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Romance › Re: What Was It Like When You Got Your First Kiss? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 1:06pm On May 13, 2021

illicit:
Na mad woman

lol... No, e be like say the babe don dey eye me since... body don dey do her shiki shiki grin

Romance › Re: What Was It Like When You Got Your First Kiss? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 12:52pm On May 13, 2021

fykes:
Disappointed... Me thought there's something sweet the way its done in movies. I thought I will taste sugary stuff off her lips.
Kai I was disappointed. Just like the first time I drank bottled water....I tot it will taste like sprite.

Romance › Re: What Was It Like When You Got Your First Kiss? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 12:48pm On May 13, 2021*

Well, all I can remember is that I was having this serious conversation with her before she rushed me suddenly,

She held me by the head, push me against the wall and planted a deep cold kiss that almost made me choke... she tore my shirt, wrapped her hands around my neck like she was gonna strangle me to death.

Suddenly my dick started rising, it was rising with speed, she noticed it, looked me in the eye, gnashed her teeth, gripped my underpants and tore it to pieces before grabbing my hairy balls... grin

TBC

Cc:

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Romance › What Was It Like When You Got Your First Kiss? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 12:44pm On May 13, 2021*

Of course, ya'all had butterflies in ur bellies grin

Your heart was beating fast and u were like "God, wtf" "Is this me, like seriously?, Am I about to be kissed by this dude/lady grin

Guess u were almost melting?? grin

Tell me guys, what was the feeling like? grin

Cc:

Lalasticlala

Mynd44

Rocktation

Farano

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Romance › Re: See What I Just Missed... Guys Come In Please. by MadeINchenzen2: 12:37pm On May 13, 2021

You are lucky Ubunja has retired from nairaland... he would personally hunt u down for not kissing that girl

You should hold her by the hair and plant a spontaneous kiss... choke her with you kiss grin

Dont be silly !!!

Romance › Re: Hope I'm Not Stupid With This Idea by MadeINchenzen2: 12:34pm On May 13, 2021

ceede2:
Sooner or later I will tell my partner, let's walk to the cemetery to show you where you gonna end up if you play with my feelings.

since u permitted us to use stupid... I'll say... that's very stupid of you

Science/Technology › Re: Snake Dies In Sagamu After Swallowing Pregnant Goat(pics). by MadeINchenzen2: 10:50am On May 13, 2021

Snakes committing suicide since 1902... snakes are the most useless reptiles after olosho

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Crime › Personal Security Tips And More Plan B Ideas To Consider by MadeINchenzen2(op): 10:24am On May 13, 2021*

Personal/family security

1. Dont leave your home too early and do not return home late, especially if you have to travel a distance from work to your place of residence.

2. Do not use your smartphone in an unfamiliar public place, doing this may attract wicked thieves.

3. If possible do not carry a handbag, a purse or a backpack. This may also attract criminals.

4. Be observant when u use a public transportation service. Carefully observe the passengers in a commercial vehicle before entering. Make sure you dont be the first to enter a loading commercial vehicle.

5. Avoid using commercial bikes, popularly known as "Okada"

6. Be cautious about the things you discuss with strangers. Avoid phisically discussing Nigeria and its status-quo as regards to the recent happenings. Connect the dots. Also be responsible about the things you post or share on any platform.

7. Try to save 70% of your funds in foreign currencies if you have not done so. It is important you do it because the naira will crash further and besides, if there happenes to be a full blow terror in the country, u may loose all your naira earning to the banks (0.00)

8. Try to observe all COVID-19 protocols

Plan B ideas against any full blow security uncertainty and civil unrests:

9. Keep a VISA close and ready

10. Get an international passport for your family

12. Keep a car on standby

11. West Africa may be a safe haven too, especially for those who does not have the means to finance a VISA to other continents besides Africa, west Africa may also be an option for everyone's quick escape. grin

Add urs

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Crime › Re: Gunmen Attack Bende Police Station In Abia, Raze Down Building by MadeINchenzen2: 9:24am On May 13, 2021*

U guys dont understand the strategy being used.... when these bad guys finish attacking the police all over the south east, they will now carry out a complete cleansing... they are attacking the police because the police may foil their plans when they begin.

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Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 4:43pm On May 12, 2021

dragunov:
Until the great slaughter comes, right? And then everybody dies. Right? Hmmmmmmn. Indeed, something is wrong with us in the South. And maybe we really deserve what is coming.

those who tries to preserve their lives will eventually lose it earlier than they think... why worry about vanity... flesh, bones and blood are all vanity... there could be more in the afterlife afterall... the great beyond can be worth looking forward to bro. Relax, all is well

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Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:59pm On May 12, 2021

Dukeolumidemans:
None...I am very okay with my wife. She is a goddess inside and outside...

u are stuck... u are not like those of us who is still very single... enjoy ur egwusi soup until they kingdom come grin

Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:51pm On May 12, 2021

NewDawn2O21:
see this one?
something wey cast in 2012 till the hacker was arrested.
go do Google search.
And please don't call her a decent woman cos she's not cos she strips nude in many of her movies.
go to aznude and type her name there and see it all

what makes u think naked scenes in movies are real huh

Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:50pm On May 12, 2021

NewDawn2O21:
see this one?
something wey cast in 2012 till the hacker was arrested.
go do Google search.
And please don't call her a decent woman cos she's not cos she strips nude in many of her movies.
go to aznude and type her name there and see it all

so u want me to masturbate on aznude? grin

Holy ghost fire

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Romance › Re: Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:49pm On May 12, 2021

Shaev7:
You were not matured in mind to understand what relationship means. YOU WERE STILL EATING AROUND AND DIGGING DIFFERENT HOLES... Good luck to you. Now you know that good women is far beyond facial beauty....

panel of judges... I greet u

Romance › Re: Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:45pm On May 12, 2021

donsheddy1:
Actually, you're the broke guy here. Your libido pushed you to a treasure you can't maintain.

The real owner saw the treasure and understood its worth then took care of it to the extent that you wish you had spent more on her.

This is the case of pot calling kettle black.

you are out and quick to judge... but u ve done worse

Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:42pm On May 12, 2021

seyz91:
stupid question

Naija girls can abandon their relationship for any celebrity even if na Car Wash celebrity so far na celebrity and get fame

pant go quickly shift ni for naija girls

wow... what a mindset

Romance › Re: Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:42pm On May 12, 2021

Munzy14:
The babe mama prayer helped her remove you, her obstacle so she can see road to progress...

You are not made for her....bitter truth.

u never can tell... it might be yahoo yahoo

Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:41pm On May 12, 2021

Reelmii:
share urs first

I did... scarlett Johansson

Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:40pm On May 12, 2021

dragunov:
If at this critical time in the history of our peoples in the contraption called Nigeria all you can think about is this topic, then there is no more hope for Southern Nigeria. Our foes are focused and undeterred but out people are carried away by entertainment. All those daddy GOs you are banking on will take flight because they already have a plan B. SMH.

be positive... it's like people living with cancer... they know they'll die but they dont dwell on it.... what can u do about ur country's situation? Not much... so try and be happy and stay away from bad news

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Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:37pm On May 12, 2021

NewDawn2O21:
I have her sex scandal video

doctored and photoshoped ... scarlett is a decent woman

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Celebrities › Re: Which Celebrity Can You Abandon Your Current Relationship For If Asked Out? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 3:35pm On May 12, 2021

MansoryMX:
The sort of stupid question you people are in public forum amazes me! Are these so called celebrities God or even gods?

stop being a sadist... no one asked u for ur opinion... if u can't flow with the thread go do something else

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Romance › Re: Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 10:09am On May 12, 2021

chinchonglee:
Yes.
Mine happened in 2019.
She is a nairalander too.
We broke up cos of pride and i really loved that girl.
I still want her but lost her contact long ago

so people still find true love in Nairaland? grin

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Romance › Ever Regretted Breaking Up With Your Ex After Starting A New Relationship? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 6:54am On May 12, 2021

Some may say "u dont know what u have until it's gone or u loose it" ...sometimes we may think a partner is not good enough or does not measure up to our taste or standard or social and financial status... we may observe some contrasting personality traits that does not complement us... so we want something more, we want something close to perfection.

We end the relationship and then find someone else... thinking we have found what we want, only to discover that "EX" was better and even presently still improving.

Now we regret !!!

Have u ever been in such situation?

Kindly share your story in summary

Mine: it happened 2005, I left an 18 months old relationship cause I thought she was damn too ugly and broke, few years later after we parted ways, I discovered she is the owner of a leading cosmetic brand and now looks so beautiful compared to current bae.

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Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Delivers 14 Housing Schemes In Two Years by MadeINchenzen2: 6:40am On May 12, 2021

Sanwo is working

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Politics › Re: Lagos Plans Fresh Ban On Okada, Keke by MadeINchenzen2: 5:43am On May 12, 2021

Good... these guys are hazards to road users

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Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze: Save Your Tithe To Fund 'Plan B' by MadeINchenzen2: 5:47pm On May 11, 2021

I m here with my sharp cutlass... I will cut anything if it comes to plan B grin

Politics › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Do You Have A Plan B? (Pastor Paul Adefarasin's Plan) by MadeINchenzen2(op): 4:48pm On May 11, 2021

Abolarin91:
Pls check your email

Politics › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Do You Have A Plan B? (Pastor Paul Adefarasin's Plan) by MadeINchenzen2(op): 4:22pm On May 11, 2021

Abolarin91:
Regarding your signature, I need video advert for my small business.

here's my mail: loadedplugz@yahoo.com let's talk

Politics › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Do You Have A Plan B? (Pastor Paul Adefarasin's Plan) by MadeINchenzen2(op): 1:56pm On May 11, 2021

valentineuwakwe:
My Plan is to destroy every airport runways, and block our land borders....none of leaders who are the ones fuelling this insecurity and crisis will leave or run away.......we will all die here!

all of them have choppers and personal jets grin

Politics › Re: Insecurity In Nigeria: Do You Have A Plan B? (Pastor Paul Adefarasin's Plan) by MadeINchenzen2(op): 1:03pm On May 11, 2021

Kittex7:
Please what are the steps to get ecowas passport

https://www.afterschoolafrica.com/3977/obtain-ecowas-epassportnigeria-immigration-service-international-passport/

Nairaland General › Re: If You Die Today, Who Can Have Access Your Bank Funds? by MadeINchenzen2(op): 12:07pm On May 11, 2021

SmellySperm:
See am here 6219090013 fcmb

hehe... fake a/c nos grin

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