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RomanceRe: What Physical Features in Women Turn You Off? by macalurs(m): 2:32am On Mar 28, 2007
bow legs turn me on.

Flat asses- ugh.

That stench- omg

Too much make up-- grr back-off girl

Long nails-- nope! get away from me

bad choice of lipstick-- I sure as hell aint kissing you.

Weeve-ons gone awry-- you look like a turkey
RomanceRe: Safer To Marry: Virgin Or Disvirgined? by macalurs(m): 2:11am On Mar 27, 2007
ltunde:
for me i pre_fear to married a vergin ladis than disvigin becouse i believe in vingin. i'm too looking for flowering girl. please. if you are virgin please call this phone no 08054536358 luqman
hahahahahahah

do my ribs hurt, or do they just hurt?
Christianity EtcRe: Depressed: Our Praise Team At Church Is Lukewarm by macalurs(m): 3:28am On Mar 26, 2007
Ask yourself what you want.

What causes depression most of the time is when the subconscious mind is going through conflicting information, most of the time unknown to the thinker. When one realizes, the depression disappears.

Think, remind yourself what matters most. You'll make it, stay focused.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastors Children Often Embrace Cultism, Prostitution, Etc? by macalurs(m): 11:32pm On Mar 23, 2007
It's really sobbering to notice your longing to feel important. You as well as many others feel this "burden"-- self inflicted, I might add-- to wittness your gospel, as mindlessly as possible. I will not stand before your god's court-- despite your ernest wish-- and he will not play any video tape of this message I'm typing you right now. He cannot and will not do anything, simply because he doesn't exist. If you wish we have an intelligible discourse, carefully and systematically read reply my last message to you, then we have some base.

If you don't care, you can ramble on about how you idol will judge me, and I'll continue to tell you she he doesn't exist.

P.S stop using caps like a slowpoke.
Christianity EtcRe: Why The Christian God Is Impossible by macalurs(m): 7:15pm On Mar 23, 2007
lipsrsealed

I'm sick. I gotta make a quick puke.
Christianity EtcRe: What If Today Was Your Very Last by macalurs(m): 5:23pm On Mar 23, 2007
I'll commit suicide.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastors Children Often Embrace Cultism, Prostitution, Etc? by macalurs(m): 4:32pm On Mar 23, 2007
There is no siting on the fence when it comes to God. You have to take a stand.

YOU EITHER CONTINUE TO BE ANGRY, NOT FORGIVE YOUR DAD, LIVE A SINFUL LIFE AND DIE IN YOUR SINS ON YOUR WAY TO HELL.
Bible thumpers.
I don't know if you ever stop and think about this message you thump, and about the God Idol abi big baby you think you serve. You have no message for me, simply because you cannot prove hell is real, neither can you prove God is, neither can you prove heaven is. All you have is hear-say, and sorry that is not enough for me. You worship a god with characteristics you do not understand, and defend your delusion with "oh god is so mighty and unfathomable" yet his unimaginable depth only shows when you face some contradicting side to him. Put your eyes in the water and think with your eyes open. You will find out that god lives in your head, and in your community-- the like-minded fellows you worship with; look beyond your little box, and your god disappears.

I'm in search of a being greater than the dumb-idol you worship, a being with reasoning. Till I find him (or it, or whatever), I remain agnostic.

IT SAY ONCE I WAS YOUNG NOW OLD I AM I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE RIGHTEOUS FORSAKEN NOR HIS SEED BEG FOR BREAD.
Please allow me indulge you. For this statement, you're either very stupid, or very brain-washed to shut your eyes that blatantly. Your "righteous" starve, and your "holy" die of food poisoning, and your god's seed make babies they cannot feed. More "righteous" men are going to beg bread this sunday. Christians apall me with their ignorance.
Christianity EtcRe: 101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible by macalurs(m): 8:12am On Mar 23, 2007
one word: kids.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastors Children Often Embrace Cultism, Prostitution, Etc? by macalurs(m): 8:06pm On Mar 22, 2007
I'll remain on the fence, that way I'll get the best of both worlds. If you're right (which doesn't change anything) then cool, I don't mind being wrong. But there's no judge to determine that. All we have with religion is our guts, nothing more-- your convictions. If logic plays different to different people, the perceptions will most certainly differ-- even between you and me.

The greatest genius was not the man that knew everything, but sought knowledge-- and found it. The real question is what is the truth
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastors Children Often Embrace Cultism, Prostitution, Etc? by macalurs(m): 5:40pm On Mar 22, 2007
Backxlider,

I don't want to turn this into an argument.
people you can see that a man is Just a man. Follow Christ and follow no man. The religion of the worship of man is death.
Your perspective. But I don't do religion.
I USE THE WHIP yes  BUT THERE IS MORE emotion WHEN I APOLOGISE for BEATING him and he is happy with me (if I can't apologise for beating him I DONT TOUCH HIM MOST OF THE TIMES).
Sometimes, what matters is not what is going on in your own head, but the impressions you're creating. My dad most likely whipped me in "love", but it almost doesn't matter-- the mind works in funny ways.
I BEAT HIM WITH LOVE IN MY HEART BECAUSE I HAVE LEARNT IT FROM NO ONE BUT CHRIST.  JUST READ THE WORDS OF CHRIST YOU WILL SEE WHO YOU SHOULD FOLLOW. WHEN I WAS A KID I WAS BEATEN AND IT ONLY BROUGHT SOMETIMES HATRED BUT WHEN I AM SPOKEN IT IS MORE PAINFUL AND IT BROKE MY STONY HEART.
I really want you to realize that this is just your opinion. This is your experience. It happens differently for different people. do keep that in mind.

Find christ he will give you the love that you need. don't follow no man follow him(CHRIST) by prayer and reading of his word.
Christ was a man. Shakespeare was quite intelligent too. He wrote inspiring poems, you need to check them out.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Pastors Children Often Embrace Cultism, Prostitution, Etc? by macalurs(m): 6:01am On Mar 22, 2007
isn't it just time someone stoped mentioning this demon attack bullshit? Some of us are trying hard to enlighten you about what makes the children choose and you're busy talking about demon posession-- By the way, what is demon possession? Can you give me a solid definition? If you can't, shut up!
Christianity EtcRe: Did Hiv Test,came Out To Be +. Wat Should I Do? by macalurs(m): 7:46pm On Mar 19, 2007
Not trying to be sadistic, but it would help you to face reality.

You're going to die. Get ready.

I wont join the wagon that would tell you "i'm praying for you". There's is a very mighty possibility they're not; Most of them didn't even remember you today.

I'll tell you: See You In The Morning.

Find Peace in yourself.
TravelRe: Why Do Nigerians Love America So Much? by macalurs(m): 6:10pm On Mar 18, 2007
delvinmaya:
i am disappointed in those of you who are degrading yourselves. where is your pride? where is your dignity? nowhere because you have got none. yes, your cases are hopeless, the us which you are shouting and praising got to where they are after more than 200 years and they all went through the same process we are going through. oh yes they went through these processes and britain's case is pathethic. they hanged and sold as slaves the poor of the socie ty so don't be all up and shouting degrading abuses to your country or better still your motherland, i accept that most of the things our leaders do are rubbish but that doesnt mean we should curse nigeria. I ask why is it that the only thing which unite you nigerians is football hum? why?
why can't you join hands together and move this nation so we can live here in harmony. remember the national anthem and the pledge. you pledge to take your country to greater heights. fulfil that promise and leave the jack assed white fool americans to their goddamned country
your self-righteousness isn't helping nothing, because you sound just as pathetic as the people you're cursing.

Use your ability for better things than pick on the weak; If you know any better, teach, and live an example.
RomanceRe: Can You Die For Whom You Love ? by macalurs(m): 2:34am On Mar 14, 2007
let's create different scenarios here

let's say you had to chose between your life and her's

Let's say enemies were pursuing both of you from behind, and you both reached a bridge that could only hold the weight of one. . . and would crumble with the second person's. . . you had limited  time to make the decision . . . the bridge was to  colapse right after the one person passed through'. . . whose life would you choose:  yours?  the other's?
OR
You both found yourselves in a jungle facing a lion, and the best chance of survival was in only one plan: improvised distraction. One person had  to run off  and while the lion feasted on  one, the other got away. . . who would the pawn be?

hypothetical scenarios could go  on and on and on on this issue, but the question is simple: Do you prefer your life to your lover's?

I know I'm talking to smart people here and you'll most likely try to outsmart the question by creating other possible alternatives. please don't.

So. . . yours or your love's?
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by macalurs(m): 6:15pm On Mar 13, 2007
my name's all over this thread. frank wants me back. ok I'm back. I wont post alot though.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by macalurs(m): 6:13pm On Mar 13, 2007
Death's Encounters

(vol 1: The E.R)

Two minutes to breathe, three to die
"Just let me go" he heaved,
"The pain!, oh the pain" he cried.
And why be it ye long to die?
"I rot in pain, I know not why
But my last breath I ask of thee."
I count not time in hours but seconds
Ye shall come with me in three,

--The little thing by his bed stoped beeping--

Behold thineself oh evil one,
Wipe thine eyes, evil know'th not sympathy
I done no evil deeds than them you done,
I am my Makers purpose, for thy sake
And how doth ye, my con compare
To thine malignant wallow in self pity?
I am that I am, for I choose to be;
What other power hath thee but to life take?

I am my Maker's purpose, who art thou?
A reason for life, my existence create
But thine breath alone of havoc doth reek
And thine eyes are to thine Maker, foul
I expanded my walls and broadened mine gates
As Hell doth with fresh souls seethe

But for thee, my days liken christmas
Bid thine Maker greetings from hell
And thanks for His business.


Copyright © macalurs 2007
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by macalurs(m): 6:05pm On Mar 13, 2007
My Cold Hands Her Stay





That forever we together be,

I wish. My mind it plagues uncertainty

For human doth I mistake make

Approximately occasional, I may

Her subtle heart of beauty break

It seems like my cold hands never wer' her stay.


The worst lover, and best sinner

Of sorts I am. But my love and forgiver,

She remains soothing ever bland

Like she waits my return to my old way

That she may smile and gently tap my hand

If her love wanes, could my cold hands be her stay?


That forever we together be,

I wish. But to the restless, his uncertainty.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: Poetry Contest by macalurs(m): 6:01pm On Mar 13, 2007
Romeo's Journal

While all secret loves be made public
Let all who have found love of my tribe,
And he who has never lov'd, declare how toxic
But who can ever tame love's growing ferns,
Or hold a trend of thought in her arms?

Their horses raced by as we made love.
We are wild, my pursuers and I
I-- of passion, they-- my demise strove
And I, one step ahead; They, two behind;
Montages and Copulates alike blind.

Peace sleeps where Jules lay.
No chase tonite, no need to run.
How long till I lose her, how long till I pay?

Copyright © macalurs 2007

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