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emrain:
how much are you willing to pay?

You are joking, right?

emrain:
I can easily do it. just get two or three random pictures and arrange it.

Why don't you show us what you can do? Upload a picture like the one above and show is the original images.

sleeknaija:
Pls guys I need u pple opinion, I will be 28yrs by july dis year, am I qualified to apply?

Yes you are.

akhis:
This is a powerful Photoshop. If you look at the surroundings, the people standing by aren't looking at the accident. They were focused on another main event happening that made them gathered. Again, you can only have a very clear picture of a motion like this without any blur with a very powerful camera with high aperture. And again, the point of focus of the camera could only be the bike and not the whole screen been focused. And mind you, such cameras are not those cameras on phones and not camera you can see in a place like that except its a movie shot for fast moving objects

I have a big problem with the emboldened. Why do people keep referring to an accident like it's something that says "hey ppl, my name is accident and I'm about to happen on this bike coming, just watch and enjoy yourselves". Another guy calls the ppl taking pictures wicked because they are not helping the accident victims. Dude, it is an accident and unless you are as fast as Allen in the series Flash, you are only gonna help them when the accident is over.

Please guys, the aptitude test is in July, any idea if document screening will be done then?
And for those that have already applied, was the nysc discharge number required?

Please, reply and save a brother #2,500

godoluwa:
truth iz bitter. if lala247 for air iz d same thing wit lala247 in human, then its ok for d guy. btw, if d guy iz 26yrs, its beta 4 him to 4get lala coz it seems lala iz 30+.

Just wondering how you arrived at 30+.

auhanson:
Start your engine cold and check your Your water pump by listening and observing it attentively to make sure it spins freely with no lateral motion or grinding noises[b][/b]

I drive a honda accord 2001 4cyl. Where is the pump located?

Andra8100:
Soo after waiting this long, I can't apply with my 2:2? Hmmm its better to commit suicide than kill mysef oooo lol. Airforce on my mind.

Airforce on my mind too. Even army sef. Anyone that clicks first, I join.

pijay:
The questions come in 3 sections English, Maths and Current affairs. If u pass the exam surely u will go for d next round in the camp.. But in the camp u need God favour and Godfatherism to push u tru..

Please what is the examination in camp like?

LasoulMacuby:
So u mean ur papa na fool. Eyaa! Make God help am o.

My father can't be a fool if he has a smart son like me. But I'm afraid I can't say the same for you and your father.

bebene:
i would have rated your reply 50% if not for your first sentence.

Sorry boss. Comment edited.

LasoulMacuby:
Accidents happening and wicked people taking pictures instead of helping victims

Dumbest comment.

A rally or something was going on and people were taking pictures, and accident happened and the guy coincidentally captured it.
For the person who said it was several pictures pieced together, did you look at the picture at all? Did you look at the two guys on the bike? Is that photoshoped too?

This is pure coincidence, not a big deal.
The only big deal here is his camera.

pbs4real:
she's one of the most matured minded gal here on NL. .i stand 2 be corrected tho. . .she doznt tk tinz 2 personal lyk other galz here who lyk forming james bond.

Bros, your head is there. There's nothing to correct. If all the ladies on Nairaland are as smart and cool headed as Lala247, nairaland will be a much better place.

What a dumb writeup. Walk up to a man that cheats and tell him to his face that his mother is a prostitute and see if he respects his mother or not. The trend on Nairaland is list and I guess you wanted to be noticed.

#dumbestpostever

Luedave:
and u pleased with wot u said. Dude get back 2 d source u got dat info 4 dumb pple lyk u and read well. Volta used a frog leg to power a mini light bulb hw much more human... May d good lord purnish d cursed doctor that failed to abort u

The annoying thing about having an argument with dumb people is that they never understand anything even an insult. I just realised that we don't operate at the same frequency so I will go find more reasonable people to spend my time on.

auchomage:
thanks dear, you should do dsame.sweet dreams

Dude, a word of advice. No woman will like you if they've not seen your face but most won't request for it. Believe you me, the first thing lala247 did on seeing this thread is to look at your profile, actually looking to see your face. So start by putting up ur best picture if you ever want any lady here to take you serious.

auchomage:
How 'bout we do dis all ova again, get to know me! Don't mind what dey are all saying about my jobless condition....it temporal

Have you done it before? No comments on the red.

juniormusa:
Hehe all ds nl stalkers sef

We tend to throw around this word "stalker" a bit too much. I think the guy is just an admirer or a fan, I don't think he has done enough to deserve that title.

#justmyopinion

Luedave:
shut up u mean that turkey... Smh 4 ur daftness

You know, I just realised that all the energy that can be generated from your body can not even power a toy car. You call me daft, I call you smart, but i'd rather be as daft as I am than to be as "smart" as you are.

Lala247:
Lol u dey compare me to car.... Chai see my life

Yeah, because one thing men value so much outside their woman is their cars.

Lala247:
Lol u wicked oh

It's just like walking up to a car dealer you've never met and saying "sir, I will love to drive this beautiful car you are selling but I don't have money to buy it or even maintain it"

Lala247:
Ok si whats ur advice to him

Mayb help him get a job??

My dear, at one point in our lives, we were all jobless. But it's so funny to try to get a girl to like you by telling her how jobless you are and orgasms. Orgasm? Seriously? Kai! Why not get familiar with the girl first, while you keep searching for a job?

auchomage:
I don't want no one sympathy, if you read my post very well,you will see am quite optimistic about my future. Dats just me bin sincere

Every guy is always optimistic. Even an illiterate drug addict is optimistic. No be naija we dey again? Abegi.

Mannylex:
Aite dude...

Its not wrong to love her and express your feelings... But emphasizing the bill, bills and more bills stuffs, gives the notion that your broke, and that would scare lala or any girl at all away... Because asides the bible verse and the lovey dovey stuff you wrote up there, the main content of your post is your financial instability... Good luck though





Have no fear; Mannylex is here

Exactly my thoughts

Luedave:

WHAT IS LALA247? HOW MUCH IS IT? DOES IT WORTH ME BURNIN JUST 1CALORIE TO SEEK 4 IT?

Lala247 is worth every single calory in ur body and all the energy that would be generated by splitting every single cell in your body into atoms.

Lala247:
Lol men.. But at least he want to work he try

A man that really wants to work won't want people to know he's not working. Announcing you are jobless yet trying to woo a lady is pathetic to say the least. He's just trying to get sympathy.

auchomage:
Proverb 19 vs 22 "what's desired in a man is steadfast love, and a poor man is better than a liar. A man who shows his wealth is like a beggar who shows his poverty; they are both looking for alms, the rich man for the alms of envy and the poor man for them alms of guilt.
LaLa247, a wealthy man believes a woman owes him for his time and money, therefore his respect for her is low, so he says " I won't condescend to give her an orgasm, but I believe a woman should be loved and respected. So I won't take for granted the time you give me. Am going to make you feel like heaven is walking with you, holding you high as a bird.
I maybe poor;however, I will love you more for I have nothing else to give, but to love you as long as I live. I know love does not pay the bills, worry less, because it only gets better with you by my side . Also, I know many women with materials and cash, while wishing their men stop cheating or at least give them a descent conversation. I am the right choice my love, with you in my life am going to find me a job and do the best I can to take care of you. However, there might be struggle and some bills might njust have to wait.i will put you first, before first and forever. Love you
Straight from the heart to Lala247.
No hating pls...

Now, this is the definition of pathetic.

pijay:
It depends on them but surely it will be toward the ending of the year or by Jan/feb next year...

That means I stand a chance if I'm getting my discharge certificate in October, right?

FlyboyZee:
Have you checked the water pump to see if it is working?

Please how do I check the pump? A DIY procedure will be appreciated.

Informed men of the thread, I have a 2001 Honda accord. I noticed that when I drive it for a while and slow down to a halt and then try to move, the car will not move with the adequate force no matter how I step on the throttle. Also it's weak at climbing hills. I suspect it doesn't downshift to gear one. No codes on scanning. No rough jerking. Little jerk sometimes on shifting to R and car tends to vibrate a little while on R. Shifting to D4 from N is almost unnoticeable. Gear oil was recently changed with DW-1 because of same problem but it persisted.
Someone said it's a bad mainshaft speed sensor. Please advise. Thanks

Lol, akuko Mike Ejeagha