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CelebritiesRe: Dbanj To Marry Genny In August! by macjive01(op): 12:32am On May 05, 2011
SEFAGO:
genevieve is hot, relative to other Nigeria girls though. But she is aging fast. Dbanj shuld have married someone in the 23-25 agre bracket IMO.
Abeg how else do someone age? slow?

dbanj, according to wikipedia is 31 , of which official age cud be like 36 .

so 36 yrs old man marrying 23, abi?  No wonder marriages dont last anymore.
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj To Marry Genny In August! by macjive01(op): 12:28am On May 05, 2011
hahahaha ,. what a song( i just had sex! ) - cant believe i listened to the whole thing. mehn!
PoliticsRe: The by macjive01: 12:21am On May 05, 2011
some guys surely gets a hard-on thinking about Biafra. SMH
PoliticsRe: The by macjive01: 12:18am On May 05, 2011
hahaha how about lagos? grin grin grin

delta?

abuja?

kogi?
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj To Marry Genny In August! by macjive01(op): 11:49pm On May 04, 2011
so if u wud give her a 4/5 what classification wud that be?

beautiful

pretty

cute

nice

poor

ugly
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj To Marry Genny In August! by macjive01(op): 11:39pm On May 04, 2011
sbeezy8:
genny is fukin ugly like real talk
sorry what makes her ugly abeg?

i am not her big fan but i don't think she could be classified as anything near ugly. IMO she is pretty.
CelebritiesDbanj To Marry Genny In August! by macjive01(op): 11:23pm On May 04, 2011
news buzzing on twitter around lagos is that the nigerian screen queen diva wud be officially getting married to the koko master, Dbanj.
https://korrectnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hh.png

As she celebrated her 32 birthday yesterday at elite private member's club,"bungalow 8", in London Dbanj was reported to be all over the place, couldn't spare to take his eyes off the seemingly apple of his eyes.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/434435_rosy33_jpg4e0509f4bcec7c571d247c9b09b52b3b

sources close to the koko master, friends and relatives have confirmed that the impeding announcement is ever closer than anyone could imagine.

buzzes  also has it that come August genny, as friends call her, might be taking a walk down to the altar, into the awaiting arms of the koko-master to become official a kokolet.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/434431_rsy22_jpg76ebe230f464a270a453cf528e95c269


http://naijaura.com/thestyle/?cat=7




could this be our "kate and wills" remake?



[size=16pt]if i may add, genny has the loveliest armpit in Nollywood! ( no argue, has been verified) [/size]
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve In Bikini – Hi Magazine May 2011 Issue by macjive01: 10:54pm On May 04, 2011
best armpits. . . . go genny!
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 6:52pm On May 04, 2011
dayokanu:
JK,

We can fast and pray in my room too. I have a big enuff bed for that
Sorry man but cud u pls go sit down somewhere, can u?
Why wud u want to mk ursef  a source of temptation and distraction in this summer?
Did u not read somewhere that she is a prayer warrior ? Fasting and prayer strong as well?


Abeg free her ooh, free her from unnessary distraction, We need more of such voice in this life. A Life women now think they re the gods and men shd/ needs to b shown a "lesson". Quoting SA lady:" such men shd be sexually starved to death!"


Are men becoming endangered specie ?
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 6:41pm On May 04, 2011
MEHN! U re so GOOD! I tot I had seen the best Nigeria cud possibly offer in the wisdom-filled, curly-hair-topped, soft-scalp head of CC .

What's ur name again? Jennykadry, as in Jennifer , right? Damn ! Why haven't I notice u before now?

But could u please elaborate more on what the man should do.
Steps to take ( pls no divorce ).

Shd he pay for her holiday to go with her friends ?

Shd he disown his MIL ( for suggesting such humiliating idea) ?
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 3:33am On May 04, 2011
Elpieda:
Chair cover please can I have your email addyhuhor could u email me at aao08b@acu.edu
hmm. . . . this one u re asking for email she is not the one prancing around n.aked ooh? just telling u.
PoliticsRe: The Fact Is - Mallam No Get Brain by macjive01: 1:52am On May 04, 2011
OAM4J:
Ileke idi, how fast do your pants down?

I need to know so I can have a clear understanding of what Egbe Nak is saying. grin
hahahahaha, are u for real expecting an answer from her ?
PoliticsRe: The Fact Is - Mallam No Get Brain by macjive01: 12:20am On May 04, 2011
in FUTO they mk u think, inside/ outside the box, help u develop high mental alertness not just to pass an exam.

thats why most businesses accept a FUTO 2:2 for a 2:1 - FACT. . . punch 2004
PoliticsRe: The Fact Is - Mallam No Get Brain by macjive01: 11:30pm On May 03, 2011
Teaching Maths at Unilag:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?


Teaching Maths at Edo state University:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?


Teaching Maths at FUTO:

A logger exchanges a set "L" of lumber for a set "M" of money. The cardinality of set "M" is 100. Each element is worth one dollar. Make 100 dots representing the elements of the set "M." The set "C", the cost of production contains 20 fewer points than set "M." Represent the set "C" as a subset of set "M" and answer the following question: What is the cardinality of the set "P" of profits?



Teaching Maths at Aboki Babcock University:

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
PoliticsRe: The Fact Is - Mallam No Get Brain by macjive01: 11:30pm On May 03, 2011
mallam reality joke


Who is d fool btw these two?


An aboki was withdrawing money from d ATM.

The aboki behind him laffed out loud and said :"Ha! Ha! Haaa! walai u i be pool, me I don see am por ya fassword na pour stars(****).


1st aboki: nansense na u i be pool, na 1258 be my fassword, Lơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡l
FamilyRe: Husband Cheating by macjive01: 8:50pm On May 03, 2011
only a stupid naija man wud think of a divorce finding out his wife having sex with another woman. it whiff fantasy. a good talk wud do.
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 7:12pm On May 03, 2011
naijababe:
suscribed
Best post so far - That's the cold truth there!
I dont know how much more  u expect this man to pray and fast, he is doing so much already! He is in RCCG plus vigils with mountain of fire. These two churches are not even close to his house yet he steadfastly adhere to his strict prayer routine.
And pls don't mention tithe cos he religiously pays it as at when due.

Evil spirit ? Why can't the spirit infest the man for once let the woman be the one to pray it out ?
FamilyRe: Husband Cheating by macjive01: 6:56pm On May 03, 2011
If u re black and he cheated on you with a whit woman, Mehn go and sit down, it means nothing, just a whiff fantasy that wud never take his attention, luv or care away from u and ur family.

Have a word with him and I bet he wud be more careful or completely desist from it. A black, Nigerian married man can never wud never compare a White girl's life style with his. I absolutely believe it is just a fling. Every body does it, it's nothing- more like smoking weed- not good but just want to have a taste.

If u re White? ? ? undecided
RomanceRe: New Romance Section Decree by macjive01(op): 6:42pm On May 03, 2011
Propose to wat/who? Condom olympics ??
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 9:00am On May 03, 2011
jennykadry:
CC you do not know the financial situation of this family. So whether it costs a arm leg or not is not the issue. I have asked this question, if she didn't bulge when he was doing so many things for her what is the guarantee it will happen now? if they go away, say take for instance they are not in Nigeria, who will take care of their kids while they are are gone? a nanny ? undecided

He needs to stop acting all soft and face this issue like a man .No amount of weekend getaway will make a woman wanna be with you if she doesn't wanna be with you. He has been too soft for 6 months now it is time to change  his game, sit her backside down and ask her what she wants. IS SHE BLOODY GAME OR NOT?DOES SHE WANNA BE IN THIS MARRIAGE OR NOT?
wud he do it ? this guy is so bolted to his church believe, praying day and night waiting for miracle. As i earlier, prayer doesn't help in this kind of issue it need flesh and blood action. i was discussing with some guy who suggested the man wait on her  from one of her " girls" night-out, on entry the house "light" her a blazing slap to wake her up ( wake-up/sit-up slap), that she wud then  know he is "no-longer joking" .
PoliticsRe: OHAKIM Is Best For IMO Guber. Reason It Out Critically. Isn't Rochas A Fraud? by macjive01: 8:46am On May 03, 2011
dude there is no way in HELL ohakim! OHAKIM anya 4:30 cud have truly won in MBAISE!

MBAISE has always been a strong APGA stronghold. OJUKWU got his highest votes from the LGA in mbaise in 2003.

Mbaise voted overwhelmingly for chris anyanwu APGA against pdp drag queen  kema chikwe just a week ago how possible wud they not have voted rochas who is considered a beloved son of mbaise ?
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 8:27am On May 03, 2011
but since the wife wouldn't say and isn't saying anything, or hasnt said anything this far, do u not think if there is anything substantial she wud have said so ? even if its during one of her better moments- ( probably when she is seated eating the man's cooked food or when she is asking him for money to go on holiday with her friends.

huh?
Politicsdeleted by macjive01(op): 12:45am On May 03, 2011
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FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 11:53pm On May 02, 2011
kokogee:
@ cahaircover, is like u'r not getting clearly; the husband is indebted, u'r working but not indebted(since u said the wife is working) and probably the friend is working as well - would u still ask your husband who is currently indebted to finance your friend's ticket while u save all your money? meanwhile the husband is still the house-maid after they run him into debt with unnecessary expenses of wife's friends and family.

What I can say is that the man has chosen a path to sufferness, bankruptcy and early grave if he continues that way. He needs to be a man that can stand and take decisions that ensures that they(him ans the wife) contribute to the workability of the marriage, else they should go separate. If a man borrows money to take care of his wife(who claims to be working) including the wife's friends and family, what about his own family?

The has not chosen to love the wife, but to be a SLAVE to the wife by trying to satisfy her(that do not even appreciate) by all means and put himself thru unnecessary psychological trauma. The man needs to set himself free b4 he wakes up to realise that the person he has sacrificed so much 4 still leaves him. WHEN A WOMAN IS FED UP, THERE IS NOTHING U CAN DO ABOUT IT - R. Kelly
mehn gee u spoken precisely what was on my mind.

on the "she found sm" , whatever she might hv found wud she not mk him know of it ? confront him if asking is belittling for her, at least to hear him out?  

i also think he pets his wife too much, has made her believe he is lucky she married him ( my friend is all tight, he is good looking, nice features but annoying timid.) the kind of man that believes in prayer and church, every of his problem he will tell u God is alive.

For whatever reason i can't get mysef to believe she (the wife) has not been Intimate since the xmas!

why wud she want to go on holiday with her unmarried female friends leaving her husband at home to cater for their little kids all by himself ?

it is very inappropriate to make wild suggestion abt smone's wife but this case .  .mehn! em get as it be ooh.
RomanceRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises ? by macjive01(op): 6:30pm On May 02, 2011
So if I pray God wud shift his attention from the 6billion plus" other people he is watching to focus his attention on my wife.
I appreciate ur response but let not involve God in this please.
FamilyRe: Wife's Mid-life Crises? by macjive01(op): 6:23pm On May 02, 2011
chaircover:
good Idea but remember that the poster says that he doesnt want a divorce. So if she calls his bluff in return then his plan will backfire.

He is better off finding out what the problem is before making any rash decisions. For example what if she knows something that he doenst know that she knows?
Sorry dear but I didn't get that bit.
RomanceRe: New Romance Section Decree by macjive01(op): 12:39am On May 02, 2011
190(f) don't bother
RomanceRe: New Romance Section Decree by macjive01(op): 12:35am On May 02, 2011
tpiah and the rest u now hav to comply !

ink_nerd could u pls put back your true photo on your profile.

babe!

jennykadry

tetchiness

winslet- (lovely name)

dyt

natasha- if u re actually 16, GTHOOH.

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