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Crime / Re: Number 1 Cause Of R.ape by Mafking(m): 2:44am On Jul 21, 2016
foolinlove:


My n-people?

I abhor any culture or religious teaching that removes women's autonomy. I'm trying to fight back.

Hmmm i once write a poem on rape(it was powerful even for me) cus I had to feel a bit of what rape victims feel.... It was the saddest poem I ever write

Buh the truth is there is little or nothing you can do about it...

Sadly IN nigeria today rape doesn't really count as a crime anymore...
I mean there are far more pressing crimes

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Crime / Re: Number 1 Cause Of R.ape by Mafking(m): 2:31am On Jul 21, 2016
What about All your niggers in the North that have legalized rape all in the name of culture and religion

I feel for females

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Romance / Re: Check Out This Girl With The Biggest Bo Obs and sexy curve in Nigeria by Mafking(m): 9:33pm On Jul 17, 2016
This is not a breast...

This is a liability....

For her cus if we can separate the weight of that thing from hers.. . She's gon lose a lota weight

For her child(I can see that breast covering her child's face when she milking her child)
Romance / Re: Can A Man Be Faithful To A Slim Girl?????? by Mafking(m): 9:08pm On Jul 17, 2016
mizzbouqui:

see your mouth like your mouth

*Shakes head*

Primary school girls yabbing style .. ..
Romance / Re: Can A Man Be Faithful To A Slim Girl?????? by Mafking(m): 8:54pm On Jul 17, 2016
mizzbouqui:

I never told you guys I'm fat, I have a perfect stature tongue

Team slim girls tongue

Perfect stature kor

Senior prefect ni
Romance / Re: Can A Man Be Faithful To A Slim Girl?????? by Mafking(m): 8:35pm On Jul 17, 2016
mizzbouqui:
Y not, I was once slim undecided

So what are you feeling like now?

Iya ofiligangan?? ?
Romance / Re: Please Is This Popular Rumor True by Mafking(m): 11:42am On Jul 13, 2016
sinaj:
Yea av heard nd seen sad



















In Nollywood tho tongue

My thread is not a playing ground lipsrsealed

You need some spanking
Romance / Re: Please Is This Popular Rumor True by Mafking(m): 11:32am On Jul 13, 2016
LizGray:
Lol. I've only read about the one where the boyfriend was forced to marry his late girlfriend's corpse because he didnt pay for her bride price somewhere in anambra.

Yeah exactly something like that... Didn't wanna sound tribalistic buh I think is around that region you mentioned...
Romance / Re: Please Is This Popular Rumor True by Mafking(m): 11:21am On Jul 13, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Never heard such before

Hmmm maybe it's just a rumor buh something is certain now.. . The rumor ain't popular Kan Kan...

All the people that have commented haven't heard of it b⁴....

Thanks for your time anyways
Romance / Please Is This Popular Rumor True by Mafking(m): 10:52am On Jul 13, 2016
I heard there are tribes in Nigeria that force husbands/boyfriends to sleep with the corpse of their daughters if the

husband never paid the bride price before the daughter/wife passes away all in the name of culture and if the

husband doesn't want to comply they use charm to navigate his destiny towards uselessness... .

And if this rumor is true please can you mention the tribes

#aNiSheyOriburuku
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons You Should Never Marry An Architect by Mafking(m): 9:48am On Jul 13, 2016
When an Ibo is hating on a yoruba they call it tribalism
When a white is hating on a black they call it racism

When an undergraduate yoruba technology student is hating on an architect student... . Abeg what is that Called??
Romance / Re: Ladies Being Dramatic In Relationships!!! by Mafking(m): 8:03am On Jul 13, 2016
So why are you getting yourself involved in their drama and making it your bizness??

You don do your house chores this morning ??
Romance / Re: Just For Laughs by Mafking(m): 10:40pm On Jul 12, 2016
All these ones na white people comedy... .

You expect me laugh to this in this APC regime?? ?

Gimme something black man... something hardcore
Romance / Re: Awwww True Love Is Unconditional!!!!! by Mafking(m): 10:12pm On Jul 12, 2016
curvysola:


why must you be negative? why cant you just see something and appreciate

Human beings!

Here we go again.. .

Can you marry a poor cripple man(just think about, Don't need ya answer)

Besides I wish them the best of everything and you didn't see that(you only saw the negative part too)
Romance / Re: Awwww True Love Is Unconditional!!!!! by Mafking(m): 10:04pm On Jul 12, 2016
Hmmmm

The Guy get some courage

or

the woman get some money

Wishing them the best f everything man
Romance / Re: 10 Unbelievable Foods That Make Women Grow Bigger Breasts Easily (see 8 & 10) by Mafking(m): 7:50am On Jul 12, 2016
sinaj:
Pls where can I buy them




I need to compete with Cossy nd Mercy Johnson breast wise tongue

Bae you don't need all this one's... You would just get

fat

I dey sell breast Gan gan

The bigger the breast the bigger the price(law of boobs)
Romance / Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 11:01pm On Jul 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
oh, You definitely care a great deal!

if you needed my number...All you needed to do was Ask....



tongue Should've done the trick!

Yeah sure I know you would be tempted to gimme your number though buh no... I like adventure and I like difficult.. .
And If that math had led to your number.. . You could have got me.. . Maybe
Romance / Re: Make A Choose:who Is The Most Beautiful Among Them by Mafking(m): 10:50pm On Jul 11, 2016
All I know is that worri girl does not qualify for the quarter final
Romance / Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL. grin




My Apologies...


By the way that simple maths on your dp I solved it...

It's actually a number buh it's not even a Nigeria number

And all my efforts (it's not really like an effort though buh I still don't care)
Romance / Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 10:34pm On Jul 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
LoL. grin


some poetry...tongue
Okay, It's boring...lipsrsealed
double mark me, please? gringrin


Tonight is not your night, I'll let this pass(on one condition)

You don't insult my sacred poetry in any nearest future ... OK?
Romance / Re: I Wish I Have A Girlfriend!! by Mafking(m): 10:21pm On Jul 11, 2016
Estharfabian:
Are you A dwarf? Are you impotent? blind? deaf? dump? mentally unstable?



if You ain't all these things...
then, go get yourself A girlfriend!! What's so bloody hard lipsrsealed


PS-Shadow ain't A person. poetry sucks.

Poetry sucks

You have been marked
Romance / Re: What's The Best Way To Rebuke Your Woman Without Being Angry by Mafking(m): 2:43am On Jul 06, 2016
Simple thing.. .

Just say I rebuke you in Jesus name
Romance / Re: Ladies, What's The Most Romantic Thing Your Boo Has Done For You? by Mafking(m): 2:40am On Jul 06, 2016
juhan:
shocked shocked Jesu!!! grin

Na that kind thing you dey always like
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Blackmailed? by Mafking(m): 1:33am On Jul 06, 2016
Julietcutie:
no... and I pray that I never Experience such

I pray that you experience such with me grin
Romance / Re: Reviewed!! Reasons Why Men Actually Love Their Women Fat! by Mafking(m): 12:39am On Jul 06, 2016
@op you sef look at the pictures you post...

Do you pray for those for yourself

@your gf on the right... her elbow get hole

Her pants is suffocating and it's trying to get some air...

Their pants only can sew someone's Ramadan cloth... angry

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Jokes Etc / If You Don't Laugh This Laugh Enh by Mafking(m): 9:04pm On Jul 05, 2016
The sighting of the moon was inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon had been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark(chairman Senate committee on observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & holla-balloo
-Patrick obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the moon, the board of the Ullman has been dissolved
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence - EFCC

We don't want to sight the moon
-Biafrans

-We know where the moon is but we don't want to say
-The US govt

#copied(grace tochi)
Romance / Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 3:48pm On Jul 05, 2016
Henrypraise:


Very tactful question, I will immediately ask for more salt n pour on d food den I will mix everytin togeda, I will forge annoyance n scold her for not adding many salt to d fud like d way I told her b4. if she start acting like she does not knw wat has come ova me, I will get up wash my hands n tell her m not eating again since she no wan hear word to de cook to my taste, maybe dis action go show/ teach her a lesson. I will call my friends n tell dem let's go hangout in sum nice place.

Den wen we de come bak, I go jejely buy sharwama n suya to appease d goddess at home n explain d drama. A gud nite of hot romance will heal d rest.

grin
Romance / Re: If You Ain't Asleep Now..you Must Be Upto Something... by Mafking(m): 3:30am On Jul 05, 2016
dauntless15:
ya but thats the former theres a new one for 2016 now

Toor buh shey you Sabi pspp whey dey reign now... That one na just pes 2016 photocopy... It's kinda hard... Buh I dey use real Madrid finish their lives
Romance / Re: Guys Only!!! Ladies Come And See Answers.o/bashing by Mafking(m): 3:27am On Jul 05, 2016
AfroKnight:
Baba, I will burn the soup. Nobody must know that she used soup to cook salt.

Gehs of nowadays should learn how to cook soup. We guys have learnt how to make money and flex. Ladies, do your part.
. Help me tell them
Romance / Re: If You Ain't Asleep Now..you Must Be Upto Something... by Mafking(m): 3:24am On Jul 05, 2016
MasterRahl:
Also rocking the MTN N25 for 500mb plan. Why I'm awake though is because I'm reading your silly thread grin

Hmmm master rahl where is mother confessor

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