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Romance / Re: He Hardly Cum by Mafking(m): 6:20am On Nov 23, 2017
sexybbstar:
Leave that man ASAP, lemme borrow you my boo for few month. What are friends for grin? CLOWN! grin

you want to dash her your 1 minute boyfriend and collect her 4 hours guy abi...you must be an APC supporter
Romance / Re: Man Rejects Perfume Gift From A Lady On Twitter In An Epic Way by Mafking(m): 4:54pm On Nov 22, 2017
Joseunlimited:
funke!

Come and see savage


Something just happen right now!

ehn ehn...have been looking for this guy's girlfriend and now my search is over...how do you manage to kiss those big lips..and has the mouth ever tried to swallow you before

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Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 4:33pm On Aug 04, 2017
dareerah:
Lol.. like hell
Ehn ehn,since yesterday abi...I think I like your handwriting, buh you would need more than that... Just drop your number at mafsteve@gmail. com for screening.. We will get back to you soon madam grin
Romance / Re: She Wont Let Me Be by Mafking(m): 5:28pm On Aug 03, 2017
Sheyb you have a shop and she is a single mother....
bro dey there dey feel yourself...
She ain't eyeing you bro...she is eyeing your shop...
It's a trap man...run!

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Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 3:08pm On Aug 03, 2017
dareerah:
Sorry i meant oral
Haha....anal,oral,banana,cucumber....

I think your libido is higher than mine lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 2:59pm On Aug 03, 2017
dareerah:
Anal don't work 4 me, i think it's really disgusting..
Yuck...did you just say anal
I was talking about blowj0b...
And I rarely think about anal shii,like pvssy is a great distraction(buh I didn't say I will not try to enter if given the chance.o cheesy)
Romance / Re: Every Guy Wants To Have A Taste Of My Pretty Younger Sister, I Need Advice Pls by Mafking(m): 2:49pm On Aug 03, 2017
MissRaine69:
Sit her down and tell the truth. Being pretty can take you so far, you need a lot more than just being pretty. Some men lie( you might need to use yourself as an example here ) .Tell her let's say some of the tricks used by guys such as your good self to charm ladies. Using threats and violence makes one determined unfortunately. Explain that your friends ( some might have already tried) will approach her. You are her older brother be open and honest that's it.
grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 2:41pm On Aug 03, 2017
dareerah:
My teeth are naturally white, i don't do man juice grin

Wow....I feel cheated...
Maybe I should just stop doing the favour of going down on girls lipsrsealed
Ah mean once you go down on a girl you are automatically doing her juice(you know what ah mean wink )
And you you are here bragging that you don't do our juice undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2017
dareerah:
I dunno how to smile, so take this grin

Wow shocked
Your teeth is soo white...
Now tell me how many gallons of sperm have you drunk tongue
Romance / Re: How To Cope With Ladies Who Have Strong Objection For Sex In A Relationship by Mafking(m): 4:14am On Aug 03, 2017
amakadihot87:
.......hahaha........topic for another day

Eh amaka,you have explored enough.o wink
At least you would have known about 30 diff positions(you have tried na)
What are you still waiting for
Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 3:57am On Aug 03, 2017
dareerah:
i also heard sperm whitens teeth tongue (i heard)
Lol...thank God you have used your own hand to do yourself... Making two question you will answer tongue
Just post the picture of your teeth fast fast grin
Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 7:17pm On Aug 02, 2017
dareerah:
E go fit be cucumber sef
I heard cucumber reduces pimple on girls face...that's why their demand for it is high.....
Is it true?? How can an innocent fruit be gender sensitive
Romance / Re: How To Cope With Ladies Who Have Strong Objection For Sex In A Relationship by Mafking(m): 7:08pm On Aug 02, 2017
amakadihot87:
.......check out her fingers before u talk o........i sight an evidence of marriage there

And so what...my mates have been getting married ever since I was n ss3(girls of course)....besides its just an argument... And its legal to argue with a married woman.....
Bdw....when are you getting married... Time is going.o tongue
Romance / Re: Trending Photo Of 3 Female Corpers (Photo) by Mafking(m): 7:12pm On Aug 01, 2017
Na only one person I see wey dey trend.o....the one by the left shocked

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Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 5:55pm On Aug 01, 2017
dareerah:
Seems this guy stole banana daz why he hid it inside d boxer..

Banana me,abi cassava undecided
Romance / Re: How To Cope With Ladies Who Have Strong Objection For Sex In A Relationship by Mafking(m): 5:47pm On Aug 01, 2017
Benita27:
I knew those of you who patronise prostitutes would come crying with your silly logic. grin

The only difference between a girl that have 5 different boyfriends all year round(she may even cheat on all of them) and a prostitute is that one has a fixed office and has decided to openly market herself and the other is not really sure about her profession yet

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Romance / Re: How To Cope With Ladies Who Have Strong Objection For Sex In A Relationship by Mafking(m): 5:36pm On Aug 01, 2017
Benita27:
Do you patronise prostitutes?.

Do you fu*k or have you f*cked more than one guy?? undecided

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Romance / Re: Hello Babes, I Am Looking 4 Someone 2 Marry Here. Check Out Criteria by Mafking(m): 7:22pm On Jul 31, 2017
Olasaad....saw you peeping...God has finally answered your prayer

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Romance / Re: Share Your First Time Sex Experience by Mafking(m): 6:57pm On Jul 31, 2017
Oga.o
Romance / Re: How I Started Sleeping With My Grand Mother by Mafking(m): 6:52pm On Jul 31, 2017
Hmmm shocked

Gbefun!!
Romance / Re: Why Most Guys Cheat by Mafking(m): 4:05am On Jan 16, 2017
Kondomatic:
Cheating men cheat with other people's wives and girlfriends. So you see?

Well there are different reasons why people cheat why some people don't even have any reason...when you cheat continuously,well you get better at it,then addicted to it till you want to try new things out(like cheating on married women) till you go deep when you can cheat with anything...
Romance / Re: Why Most Guys Cheat by Mafking(m): 3:53am On Jan 16, 2017
Stupedinluv:
Guys must really think they are smart

Well guys are actually smart...if you can make a person you don't even love at all believe you love him/her and

Make the person fall inlove with you....
And guys do that like a lot(if that aint smart, I don't know what is
Romance / Re: Why Most Guys Cheat by Mafking(m): 4:47am On Jan 15, 2017
Silentscreamer:
Ok.. Good thing u know dis is not an excuse.

I knew its not an excuse even before writing it undecided
...I was telling you guys its not an excuse... The question is do you now believe its not an excuse or it is
Romance / Why Most Guys Cheat by Mafking(m): 3:25am On Jan 15, 2017
Firstly this is not an excuse, you can call it anything else but not an excuse...
Believe me when I say its not easy to be a guy mehn...I mean just take a walk in a tertiary school environment...sometimes you just see a perfect ass and you can't help but just say ZAGADAT...me i am an ass guy and sometimes when a girl passes by I wish I had another pair of eyes at the back of my head....

most guys always believe that one bastard out there is fu*king their future wife
...funny life doesn't reward the good guys with a good wife or virgin...most of the time its a guy that has disflowerd so many future wives that even gets d good wife...
"In conclusion the thought of another guys tapping your future wife is enough for you to want sleep with as many others' future wives as possible"(this is just one f the reasons)
#PeaceOut
Romance / Re: Is It Possible To Cheat On Someone You Claim To Love? by Mafking(m): 1:41pm On Dec 22, 2016
Hell yea...

By nature men are designed to love,respect, and Cherish just one female at a time but if opportunity arises play with(sex) as many females as possible...


Ladies will never dig this but its the truth

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Romance / Re: Tekno-pana And Kiss Daniel-mama Which One Do U Perfer? by Mafking(m): 1:36pm On Dec 22, 2016
Mama ko...iya ni

Pana all the way

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Romance / Re: Tekno-pana And Kiss Daniel-mama Which One Do U Perfer? by Mafking(m): 1:36pm On Dec 22, 2016
Mama ko...iya no

Pana all the way

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