gloria34:
I prefer a partner, a friend before the title boyfriend/husband comes in.

Anything can go sour...friendship,love...just mention it all these I prefer a friend before the title boyfriend ...anything can fail the test of time...so op is asking for solutions when love has already gone sour..

For me it will always get to a point where love will be a responsibility,when butterflies will no longer flutter in your stomach....loyalty and commitment...thats what love is all about...

I was almost moved by your write up...... buh why do you want to see us cry so bad...which one of us broke your heart or wronged you..let us plead on his behalf

Michtheew....osama Bin Laden,no be person marry ham...shekau sef go get babe...ordinary green uniform

@op if short girls prefer short guys from the onset,you would probably be a dwarf
Humans naturally get attracted to what they don't have...

Pojomojo:
A man is dealing with two women.
The one he lies to and the one he tells the truth.
Of these two women, which does he truly love?

The one he neither lie nor tell the truth to
He doesn't tell her the truth,and he doesn't lie to her

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All these kind question sef
OK...
It's not a must...
Now you will see people that have aborted like five babies will come here now and be asking annoying questions like...why were you having sex in the first place??

I just need a scapegoat to post rubbish

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had just 500 in the bank,had to use withdrawal method(slip)and I was still forming boss on the queue...
alas! it got to my turn,gave the woman the slip, was Already calculating how I would squeeze the money into my pocket within 2 seconds

that was how the banker return my slip to me...was confused, she said I should check the back of the slip....this is what she wrote there below


total balance: 491...

he no go better for Gtb

LuvU2:

hmmm....some shiny white teeth inside a big green head...
why are you giving me green light na...
am not interested

LuvU2:
Guy looks like a popular nairaland artist that has refused to blow

you sef,you look like an aspiring model that has refused to eat

adadike281:
I think its hereditary. coz I am an exact replica of my mum.

wow....sha make sure any errands that mum sends you, you do it wholeheartedly, cus all some girls inherited from their moms is a pair of #20 puff puff boobs

adadike281:
Gym ke? no be person wey get strength they go gym. lol.

lol...buh those boobs are too confident na(let's even ignore the yansh for now)...what's your secret if its ain't gym....
BTW... show daddy your face na

adadike281:
If she is truly a good woman that will make u happy, pls go for her biko and she is even honest.

ha...you have chest.o...do you hit the gym regularly

nikkypearl:
No be bweast i dey see so

yeah...a battered head can sometimes look like breast

Blackhawk01:


No ooooo... Those ones will only crush me to death.

irony of life...you see two huge twins that look like trailers,those ones won't crush you to death abi...it's now the ones that look like bicycles that will now crush you to death

teresafaith:
Ne kwa m anya Abeg swerve jo

eh, Òdè omo

teresafaith:

You don't have to take it personal, it was just an advice

personal?? is it my belle nii....you just said his mum's belle is Shiite...is that how you advice people seriously??

teresafaith:
Who get that big belle, tell am to loose those shiite abeg
Ogini di hia bikonu

I really hope to see your own big belle after fourth kid

Jadoskii:
it is an honor to be mentioned by you sir....e concern me gidi gan sir az this involves all d Yoruba demons nd d apprentice demons too.. ..d bar that uve set by Ur escapades sir is so high we can barely keep up.I'm jide the Yoruba demon.I'm glad d ministry is really moving.....May demons continue to bless you sir.

lolzzzz....demons shall bless you too...you wan dey use style dey curse me....

hope you have already heard about the Y demons conference coming up next month....
and we are supposed to submit all the nunus that our different zones have sampled this year for national review for the final presentation during the conference sir

Jadoskii:
MR Acting chairman sir. I'm the gen sec of Yoruba demons ikeja chapter..and this chick is a 7.1/10......tunde is thereby not a vulcaniser but a newbie aspiring to be lyk you sir..how is the ministry going over there sir.

well done.o Mr "hope for the hopeless"...I don't know how this shii take concern you...are you tunde ni

anyways the ministry here is tight...everybody wanna get admitted into the Y demon's gang....
I just threw one form away when I saw emeka boldly written on it...

MissJoy29:

This is when you know when a kid is typing here. The words they use, the meanings they get from simple sentences, the way they reason, is just juvenile and pathetic.

By the way, you are always welcome.

and you make it sound like kids are horrible things...kids are actually one of the greatest things that can happen to anyone buh I don't think you would ever understand that.....

I didn't know it would pain you like this...
sorry.o
arugbo-ojo(ancient of days)

MissJoy29:
It wasn't up to 6 months I heard that phrase "Yoruba demon" for the first time. I didn't even pay too much attention to it. Maybe that's why I didn't take note or be alert when one came my way recently....

REPORTING,ACTING CHAIRMAN FOR YORUBA DEMONS,BEARDED DEPARTMENT,ILE-IFE
me I just checked your dp..and am sorry to say,the guy wey chop your nunu is not in any way a Yoruba demon...he was just one Yoruba vulcaniser bearing tunde....thanks

well...I hope he faints again in the same circumstances and die for real this time...Òdè... ingrate...
matter of live and death,I won't even care if it's a dog kiss that brought me back to life....

some people don't kuku have what they want to do with their lives anyways....

Pierced:


some fucck for love, some others fun and adventure.

let's have some fun tonight then....I know your pants is soaked right now...don't ask how I know.o....checked your pic...I guess we are neighbours....

sexybbstar:
Leave that man ASAP, lemme borrow you my boo for few month. What are friends for ? CLOWN!

you want to dash her your 1 minute boyfriend and collect her 4 hours guy abi...you must be an APC supporter

Joseunlimited:
funke!

Come and see savage


Something just happen right now!

ehn ehn...have been looking for this guy's girlfriend and now my search is over...how do you manage to kiss those big lips..and has the mouth ever tried to swallow you before

dareerah:
Lol.. like hell

Ehn ehn,since yesterday abi...I think I like your handwriting, buh you would need more than that... Just drop your number at mafsteve@gmail. com for screening.. We will get back to you soon madam