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EntclassBlog:
I dont use plugin, am on blogger blog.. I code and take some codes down.. I use google speed feature to check which codes are taking much longer to render..

OK bro.

Fellow Nairalanders, due to the outbreak of LASSA fever, I have decided to turn down friend requests from Ladies bearing such names as: MuniRAT, KubuRAT,SikiRAT, BasiRAT,KudiRAT e.t.c, Please try to understand as I'm only being Careful.Lol
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EntclassBlog:
thanks bro.. The load speed before was so slow, due to complains, i optimized it.. Thanks once more 4 the review..

Would u mind sharing which plugin u used in optimizing your blog?

mokoshalb:
here is mine www.mokoshalb.com

Eye catching designs and good blog layout, ur website load speed is OK, but I suggest u test ur website speed to see if any modifications can be effected to speed it up. Your niche selection is just perfect, thumbs up bro.

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Kindas3325:
Lets all help ourselves in solving one or two corrections in our blog whether you are old or new to blogging drop your url and lets make the room fun
mine is www.bloggertasks.com

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donbenedict:
Na so lalasticlala go carry dis topic nw put for front page.

U and ur wife, is have EYE PROBLEM, na wetin too much Garri without sugar dey cause.: www.adielem.com

dovelike:
Nawa oo. All this young musicians and babies. You guy didn't learn from the best. See koko master. As old as he is we never hear any baby story.

Am still waiting for the lady that will steal his heart

Most Likely, Koko Master's KOBOKO does not produce Quality "AKAMU" required to do d work.

OKorowanta:
Dis is Dammy Krane soaked in a pool of blood this morning at Club Quilox.
The industreet is giving 2016 a bad name already.

Wizkid from Ojuelegba, Dammy Krane from Lekki!, wetin again una come expect?
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Dotmax53:
Fellow Nairalander'


Please Help A Brother...I newly married this beautiful young lady in her late 30's, and was shocked with what i saw with my eyes the first night of our wedding,she ended up messing up my newly purchased bed which i bought to appease our marital life,Had i known she was a baby adult,i wouldn't have gone into this marriage with her...No wonder she wouldn't agree to sleepover at my place while we were dating,,,i never knew there was a skeleton in her cupboard.After i noticed the drained bed on our first night together,She ended up giving an excuse that maybe she had drank so much water during the day/stressful day. Ever since, she as been urinating on the bed, We end up going to spread our bed outside everyday to get heated by sun...I believe our neighbors would have started suspecting something of such nature due to the usual sunning of the bed....Fellow Nairalanders, I love this lady and i cant afford to loose her..Our marriage is just a week old..

Please Advise me on what to do because i am really out of my mind presently.....

Pls MOD's Push this to front page to get urgent responses..

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vault:
This article was written by freelance journalist, Ihechukwu Njoku. Read below...


A YouTube clip showing controversial Nigerian Pastor T.B. Joshua’s dramatic encounter with ‘Lucifer’ has gone viral, amassing over 500,000 views in just one month since its release online. The video titled ‘Face To Face With Lucifer’ shows a peculiar scenario that unfolded in Joshua’s church when a self-professed ‘occult wizard’ came to seek prayers at The Synagogue, Church Of All Nations (SCOAN) in Lagos, Nigeria.

In the clip, an eerily looking man with a menacing black beard introduces himself as Professor Chukwudi Okakpu, an alleged ‘Grand Llama of Science Beyond Material’. Amidst his extraordinary claims, the Satanist professed to have had face to face encounters with ‘Lucifer’ and to have endorsed ‘anti-Christs’ globally. “I can stay here and appear in any part of Europe,” Okakpu, dressed in a flowing white suit, calmly stated, adding that he ‘operates like a spirit’. “If you are such a person that patronises shrines or herbalists, I am the ultimate,” he sensationally claimed.

The video shows Joshua praying for Okakpu who sways uneasily several times before eventually falling to the floor. Several of his ‘followers’ proceed to come out from the crowd and are also prayed for, after which the ‘professor’ renounces his devilish past. Okakpu proceeds to return the following week with some of his ‘occultic’ garments to testify to the changes in his life after ‘accepting Jesus Christ’.
“This is a video satan does not want you to watch,” Emmanuel TV states in its introduction of the clip on YouTube. “A satanic ‘general’ renounces his covenants with devilry and witchcraft in a church service that made hell and its minions quiver!” As with most of Joshua’s videos, the contents have elicited controversy with opposing views as to its authenticity.
Several online commentators insisted Joshua’s deliverance services are nothing more than a scam involving arranged actors while others argue they are genuine and godly. Joshua’s YouTube channel Emmanuel TV, where the clip was uploaded, is the third most subscribed channel in Nigeria with nearly 300,000 subscribers and 110,000,000 views.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He9H500yGZA

Story for the ancestors

Today January 15th is the day set aside to remember and pay homage to all those gallant military personnel, who have sacrificed and shed their blood in the interest of national unity for our Beloved nation NIGERIA.
Take a moment or two, to say prayers for their Souls. Good People, Great Nation,"ONE NIGERIA".
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Nikkyparadise:
She was lyk "If u cnt go down on n suck mi dry den u dont really luv mi"


#Confused.....

pls advice me what should i do

Nna Ehn!, Beware of PUSSY FEVER ooo, its 5x more deadly than LASSA FEVER.http://adielem.com/2016/01/08/choosing-the-right-attire/

mloveth:
See What Actress Chika Ike Wore To Church That Got Pastor Confused For 10Seconds [PHOTO]
Actress and Producer, Chika Ike stepped out for church today on this fashionable attire. So beautiful!!!

“Happy sunday swts!!!! #churchflow#rockingmyankara”

See more photos--->>> http://www.mokgist.com/see-actress-chika-ike-wore-church-got-pastor-confused-10seconds-photo/

All these Linda Wannabee bloggers, publishing TRASH since time immemorial, e be like na ur MANfriend b d confused PASTOR! http://adielem.com/2016/01/08/choosing-the-right-attire/

Kath5kouture:
Genevieve Nnaji and Alhaji Ishaya Bako at the premiere of ‘Road To Yesterday’
Genevieve Nnaji will be 37 this year and time is no longer on her side. The Nollywood superstar has finally decided to marry this year.

The Nollywood superstar has finally decided to marry this year. The actress, who is also a mother of one, is set to marry 29-year-old film maker Alhaji Ishaya Bako. Rumour has it that Genevieve is bound and determined to be Mrs. Bako and that she really want to be wedded in 2016 so badly.

The duo first became friends after the Imo state-born actress moved to Abuja from Lagos Island base about two years ago. They’ve worked on quite a number of projects together, with the latest being the critically acclaimed movie ‘Road To Yesterday’, which was directed by Ishaya Bako.

Genevieve Nnaji has previously been linked with several high profile and showbiz personalities including D’banj and Ramsey Nouah. Go to my blog for more pics of the couple.

Choi dis guy resemble who go wash pant in future http://adielem.com/2016/01/08/choosing-the-right-attire/

stupidity:
Am in dilemma right now, I donno what else to do.

Just got back from work and I was told my landlady sent for me, after pulling off my work clothes, I went to her apartment and knocked severally, no one answered. So i opened the door and behold, I met her fully nakked, she sat on a rubber chair and spread her legs wide apart while rubbing cream on her body, I was shocked and still for 45sec when she saw me looking at her naqed body she frowned her face.

I had to quickly close the door and ran back to my apartment. Still picturing what I saw. She has sent for me for the 4th time within the past 1hr. Am scared and confused right now, I can't look at her face again and I donno what to say if she asked me what I saw when I opened her door.

Your name sef, gives u away. After choosing to bear STUPIDITY, I bet u have a special talent in being a MUMU.http://adielem.com/2016/01/08/choosing-the-right-attire/

allanphash7:
Here

Haba na Ofe-nmanu person naaa! http://adielem.com/2016/01/08/choosing-the-right-attire/

OlowoB:
I will go straight to the point. I went out with my friend on saturday night(09/01/2016) in a club called Sugar Cube. Infact, anybody who has been to glasgow or stayed in glasgow for at least a year will definitely know this club. This is the club most naija artistes visit anytime they come to Glasgow, Uk.

We got into the club, bought drinks and told ourselves that we should chill till around 1am before we start dancing with the ladies. Immediately it was 1am, we started dancing with the gals, going to the different sections (actually two and 1 VIP) of the club trying to see if we will get any girl to take home. We danced with some white gals, some of them politely, with smile on their faces turned us down saying they are with their guys or they are just there to hang out and dance with their fellow white gal friends.

To the issue at hand, me and my friend still kept on, we insisted, we must see a gal to take home that night after paying £8 each to enter and buying drinks totalling almost £100. We moved ahead and saw two black gals and we decided to help their ministry, got close to them like we have done with other white gals in the club and guess what, they not only turned us down, they walked out of our fronts and hissed while going. I mean these were just average looking gals dancing close to each other, not holding any drinks and we decided to help their ministry. I mean why couldn't they turn us down politely like the other white gals have done? It took the Grace of God in my life and the Visa on my passport to prevent myself from pulling them back and slapping them. (yes i was that angry)

I have also noticed here in glasgow that most of these average looking black gals hardly talk to their fellow guys. Is it that they are looking for white guys cos of visa? but at least still talk politely to your fellow blacks.

Please i have seen many scenarios and heard many of such but this particular incident in the club made me know that most black girls (at least 85%) in glasgow,Edinburgh and other parts of Uk except England specifically London (due to huge black population) are just suffering from inferiority complex and they lack basic ability to reason well.

If you have any similar experience, please share. Some of those gals may be on nairaland.

cc: lalasticala, seun

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mukina2:
Can Cristiano Ronaldo equal Messi’s four ballon dor record by winning his third in a row or Lionel Messi to make it 5 Ballon d’Or more than anyone else. Neymar also made it to the top 3 list but its unlikely that he will win it this year.

FIFA’s official youtube channel (https://www.youtube.com/fifa )

The way its looking Messi is poised to be crowned king again for an Unprecedented 5th time http://adielem.com/2016/01/10 fifa-ballon-dor 2015/

Source: http://adielem.com/2015/08/28/lionel-messi-vs-cristiano-ronaldo-the-never-ending-comparisons/
The never ending comparisons between Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo is a perceived continuos cycle which comes up to the forefront each time one of them breaks a record or claims a landmark achievement. Both players are widely regarded as being among the best of all time in the sport, having won the FIFA Ballon D’or awards for a combined Seven years stretch. Both players have also scored in two seperate UEFA Champions League finals each. They have regularly broken the “50” goal barrier in a single season, and have scored over 400 career goals for club and country.

Sports journalists and pundits regularly argue the individual achievements of both players in an attempt to argue who they believe is the best player in modern football. The rivalry that exists between both players has been compared to legendary global sporting rivalries such as the Muhammad Ali–Joe Frazier rivalry in boxing which brought forth the historic”Rumble in The Jungle”, the John McEnroe – Bjorn Borg in tennis, and the Michael Jordan- Patrick Ewing rivalry in Basketball. In an interview granted by Ronaldo in 2012, the portuguese superstar commented on the rivalry, saying”I think we push each other sometimes in the competition, this is why the rivalry is so intense”. Even their respective managers at club and national level have also lent credence to the argument with Ronaldo’s manager during his time at Manchester United, Sir Alex Ferguson, stating that “I don’t think the rivalry against each other bothers them. I think they have their own personal pride in terms of wanting to be the best”. Lionel Messi himself has continuosly denied the existence of any form of rivalry, saying that it was “only the media, the press, who wants us to be at loggerheads but I’ve never fought with Cristiano”. To read the full article, visit:http://adielem.com/2015/08/28/lionel-messi-vs-cristiano-ronaldo-the-never-ending-comparisons/

Source:http://adielem.com/2016/01/10/fifa-ballon-dor-2015/
The FIFA Ballon d’or 2015 winner is set to be unveiled on Monday, Jan 11th in Zurich, several weeks after the 23 man Shortlist was announced. The 23 man shortlist has further been pruned down to just the 3 most outstanding players who outshoned their counterparts in the calendar year in review.
The final 3 nominees for the 2015 FIFA Ballon d’or listed in alphabetical order are as follows;
1.Cristiano Ronaldo, Representing Portugal&Real Madrid.
2.Lionel Messi, Representing Argentina&Barcelona.
3.Neymar Da Silva Santos, Representing Brazil&Barcelona.
These Final 3 nominees polled the most votes by National team coaches and captains alongside one journalist from each top footballing nations in the world. Their superb performance throughout 2015 did not go unnoticed. A further analysis into their individual statistics in 2015 lays further credence to their claims of being the Finest soccer players in the world currently;
*Cristiano Ronaldo: Three time winner and current holder of the FIFA Ballon d’or Cristiano Ronaldo, fondly called CR7 by his teeming fans had a brilliant 2015, despite not winning any major trophy with either Portugal or Real Madrid, his personal achievements were indeed remarkable to note, below are his overall statistics for 2015;
Games Played: 52
Minutes Played: 4555
Goals: 48
Assists:14
Minutes/Goal:95
Minutes/Assists:325
To read the full article visit:Source:http://adielem.com/2016/01/10/fifa-ballon-dor-2015/

JaredNomak:
This is the one I support most, it's high time we developed our own porn industry, tired of Daisy Marie, Kendra Lust and all those white girls.

Let us appreciate and develop our own, this industry will also generate revenue in billions for our dear nation, Buhari should look into this.

You must be related to AFROCANDY n MAHEEDA! I suspect ur name is either KOBOKO or KONDO Alata!

stephenduru:
A Nigerian man named Austin Nnaji lost his 1-day old baby.Surprisingly,he took to his Facebook page to announce the death of the baby. He shared a photo of when the baby was just born (above) and when she was being buried. He wrote

"RIP to my lovely angel olivia bethel. She was delivered through operation on 5th January 5pm and died on 6th January 5am all in this January 2016.. may her gentle innocent soul rest in peace amen. Olivia, daddy loves you but God knows the best for you and I miss you"

See photos of the burial of the baby below:

http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/mans-1-day-old-baby-dies-and-he-shares.html?m=1

What a stupid Papa!

LegalBaby:
today we are picking artiste known for one chosen song but succesful during the 2000s, we all know them for that one song! they never got succesful in others song

1. Maye hunta

Remember the Calabar stereotype, Maye hunta jumped on that and produced a massive hit with "Ekaette" it suddenly saw everybody listening to the song, and the phrase " Na who give my house girl belle oooo" got embedded in our memoriy,we all felt this guy was the real deal! or the next big thing..he is yet to escape the legacy of his one true hit!

2. Olu Maintain

Remember the early 2000s when yahoo yahoo 419 was getting popular, Olu maintain managed to create a massive hit with YAHOOZE! this song when played will still make people do the swinging hand dance.. it was a gold achievement for olu maintain as it topped chart and even collin powell the U.S seceretary of state danced to it!. olu tried coming back to the music scene but wasnt succesful! although he is still rich due to the massive success of this song

3. Ressonance

CHINWE IKE!!I remember Sound city playing the heck of this song , the pretty light skinned girl warmed the heart of many christain folks with her hit but never made any other hit till date

4. Sasha P

remember the self acclaimed queen of rap or the first female known rapper in Nigeria, she created a massive hit called ADARA!! we waited for another hit but we are still waiting

5. Morachi

this guy came up in the early 2000's and hit us wit HAPUYA LIKE THAT unfortunately the witches in his village were using his picture to fan themselves!!! he never came back to the music industry

am i missing any one let us know wit ya comments [size=1pt]Cc lalasticlala[/size]

*legalbaby

Seems u haven't listened to Resonances, Onyeoma its a banger!

obontami:
This tory wey I wan yarn happen december year 2015

I remember one ashana wey dey bang inside newlife hotel her name na blessing. Omoba the first day wey me and my friend hi-dee enter their go drink na him I sight this erima Ooo. Omoba if you see wetin this okpo carry for back I swear no be here at all, see yansh big like wetin she come tall join am as I see am lasan na him my prick dey nodd anyhow inside trouser Ooo. I tell my paddy Say I must bang this chikala na so I run rush drink my goldberg. I carry this okpo enter room tell her say I wan bang her from back, na so she lay on bed facing d mattress and her yansh come face me. Omo as I put prick for her toto from back chaaaiii the kain feeling wey I get as dey thrust inside her toto is unexplainable na so I dey knack her toto anyhow as if e offend meam I come later notice say the hoe dey clip her toto join my prick the sweetness come triple up before I know in next three minutes I don pour akamu. I come be like ehen na your plan be that abi. Two days later I tell my friend hi-dee all the thing wey happen him say e go deal with her toto for that shiit wey she follow me try. Guess what the plan is ??

Me and my paddy come first go fccck two different ashi's for another hotel. After that we come go inside mosafejo market for eyin irin,oshodi (railway line) go drink skushis after that we still drink jedi, power bitters and edges herbal drink. By now we don high like kite. We carry head enter her hotel as she see me she happy come run hug me. I know say for her mind she go dey think say she don see maye we go run realese sperm sharp-sharp, for my mind I be like you Don jam am today. Na hin I tell her say me and my friend wan do day break with her. She gree come name her price.

Dis Nigga, e be like say u study HARLOTRY for school, na so so ashawo, ashana and olosho stories u dey post and yet still all dis ya rubbish dey make front page. http://adielem.com/2015/12/21/scientists-develop-new-condoms-that-kills-hiv-and-enhances-pleasure/ Be kiaful make u no carry aids ooo

kachonline:
na wah oo, see more photos : http://spicyblogz..com/2016/01/this-girl-cannot-do-without-her.html

Choiiiiii PROSTITUTIONAL CONJI, i hereby prescribe this http://adielem.com/2015/12/21/scientists-develop-new-condoms-that-kills-hiv-and-enhances-pleasure/ Read it and get cured instanta

sugarbelly:
The beautiful Ghanaian shared the beautiful bathroom selfie on her IG page. She's so looking like a doll

She captioned it;

Shhhhh......it ain't wat ppl call u, it's wat u answer to.

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BASMAYCTesN/?taken-by=iamnadiabuari

lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

Na wa oooooo,This Nadia Buari, truely truely she no dey drink GARRI. Abeg checkout this story http://adielem.com/2016/01/08/choosing-the-right-attire/