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 Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 6:17pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
born to hell and go to archis!!!!!  why has you chose the infuriation route on individuals spaking their god-given englich? And who are you to anger for us?  |
| Romance › Re: I Avoid Female Friends So I Won't Cheat On My Girlfriend by macalurs(m): 6:03pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
@Pain-man, Yes I do. My dad is 1. My dad does not, cannot, and will not cheat on my mum. I still do have problems with the guy, I'm not in the least of ways saying this to make him look good. My dad has a frigid personality, like many other men do. He takes his morals strictly, all black and white, no grey. It worked against me growing up, but it worked out perfect for my mum. My point is different people have different personalities; some personalities do not permit certain people to decieve themselves, and vice-versa. |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by macalurs(m): 5:52pm On Dec 16, 2006 |
No sid no. Don't say there aint real sense to that writ. It's just incomplete that's all. Being that you wrote this just sitting there, I'll give you an 8.5 out of a 10. (10 being very awesome) That was good stuff, just keep on writing. Welcome to the thread. |
| Romance › Re: What Physical Features in Women Turn You Off? by macalurs(m): 3:32am On Dec 16, 2006 |
eniola1310:What we're talking about is: "What physical features in women turn you off?" Yeah yeah I know. Some girls get real pissed when they have on or two of them things men hate. They get like "look beyond my appearance you myopic idiot. . . " I'm gleefully to announcing to you that men are very well idiots, me no1. See the thing is, when we see a girl on the street, we don't notice her brains at first stare. I never saw a girl on the street and tapped my guy and said " maaan! check out the meninges on this girl's brain!!" or "wow!! babe I love your frontal- lobe oo, I like you 'cos it seems you's smart." It's always the B'dunk we see, or do not see. It's how funnily we function. s o r r i e  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Voodoo: Do You Believe In It? by macalurs(m): 12:32am On Dec 16, 2006 |
@good[i]boy[/i] I can read. (b.t-w: You never quite stated where her vantage point was. . . maybe you could go back over and add it on)The point is: Stories told and re-told lose originality, in that the stories always get sweeter. |
| Romance › Re: I Avoid Female Friends So I Won't Cheat On My Girlfriend by macalurs(m): 6:25am On Dec 15, 2006 |
look at your teeth. You cheat. We know that. You don't have to try to make yourself feel better by imposing your weakness on others. Men cheat. Do all men cheat? no. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Voodoo: Do You Believe In It? by macalurs(m): 3:30am On Dec 15, 2006 |
but who the hell hears gun shots in Nigeria and stays, moreso walks in and takes a good peep? Like c'mooon now, the story's missing some stages don't ya think? |
| Romance › Re: Guys And Their Lies by macalurs(m): 6:15am On Dec 14, 2006 |
it sure is. I Think the thread should be renamed "humans and chameleons who dey lie pass?" |
| Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 3:17am On Dec 14, 2006 |
my night school liquidate. I supeaking the best eng. lang. on these tread. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ugly Face With Nice Body Or Pretty Face With An Ugly Body? by macalurs(m): 3:04am On Dec 14, 2006 |
good shot tolu, good shot. wetin I go carry fine face do? I want something I can grab. u grab? |
| Romance › Re: Guys And Their Lies by macalurs(m): 12:35am On Dec 14, 2006 |
all the above you mentioned are true. But they still don't amount to 95% of lies you claim males tell. even 3yr olds lie. It doesn't have to do with the sex. It depends on if the individual is comfortable with the lie. |
| Romance › Re: Guys And Their Lies by macalurs(m): 6:10pm On Dec 13, 2006 |
I really don't subscribe to stereotypes. hey m'kina Let me make a guess: You're saying this because the few guys you've met seemed to lie a good deal right? Yes I know it's hard to try make people see from one side of the argument when they may have experienced the contrary, let alone convince them. Guys lie. Infact all guys you know lie 95% of the time (by the way, that's alot); but is it safe to say that ALL guys lie? Not to talk of 95% of the time. . . . c'moon girl. If all guys lied 95% of the time a day, you'd probably be either dead, or unborn right now. A guy lies one time or another to a girl to get her attention, to probably kill the relationship, or start one up. I don't lie to a girl I'm wooing. I might hide the information from her, just to minimize chaos, but I wouldn't lie to please. If she's going to find out the truth afterall, then why start the lie-engine? |
| Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 5:49pm On Dec 13, 2006 |
The above epilogue consisting of my-very-self and geebaby is unsrios. When a child beheld his father and mother sexing, the child is think that daddy is beating mummy because mummy is yawning badly. but the child does not knows that they enjoyment theirself. What geebaby and I was doing is = lovemakery beholded by infantry. |
| Forum Games › Re: Chess Puzzles 3 by macalurs(m): 9:14pm On Dec 12, 2006 |
says it all. I overlooked the queen sacrifice. |
| Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 6:57pm On Dec 11, 2006 |
yar siginture is a living proof. |
| Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 6:54pm On Dec 11, 2006 |
you has to enrolling in my tutology, so that I can tot you how to be respectiful to the mens in yar life. You cannot insultage the male speciee of homoserpents like that. That is a totality of mis-mundanement and shan't be tolerate in absolution. |
| Forum Games › Re: Questions And Answer (game) by macalurs(m): 6:21pm On Dec 11, 2006 |
My dad aint here. i go to church anyways but I'm not a christian per se I'm in it for the music. No be my fault. What do you think about dread-locks ?I gat dreads so don't hurt my feelings |
| Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 6:16pm On Dec 11, 2006 |
Jaying babey!!!??! who are tolded you that 98parcont of mens are impotential? I am a grajuate of psychialogy and your mind is in need of expertise from my abundance in wisdom-accumulated. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm Handsome But Have No Girlfriend! by macalurs(m): 6:10pm On Dec 11, 2006 |
iice:aaaayce y'always laughing your little butt off. Lekpa like you. Wont you have some mercy on yourself for once in your life and realize that some dude could use some of that butt you're busy laughin off? When will these people learn? |
| Forum Games › Re: Your Real Name(s) by macalurs(m): 9:05pm On Dec 10, 2006 |
 is it my name yous pissed at? |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by macalurs(m): 9:01pm On Dec 10, 2006 |
GNight |
| Forum Games › Re: Hot Hangout Spot by macalurs(m): 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2006 |
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| Romance › Re: Guys And Their Lies by macalurs(m): 8:52pm On Dec 10, 2006 |
I guess we're kind'a saying the same thing. By having seen "your type", I meant I've heard such statement before. Don't feel offended. My sister used to make such comments, and I always was like ''calm down. . . jeez girl!" I guess you know yourself better than anyone else. But I'd say, keep your options open even for the now, you never know. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'm Handsome But Have No Girlfriend! by macalurs(m): 5:53pm On Dec 09, 2006 |
But rawlings, aint it time you change your subject to a plain "I can't seem to get a girlfriend"? Boy not to sound gay but, you dont look that handsome, seriously. I aint trying to make you feel bad about yourself (you very well might look better than myself)-- but how about just changing that topic, and maybe you could get better advice from un-biased minds. I say this because when I first-hand read your "I'm handsome. . . ." I was of the opinion you were stunningly created, but then you didn't look it. (maybe it was me, maybe it was the picture)-- But then my point is, every advice you get here is most likely to be biased; and even when people try to be nice and not tell you what they think of you, you might not be getting the best advice you need. |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Bimbo Odukoya in Sosoliso Plane Crash by macalurs(m): 5:44pm On Dec 09, 2006 |
what do we want from life? must I ask to be told? Saddening and sickening. We all miss her, if not for anything, for being her. |
| Forum Games › Re: Be The Last Person To Post Here: by macalurs(m): 5:36pm On Dec 09, 2006 |
bye bye little mouse! |
| Literature/Writing Ads › Re: Poetry Contest by macalurs(m): 3:08am On Dec 09, 2006 |
The Man He Killed 1 "Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, We should have sat us down to wet Right many a nipperkin! "But ranged as infantry, And staring face to face, I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place. "I shot him dead because — Because he was my foe, Just so: my foe of course he was; That's clear enough; although "He thought he'd 'list, perhaps, Off-hand like — just as I — Was out of work — had sold his traps — No other reason why. "Yes; quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down You'd treat if met where any bar is, Or help to half-a-crown." Thomas Hardy. I pasted this piece on here 'because I felt like it. Also 'because I wanted guys to attempt something out of the ordinary. But it's ok; since no one's really said anything about the topic, 'cept Nills, I assume we don't want it. Aight, someone else suggest something else. |
| Romance › Re: Guys And Their Lies by macalurs(m): 12:41am On Dec 09, 2006 |
Yeah right. i've seen your type. baby just say you aint seen a guy you'll bend for yet. |
| Family › Re: Men And Women Are Equal! by macalurs(m): 6:12pm On Dec 08, 2006 |
There is no equality in every sense when it comes to gender. there are somethings one can, the other cannot. It's absurd to say that women were created out of a man's rib. It's like saying man is made from dust. Actually the reverse would sound at-least believeable if they say men were made from women's ribs. I believe in balance. Women and men aren't equal in all areas. In an area one's stronger, in another, the other is. |
| Forum Games › Re: Worst Grammatical Errors, Got Any? by macalurs(m): 5:42pm On Dec 08, 2006 |
mukina2:soak it in omo or klin for 22 hors then yous a teeth-brusher to brush out the smell. If the advice work, all kudos to me. |
