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abiodun2007:
The actress has joined the waist training gang as she worked out this night ..Love her colourful workout space!
Caption: Night sweat!!!#myhappyplace#fitness#healthyliving

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAP6BHihnFj/?taken-by=chikaike

cc: lalasticlala, ishilove, ijebabe

stupidity:
I saw an ad on job section of nairaland, immediately I mailed my CV, after some days I got a feedback to come for an interview today.

I got there and from what I saw, the coy is much more better than the current coy I work for, and I guess their pay would have put a bigger grin on my face. So after waiting for some minute, I was called in and told to introduce myself, I introduced myself and I was asked series of questions which I answered correctly and the employers were impressed(I guess).

One skinny guy among them asked me how I got to know about the recruit. I told him I saw it on nairaland. He asked if I'm a nairalander or a guest, I told him I'm a confirm nairalander and a complete romancelandist. He asked for my moniker to see my post and comments.(Biggest mistake). #at first I wanted to give them moniker of the likes of "Tallesty, ronald4lyf, decker etc.
But I quickly thought what if they ask me to log in my username and password for them to see my profile to be sure its truly me. So I just bone face and let it out "STUPIDITY sir!!!"

Skinny guy: - "What"
Me - I said STUPIDITY sir"
They: *all cuts in* is that your moniker??
Me - yes sir.




That was it they were just laughing uncontrollably at what they saw with my nairaland moniker and forgot I was sitting there and waiting for them.

After wasting my time, the skinny guy told me to go, I asked him if I should expect a feedback from them, they all told me to forget about it that I am not a serious somebody.

I answered him "but sir, that moniker is only my online personality, my offline personality is the real me, he backfired me and said "my friend I said use that door, if by mistake you work here with us, you will eventually download your online personality to our coy and start "GONKING" our female workers".......

lovdoc:
After a long drawn media battle,families of Afro hip-hop singer, David Adeleke (aka Davido) and his Baby mama, Sophia Momodu, have fi­nally signed a peace agreement.

They decided to resolve amicably, the child trafficking allegation levelled against the music star. According to the SUN, this came at a meeting held at the instance of the Na­tional Agency For the Prohibition of Trafficking In Per­son (NAPTIP) which was attended by Sophia, the musi­cian’s father, Deji Adeleke, Mr. and Mrs. Dele Momodu, Adeleke’s lawyer, counsel to Dele Momodu, Gbolaga Ajayi, Mr. Ajayi Famakinwa, and NAPTIP’s representa­tives.
At the meeting, it was decided that the issue be resolved amicably and that both families should stop the ongoing media war.
Consequently, both sides were made to sign an agree­ment to stop the media face-off.

NAPTIP’s representatives, who took Sophia and Dele Momodu and his wife’s statements, advised the Adelekes to allow the child’s mother have access to her child, currently in custody of Davido’s half-sister, Ashley Adeleke.Hmmmmmm na wa ooooo, abeg in order news checkout this link http://adielem.com/2016/01/06/15-amazing-football-prophecies-of-20161298/

Momodu’s lawyer, Gbolaga Ajayi, who con­firmed that the meeting held, told Daily Sun that the issue of blackmail being alleged by Davido does not arise.

“What will Dele Momodu blackmail Davido for; mon­ey, position or what?” he queried.

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2016/01/finally-davido-and-babymama-sign-peace-accord.html

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timidapsin:
Very strange world indeed, the cow refused to die after they cut its head
I dont know the country where this happened but watch the video below and be thrilled.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIk8-xogaKw

source: Afriwap.com
cc: lalasticlala , mynd44

Collins9156:
SHOCKING: Governor Mimiko Disgraced And Treated Like A Criminal By The DSS.




This afternoon, on his way to Bayelsa to visit Governor Dickson of Bayelsa state and also accompany him to some last minute campaign outing, Governor 
Mimiko's plane was invaded by men of the DSS immediately they landed in Port Harcourt.

The DSS team who claimed to be working with orders from above denied the occupants of the plane exit from the plane for almost 2 hours. They ransacked the jet and all the bags onboard. The passengers, including the Governor were searched thoroughly by the men of the DSS before letting them go as nothing was found on them. They did not disclose reasons for their action or what it was they were looking for to the terrified Governor.

There's speculations that the DSS was hoping to find money or ballot papers but nothing of such was found.
More details coming soon.....

wealthinfos:
In I985, former military Ruler,Ibrahim Badamosi Babangida, Kicked Buhari out of Office through Military Coup Dictact and Former National Security Adviser to ex president, Goodluck Jonathan, Sambo Dasuki Immediately placed Buhari in Chains, at that time Nigerians were celebrating the Muslim festival and enjoying the public holidays

Sambo Dasuki, led a team of four Police men which include, Abubakar Dangiwa Umar, Lawan Gwadabe, Abdulmumuni Aminu, and arrested Buhari 1n August 26th 1985

Buhari was arrested and his government toppled, IBB, through the help of Dasuki, threw Buhari into Prison custody

Dasuki was then made the ADC (aide-de-camp). to babangida

Buhari was left to rot in jail for two years and this wrecked his love life with Safinatu

Buhari and Hajia Safinatu got married in 1971 and they have five children, 4 girls and a boy. - But upon Buhari's Release, Safinatu Divorced Buhari as she was reported to had been Devastated over Buhari's Arrest

Safinatu Served as First Lady of Nigeria from December 1983 to August 1985. She Divorced Buhari in 1988 which led to Buhari's Romance with ''Aisha'' in 1989, Now Aisha Buhari, Current Nigeria's First Lady

However, Hajia Safinatu is no More, She died in 2006 from complications from diabetes.

While Sambo Dasuki is being Prosecuted by Muhammadu Buhari over alleged Fraud and Embezzlement of Funds Meant for Procurement of Arms during the last Administration.

From the developments on the Dasuki trial it seems Buhari has vowed to jail Dasuki as a payback for the pains he went through in the hands of Dusuki and his principal IBB.

Andrelearns:
http://entertainmentfame.com/43-yr-old-man-with-bionic-penis-will-finally-lose-his-virginity-this-week-photos/

A man who had his penis ripped off in
a horror accident in childhood is to
lose his virginity to an “award
winning” dominatrix.
Mohammed Abad from Edinburgh is
to rendezvous with Charlotte Rose in
London after a dinner date this week.
Rose, a sexual freedom campaigner,
offered to have sex with Mohammed
after learning he had surgery to fit an
8-inch

More details>>> http://entertainmentfame.com/43-yr-old-man-with-bionic-penis-will-finally-lose-his-virginity-this-week-photos/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Can you stay 43 yrs without sex??

jaylister:
http://www.hygist.com/2016/01/dija-vs-linda-ikeji-and-yvonne-nelson.html


DIJA THE MAVIN QUEEN VS LINDA IKEJI AND YVONNE NELSON BRE*ST? COMPARE

Add you photos

gamaliel121:
this is bad mehn....

Ladies it aint worth it

My sisters manage the small backsides you have please and please...!!!

ronald4lif:
It ceased being a joke when you mentioned rape. Rape is a sensitive issue that need sensitization and complete eradication not something to tacitly encourage via jokes.

BrightEye:
so u never see where toast and sex happen the same day in 9ja?

mascot19:
Pls help me,i bought AdSense acc, I want to ask if to buy traffic is good

sugarbelly1:
On 1st of January, 2016 Nollywood actress, Mercy Aigbe was a year older. Her husband hosted her and her friends at a private dinner somewhere in Lagos and her bestie, Mide Martins attended. A short video from the private dinner was posted yesterday online and while others were busy eating and having fun, Mide Martins (also married) was resting her head on Mercy Aigbe’s husband’s chest. People quickly called Mercy’s attention to it telling her, Na So E Dey Start. Some went on to ask that why will a married woman and mother of two like Mide do such a thing, afterall she is not a child. Anyway, the comments went on and on. See some of them


https://www.instagram.com/p/BACgWl6SjIz/

steveneche:
Do u Think like a man?

DouchessPunkyII:
You're a commitment phobe. You don't want a close relationship because it requires much more effort than your distant relationships. In a way, you're keeping a part of yourself to yourself, not completely vulnerable & exposed. Also, you could be the type that prefers fantasy over reality. When you're dating someone from afar, it gives you the chance to indulge in daydreaming & fantasy, the pining, etc. I think you've gotten addicted to the fantasy part, on top of being afraid of commitment or getting close to people in the flesh.

Just curious, how do you deal with the trust issues that arise when you're dating someone that doesn't live in close proximity?

MzPecs:
"When you're ready to be a student then the right teacher will come and teach you"

Same is applicable to you, when you're ready to be a husband then you'll start loving your woman stay close to you.

noetic5:
http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/37002/9/exclusive-im-very-crazy-and-naughty-in-be.html

400billionman:
Buhari must probe him..

akksplendor:
Wait, a pig is trying to hump a goat? Lol...this was spotted at new site River raine wonderful Oji-river in Enugu State...

www.newseveryhour.com/2015/12/wtf-photos-of-pig-humping-goat-in-enugu.html