halfricanadian:


lol bami loke edarijimi ke

Awon omo catapillar leyin ma fe pa mi ke

Lazy lazy... Sheyb you were making mouth that I should give you twins that you can handle three boys(ermm.. Two boys, one man)...
You are now complaining... Lemme me come home and see traces of tears on my boys face...

juhan:
i am but its confusing nah

Mitcheew.. . As from today if I hear English from your

mouth again...

halfricanadian:
Such a man shd exchange his ballz for a p*ssy dimples

Are you the only one in nairaland ni... always the first to comment!!

Go and breastfeed my beautiful children(dem be twins) jhor

That's why they always cry in the middle of the night

juhan:
lol okay so its agbaaya. Whats the meaning of abalagba?

Agbalagba: someone that's old(sometimes, mature)

Agbaaya: an old fool(sometimes, useless old fool)

Tot you said you are yoruba ni?? ?

juhan:
Whats wrong with the pics? I aint even seeing her boobs or ass and you're here calling it half unclad. Why bringing her pics here? Get a life op and stop this nonsense. Abalagba .

Nope you wanted to say "agbaaya'

theEYe21:
WELCOME TO REALITY! Life's a bitchh

Abeg you dey support me or oppose?? ??

Youngpo413:
Best topic ever....

Hehehehehe

I am blushing

coolviv:


How big is the Mumu? It's the BIGGEST Mumuuuu.....- Dbanj.

Mitcheew na me get time dey reply you.... Sorry.o
Aja 1

halfricanadian:

U are high on weed to b sincere

Kk

coolviv:
Sometimes when I read some posts, I wonder why we don't have more psychologists in Nigeria. The mental problems in this country are very real. If not, how can someone who calls himself a well trained man with a living mother come and start insulting women of his own generation from where he will take a wife and father sons and DAUGHTERS...

This same man might have a sister o ooo of the same generation, all his married friend's wives are of this same generation and still, such an entity will come proudly in public with all confidence in his questionable common sense and say 'women of our ...sorry his generation are fake a*s bit*ches/ho/olosho' and every other beautiful name belonging to his grandmother.

Hmm. ...It is well oo...

If you had opened you eyes and used your senses judiciously... You would notice I used MOST and not all.....
Why the thing dey pain you extraordinarily.... You have done abortion before abi

halfricanadian:


lol u wee fear dj khaled o

Which dj Khaled?? Shey another one!!!

If na that one.. . We went to the same primary school.. It's cus he do drugs.. That's why he looks old like that.. .. Khaled wey I dey always bully for school wella... Lawd you are bringing memories

halfricanadian:


Yes i are

Then this is where we must part...

Oya take... your transport fare

halfricanadian:


No joor

This one doesn't even have compassion in her eyes..
Are you a Transgender ni?!?!

halfricanadian:


lol very funny

Are you teaching me or not... no time to waste.. I get poems to write

halfricanadian:
lol

Hehehehe

Please can you teach me how to use these smileys... The only one I know how to use is this one And I always do that by typing three question mark.. . Have suffered in silence enough abeg

Exponental:
As far as I'm concern, they are the same. Civilization modified the former to give the later.

OK sir

flexyfit:
....u forgot something grandpa.....am not married yet....lol

Whatever.. Oya go and sleep... Abi you are still afraid to sleep in the dark??

It Is night again

When Boobz are freed from wicked bras

When n¡pples eyes sing out loud: now I can see

When some hands are tempted to go south



It is night again

when torn broken boxers rule the night

When balls sing song of freedom one facing East, the

other west

When dawn is certain for no man

It is night again

flexyfit:
...grandpa...u can do d naming ceremony urself.....after all u are d one that got it pregnant....and u guys are staying together.....so do it....

Me ke you know I don't have any strength left

Abi I forgot to tell you that your husband came some months ago and after he left I started noticing pregnant syndrome on your goat... He even told me he loves goat several times.. He was talking about their natural beauty.. . How they don't make up and all... little did I know

Na so I see one post for nairaland.. I con enter the post cus I think say the post go carry sense buh when I enter the post I con learn say the post no make any sense ... funny thing na me con comment first.. .. Why ME

flexyfit:
...grandpa....I forgot ur age
......didn't know it's u grandpa

Small girl I just remember that have not finished your on your matter... when are you coming to the village??
Good news; your goat just gave birth today, next week is the naming ceremony

juhan:
yoruba demons. My brothers. Run for what? We're family.

Hahaha... ... So we gather dey....

Chop norkuu

What's your yoruba name jhor

juhan:
lol darl tell me whats wrong. Who broke your heart.

Broke my heart ke Is that even possible

I rep Yorubademon.o

You better run for your life

juhan:
how nah? Wetin i do?

Don't worry.. . I will get over it without you.. I don't need you caring attitude.... Ooobiiii

SANDOSKI:
True talk ooooo....

Hmmm.... I dunno what our ladies will be teaching their daughters when they become mothers.o
Opposite of what they did in their youthful age.. .

juhan:
lol i no dey go anywhere

Eh.. I will beat you.o... am not in a good mood tonight ... . You guys(ladies) just dey vex person sometimes

RadicallyBlunt:

FACT!

I don't know what kinda civilization would make someone who hasn't even enter into marriage to start giving stunt conditions.

If you want respect, work for it.

Bro one naturally beautiful girl for you with no ugliness concealer on her face

iPopAlomo:
Nice post... @OP...

Thanks bro.. Just doing my thing ni jare

juhan:
lol am i laughing? Im just shining my teeth na

I know that's why I sed you should carry your teeth elsewhere... Your teeth is blocking my view... I cant even see my post any longer

juhan:
Welcome to the 21st century

Is not funny... Carry your teeth go another thread joor

RoyalBlak007:
We are no longer

in the Stone Age bro...

Sewiously which age are we now

butter age??

halfricanadian:
True so true

Hope you are not playing with yourself Sha... Cus everytime na play u dey always play(I always imagine what you would be like when you were a kid, always getting your clothes dirty while playing abi) .... I like the personality though.. .