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Programming / Re: I Just Launched A Website Like Nairaland For African Youths by Mafking(m): 3:44pm On Jun 30, 2021
LikeAking:


Its very good.

Congrats,

Thanks bro cheesy
Programming / Re: I Just Launched A Website Like Nairaland For African Youths by Mafking(m): 10:58pm On Jun 29, 2021
meobizy:
What was wrong with Nairaland?

Nothing is wrong with nairaland,but Nairaland is for Nigerians, www.afriqlik.com is for Africans, I hope I have answered your question
Programming / Re: I Just Launched A Website Like Nairaland For African Youths by Mafking(m): 8:14pm On Jun 29, 2021

Not to be rude but the ui/ux is quite bad
Noted

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Programming / I Just Launched A Website Like Nairaland For African Youths by Mafking(m): 4:11pm On Jun 29, 2021
I created a platform for African youths which I just launched...
Please check it out and drop your feedback here thanks�
www.afriqlik.com

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Romance / Re: When Love Turn Sour by Mafking(m): 5:21pm On Apr 26, 2019
gloria34:
I prefer a partner, a friend before the title boyfriend/husband comes in.

Anything can go sour...friendship,love...just mention it all these I prefer a friend before the title boyfriend ...anything can fail the test of time...so op is asking for solutions when love has already gone sour..

For me it will always get to a point where love will be a responsibility,when butterflies will no longer flutter in your stomach....loyalty and commitment...thats what love is all about...

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Romance / Re: Why Can't Men Cry? by Mafking(m): 5:11pm On Apr 26, 2019
I was almost moved by your write up...... buh why do you want to see us cry so bad...which one of us broke your heart or wronged you..let us plead on his behalf angry
Romance / Re: I've Been Wooing Her For Long On FB, Then Today She Uploaded This by Mafking(m): 5:05pm On Apr 26, 2019
Michtheew....osama Bin Laden,no be person marry ham...shekau sef go get babe...ordinary green uniform undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Do Short Girls Prefer Tall Guys To Short Guys by Mafking(m): 3:35pm On Apr 26, 2019
@op if short girls prefer short guys from the onset,you would probably be a dwarf grin
Humans naturally get attracted to what they don't have...

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Celebrities / Re: Yahoo Boys Are Mugus - Seun Kuti by Mafking(m): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2019
Pojomojo:
A man is dealing with two women.
The one he lies to and the one he tells the truth.
Of these two women, which does he truly love?

The one he neither lie nor tell the truth to grin
He doesn't tell her the truth,and he doesn't lie to her
TV/Movies / For GOT Fans...valar Morghulis(all Men Must Die Shirt) by Mafking(m): 3:31pm On Apr 17, 2019
Valar morghulis(all men must die shirt)
interested??

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Fashion / For GOT Fans...valar Morghulis(all Men Must Die Shirt) by Mafking(m): 5:28am On Apr 17, 2019
Valar morghulis(all men must die shirt)
If interested order yours here

Romance / Re: Check Out This Cool Kitchenaid Cook Processor Connect by Mafking(m): 3:07am On Dec 21, 2017
All these kind question sef angry
OK...
It's not a must... undecided
Now you will see people that have aborted like five babies will come here now and be asking annoying questions like...why were you having sex in the first place??

I just need a scapegoat to post rubbish grin
Romance / Re: Refine Your Dating Game (Charm 101) Ladies Don't Enter! by Mafking(m): 6:13am On Dec 08, 2017
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Romance / Re: What Is The 'brokest' You Have Ever Been? by Mafking(m): 11:41am On Dec 07, 2017
had just 500 in the bank,had to use withdrawal method(slip)and I was still forming boss on the queue...
alas! it got to my turn,gave the woman the slip, was Already calculating how I would squeeze the money into my pocket within 2 seconds grin

that was how the banker return my slip to me...was confused, she said I should check the back of the slip....this is what she wrote there below


total balance: 491...

he no go better for Gtbgrin

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Romance / Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo With Girlfriend On Facebook.see Reactions(pics by Mafking(m): 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2017
LuvU2:
grin

hmmm....some shiny white teeth inside a big green head...
why are you giving me green light na...
am not interested grin
Romance / Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo With Girlfriend On Facebook.see Reactions(pics by Mafking(m): 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2017
LuvU2:
Guy looks like a popular nairaland artist that has refused to blow grin

you sef,you look like an aspiring model that has refused to eat grin
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Date A Divorced Woman With A Child? I Met Her Online. by Mafking(m): 11:47pm On Nov 29, 2017
adadike281:
I think its hereditary. coz I am an exact replica of my mum.

wow....sha make sure any errands that mum sends you, you do it wholeheartedly, cus all some girls inherited from their moms is a pair of #20 puff puff boobs grin
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Date A Divorced Woman With A Child? I Met Her Online. by Mafking(m): 5:23pm On Nov 29, 2017
adadike281:
Gym ke? no be person wey get strength they go gym. lol.

lol...buh those boobs are too confident na(let's even ignore the yansh for now)...what's your secret if its ain't gym....
BTW... show daddy your face na grin
Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Date A Divorced Woman With A Child? I Met Her Online. by Mafking(m): 8:28am On Nov 29, 2017
adadike281:
If she is truly a good woman that will make u happy, pls go for her biko and she is even honest.

ha...you have chest.o...do you hit the gym regularly

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Romance / Re: Husband Batters Wife For Leaving 8 Month Old Baby And Going To The Club With Ex by Mafking(m): 12:33pm On Nov 28, 2017
nikkypearl:
No be bweast i dey see so
yeah...a battered head can sometimes look like breast

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Career / Re: Vincent Izunna And Valentine Ewudo: Twin Brothers Who Are Both Nurses In US by Mafking(m): 12:08pm On Nov 28, 2017
Blackhawk01:


No ooooo... Those ones will only crush me to death. cry cry

irony of life...you see two huge twins that look like trailers,those ones won't crush you to death abi...it's now the ones that look like bicycles that will now crush you to death
Romance / Re: Playing A Prank On My Family (pictures) by Mafking(m): 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2017
teresafaith:
Ne kwa m anya Abeg swerve jo
eh, Òdè omo
Romance / Re: Playing A Prank On My Family (pictures) by Mafking(m): 10:23pm On Nov 27, 2017
teresafaith:

You don't have to take it personal, it was just an advice

personal?? is it my belle nii....you just said his mum's belle is Shiite...is that how you advice people seriously??

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Romance / Re: Playing A Prank On My Family (pictures) by Mafking(m): 9:46pm On Nov 27, 2017
teresafaith:
Who get that big belle, tell am to loose those shiite abeg
Ogini di hia bikonu

I really hope to see your own big belle after fourth kid

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Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2017
Jadoskii:
it is an honor to be mentioned by you sir....e concern me gidi gan sir az this involves all d Yoruba demons nd d apprentice demons too.. ..d bar that uve set by Ur escapades sir is so high we can barely keep up.I'm jide the Yoruba demon.I'm glad d ministry is really moving.....May demons continue to bless you sir.

lolzzzz....demons shall bless you too...you wan dey use style dey curse me....

hope you have already heard about the Y demons conference coming up next month....
and we are supposed to submit all the nunus that our different zones have sampled this year for national review for the final presentation during the conference sir
Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 8:09pm On Nov 27, 2017
Jadoskii:
MR Acting chairman sir. I'm the gen sec of Yoruba demons ikeja chapter..and this chick is a 7.1/10......tunde is thereby not a vulcaniser but a newbie aspiring to be lyk you sir..how is the ministry going over there sir.

well done.o Mr "hope for the hopeless"...I don't know how this shii take concern you...are you tunde ni

anyways the ministry here is tight...everybody wanna get admitted into the Y demon's gang....
I just threw one form away when I saw emeka boldly written on it...
Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 8:01pm On Nov 27, 2017
MissJoy29:

This is when you know when a kid is typing here. The words they use, the meanings they get from simple sentences, the way they reason, is just juvenile and pathetic.

By the way, you are always welcome.

and you make it sound like kids are horrible things...kids are actually one of the greatest things that can happen to anyone buh I don't think you would ever understand that.....

I didn't know it would pain you like this...
sorry.o
arugbo-ojo(ancient of days)
Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2017
MissJoy29:
It wasn't up to 6 months I heard that phrase "Yoruba demon" for the first time. I didn't even pay too much attention to it. Maybe that's why I didn't take note or be alert when one came my way recently....

REPORTING,ACTING CHAIRMAN FOR YORUBA DEMONS,BEARDED DEPARTMENT,ILE-IFE
me I just checked your dp..and am sorry to say,the guy wey chop your nunu is not in any way a Yoruba demon...he was just one Yoruba vulcaniser bearing tunde....thanks

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Health / Re: ‘next Time, Let Me Die’ - Man To Guy Who Gave Him Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation by Mafking(m): 6:29am On Nov 24, 2017
well...I hope he faints again in the same circumstances and die for real this time...Òdè... ingrate...
matter of live and death,I won't even care if it's a dog kiss that brought me back to life....

some people don't kuku have what they want to do with their lives anyways....

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