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Speechless3:
oooowww *xxlushing* hope your breath is back

Una 2 dey play love for hia?

Speechless3:
Just when i thought he likes me

Na Sleeping beauty Things ooo

prettythicksme:
Whaaaaaat!!baddest fruits!

I tell u oooooh

Ur head is dia

saintloveren:
I CONCUR.

Elosky20:
blood of buhari. where efcc self

LOL, dem follow?

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Source:http://adielem.com/2016/01/21/two-fruits-that-destroyed-the-world/
Two fruits that destroyed the world. Ever wondered about how true the above cliché is! Well it indeed is true, from the time of the first Humans who were the first occupants of the earth, who were our fore bearers “Adam & Eve” we are all too familiar with the story of the forbidden fruit which we were all made to believe was an “APPLE’.
Read more at:http://adielem.com/2016/01/21/two-fruits-that-destroyed-the-world/

Source:http://adielem.com/2016/01/21/1356/
Checkout this hilarious photos of American President, Barrack Obama rocking various hairstyles;
For more pics visit:http://adielem.com/2016/01/21/1356/

contactmorak:
A girl named Barbie-diva on Instagram shared these photos on her page calling the man in the pics her 'bae'. But it so happens that her 'bae' is a married man named Sampala207 on Instagram. All these alakoba side chics. Lol. Anyway, the man reached out to her publicly and asked her to immediately delete the pictures, that he was no 'bae' of hers. Lol. For those who don't know what 'bae' means, it's a term of endearment for your significant other. Doesn't she know he's married?

Naija wives and the headaches they go through because of social media. Dem no call your husband for ministerial position, na all this kind thing dem dey see him name inside...lol. Continue...

The girl has still not taken the photo down...lol.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/drama-as-married-man-asks-side-chic-to.html

Lesson to all dem single women, Say no to being a Side Kitty-kat after all U have d same thing with those called wives.
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heryourdayji:
I am in this relationship, and I and my boyfriend have had quite a rocky relationship. We often quarrel and argue and just recently, I found out that he had joined a dating website. This surprised me as I don’t know why he would do that while we were together. I confronted him and he apologized, claiming that he only did it because we were having a lot of problems and thought that we were done at the time. I was extremely hurt and angry so I broke up with him and told him that i never wanted to see him again.


The day after that, I was hanging out with one of my male friends, we got into a serious talk and ended up having sex.

I had sex with my friend, hoping it was going to make me feel better but i ended up feeling a lot worse after. I have never done things like this, but when I decided to sleep with my friend I don’t think that my boyfriend and I would ever get back together.



After a few days, he called me (my ex) we were talking and we got all emotional and we decided to give things another go. I love him so much and really want to be with him but I was sad because it took me having sex with my friend to realize how much I wanted my boyfriend back. Having sex with my friend also made me realize how easily mistakes are made so i am willing to forgive my boyfriend for joining the dating site.


We are back together now but I have not told him that I slept with someone else during our short break up and I really don’t want to tell him because i am afraid he will not forgive me and that I will lose him forever this time. I feel like I am being dishonest, which I so hate the feeling but I definitely hate the thought of having to tell him more. So my question is, if you sleep with someone else during a short break up do you need to tell your partner that u slept with someone else? Or is it none of their business when you have broken up?


Please I need good advice from mature romanceland esp guys

Next time make sure u snap photos or record videotape to give ya boyfriend as evidence.
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Bbeee:
FC Ifeanyi Ubah, one of the two privately owned clubs in the Nigerian Professional Football League has set the pace in its bid to win its first league title. The football club owned by the Billionaire businessman, Dr. Patrick Ifeanyi Ubah, has just flown in six footballers and two assistant coaches from Brazil after successful negotiations with their clubs. The players and coaches who landed Lagos, Nigeria at about 1:30PM aboard South African Airline today looked excited at the challenge ahead.


In telephone conversation with the club's media team about the arrival of the players/coaches, the Club Chairman, Mr Chukwuma Ubah stated how delighted the club is with the arrival of the Brazilian players and coaches. He affirmed his belief and confidence in the Brazilian players/coaches and their capacity to bring their experience to the team with a view to winning the league title for the first time and within its second attempt. He said that the choice of Brazilians will spur and challenge our local talents to bring out the best in them to meet international standard. He reiterated the club's desire to win the league this coming season and promised that the club will stop at nothing to achieving its goal.

The Agent of the players, Mr. Alexander in a visibly elated mood poured encomiums on Dr. Ubah and the Club's management for their vision and determination to become the premier football club not only in Nigeria, but in the whole of Africa. He further stated that FC Ifeanyi Ubah is a promising team and expressed his optimism to continue to partner positively with the club to achieve greater and lofty heights. He assured that the players will put in their best to ensure that the club achieves its goal of winning the Premier League title.
The players and coaches will be joining the other players at the club's camp base in Ibadan to commence preparations for the forthcoming season.
The Nigerian Professional Football League which kicks off by the end of February is poised to be full of fun, excitement and glamour with the arrival of the Brazilian players and the Nigerian Football League will be better for it.

Source : LIB

By d time Boys wey dey vex Kick dem Back n forth, dem go know d difference BTW "SAMBA" n "SHOKI".
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Source :www.adielem.com
Important message from Crime Stoppers, please read... and share to groups!
While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....
"There are several things to be aware of ... Gangs and thieves are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.
"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.
DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 10111 and REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.
"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.
THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY CRIMINALS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."
Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe.
Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM. SHARE THIS POST TO LOCAL FACEBOOK GROUPS.
Also read:http://adielem.com/2016/01/06/15-amazing-football-prophecies-of-20161298/

WiLdFLame:
If you searching for towns with high rates of fuckable-fucking ladies and guy, then dont stress your self too much. just relocate to these or any of towns and you have the promised of getting laid every seconds.
Atleast 90% of ladies and guys there are high sexually active especially their ladies,aaaaah dont joke with their sexual prowess. fear them, if they are GF/BF/WIFE/HUSBAND cos they're baddest cheerful giver of this thing enh and sex predators.
1.EDO
2.ONDO
3.AKOKO
4.CALABAR
5.AKURE
Fear folks from these regions sexually...

Bros A beg, which of the aforementioned towns ur village dey?
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obiremy:
The victim sent in the mail last night. Here is her what she said...

“I am a student of Leadcity Uni Ibadan; as I was coming from school this afternoon, I was hungry so I went to an eatery that’s ( Mr Biggs Mobil, it’s in 
Ibadan too ). I bought 2meat pie n pet coke.

I sat there to eat it; after eating the first one n wanted to eat the second I saw a dead half cockroach in it. I showed them the pie; as I was showing the guys working there; a security guy named Bode who works there; he says y r u shouting it doesn’t mean n it’s normal during production.

I have the Bode guys pic; he even said he’s gon slap me if I say anything again. Pls I have the pic of the meat pie. Thanks. And the receipt which has today’s date for you to b sure. Thanks.”

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/01/girl-gets-harassed-after-finding.html

Lol Mr Biggs Cockroach-spiced Pie. Bon appetite.
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abushman:
bros no day look life like that ooo...if you work HARD you play HARD

HARD WORK pays

No mind am, na so person take dey identify "BEEF" Producers.
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abushman:
bros no day look life like that ooo...if you work HARD you play HARD

HARD WORK pays

No mind am, na so person take dey identify "BEEF" Producers.

lifeisabitch:
I remember when I was stilll in the world, I was more attractive, appealing and happier. A good doze of sex drives stress, frustration and anger away.
Now that I have decided to remain celebate tilll marriage, I realise I get angry often, the certain glow I had is not as it use to be.

But I am not deterred, I must continue to keep myself till the chosen time of the lord.

Hmmmmm dis ur "Confessional Testimony" eeehn. Odikwa very suspicious oooo. www.adielem.com

nairayouthcom:
https://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/john-obi-mikel-of-nigeria-gestures-during-the-2014-fifa-world-cup-brazil-group-f-match-600x356.jpg

Everyone keeps mistaking me for John Obi Mikel.
I don even tire sef.

https://778819914.r.worldcdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/IMG_20160119_092234.jpg

cc:lalasticlala, r231 , Freiburger

Not yet u have to born ya own twins and make e no be with village gal ooooo.
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scantee:
Hello N'landers! Please i am very sorry to come up again with this my fiancee matter again, for those of you who might be familiar with my previous threads https://www.nairaland.com/2666138/want-call-off-marriage..i-feel concerning her attitudes will understand better.

Brief Intro: i met this girl some years back when she was still on 1st Semester 200L in one of the university in SE states, though we met in Lagos...we fell in love <fast forward> i wanted to marry her then but she said i should allow her finish her school before we can officially get married (she was 20yrs then) while i was in my mid 20tez as well, so i decided to wait since i am still young & not in a rush, we are like everything to each other, i introduced her to my entire family members, friends, relatives & work coliquez, i made them understand we would be getting married during or after her final year in school, we are in a distance relationship because my work takes me to places within & outside the country, we only spent time together only during her holidays (i.e after 4 months) practically all her friends knows about me though i never met them in person, we really love each other so much that people believe we are unbreakable...

To shortened the story..we spent time together in Lagos last xmas before she traveled for new year..while i stayed back in Lagos, & we have agreed that we would be getting married this being her final year in school, i noticed that since she left for the new year celebration in her village our communication declined so much, she hardly called or pick my calls, when i complained she attributed that to a bad network in the village where she went to spend some days with her friend that was getting married that last year.

NOW SHE IS BACK TO SCHOOL..the same thing is still happning, she does not give me much attention again, hardly called, if i called she will claim to be so tired having hectic day in school, so i got tired of everyting yesterday when i called her she did'nt pick my call rather she text me that is was very busy & will call me back when she is done, after 2hrs no call back i decided to call her back & her number was busy, after she done making her call she picked my & said she was on call with her sister, i asked what she was doing that kept her busy from 8;30pm -10:30pm she said she was ironing & cooking. I felt unconvinced i asked her are you tired of me? She said yes & laughed, i was shocked, i ask her why, she said she can't even explain it herself, i then ask..

ARE U SEEING SOME ELSE OR HAVING CRUSH ON ANY GUY? She said yes that it started last year, the guy use to come visit her in her hostel, but now she has lost contact with the guy, though nothing has ever happend between them, i felt like i was dreaming because i can swear for this girl that she can never do such...she said though she declined the guys proposal to date him because she does not see the possibility of it happning. Now i fell betrayed after all these years of waiting even when some friends adviced me against it, i have lost the trust in her, right now i feel so hurt, she pleaded that she don't even understand what is happning to her that she is confused, she then said she just feel like being left alone to concentrate in her final year project...

please i feel so sad right now because i put all my egg in one basket in the name of love, my imagination is just going wild about her right now, i have lost apitite for food & loosing concentration, i so much love & trust her. Please how do i overcome this now? help me..

Hmmmm Mr Loverboy, ur case is very hilarious! My friend! forget that bitch joooor, women are many, wives are few.
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CastedDude:
"What A Miracle"; See How This Lady Cheated Death During Christmas Period. PIC

It is as they say "Every disappointment is a blessing in disguise". This lady has narrated her miraculous experience after cheating death/tragedy due to a little disappointment which got her down last year December (2015). Her inspiring testimony was shared on Facebook.. Read below;

What a Christmas! on 24th Dec 2015 at 6 am, I came to a car park, paid my transport fair, kept my big traveling bag close to the bus where others kept theirs, went to fill in my name, came back to put my bag into the bus I was suppose to board.

To my utmost surprise, my box was no where to be found. They searched the whole park for about three hours but all to no avail, I wept bitterly and lamented that God has failed me because all my belongings were in the bag: my international passport containing my USA visa, my expensive weavon, my new cloths, jewelries and so many other things.

I was in agony but I never knew God spared my life, he took all away to secure my life towards 2016. I went back to my sisters house where I came from and of cause the bus left. That day was hell for me, people were happy and jubilating on Christmas eve but I couldn't, I was at home I had no good dress on me.

Lo and behold On 25th evening a news came to me that the bus I was suppose to board had an accident and no one came out alive. God took death away from me, because its only the living that can stand and recover all. I turn to say this Christmas is the best Christmas so far.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/01/what-miracle-see-how-this-lady-cheated.html

The Ways of Our GOD is not comprehensible to mere mortals!, On ur Behalf I am thanking GOD.
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Banter1:
http://www.kemifilani.com/2016/01/prophet-sets-member-ablaze-says-god.html

Choi! Our People Perish cuz they lack knowledge, Abeg wisdom is the principal thing, in all u do, apply WISDOM. Common Sense no common.
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ObiOmaMu:
A few days ago, Maima and her lovestruck boyfriend/hubby Iceprince had taken to their social media pages to gush about the love they for each other.

Fast forward to minutes later, gist and pictures broke that revealed Maima had been keeping warm in another man's arms - Abuja big boy named Akin. The story went viral and Iceprince himself took to his Twitter to defend his girlfriend saying:
Lol these men will do anyyyything to break up me and my girl tho. Smh. Even the married ones?!? Sigh just go to church bro. Love God. Can’t keep a hot girl away from
being checked out.
It’s toooo much fun to watch em try Forreal Forreal lol… Forgive me guyz! Catching #Feelings for ya tho.”

Well, guess what. The Abuja big boy who Maima allegedly cheated on Iceprince with has by himself posted revealing photos of himself with Maima enjoying a recent vacation in Paris. And the photos have Iceprince nowhere in sight.

Akin posted the pics on his Instagram and after he was sure a media blog had picked it up, he deleted the pics from his IG. Clear indication he's trying to pass a message to Iceprince that he isn't trying to break him up with his girl, they have actually been together. Wow! Wonder what Iceprince's next reply is going to be.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/rich-guy-iceprinces-girlfriend-was.html

9ja Hoes, always having an assistant Boyfriend Since before Independence.
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Ikengawo:
Biko, ego n'ile i tirri na uloaku, je hota ya, zuta ala n'ile i werre ike i zuta.

mana ego Naira gaa daafo ka 1 = 300. O gaa daa ka 700 mbe nde IMF ge merri Buhari. Oge ahu, ego n'ile i burru na uloaku gee fepushia finish.

Mbe i zuta ala, i werre ike i re ya, hota ego ngi oge ozor. Ndi igbo birri na obodo oyibo ga zuta ala n'ukwurru i ru olu haa mbe naira gaa da 700+ maka nor ga shi ha ike.

Je na uloaku, burru ego ni o! Zuta ala. Currency ga da, ego nor na ala a gani ekwe daa. Owu ga saa onye obula bu cash tani. Ndi burru ala ga burru ako

Nwanne Ehn, inyego ndi Ofe-mmana serious "Wounding" ooo. www.adielem.com

DULLARDipo:
Jesus! May we and our families never experience painful death this year IJN!

Amen n Amen

AwesomeDuru:
The innocent little boy is not looking at anything. Probably he even has his eyes closed sef. Stop begging a situation that is not there. Do you think he has attention by looking up there? What's even there to see? Dirty pants, Bushy v.agina, yeast infection.. There's nothing glorious under a woman's skirt trust me.

Walahi Talahi! U are d man bro.
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ps3o:
there are many fraudsters out there.
I can get register and you get activated under 4hours

Bros! How so u sure? abi u have juju?

naughtynaughty:
I just found out last night that my wife
has been sleeping with my land lady .
After church yesterday I told my wife
that I will be going to hang out with
the boys, since she said she was tired
and wanted to go sleep.



I drove her home and left to go hang
out with the boys , but the real truth
behind it was that I just wanted to
surprise her when she had gone to
bed, my intention was to use the
opportunity to decorate the house and
wrap all her gifts.



So after few hours of hanging out with
my friends, I decided to drive home
since I believed that she must have
slept. The gate man opened the gate
for me, I drove in and was tip toeing
into the house in other not to make a
noise I followed the back door . I could
hear panting and moaning sounds
from my inner room, but I did not want
to
assume, so I went in, I noticed it was
coming from our bathroom , so I went
in and saw the shocker of my life.



My landlady that is a pastor in church
was f*cking my wife with a vibrator ,
this d**k vibrator ladies wear was what
she was wearing as my wife was bent
to the wall shouting out her a**, It was
not even normal s*x but anal s*x .



I could not even stand the sight , I just
pretending like I fainted . I could hear
the confusion on their feets as they
talked to themselves . The landlady
said (let us kill him, cause this will spoil
my reputation , my wife said never ,
my land lady said he will destroy my
image ,but I could hear my wife
running around in confusion as she ran
out to reach for her phone .



I was still trying to open one eye to
see wot was happening when I noticed
a dark stuff coming to my face , my
landlady was trying to kill me with a
pillow, so I quickly grabbed her by the
neck and pushed her to the floor ,
where she hit her head on the bath
and fell to the ground .



I quickly rushed her to the hospital and
reported to the police . Am still in the
police station as I send this email . The
first thing that came to my mind was
break_or_makeup. Please this is no
joke. I need to know my next step .

My advice fr u? Makeup! www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/man-whose-wife-has-been-sleeping-with.html?m=1 cc seun lalasticlala

Even Devil sef go bow for ur lies. I bet this one go make front page.

Nikkyparadise:
Still don't really understand


She alwas prefer me Fingerin*g her than fu*cking

She moans very loud like her whole life depends on it wen am during d finger*ing stuff dan wen am f*ucking her.......


Have asked her, her reasons 4 dat
bt she was lyk "u gat d magical fi*ngers dan d magical dick"..
.

Pls wat shuld i do

Very much surprised at how this kain mumu disjointed sentences take make front page,abi d moderator na ur family member?

Goooooooaaaaaaaaaaaal. Osas Okoro, brother To Stanley Okoro puts Local Eagles One goal up.
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obiremy:
Nollywood actress, Joke Jigan has been blasted by her fans after posting this "eye-soothing" pictures of her b0*bs while held up in traffic at Ajah area of Lagos. She took to her Instagram page to post the pictures few minutes ago, with the caption: Stupid ajah traffic.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BArSj18M2or/?taken-by=oluwajokelet

Advertising her obviously Sagged mammary glands for prospective suitors. www.adielem.com

emmy2fyn:
It's here again during December I posted a site for interested graduate but was later removed but now am ready to share it again so,If any one is interested in importation business he or she should post an email address here. This is free and after u'v import don't forget to make comments

Mgerrard700@gmail.com