Frei:
You think Lord gat time for this? No!

OK sir... Thanks for yr time and ur wisdom.

Frei:
what has the Lord gat to do with this? Lord gat no hand in this

Geez!!! Are you Lord

Some ppu sef

ritababe:


that's just the way God created them and God knew why he created them like that so I don't see why they are trying to change it

OK...

Cutehector:
I dnt fvcking need ur respect, doesn't add a dime to my account..


As long as I write what I write, it's none of my business if u catching feelings on it..



capisce

Guy say any thing your brain can come up with..... Just

Leave my home out of it...

SANDOSKI:
.

Was actually trying to articulate how I respect ladies that actually do chores comfortably...

















Lord.... Don't lemme be misunderstood

Bisjosh:
You are a liability to your future partner.

OK... And you will make a good wife... Happy

Cutehector:
I think u lack proper home training...

I bet u even hardly wash ur boxers

Used to respect you and all that.. Buh you don't f*cking talk
about my home.... (you can talk about my boxers all you like)
We clear

ritababe:


that's why God is not a man

So people that this reality have happened to.... Do you think God loves you more than them or what

Sometimes when I just remember that am a guy and not a
Lady.... I don't just know where that happiness always Comes from.

I mean I hate washing plate like die... Anytime mumsy wants to force me to wash plate like this... I will just pretend as if one terrible malaria has just struck me inside my balls....

Sweeping floor... Omo the day mumsy forced me to do this one instead of sweeping floor I was just mopping my tears(me that I have siblings that can do all these)... Sometimes sweeping can be so painful(shed tears uncontrollably)

Washing clothes... I just do this because I gat no choice and I love looking clean and I hate wasting money on dry cleaner

Cooking... As far as am concerned... This is the only thing I love doing when it comes to chores... Buh will still prefer if anybody skillful will do it for me...

Pregnancy and giving birth.... Omo this is the one that always scare me off pass.... If you be guy and you are in the building(abeg dey thank your head sharp sharp.o) anytime I try to imagine the pain of birth giving I always feel this thunder effect that starts at the middle of head and stops at the middle of my balls... I don't know why it always stops at my balls(balls feeling guilty already or what)

Shout out to the #WifeMaterialsLadies

If you're a Lady and you can't do all of the things mentioned up there joyfully(except that Pregnancy part)...
#GodFearingManisComingYourWay

Back to guys... Why do you always feel fly when you suddenly remember you ain't a lady

ritababe:


Nothing, I fell in love with him not his dick.

OK... Should I pray that reality for you so you know it far
more than just making mouth

...

ritababe:



na thing person dey take love

OK you want drama

Take drama...

If you fell deeply in love with a cute guy.. But the first time you were going to make love... You found out his pipe is extremely small for your borehole... What would you do

Na thunder go fire that breast....

Na the breast wey suck my GP finish be this naw
(Abi my eyes dey see double ni...)

I Sabi this breast jhor...

youngest85:
no o, na only boobs and av bn believing God 4 deliverance

Bro I can fell yr pain

Our deliverance is in heaven....

mzhorlah:
no.....i need d palmoil

Palmoil for what...
Don't you get wet naturally...
Omo mi ti shi eyan quote

youngest85:
na true o, only d forehead is.....

You¡

Anywhere you see boobs and ass like this...

Assfull

Boobzful

Beautiful

Intelligencefull


Will write the rest later

ritababe:

I love you for that comment

Comments are easy to love
Can you love a guy with a small thing

mzhorlah:
Pour hot palmoil....the thing go enlarge,thank me later







When i was a lil girl i had small b and i used hot palmoil

Mitcheew

Bae your Boobz are still tiny and so is your ass...

Shey you don reach puberty like this

Mitcheew
This one no be riddle.o




























Na engineering mathematics

nanauju:
Team #Inbetween

One backyard hug for you

dollyjoy:
I have travelled all the states yet no husband,God help me.

With this amount of yansh...
You still no see even panel beater wey go marry you(that your yansh need panel beater )

ritababe:

Arssh agioo

This guy just dey waste my precious mb

ritababe:


lol and she said some

Checked your DP.. . Didn't see any yansh.. .. Bet why

HornyTiwa:
This is a well constructed analyses about breakup between two consenting adults,Thumbs up to the OP for sharing the blame equally.


it is however foolish for a mature lady who decided to engage in premarital sex not to shield herself from unwanted pregnancies for various reasons, which are

1) some ladies want to use pregnancy to trap a man

2)some ladies are blindly by Love they would do anything to keep a man eg several abortions for the same man

3)some ladies are callous,knowing that abortion is murder,they gk ahead with it

4)The accession that "women have fish brain" stands true for this set of ladies,if someone ask you to put your hand inside fire will you?


Guys should try as much as possible to avoid impregnating ladies they have no future plans for.

Abeg which kind moniker you dey use sef

How will they not impregnate your moniker like this

jamalnation:
Na wa o People no just wan get common sense

As in

HERSLEY:
Some girls.... Cuz m not among

Haa mogbe... Moku, modaran

See how this girl scatter yansh!!!

Joe4real1988:
No matter hw sum of u guyz c it, women of dis generatn ar d mojor problm we ar facin in diz world. Dey ar damn artifitial nd risk deir lyf in mane of beauty. We hav nail clip, nail file, nail polish, razor blade nail transformer nd d rest of dem in d market/store.....den wat stops dem 4rm buyin dese stuffs, sit deir lazy ass dwn nd treat deir nails by demselves?? Any little tyn dey run 2 d saloon knwin fully wel dat d sharp objects used dere ar nt properly sterilizd dereby increasin d risk of hiv transmision in d name of beauty....smh 4 u ladies

Thanks jare bro... As in these people are getting more and more obsessed with looking fake... If you know how many chemicals they put on their face just in the name of beauty.. . Me I hate embarcing artificial things especially when naturality is a far better alternative

juhan:
lol okay no speak english to me again.

Haa.. Yoruba is difficult to type.o

Don't worry henceforth, anytime I call you.. I will only speak plain modern yoruba

halfricanadian:


lol u cray o

Sha cook me good meal.. You know I can't do without

your food

I wanna attend to my secretary.. She is unbuttoning

my shirt(she says she wants to look for some files on my chest)