Is there still true love like this....

halfricanadian:


I smile a lot my name is smiley

#Lobatan

Then there's still hope for you... I know you think you

don't want to be saved.. . Buh sometimes what you

think don't really matter... OK sweery?? ... Now go and take a shower and remember to wear yr pants OK??

halfricanadian:

na gat it in my hrt

Okay last question...
Do you still smile(licking ma lips)

halfricanadian:

Not any more embrace d new me o

#smiles
Do you still have tedy bear in your bed??

halfricanadian:

dat type of me u see aint existing no more
Just embrace d new me ok

#yinmu
Do you still read romantic novels/movies

halfricanadian:

dat type of me u see aint existing no more
Just embrace d new me ok

#yinmu
Do you still read romantic novels

Seriously?? Complicated
Used to think love is dangerous

halfricanadian:

I'm crios o

You always like forming one strong lady ... Buh me i
always see that side of you that wants to be treated like a
baby... That side that will get jealous on small issues..
You can be forming soldier for everybody.o

Julietcutie:
lol dat one na ur wahala

Enh Enh how do I do that smiley that has multiplication sign in
the mouth(I wanna do it for you)

vicstar:
ehm uhm ehn see ehn op diz one strong sha I go just start to dey cry



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He never hard reach that stage na

blackbartee:
I'll eat, my friends will eat and later I'll tell them I asked her to put a little bit of more salt cause my mouth was tasting bad or something....



The only apology I'll make will be that it totally skipped my mind to tell her to limit it to only me, but since it went down like that we (me and my bae) will make it up to them with another dinner.... a complimentary dinner



them I'll make sure my bae never bleeps up the complimentary dinner..... cause that's the only way we could remain on top

Its as if you don't know the kinda salt am talking about... I mean the kinda salt that can kill a nigger

Julietcutie:

lol your welcome... am not part of d crew Abeg i know how to use my hands well in the kitchen plz

Awwww I really want to believe you buh I don't know why

I just can't

halfricanadian:
Yup i will

Julietcutie:

put this sign ; then don't leave any space put a capital letter D ...ie () exclude d brackets

I think it would only be fair if you are the first person I use it for ... Thanks

Something tells me you're part of the "women are the salt of the world crew"

Cutehector:






I go just start to dey cough.. dey form say food don enter my air pipes..



Water water... water


I go just stand up begin cough commot outside, all of dem cannot continue eating na

They will all follow me outside. And be petting me..


I will cough sotey my friends will carry me to the pharmacy

Lolzz... Why everybody bail out come be the same thing na

Berlyn:
op and his crews are still under 18 aswear !

Its not my fault that your sense of humor and your sense of reasoning are both insufficient for you....

Zdoh:
Ah! i no they there o.To the question,i wouldn't let them taste the soup at all..I go just fall from chair form like person wey something terible happened to i know they will all leave the table to carry me to hospital,that time them no fit chop anything again na next time be that.

Lolzz.... That's the only bail out I could also think of.o

Help me greet your salty Bae.o

damseyl:
The alatenuje guys wont v a choice than to eat it just d way it is bn prepared.....

Hmmm.. You are calling your fiancee friends alatenuje

I will make sure I tell him personally

falconey:

Talk na.. Why are you shy

Cutehector:






Na dat one concern my fiancee..

This thread is not for married people(how do you show those two big teeth smiley)

Zdoh:
Eeeh! i don die! @OP you own be today they are coming for you.You don match anaconda tail.

Anaconda I love them as pet.... Let them come....

Baba answer the question or lock up

Take your time to read my story and answer the question at the bottom

Let's say you have a fiancee/girlfriend or whatever buh it's someone you really take serious... So She has this talent of cooking which you are so proud of and always brag about it anytime you are with your guys(buh your goons never really take you serious)

So this your particular Bae finally gets the opportunity of her life....your friends are coming over and she's gon be the cook!!! (she can't wait to blow your friends minds).....

So you are all hanging around while she's cooking and you could all perceive the aroma coming out of the kitchen... Your goons were giving signs that could only mean they are 70% convinced of your bae's kitchen talent...

Hmmm to the real deal: all of you are now sitted , food
looking delicious... Think of traditional food(like pounded yam and a lot of meat or something)
You confidently wash your hands before anyone else and you mould a nice Bolus of the pounded yam and dip it inside the delicious looking traditional vegetable soup buh you noticed something unusual

















The soup is as rich in Salt as the sea

Buh fortunately you are the only one that have tasted the seasoup, others are buzy washing their hands including your boo...

See you only have one option....

Your friends must not taste from that soup cus if they do your own and your fiancee/girlfriend yaf finish considering your friends are the likes of smellingmouth, stupidity, decker, iceberlin, stfyouaregood.... And you too your mouth does not stay in one place(you are fond of saying the truth at the wrong place*birds of the same feathers)

So the only question is... How are you going to save her ass

Oh the title of this story

Women are the salt of the world

Nairaland iz additional tivd



Modified

I beta pass some ppu

halfricanadian:


u want ur food to b cold?

Hmmm... Okay Lemme go and check my big boys(they are sensitive . ehn)) they always know anytime am playing with their food... Especially that kehinde(that one resembles you with food)

halfricanadian:


Awwww sweet hubby are u ready to eat ur favorite snack on d bed with extra mustard nd ketchup

Hmmm.... Buh this match dey sweet me jhor

halfricanadian:


lol really im a nursing mum? no wonder milk keep coming out was tinkin of startin a milk factory

Lolzz... The doctor warned me against this...


He said once in a while you may be having temporal

amnesia for the first few months

Pele... T'will soon pass

halfricanadian:


Twins? How wen with who oh our twins?

Tot u dropped dem off at school

Twas just a test to know if you understand yoruba

And please how do you take two months old twins to school. .

halfricanadian:
God is ominipresent he is every where if u hurt someone nd dey shd curse u especially wen dey never hurt u in return just go nd sleep inside church for days requesting God to send jesus so u can discuss about d curse

Hmmm... when did you start being religious.. .

Awon Ibeji mi nko??

Jadekitana2:
Live your life. Its all that matters.

Get your point sis... if it's prostitution(or patronizing prostitutes that gives you satisfaction) that gives you joy.... Just make sure you do things that make you happy... we may be in the same school of thought dear

artmostfair:
I think men like this ought to get life sentences, not with hard labour though; just locked up in a facility where they would think about their s.ex drive all day all year round.

And his hands must be cuffed... A man like that will
masturbat* on anything if he has just one hand free

SKAMM:
Be friends with her, let her settle with the guy, when the guy starts beating her few months into the marriage swoop in and save the day..!

Baba.. . It can't work for everybody exactly how it worked for you.. .

Besides which kind yoruba jazz you do

I can't even see the pictures(I don off my images cus of data).... Oga.o
Best of errything to the lovers