dauntless15:
dream league soccer 2016 am playing it without cheats football games dont really end so you can't really finish it, and shadow fight has upto 8 extensions I've downloaded all and still in the fourth extension

dauntless15:
just like the song though its cool with earpiece btw who got dija pregnant

dauntless15:
played shadow fight for a while got tired, switched to dream league soccer then gta sa and nepa brought light and i switched to gta 4 after plugging my laptop

ganaziah:
Children of men still awake by this time are doing nothing but downloading mojo

dauntless15:
my eyes are red bulgy heavy now but surprisingly i cant sleep, and i didn't sleep during the day, i just exhausted my mtn night plan too i downloaded korede bellos mr romantic and I've been listening to it all over for upto 20 times now, ive played games till am tired now my heart is beating very fast thinking of a girl i love and that just aggravated my condition i want her to love me to sleep, because am turning gradually into the owner of insomnia

kamel4real2015:
And Trapqueen is back.

kamel4real2015:
dont take it personal

Ugoeze2016:


Ur head ooo....

abeg come join me for zokija...I get work for u since u cant fall asleep

STFUareyouG0d:
God forbid. Na you masquerade go pursue for sleep

kamel4real2015:
pele nah.

Strawman:
Mafking look at the bright side; na only N25 abi N50 wey you waste?

ak47yong:
GUY MY BROTHER WAS JUST ROBBED BY MMM TODAY. After putting in his savings of 200k they told him he is a minor and refused his get help request. My question is if he was a minor why did they accept his money in the first place, as it stands they still haven't given him his money and have outright stated that he is getting no bonus

dgalon:
im with friends gisting n chilling wit..

kamel4real2015:
Enjoy and play with anything around you then.

STFUareyouG0d:
Nightmares woke me

Ugoeze2016:



abeg wetin dey smell?

KINGinVAHALA:

awww, bro you don turn to woman that thinks about everything? Lol. Please turn up for your brother jor. Are you on whatsapp or bbm?

Ugoeze2016:
I am awake because I dey work @ zokija.com


for more info....check my profile

KINGinVAHALA:

Yeah, you are right. Presently online to seek for your support and vote, hope you wont deny me?

stigmond:


Na u dey host am nawww!!!

Iamsane:



arh, you should have just used airtel 1hour or 2hours unlimited nah. e be like say that software no important.

Iamsane:



arh, you should have just used airtel 1hour or 2hours unlimited nah. e be like say that software no important.

stigmond:
Lolss... I dey go meeting ... We get our zonal discussion today. 2am

DanceVille:
Lol!


Lemme share mine also.

There was a day we finished devotion, dad and mum were about going to their room and I said Dad, Don't Forget To Use A Condom.


I was beaten like a cow that night.I only slept with half body that night.

DaZion:
I'm pretty sure there's something we said to our parent that we count as joke but don't know it's going to annoy your parent.

Let me share mine.
I tried pranking dad during the April fool days.I said my girlfriend has gotten pregnant for mee and her parent said she's packing her belongings to our house tod....ay.

Before saying the word "Today", I received a thunderous slap that will make someone remember formula to solve "Minima and Maxima" Equation.

My dad has almost killed me before saying it's a joke.

Guys, feel free to share yours.

Julietcutie:


jus select the Smiley you want... you would see it wen u wanna reply a post

AfroKnight:
Baba, I will burn the soup. Nobody must know that she used soup to cook salt.

Gehs of nowadays should learn how to cook soup. We guys have learnt how to make money and flex. Ladies, do your part.