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|Romance / Re: When Love Turn Sour by Mafking(m): 5:21pm On Apr 26, 2019|
Anything can go sour...friendship,love...just mention it all these I prefer a friend before the title boyfriend ...anything can fail the test of time...so op is asking for solutions when love has already gone sour..
For me it will always get to a point where love will be a responsibility,when butterflies will no longer flutter in your stomach....loyalty and commitment...thats what love is all about...
|Romance / Re: Why Can't Men Cry? by Mafking(m): 5:11pm On Apr 26, 2019|
I was almost moved by your write up...... buh why do you want to see us cry so bad...which one of us broke your heart or wronged you..let us plead on his behalf
|Romance / Re: I've Been Wooing Her For Long On FB, Then Today She Uploaded This by Mafking(m): 5:05pm On Apr 26, 2019|
Michtheew....osama Bin Laden,no be person marry ham...shekau sef go get babe...ordinary green uniform
|Romance / Re: Why Do Short Girls Prefer Tall Guys To Short Guys by Mafking(m): 3:35pm On Apr 26, 2019|
@op if short girls prefer short guys from the onset,you would probably be a dwarf
Humans naturally get attracted to what they don't have...
|Celebrities / Re: Yahoo Boys Are Mugus - Seun Kuti by Mafking(m): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2019|
The one he neither lie nor tell the truth to
He doesn't tell her the truth,and he doesn't lie to her
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|Fashion / For GOT Fans...valar Morghulis(all Men Must Die Shirt) by Mafking(m): 5:28am On Apr 17, 2019|
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|Romance / Re: Check Out This Cool Kitchenaid Cook Processor Connect by Mafking(m): 3:07am On Dec 21, 2017|
All these kind question sef
It's not a must...
Now you will see people that have aborted like five babies will come here now and be asking annoying questions like...why were you having sex in the first place??
I just need a scapegoat to post rubbish
|Romance / Re: Refine Your Dating Game (Charm 101) Ladies Don't Enter! by Mafking(m): 6:13am On Dec 08, 2017|
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|Romance / Re: What Is The 'brokest' You Have Ever Been? by Mafking(m): 11:41am On Dec 07, 2017|
had just 500 in the bank,had to use withdrawal method(slip)and I was still forming boss on the queue...
alas! it got to my turn,gave the woman the slip, was Already calculating how I would squeeze the money into my pocket within 2 seconds
that was how the banker return my slip to me...was confused, she said I should check the back of the slip....this is what she wrote there below
total balance: 491...
he no go better for Gtb
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|Romance / Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo With Girlfriend On Facebook.see Reactions(pics by Mafking(m): 7:22pm On Nov 30, 2017|
hmmm....some shiny white teeth inside a big green head...
why are you giving me green light na...
am not interested
|Romance / Re: Man Shares After Sex Photo With Girlfriend On Facebook.see Reactions(pics by Mafking(m): 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2017|
you sef,you look like an aspiring model that has refused to eat
|Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Date A Divorced Woman With A Child? I Met Her Online. by Mafking(m): 11:47pm On Nov 29, 2017|
wow....sha make sure any errands that mum sends you, you do it wholeheartedly, cus all some girls inherited from their moms is a pair of #20 puff puff boobs
|Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Date A Divorced Woman With A Child? I Met Her Online. by Mafking(m): 5:23pm On Nov 29, 2017|
lol...buh those boobs are too confident na(let's even ignore the yansh for now)...what's your secret if its ain't gym....
BTW... show daddy your face na
|Romance / Re: Is It Okay To Date A Divorced Woman With A Child? I Met Her Online. by Mafking(m): 8:28am On Nov 29, 2017|
ha...you have chest.o...do you hit the gym regularly
|Romance / Re: Husband Batters Wife For Leaving 8 Month Old Baby And Going To The Club With Ex by Mafking(m): 12:33pm On Nov 28, 2017|
nikkypearl:yeah...a battered head can sometimes look like breast
|Career / Re: Vincent Izunna And Valentine Ewudo: Twin Brothers Who Are Both Nurses In US by Mafking(m): 12:08pm On Nov 28, 2017|
irony of life...you see two huge twins that look like trailers,those ones won't crush you to death abi...it's now the ones that look like bicycles that will now crush you to death
|Romance / Re: Playing A Prank On My Family (pictures) by Mafking(m): 11:14pm On Nov 27, 2017|
teresafaith:eh, Òdè omo
|Romance / Re: Playing A Prank On My Family (pictures) by Mafking(m): 10:23pm On Nov 27, 2017|
personal?? is it my belle nii....you just said his mum's belle is Shiite...is that how you advice people seriously??
|Romance / Re: Playing A Prank On My Family (pictures) by Mafking(m): 9:46pm On Nov 27, 2017|
I really hope to see your own big belle after fourth kid
|Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 9:05pm On Nov 27, 2017|
lolzzzz....demons shall bless you too...you wan dey use style dey curse me....
hope you have already heard about the Y demons conference coming up next month....
and we are supposed to submit all the nunus that our different zones have sampled this year for national review for the final presentation during the conference sir
|Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 8:09pm On Nov 27, 2017|
well done.o Mr "hope for the hopeless"...I don't know how this shii take concern you...are you tunde ni
anyways the ministry here is tight...everybody wanna get admitted into the Y demon's gang....
I just threw one form away when I saw emeka boldly written on it...
|Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 8:01pm On Nov 27, 2017|
and you make it sound like kids are horrible things...kids are actually one of the greatest things that can happen to anyone buh I don't think you would ever understand that.....
I didn't know it would pain you like this...
arugbo-ojo(ancient of days)
|Romance / Re: The Tough Side Of Being A Yoruba Demon (4 Troubles Yoruba Demons Go Through ) by Mafking(m): 3:30pm On Nov 27, 2017|
REPORTING,ACTING CHAIRMAN FOR YORUBA DEMONS,BEARDED DEPARTMENT,ILE-IFE
me I just checked your dp..and am sorry to say,the guy wey chop your nunu is not in any way a Yoruba demon...he was just one Yoruba vulcaniser bearing tunde....thanks
|Health / Re: ‘next Time, Let Me Die’ - Man To Guy Who Gave Him Mouth To Mouth Resuscitation by Mafking(m): 6:29am On Nov 24, 2017|
well...I hope he faints again in the same circumstances and die for real this time...Òdè... ingrate...
matter of live and death,I won't even care if it's a dog kiss that brought me back to life....
some people don't kuku have what they want to do with their lives anyways....
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|Romance / Re: I’m A Porn Star Not A Prostitute (interesting) by Mafking(m): 11:22pm On Nov 23, 2017|
let's have some fun tonight then....I know your pants is soaked right now...don't ask how I know.o....checked your pic...I guess we are neighbours....
|Romance / Re: He Hardly Cum by Mafking(m): 6:20am On Nov 23, 2017|
you want to dash her your 1 minute boyfriend and collect her 4 hours guy abi...you must be an APC supporter
|Romance / Re: Man Rejects Perfume Gift From A Lady On Twitter In An Epic Way by Mafking(m): 4:54pm On Nov 22, 2017|
ehn ehn...have been looking for this guy's girlfriend and now my search is over...how do you manage to kiss those big lips..and has the mouth ever tried to swallow you before
|Romance / Re: I Love The Colour Of This Guys Boxers & Socks (Photo) by Mafking(m): 4:33pm On Aug 04, 2017|
dareerah:Ehn ehn,since yesterday abi...I think I like your handwriting, buh you would need more than that... Just drop your number at mafsteve@gmail. com for screening.. We will get back to you soon madam
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