₦airaland Forum

Youngpo413:
Nice

Thanks for passing by

1. MAKEUPS

I would be starting with this quote in "dizzy angel"
novel which says "beauty is only a superficial layer that may be hiding some deep ugliness"

Please you are allowed to take that quote literally cus the way most girls of this generation always plaster their faces(when you are not a cake A modern cake at that)
There is no atom of naturality in their lives...

Their hair... .. ........ ... .. .. . Fake!

Eyebrows..... .... ....... .......Patched

Eye lashes... ....... ........... Some will even cut that one away

Their face is full of different kind of chemicals(concealer, mascara, blush, foundation
{when you are not a building})

The funny thing is the ugly ones will make up

The beautiful ones too will make up

Why will I want to look my Bae in the eyes and I would be looking at coloured lens(how far na? You be mother confessor?)

They are always afraid of rain(have you ever seen a girl that just had her makeup ruined by rain befor My bro you will run for your life)...
My grandmother is more real and more beautiful than most y'all fake b*tches(no jokes)

I always laugh out loud when some niggers call these people their real names and they would be like.. Hope you know your mother is a female too.. ..

Don't you ever in you life compare your fake assess with our mums again... Our mums worked hard for their respect and honors.. .

Most mums I know been bragging about how their hubby pop their cherry.. .
In our generation, an average civilized Nigerian girl would have slept with at least five guys before she reaches 20 years.. They will now be looking for God fearing man when they want to marry.. . God fearing man Kor.... MORE STILL COMING..
and if any silly nigger misquote I will curse your destiny.o

IF OUR MOTHERS ARE LIKE THIS PEOPLE...
HALF OF US WOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED.... #fact

#teamnaturalbeauty #amafraidofmarriage #truthhurts

onila:
why chase a mentally unstable person

It depends on the intensity of your mental instability.o

Lol... @We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria

Wetin dey do this one.o

Abeg who dey chase this one.. .? ??

Besides I think I read something about not being

mentally stable(Bae that's why dem dey chase you.o)

May you no go enter ajegunle

thesicilian:
Its obvious you're a smart guy. The issue here is the difference between experience and lesson. That may take you some time to understand, maybe even years. You know that kind of joke that all your friends will laugh very hard at, but aayou don't really get it so you just laugh sha, so you'll not be the odd one out? Then some time later something clicks and you suddenly understand! Some issues are like that. ..Lol

Looking at your rape victim, its a bad experience, which cannot be erased. Now if because of that she stops wearing skimpy dresses, trusting guys foolishly, or being flirtatious, or maybe its not her fault but decides to take self defense classes, she has learnt her lesson. Period. Not good or bad, just a lesson.

I now get yr point bro.. Thought you said there are only good lessons.. You only said there are no bad lessons(which made me to assume you meant: "all lessons are just good" ) ... Just bad experiences...lessons are just lessons they keep piling up... Lessons are neither good nor bad.. Lessons are just lessons(wouldn't have argued with this point of view initially)

thesicilian:
You don't have to take everything so literally.
And even if you do decide to take it at face value, the statement still is very valid. There are many definitions of the word lesson and the one I referred to, simply put, is If you gained wisdom from a particular situation, then you have learnt a lesson. So no matter the situation, as long as you came out wiser, that is a lesson. Trying to explain too much might confuse you so just take some time to meditate on it. I'm sure you'll understand.

All I can see up there is your definition of what a good lesson is(which you claimed only exists) ... What if what you gained from a particular situation is not wisdom then it's not a lesson You are restricting lessons to be just positive....
Bro your definition of words are too narrow.. .
It is the mixture of good lessons and bad lessons that make ppu what they are today...
Observe a victim of rape(bad experience)... so you want to tell me there's any good lesson that the victim will learn in this bad experience.. ..
Once again sir be critical...

Emodeee:
it shouldn't come as a surprise to them na. If girl fine, plenty guys go dey follow. Accommodate all, choose one and discard the toxic ones. Some of them na their beauty dey get into their head, them go con dey treat guys like trash. I no blame them, na pvssy niggers i blame, wey dey lick their butt.

See na law of demand the higher the PMs the higher the shakara...And see social networks like this is the medium which introverts, pvssy niggers and sissies that can even walk up to a lady in real life capitalize on(an average nairaland girl with any chick's dp on her profile gets at least 20PM a day... That's for a chick wey no even fine.o...
Me I don't even know how to PM
If you want a girl on NL just mention her and be different.. And if she doesn't reply your mention.. . Just bone her ass let her go and f**k herself

Emodeee:
Na so all of them dey talk. Say their email get issues like say it is written somewhere that they must use that email for nairaland. If your email has issues, create a new email then link it with your nairaland account, dats all. Liars everywhere.

Bro I get your point Jare.. naso nairaland girls dey do.. buh no be their fault.. Na DE way some nairaland guys dey always send PMs like say dem never see p*ssy before in their lyf

Emodeee:
You are a liar. If you really wanna reply pm, how many minute would take you to create another email address and link it to your nairaland account? Your email has no issues, you are just faking a good behaviour.

Guy the Bae Sha don apologize to you.. abi what else do you still want na.. . Make she go naked?

thesicilian:
sorry bro, that is life. <b>There are no bad lessons</b>, only bad experiences. Chances of catching the guy are very slim, since you barely know him.

You can try to hold Agofure Motors responsible, since the driver should not have delivered the package to someone who was not their staff. That's assuming of course, that it was part of your agreement with the Agofure driver.

Next time its better to receive the alert first before shipping off your product, or you can make arrangements with more reputable transport companies/ drivers.

So if I teach an underage that smoking Marijuana gives the best pleasure possible which is even partly true... IS THAT NOT A BAD LESSON?? DOES HE/SHE HAS ANY EXPERIENCE OF SMOKING MARIJUANA YET....

BOTTOM LINE... IT'S NOT EVERY QUOTE THAT YOU SEE OFF THE GROUND THAT YOU POST EVERYWHERE... question ideas(as am questioning yours) be critical!

ILegend abeg come and set this guy free.o na 99A in get for being a nice guy buh 100/100 for being a pu**y

redgem:
Lies lies lies lies!!!! Big fat bloody lies..... Op you can lie eh.....

Haa my kinda lies! big fat bloody lies with crazy curves...

Since you know the genre of lies.. Please tell me a lie with a disastrous b00ty and a magnificent kini

Laveda:
Hmmm.

That's the same sound i made when I read that number 1 and 7.....

Shout out to tomatoes(the shape and scarcity of that thing reminds me of my balls always.. buh the color wants to f*ck up buh I lock up danudanu)

flexyfit:
...lol...

Stop laffing jhor... Who is laffing with this one.. Are we now
age mates??

flexyfit:
awwww....I will do all...prefer them all....lovely....wish I have a ........

Tomato!! So you can prepare that concoction(your favorite food)

Don't mind me am good at reading minds

Is it only love and romantic novels they have ni. Cus I don't read those.o I read novels that would make my heart hard like a stone not soften my heart...

1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.

2.- if u didn't play rubber band.

3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.

4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1

5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed.

6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take
it
and give you new ones.

7.- if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing
before going to school.

8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d
bed with friends.

9.- if u have never flown a kite.

10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.

11.- if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into
your
pen so that no one will steal it.

12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when
the light went off.

13.- if u neva waved at white birds expecting your nails to be
whiter.

14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at
night.

15.- if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a
car.

16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while
walking on the street.

17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand
without fire.

18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR!
i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i didn't knw
either until i grew up.

....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult doesn't knw dat nursery
rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...

***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and
laugh it off.

***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing mate

2 remember dem of their childhood memories...

Mskrisx:
No mind your business you hear?

Abeg make you carry my matter for head like dandruff...no worry I go pay you salary by the way that rubbish them wey u type them no consine me Mskrisx
Ur over yarning no fit buy data for me...me I still maintain my stand ONI RANU OSHI!

WOOOS! u fit go lie down for front of brt lane,nobody send anybody.gbabe!

Lolzz

Omo this one na Street.o

Ur dp though

Mskrisx:
No mind your business you hear?

Abeg make you carry my matter for head like dandruff...no worry I go pay you salary by the way that rubbish them wey u type them no consine me Mskrisx
Ur over yarning no fit buy data for me...me I still maintain my stand ONI RANU OSHI!

WOOOS! u fit go lie down for front of brt lane,nobody send anybody.gbabe!

Lolzz

Omo this one na Street.o

Ur dp though

Person no fit ask you out.o cus na you go look like the

boyfriend

Mskrisx:
Oni iranu oshi

I guess you are the married woman he slept with(I know the woman{you} would have blamed everything on the poor man) ... Is it possible for one man to have sex... Mitcheew

aotlatitude:
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Baba I dey suspect this your laugh.o he too long
(Whispering) abi you dey Transgender club

Princeojua:
Omo, leave English. na Nairaland we dey no be essay competition.

Lol... You're right

Baba dey jeniffer dey go jhor

Guy check your post.... It may be your English that is possessed!!

klinro:
Chaiii

Whas it?? Did you liking my Engliz?? How iz welviar of families

Michellla:
imagine . change your ways bruvv

Sewiously?? In this Era of fuel scarcity and naira frog-jumping??

In Jennifer's voice; yeahn you were still stood on a chanze buh it's one chancing

DaudaAbu:
Guy if you don finish with the leg wey u dey pull , hand it over

Lol

Lolzz
Baba how far na.. I saw new mention, I no know say na you dey inside my mention... I was thinking it was someone else.. Bros please I must not waste my subscription on you

Michellla:
its not mine.
i cant stand all that flaws.
and yea its actually a point i broke down into places.

OK.. I believe you Sha...those points.. It was as if you were writing abt me, so I tot you are into my twin bro on the other side hence the pulling of your legs

Michellla:
definitely not mine

Lol.. No need to deny dear.. You can't have it 100%.. It always comes with a defect, just that yours are rounding up to five.. Piece of advice?? Those list have something in common if you look well... You can actually group it under one heading(it always comes with a defect will then be valid)

Michellla:
-He’s always busy. No rain check. -he sets up dates last minute -he keeps rescheduling, -he flakes constantly on you

Characteristics of someone's bf... Lol