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michael77777:
Nonsense....come to ariaria and see wonders...ikpeazụ is really working

liar which ariaria market abi the one with bad road everywhere

Danjikanbauchi:
I know the God I serve, he is the way the truth and life no one goes to the father without him, that is my assurance in Christ Jesus.

But same cannot be said about you who believed that you can kill, rape, lied,steal and do all manners of evil at the end you just use water to wash away your evil.

Danshegi bauchi

Danjikanbauchi:
I know the God I serve, he is the way the truth and life no one goes to the father without him, that is my assurance in Christ Jesus.

But same cannot be said about you who believed that you can kill, rape, lied,steal and do all manners of evil at the end you just use water to wash away your evil.

kafiri

Danjikanbauchi:
Alhamdullilah. Allah ya Kara mai nauyin kasa.

insha'Allahu it's you that will experience the torment of hell fire kafiri shegi

thatsleepboy1:
Islam on 72 Virgins/Houris


Koran 44 vs 51 - 54
Koran 55 vs 54 - 56; 70 - 74
Koran 78 vs 31 - 33


Is it true that Islam offers 72 virgins in the afterlife to the believers of that religion?
Short answer: Yes. Muslims do definitely get at least 2 virgins. But they probably get 72.

What do I mean by that? To answer this we have to look at the koran and the Hadith. The Qur’an definitely guarantees the Muslim female playmates in Paradise:

Our’an 44:51-54—As to the Righteous, they will be in a position of security, @mong gardens and springs; dressed in fine silk and in rich brocade, they will face each other and We shall join them to Comp@nions (Houris) with beautiful, big, and lustrous eyes.

The Qur’an tells us also that Muslims arriving to Paradise will be married with these newly created beings, whom no man or jinn has opened their hymens with sexual intercourse before:

koran 55:54–56—They will recline on Carpets, whose inner linings will be of rich brocade: the Fruit of the Gardens will be near (and easy of reach).
Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?
In them will be (Maidens), chaste, restraining their glances, whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

and also:

koran 55:70–74—In them will be fair (Companions), good, beautiful;

Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny?

Companions restrained (as to their glances), in (goodly) pavilions; Then which of the favours of your Lord will ye deny? Whom no man or Jinn before them has touched;

So, the koran tells us that Muslims definitely get a new virginal wife in Paradise.

Allah also made the effort to include an extremely important detail in the Qur’an —the unerring Word of Allah, that has existed since Creation, and is preserved on mighty tablets in Heaven, revealed through the Angel Gabriel to Muhammad, the Seal of the Prophets—regarding these virgins. So I won’t fail to mention it to you folks: We’re not talking about virgin girls who are, uhm…. beautiful, but don’t have much to offer in the body department. Allah makes sure in the kor@n that we know that we’re talking about some serious hooters here:

kor@n 78:31-33—Indeed, for the righteous is attainment - Gardens and grapevines- And full-breasted [companions] of equal age

Ibn Kathir, in his exegesis of above verse, went on further to dissect the vocabulary that Allah uses. Just to be sure that we’re REALLY on the same page here, folks: Meaning, wide-eyed maidens with fully developed breasts. Ibn `Abbas, Mujahid and others have said, (Kawa`ib) "This means round breasts. They meant by this that the breasts of these girls will be fully rounded and not sagging, Tafsir Ibn Kathir - English [78. An-Naba' - Verse: 33]

So, no saggy breasts. That was a very important detail, that the Creator of the Universe needed to tell us! Also, their virginity is somehow an eternal condition. The exegesis of Qur’an 55:54–56 above tells us that Allah made them virgins, immaculate—every time their spouses enter them they find them virgins, nor is there any pain of defloration.

But, what about, if you’re married? No problem: You still get better and improved wives:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 3, Book 9, Hadith 2014—It was narrated from Mu'adh bin Jabal that: the Messenger of Allah said: "No woman annoys her husband but his wife among the Houris of Paradise says: 'Do not annoy him, may Allah destroy you, for he is just a temporary guest with you and soon he will leave you and join us."'

For Muhammad, his 11 wives were only ‘temporary wives’. If he gets to Paradise, he’ll get new wives from above virginal ‘Houris’.

But now, to the question where do we get the number 72 from? Answer: from the following Hadith:

Sunan Ibn Majah Volume 5, Book 37, Hadith 4337—“Abu Umama narrated: "The Messenger of God said, 'Everyone that God admits into paradise will be married to 72 wives; two of them are houris and seventy of his inheritance of the female dwellers of hell. All of them will have libidinous sex organs and he will have an ever-erect penis.”

You’ll get two hot, virginal ones. And also 70 dwellers of hell who are doing their time, servicing Muslims in Paradise.

Huh? Where’s the logic in that?

Well, the Muslim Paradise is depicted mostly pretty similar to a Muslim’s earthly life, but on steroids! While on earth you’ll get to have sex with your female captives of war, the Ma Malakat Aymanukum—’those whom your right hand possess’ (see Qur’an 33:50 among others), logically speaking, the ‘defeated ones’ in the Akhirah (the afterlife) are those unlucky souls in Hell. It’s just fitting that Allah should find some use for them. Help entertaining Muslims in Paradise is one of their uses.

But here’s the problem though: Unfortunately, this Hadith is only classified as Da’eef—·weak. So, maybe it’s true, maybe it isn’t. But my money is, that it is true, since we can see the 72 Houris also echoed at other places, like At-Tirmidhi’s (independent) Hadith compilation:

At-Tirmidhi, vol. 2, page 138—The Prophet Muhammad said "Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) Houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men".

But even if it’s not true. Fear not! A Muslim gets at the le@st two fagins guaranteed! The following are Hadith which are considered Sahih:

Narrated Abu Huraira: The Prophet said, "The first batch (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the full moon, and the batch next to them will be (glittering) like the most brilliant star in the sky. Their hearts will be as if the heart of a single man, for they will have neither enmity nor jealousy amongst themselves; everyone will have two wives from the Houris, who will be so beautiful, pure and transparent that the marrow of the bones of their legs will be seen through the bones and the flesh."

Don’t believe me that they are Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 476

Here’s another one to brighten the day. Whoever had problems on earth with his wife’s body odor, fear not! The Houris will smell fabulous!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group (of people) who will enter Paradise will be (glittering) like the moon when it is full. They will not spit or blow their noses or relieve nature. Their utensils will be of gold and their combs of gold and silver; in their centers the aloe wood will be used, and their sweat will smell like musk. Everyone of them will have two wives; the m@rrow of the bones of the wives' legs will be seen through the flesh out of excessive beauty. They ( i.e. the people of Paradise) will neither have differences nor hatred amongst themselves; their hearts will be as if one heart and they will be glorifying Allah in the morning and in the evening."

Don’t believe me that this one is Sahih? Go check out for yourselves: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 54 Hadith Number 468

A last one. For those Muslims who are upset that their earthly wives tend to spend an eternity on the toilet: Muhammad says: “Don’t worry!” The Houris don’t urinate or relieve themselves, you’ll spend an eternity without ever seeing them go to the toilet!

Narrated Abu Huraira: Allah's Apostle said, "The first group of people who will enter Paradise, will be glittering like the full moon and those who will follow them, will glitter like the most brilliant star in the sky. They will not urinate, relieve nature, spit, or have any nasal secretions. Their combs will be of gold, and their sweat will smell like musk. The aloes-wood will be used in their centers. Their wives will be houris. All of them will look alike and will resemble their father Adam (in statute), sixty cubits tall."

It’s Sahih, alright. Taken from: Sahih al-Bukhari Book Number 55 Hadith Number 544

Conclusions

So, what have we learned today? Yes, if you’re a Muslim and you get to Paradise, you definitely get at least two new virginal wives with breasts that don’t sag!

If you believe Ibn Majah and At-Tirmidhi, you get an additional 70 other wives, making the tally to 72 wives. And you’ll also get eternal erections, so that you can make the best out of your time in the afterlife!

Addendum

This one’s for my Christian and Jewish brothers and sisters, especially the Catholics among you. I just wanted to share this interesting factoid about Muhammad’s ‘virgin’, which Allah promised to him, when he enters Paradise.

Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya—Quoting At-Tabarani al-Muʿjam al-Kabir: ’Abdullah bin Najiyyah narrated to us: "Allah's Messenger, said, “Allah will marry me to Mary bint 'Imran, the wife of Pharaoh, as well as the sister of Moses in Paradise."

Yep. That’s right. Allah promised Muhammad, that he will marry the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus, when he gets to Paradise—among others. Hope this will make you think twice doing a joint service with the local Imam at your church.

[1] Tafsir al-Jalalayn

[2] This Hadith has been curiously deleted from the English editions of Ibn Kathir’s Qasas al-Anbiya, but can be found in its original Arabic text.

so fool where is it quote in the glorious Qur'an show us

ProfAmaben:
Guess work in action. TB Joshua couldn't prophesy his own death

Get lost fraudsters! This 2022, I'm out for fraudulent pastors and Imams, including babalawos. If your prophecy cannot make Nigeria better, who una epp?

funny enough imams don't have time for rubbish revelation only God knows tomorrow

trutht828:
Lolz. E go surprise you

we decide for you slave

explosiveskull:
It is those that will allow northerners to enslave them not me, I made sure I liberated myself and that of my descendants. Am just trying to save people like you that don't know they are already finished and that their destinies have been evaporated with the 30k life support they are placed on.

the fact that you are still here typing this rubbish is enough to believe you be slave to Us the Northern

trutht828:
Lolz. The north would have ruined itself before we know it, thanks to the diligence of bandits and Boko haram and ISWAP.

North no dey finish let have X2 of boko Haram,iswap, bandits north no dey finish we still have slaves to govern

explosiveskull:
this lady that is always featuring in yoruba movies, I love her acting and she is doing well for herself.
Happy birthday adanne.


You see why I said that these northerners are living in a fools paradise, shey na them dey answer kallywood or what is that its name cos they want to infuse islam into it which only them and their people dey watch am even most times no subtitle.
But the rest of the sane country including yoruba and Igbos are under nollywood, can't you see how it is progressing and everyone is happy.

hmmm guy your problem will always be north you never see anything because even your unborn children will be enslave by northern

forege:
Buhari is a terrible human being

am very sure if you can't impregnate your wife Buhari too will be blame

profndu:
Professional politics will continue to keep Nigeria in the stone age. Omicron case started in Nigeria but was discovered in South Africa.. A particular profession wanted to dominate everything just to create job for her unborn generations. The term Medical lab is a selfish-colonization of the field Diagonostic Lab. You can't narrow a broad field to a single department. A field consisting of chemical pathology, parasitology, hematology, microbiology, histology of which each also has branches was narrowed down to a course of greediness called med lab.. The main reason why research in medical field is dead in Nigeria. Specialization is also dead by this act of greediness.. Microbiology alone has more than 3 branches not limited to Immunology, bateriology, virology etc.. One greedy council got these various courses together and call it medical lab.. How can the potentials of these courses by exploited just by tip studying them to carryout lab test only, where is the research that comes from deep knowledge of a course? Med lab has destroyed potentials of these fields that forms the bed rock of medical research, they only touch the cover of each of these courses to become test based medlab. Let there be freedom in all fields of life and you will see that people who started microbiology independently from year one will have many things to offer in that course more than those who study the cover alongside other courses and combine them to answer medlab. Politics will bury Nigeria.

microbiologist are call scientific officer in hospital and Research sector they should contribute their Quota from there

Viraltrends123:
Which year does bch students start doing anatomy and physiology??

help me ask this fat liars ooo

subzeroth:
A fight that they will never win. Imagine medlab scientist fighting against pathologist ..medlab scientist that uses 99% machines and 1% brain to carry out their work, people dat can hardly interpret the simplest of results

that's truth but you can't be one ooo

AutoC:
Start from my first question

for some one who can not distinguish between his left and right it useless to answer such a question

AutoC:
I just asked you to explain Surah 9:111 you are here getting emotional .....I won't argue with you ...I'll floor u with fact

then let see if you will win

MENELIIK:
You can see the lack of tolerance we talk about concerning some Nigerian Christians! Somebody opened a thread on his religion to teach only for you to first lie to comment by agreeing that you are a Muslim just to condemn other people's belief but if anybody quote the bible verbatim you rush to call such person a fanatic. You are an epitome of hypocrisy

don't mind the fools bro their great great grandfather did exactly the same

AutoC:
Ofcouse, most of the things they belive were told to them by cleric...if you Want to fall hand of any Muslim saying anything, ask them to give you a quoranic prove ...na there them go run...

Anyways, OP, I want explanation for Surah 9vs 111....I'm confused there

look at this pig you think Islam is a religion of joke like your. We have every proof of what we say unlike like phantom of lies quote by pastors just to have a fat account

Please how can I get fertile broiler eggs for hatching

ceaser:
There seems to be some balance this time. The nepotism that oozes with the military is apparently less here, obviously because the recruitment process (from employment) for this group was not skewed.

Check the latest recruitments and behold the skew in favour of a particular part. Then subsequently wen they ruse thru the ranks and yet promotion, the already skewed imbalance is what results.

It's long been established in the military. So a few years down the line we have begun seeing more of officers from that region, ditto their corruption. |

ingrates human being everywhere mtcheww

Danjikanbauchi:
Useless baNupe who is more Muslim than Mohammed.

They should all be killed.

just a matter of time you will be their next target God willing

buygala:
This you have forseen for your mother and 1st Child



Baskad

hey pain this fool ooo but don't worry my revelations will definitely come to pass you will surely get one of the illness listed

buygala:
Hmmmmm....see wahala



If the HIV itself does not kill, the toxicity of the constant retroviral drugs will damage the kidneys, liver and God knows what else


All ways now lead to express

Modified...to all those quoting me and telling me I know nothing about what I am talking about...


Please feel free to go get HIV because according to you guys, the retrovirals have no side effect...

It's basic medical knowledge that the kidney purifies whatever is ingested...and when the kidney keeps being overworked by purifying daily ingested drugs, it's just normal it will run into problems sooner or later and allow the toxins in these drugs into the bloodstream...and na dia the raggae go turn to blues

I personally know some people who are living in Nigeria with HIV and the honest truth is that it's not funny for them...strict dieting and compliance with drug dosage, all sorts of precautions to be taken before having sex or even conceiving, and a slow but sure decline in normal immune function...small sickness wey on a normal, no suppose disturb you go kpai you

Forget what Mainstream media brainwashes you with. .these HIV guys are sitting on a time bomb...

Life is already hard enough without having to deal with daily drug intakes and immune supplements...HIV is actually a death sentence....sooner or later

you can write from now till tomorrow but one thing is sure your opinion is not needed a stigmatized like you will soon find himself with one soon either kidney problems or hopefully with cancer more deadly than HIV this I have foresee for you

What happen to others zone? most it always be the north no wonder people are clamouring for secession

franchasng:
Tell them.


Buhari's foolishness made Nnamdu Kanu a star today.


If I happened to be Buhari's son, the moment his tenure ends as President, I will reject him as my father and run away with the loots he has stolen for me and even change my surname because he Buhari has brought so much shame to that name Buhari.



The few people forming likeness for Buhari now are doing so because he is still in power and they want his favor as President. But the moment Buhari comes down as President, that name Buhari will become a shame and a curse that nobody will want to associate with for life.


Fulanis will realize the damage Buhari done to them after 2023.


Musa Yaradua, Atiku Abubakar are all Fulanis and Nigerians from all tribes loved them still.


There is something evil about Buhari, I pity his generation. The billions he has stolen and amassed for them can never save them from the curses their evil father have accumulated for them, unless they denounce and reject him completely.

is possible you have rejected your father on several occasions

Emergingnation:
That's the benefits of supporting evil

He die exactly one year of supporting this evil government..

The blood of innocent protesters that was massacre during #Endsars protest are indeed at work..

see the way foolish people reason I blame the harlot that give birth to you idiot

vanbonattel:
I said they killed at random.

Go back to school and learn how to read.

you should be the one still in school for having brainless thought, where you there?

vanbonattel:
The killing of this man is still a puzzle, it is widely believed that the invaders who shot him and all the others that evening came in from in from the north.

The attackers doesn't even know the road to anywhere and we're shooting passers by, including people at a nearby filling station.

They were clearly strangers and just wanted to assassinate ANY high profile name In a convoy like they did to the owner of udala. They Targeted Busy Junctions For More Publicity And Attention. They didn't know any Dr. Chike Akunyili, just paid to kill people and cause fear and panic.

Their plan was to cause enough unrest in the run up to the election to cause a cancellation, or to extort the federal and state government to pay them hefty fees for protection in the election, or risk a situation where voters won't come out.

The army was later deployed at an unknown huge cost, and the planners smiled to the northern banks.

So unfortunate that they had to do this evil with human lives, God will never forget to reward them for all their evils.

Shut up! there will you ?it was your brothers IPOBpig ,that kill this innocent man no use English take confuse us abeg

Icouldhave:
Don't hate me.


am Just a realist

you actually come to the wrong place for advice it's a place full of fools

Mummiesgirls4:
Yes because I have no other option but I also feel sad that I have to keep this secret from him

This is the best place to seek for such advice you will easily be misjudged by fools here

ishowdotgmail:
Davido just get clean heart.

I dropped out of school just to listen to Davido's music always

nah fail u fail no use davido as excuse

Bodmum:
I'm finding it very difficult to believe the zoo soldiers. I don't believe a zoo soldier Will open fire on fellow headslammer.

if they can open fire on flat head Biafra IPOB they can do the same to Book Haram