

Yea! You almost got me all figured out but am not religious .so am not incline at the Messainic Jews doctrine. Coz I dont believe in religion but God.

And for the language, Hebrew and Arabic are like cousin languages. Both semitic languages are very similar infact Aramaic is even written and sounds almost like Arabic but have more similarity in vocal speech and rendering to hebrew than Arabic.

Rilwayne001:
Bros

How far?

Chiadanin:
I am going to a christmass party in 2.5 hrs. Wish ya can join me lover.

Its ok tho. I will dreaming of you. Xoxo

Ayt!..have loads of fun...would love to come but have some official duty to take care of..*kisses dear*

Sighs!

*cleans face snuffs and work away*

Except for the fact that u would love to fvck ur neighbour's son..i see no reason to involve Nlers

lastmessenger:
Ok.Lets go to the synagogue and read the scrolls.

Ayt..my pleasure

Chiadanin:
Spent it missing ur crazy azz.

..anytin 4u baby

Chiadanin:
Oh you mean them........

Where do I begin.

Your sex-y as hell-- hashtag wink.
You got a cool swagger that makes me swoon
You handle your biness with style
You put it down like theres no tommorrow.
You r the baddest mother for chatting up a crazy chick like me.

And that folks is not all she wrote.


To mamin- with love; from your #1 fan
Cheers

Mmmm! What more can I say..@Op ya'l have heard it all

This thread should be close.

Chiadanin:
Good morn lover. U mean u didnt get enuff last nite ?

Awww..how can I get enof of you..when your love is always renewed in my hrt..*blows a morning kiss*

How waz ya nite?

No.1 Hour glass first..then no.2 the facial composition...other features can now follow