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sexybbstar:you want to dash her your 1 minute boyfriend and collect her 4 hours guy abi...you must be an APC supporter |
Joseunlimited:ehn ehn...have been looking for this guy's girlfriend and now my search is over...how do you manage to kiss those big lips..and has the mouth ever tried to swallow you before |
dareerah:Ehn ehn,since yesterday abi...I think I like your handwriting, buh you would need more than that... Just drop your number at mafsteve@gmail. com for screening.. We will get back to you soon madam ![]() |
Sheyb you have a shop and she is a single mother.... bro dey there dey feel yourself... She ain't eyeing you bro...she is eyeing your shop... It's a trap man...run! |
dareerah:Haha....anal,oral,banana,cucumber.... I think your libido is higher than mine ![]() |
dareerah:Yuck...did you just say anal ![]() I was talking about blowj0b... And I rarely think about anal shii,like pvssy is a great distraction(buh I didn't say I will not try to enter if given the chance.o ) |
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dareerah:Wow....I feel cheated... Maybe I should just stop doing the favour of going down on girls ![]() Ah mean once you go down on a girl you are automatically doing her juice(you know what ah mean )And you you are here bragging that you don't do our juice ![]() |
dareerah:Wow Your teeth is soo white... Now tell me how many gallons of sperm have you drunk ![]() |
amakadihot87:Eh amaka,you have explored enough.o ![]() At least you would have known about 30 diff positions(you have tried na) What are you still waiting for ![]() |
dareerah:Lol...thank God you have used your own hand to do yourself... Making two question you will answer ![]() Just post the picture of your teeth fast fast ![]() |
dareerah:I heard cucumber reduces pimple on girls face...that's why their demand for it is high..... Is it true?? How can an innocent fruit be gender sensitive ![]() |
amakadihot87:And so what...my mates have been getting married ever since I was n ss3(girls of course)....besides its just an argument... And its legal to argue with a married woman..... Bdw....when are you getting married... Time is going.o ![]() |
Na only one person I see wey dey trend.o....the one by the left |
dareerah:Banana me,abi cassava ![]() |
Benita27:The only difference between a girl that have 5 different boyfriends all year round(she may even cheat on all of them) and a prostitute is that one has a fixed office and has decided to openly market herself and the other is not really sure about her profession yet |
Benita27:Do you fu*k or have you f*cked more than one guy?? ![]() |
Olasaad....saw you peeping...God has finally answered your prayer |
Oga.o |
Hmmm Gbefun!! |
Kondomatic:Well there are different reasons why people cheat why some people don't even have any reason...when you cheat continuously,well you get better at it,then addicted to it till you want to try new things out(like cheating on married women) till you go deep when you can cheat with anything... |
Stupedinluv:Well guys are actually smart...if you can make a person you don't even love at all believe you love him/her and Make the person fall inlove with you.... And guys do that like a lot(if that aint smart, I don't know what is |
Silentscreamer:I knew its not an excuse even before writing it ![]() ...I was telling you guys its not an excuse... The question is do you now believe its not an excuse or it is |
Firstly this is not an excuse, you can call it anything else but not an excuse... Believe me when I say its not easy to be a guy mehn...I mean just take a walk in a tertiary school environment...sometimes you just see a perfect ass and you can't help but just say ZAGADAT...me i am an ass guy and sometimes when a girl passes by I wish I had another pair of eyes at the back of my head.... most guys always believe that one bastard out there is fu*king their future wife ...funny life doesn't reward the good guys with a good wife or virgin...most of the time its a guy that has disflowerd so many future wives that even gets d good wife... "In conclusion the thought of another guys tapping your future wife is enough for you to want sleep with as many others' future wives as possible"(this is just one f the reasons) #PeaceOut |
Hell yea... By nature men are designed to love,respect, and Cherish just one female at a time but if opportunity arises play with(sex) as many females as possible... Ladies will never dig this but its the truth |
Mama ko...iya ni Pana all the way |
Mama ko...iya no Pana all the way |
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