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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacking Maiduguri Now-Saharareporters by macho44(m): 10:47pm On Jan 30, 2016
TippyTop:
BREAKING: Heavy Gun Battle With Boko Haram In Maiduguri
Explosions and gunfire have rocked Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, this evening as Nigerian Armed Forces engaged Boko Haram terrorists in a fierce battle.
The militants have been attacking Dailori and Walonri villages, on outskirts of Maiduguri, since 7:23pm and continuing at the time of publication.

Some University of Maiduguri students residing at 202 Housing Estate are now running for their lives as the conflict rages.

Hauwa Ba'na, a 300 level of Political Science student, told SaharaReporters that ''we are crying in our hostel because the explosions are loud and everyone is panicking.''

A Civilian Joint Task Force confirmed the attack to SaharaReporters, he said ''we are under attack by Boko Haram. There is heavy fighting with military in Dalori and Wanori.”

The military continues to fight back Boko Haram at the filing of this report


http://saharareporters.com/2016/01/30/breaking-heavy-gun-battle-boko-haram-maiduguri
.Watch the exclusive videos of the gun battle with boko haram here :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCebOU1psP0
Politics › Re: Witch Doctor Makes Shocking Revelation About Prophet TB Joshua,calls him This by macho44(m): 9:11pm On Jan 28, 2016
Riskymoblordz007:
Popular Ghanaian witch doctor, Priest Nana Kwaku
Bonsam, has had a ‘war’ with popular Nigerian Prophet,
TB Joshua, at least once in the last two years
— Priest Nana Kwaku Bonsam says he backs up over
1,700 African preachers ‘spiritually’
Prophet TB Joshua who is the foun

Prophet TB Joshua who is the founder of Synagogue Church
of All Nations (SCOAN), has come under fire several times
for allegedly hiring people to pretend to be sick and
disabled and then claim to heal them during his prayer
meetings.
Kwaku Bonsam, who operates from a shrine at Sa-Peiman, a
village on the outskirts of Nsawam in east Ghana, is
assumed to be a very strong witch doctor who is also called
‘ Devil of Wednesday’.
Apparently, this Ghanaian priest is said to be very powerful,
that he has claimed he’s the ‘spiritual father’ of some of the
most powerful preachers in Africa.
Here’s what the priest had to say:
“Over 1, 700 pastors and so called men of God from
different parts of Africa have approached me, seeking
powers to perform miracles, including Prophet T.B Joshua
from Nigeria. He is my boy. I challenge him to come out and
deny this. Apart from the pastors, many prominent business
people and celebrated church founders in Africa frequent
my shrine for my services and if they deny, I am going to
name them.”
Kwaku Bonsam went on to say that his god is called Kofi-
Kofi, and he fortifies him with supernatural powers which he
in turn provides to pastors across Africa.
The question is, why would he choose to threaten to expose
his ‘dedicated’ patrons?
Too much "Weed"
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Phones › Re: Who else Got 40GB For Re-registration?? by macho44(m): 9:00pm On Jan 28, 2016
gurutech201:
In our group we use 300GB Monthly if you want you can join us 10GB daily times by 30 a month don't dull
I wan to become the SECRETARY of ur group oooooo.
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Romance › Re: 21 Embarrassing Things That Happen To Girls With Big Boobs by macho44(m): 8:53pm On Jan 28, 2016
rocgirl:
grin grin grin grin

Are you heavily endowed upstairs? Unless you did bosom enlargement, consider it an asset and a gift from God. However, the following are some experiences you will be having on account of your tonne of mammary glands:

1. You’ll have deep cleavage and you sure can’t help that.

2. Hugging becomes clumsy because your boobs reach the other person before your arms do.

3. You grasp your boobs to stop them from bubbling up and down anytime you run up stairs or down stairs.

4. You lose snacks in your cleavage and only find them later when you take off the bra.

5. You struggle to minimize attention to yourself when you go in briefs at the beach.

6. Seat belts become inconvenient and seem to choke you.

7. You find yourself always defending your boobs because people ask if they are real.

8. People adjudge you as pushing your melons at them when you speak to them.

9. You get embarrassed at work because you try to look nice but your buttons keep popping open.

10. Your nipples show off themselves as visible when you don’t intend them to.

11. You’re bound to harm yourself even though your boobs seem to be your main selling point.

12. Putting on a sports bra becomes essentially impossible and a workout in itself.

13. You’ll always spill things on yourself, and when you do…it will be on your boobs.

14. Your bras work so hard to hold up your boobs to the point of making permanent indentation marks in your shoulders.

15. You will always feel it is necessary to deduct the weight of your boobs from the scale reading to obtain your real weight.

16. Suddenly jumping up and down for joy becomes embarrassing to you.

17. You immediately lose sight of the TV as soon as you lie on your back.

18. Wearing long necklaces becomes useless because you lose them forever in your cleavage.

19. You will wear cute shoes, but strain to see and admire them.

20. You’ll complain about your big boobs and the associated problems, but still prefer them to smaller boobs.

21. You always find yourself being rated against the immense size of your boobs.

grin grin grin grin

Source: http://www.naijasinglegirl.com/21-embarrassing-things-that-happen-to-girls-with-big-boobs/
Which size b ya own ?
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Celebrities › Re: Kcee Look So Cute As He Steps Out In Style (photo) by macho44(m): 8:46pm On Jan 28, 2016
BE811APP:
Photoshop.. see inbetween his legs.. gay dude
Are u his Gay mate? www.adielem.com
Romance › Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by macho44(m): 4:17pm On Jan 28, 2016
Airforce1:
Whenever I'm with this beautiful pinkjacket9 of a girl, I feel so on top of The world.

She's fun to be with and ginger me a lot. cheesy

Pinky you rock cheesy kiss
Wait ooooooo, She gingers u alot like when una dey "Kponki-Kponki"? lol. All the same sha,thumbs up u n ya baby.
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and make u no dey delete meaningful threads again ooooo.
Romance › Re: The Truth About Pre-marital SEX by macho44(op): 9:49am On Jan 28, 2016
Decker:
One reason why I don't like posting on this kind of threads which I heavily disagree with, is that the posters of the copied work, aren't even astute enough to intelligently defend what they posted if someone chooses to disagrees with them.
And that's why I am not at all surprised that they are quick to ignorantly accept whatever they read, or what a religious body or authority tells them, without critically analyzing it to conclude whether it's valid or not.
Its a free world, you're entitled to whatever opinion u choose to have, And please try to be CIVIL when voicing out ur own divergent views on public forums, you are not better than anybody here.
Romance › Re: The Truth About Pre-marital SEX by macho44(op): 9:43am On Jan 28, 2016
cruzita:
great write up but fools will think its TRASH
A beg tell them oooo
Romance › The Truth About Pre-marital SEX by macho44(op): 1:54am On Jan 28, 2016
Source:www.adielem.com
Have you ever wondered why God carefully
positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s
sexual opening? It is a tinny membrane that
partially or completely covers the opening of
the vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”.

Why would God-Our Maker put a breakable
tissue full of blood at the very door of the
sexual opening of the female?
Why is it so carefully placed at that entrance,
like a ribbon tied at the entrance of a new
house about to be launched?
Why is it filled with blood that spills away
when it is broken?

Why? Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE!
It was God (our creator) who set that blood
filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a
sign and a token of a covenant between the
bearer and whoever plunges into her opening.
Before God, the disvirginity of a lady is not a
casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant
struck and confirmed by the blood shed on
that day.

This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges
in to this woman shall only be able to do so by
making a blood covenant to be joined to her for
the rest of his life, from that point onward.
Little wonder why sexual intercourse was
designed by God to take place only and only
after the marriage contract is sealed. The one
who made the body (the hormones, organs,
nerves,tissues, e.t.c)said it in clear terms in
1Cor.6:13 , “Now, the body is not for
fornication”.

Anyone who chooses to use the body for
fornication must know that he/ she is working
directly against God’s plan and there would
definitely be a consequence either now or at old
age!
There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural
process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the
first guy that enters in to her especially at that
particular time when the hymen breaks. There is
no covenant without blood: this is why the
membrane contains enough of it.

As a matter of fact, what happens the first
time a lady has sex is not just sex but an
immersion and a bathing of the man with her
hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is highly
recognized in the spirit realm of both
light and darkness! The first time this happens
just marks her opening day covenant ceremony
and each subsequent experience goes on to
further ractify and strengthen that covenant or
establish another version of it with another
person.
Many have washed useless boys with that
hymen-blood.

Many have struck irreversible covenants with
men that have nothing to do with their destiny.
Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual
activity with demon-possessed men while some
others have struck such precious covenants
with candle sticks fingers of banana etc as they
exercised sex with it.
If only they knew,many girls who carelessly
allowed themselves to be disvirgined in a bid
to be among the so called “big girls” would
never have done so.
The Bible says it in clear terms: “Or do you not
know that he who is joined to a harlot (through
sexual activity) is one with her (1 Cor.
6:16).
This is why many girls are not yet married, yet
their spiritual composition is already shattered
and imbalanced, because they have mingled
their souls with that of different men.

Dear Singles,know today that there is a definite
proportion of your virtue that leaves you each
time a man enters into you and when that man
leaves you, he leaves with it. Just imagine how
much of yourself would be lost each time a man
enters into you without any properly signed
marriage bond or contract.
Sex is a spiritual affair. A giving of yourself to
another. All of these things have strong and
terrible spiritual implications.

A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of
the man that broke it, any other spirit
whatsoever that may have mingled with that
man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs with
him and the spirit of any other man that
enters into you thereafter. The fun part is that
pre-marital sex is not funny at all. What
happens between the lines could be deadly and
dangerous.
The very first day a lady, or a man does that
there will be spiritual transfer of destiny.
The sin of fornication gives demons and
occultic people direct access into your God's
given destiny.
So guys,zip up! Girls wise up!! It matters a lot.
BIG THINGS COMES FROM LITTLE THINGS WE
DO!!!
I know a soul has been touched today, remain
blessed!.....share d msg, u never can tell who it
wuld save
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Cc:Lalasticlala, Airforce1,Ijebabe,Ishilove
Romance › Easy Ways To Build Your Sixpack Muscle by macho44(op): 1:33am On Jan 28, 2016
Source:http://adielem.com/2016/01/28/easy-ways-to-build-your-six-pack-muscle/
The Six Pack muscle, also known as the “Rectus Abdominis” is actually a one sheet muscle, which extends from the rib cage down to the pubic bone.For men , the six pack is top of the list when it comes to desirable body parts , yet the abdominal muscles often creates confusion when it comes to training. Several factors are needed to be put into consideration before commencing ” Abdominal muscle training“
One major mistake made by most people is thinking that more is always better. They carry out hundreds of crunches a day and wonder why those squares of muscle aren’t being developing properly.The reason is that, like any other muscle, the best way to build your abdominal muscle is by
Read more at:http://adielem.com/2016/01/28/easy-ways-to-build-your-six-pack-muscle/

Romance › Re: Caption This Hillarious Wedding Photo by macho44(op): 1:14pm On Jan 27, 2016
kamatofeelz:
yea..WHAT HAVE U DONE?
On behalf of the man, i am full of pity. grin
Romance › Re: Caption This Hillarious Wedding Photo by macho44(op): 1:13pm On Jan 27, 2016
doyinisaac:
The woman was like "we don do this marriage already,kill yourself..."
I tell u ooooo
Romance › Caption This Hillarious Wedding Photo by macho44(op): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2016
Source: http://adielem.com/2015/09/18/why-men-select-certain-types-of-women-for-marriage/
I was at this wedding ceremony weeks back and couldn't help feeling sorry for the GROOM, with the kind of facial expression on his face he sure knows he's in for one hell of a time, reminds me of the Cartoon characters in the PUNCH newspaper "EFE n JUDE" View more photos from the wedding at: http://adielem.com/2015/09/18/why-men-select-certain-types-of-women-for-marriage/

Romance › Re: 7 S E X Positions That Puts The Woman In Control (photos) by macho44(m): 12:15pm On Jan 27, 2016
prettymina:
I strongly disagree wit u sir
Expantiate further, Lady!
Romance › Re: See The Photo Of Fun Seekers At The Beach Everyone Is Talking About by macho44(m): 9:49am On Jan 27, 2016
OGBETABLOG:
Some fun seekers at the beach have earned themselves an enviable place in history after a picture they took at the fun-spot became a viral sensation on social media. Is it not so refreshing to be young, wild and free? Well, the place and time this event occurred is not yet ascertained as at the time of filing this report.

Source: http://www.ogbeta.org/
Choi na our CHOIR MISTRESS be that ooooo.
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Romance › Re: 7 S E X Positions That Puts The Woman In Control (photos) by macho44(m): 9:46am On Jan 27, 2016
prettymina:
Men this is d only time they show they are obedient...tell them do this they will obey kiakia cheesy
Often true, but not always true.
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Family › Re: How I Nearly Killed My Aunt Last Christmas by macho44(m): 8:30pm On Jan 26, 2016
Holywizard:
Thank God oo that everything is now a past...

Last month when I travelled to my village for christmas celebration. My 76 year old aunt who likes farming wanted me to accompany her to her farm to bring home some firewood for cooking & for frying garri.

I refused because i didnt want to stain my cloth because i was putting on white jean but due to the reason of pleasing her because we now see her as our grandmum since we lost our grandmum in the year 2003 I decided to go with her.

After arranging it, she decided to carry some home & i protested but she refused saying that she can carry it so we departed for home. I was in the front with my ear-phone listening to loud musics from my phone & i was walking fast because the load was too heavy she was walking slowly. I gave her some far distance.

While she was coming come she mistakenly matched on a tangled rope & down she fell. She started calling me but due to the ear phone placed on my ears i couldnt hear her calling & I left her for home. On arriving home & i waited for like 5 minutes & i didnt see her so i decided to go back to at least help her carry her own load.

On my way I met her struggling with the load of firewood on top of her & her breathe was fading away. I had to rush, removed the load on her & i placed her carefully on the ground for air. I later removed my polo & used it to fan her. After like 20 minutes I helped her reach her house & later came back to carry the load of firewood.

I'm so grateful to God because I dont think that had it been she died, that i would be able to forgive myself...


Moderators be help me & share the good news...
I'm cock sure u have forgotten d road to ya church, since u now share ya testimonies on NL
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Celebrities › Re: Uche Ogbodo Flaunts Her Boobs With Stretch-Marks, Fans Blast Her (photos) by macho44(m): 8:26pm On Jan 26, 2016
konji1:
In the past two days,Uche Ogbodo is being fired left right and center over photos she posts.The actress made it clear she is on set of a movie ''Street girls'' and has been sharing photos..Fans won't let her be still.Now, they slammed her for showing off stretchmarks ..

And this time she captioned with: The Son Of A Goat is goat, the Son Of A Lion is a Lion, & The Son Of God is A God! So the Word says ..... I am GODDESS a.k.a Queen Of the SEXY STREET GIRLS!

See comments below

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA_wQDaNjLi/
The Breast have weak well well oooo
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Romance › Re: Die-hard Arsenal Fan, Gets Married In Full Arsenal Kits.*photos* by macho44(op): 7:12pm On Jan 26, 2016
masinga07:
Am an Arsenal fan. a die-hard arsenal fan of 15 years. But i cant see any kind of sense in this behavior. its ridiculous.
Its Pure Fanactism
Romance › Re: Die-hard Arsenal Fan, Gets Married In Full Arsenal Kits.*photos* by macho44(op): 7:11pm On Jan 26, 2016
Juxtified:
Why will anyone want to associate their marriage with a club that doesn't believe in trophies?
Top 4 Champions
Romance › Re: Die-hard Arsenal Fan, Gets Married In Full Arsenal Kits.*photos* by macho44(op): 7:10pm On Jan 26, 2016
Juxtified:
Why will anyone want to associate their marriage with a club that doesn't believe in trophies?
Top Champions
Romance › Re: Die-hard Arsenal Fan, Gets Married In Full Arsenal Kits.*photos* by macho44(op): 7:10pm On Jan 26, 2016
MonitorinSpirit:
Mad man
Like Seriously?
Romance › Die-hard Arsenal Fan, Gets Married In Full Arsenal Kits.*photos* by macho44(op): 1:35pm On Jan 26, 2016
Source:http://adielem.com/2016/01/26/arsenal-fan-gets-married-in-full-arsenal-kits/
Lol, A die-hard Arsenal FC Fan, Barry Jenkins took his amazing support for his beloved Club to another Level by getting married to his longterm girlfriend in a full ARSENAL FC costume, boot,shirt,short, shin pads e.t.c. Read more with exclusive wedding photos @ http://adielem.com/2016/01/26/arsenal-fan-gets-married-in-full-arsenal-kits/

Crime › Re: Biafra: Nigerian Soldier Attacked A Biafran Broke His Hand - Pictured by macho44(m): 8:40pm On Jan 25, 2016
McCarlito:
Frankly speaking this whole IPOB, MASSOB & BIAFRAN Movements are all a fruitless chase.... Lets just cut the chase and call it what it is...


In other news this story is unreal and it's an imaginary piece crafted out from a brainwashed fellow to make the Nigerian soldiers seem so ordinary...
Next time get the facts straight and wake up to reality....
Traffic Seeking Bloggers again oooo.
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Business › Re: How Bet9ja Ruined My Life! by macho44(m): 6:35pm On Jan 25, 2016
IamChuzzy:
life of a gambler! pathetic.... Addiction to soccer betting is worse than cancer! Quit today and save your life... improve on your blogging skills and work hard, $3000 will be your least for a month. Blogging is a beautiful career and anyone who has the skill shouldn't abandon it. It's pretty lucrative...

Sorry man...
Well Said bro, I'm a big fan.

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