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hello. how much is the bater24 and barter45 and also the jewelries? my email is beambohsu@yahoo.com i wear big 37

. mine was really funny, (though not yet married just d introduction) my parent are late, so, twas my elder bro. one day, i was just sweeping the sitting room , and he was sitting down there in the sitting room, i just paused and said, 'brother mi mo ma marry ni next year ' meaning, my bro, i will be getting married next year. com and see the anger in his eyes, he said is that how to say a thing like that, ehen go and marry now, better go and ask those that has done it how its bin done. it was just both of us @ home that day.so later i went to him and apologised, after some minutes he asked me d necessary questions like where his from, his religion etc. what happened after that is a story that is already here on nairaland, bin that he is Igbo and am Yoruba. but we sha thank God that all is well now.

rip

my late dad use to chew all solids, while my elder bro swallows rice, he does'nt chew rice atall. whichever way u like it jare

yusfaith78:
i based in lagos, ketu precisely. A pant is 2500naira (including cost of material) while sewing only is 1000naira. thanks 08080589874

so, everything will be how much all 2gether ? 2500 or 3500?

afi ayiri na

, what about Ijebu State? they have bin clamouring for dere own state too for long o.

osiskooooooooooooo

how about beans with corn?

But, there seems to be something am not getting here, d last time i checked, at most parties here in Nigeria, there are always either prof servers or the house wives, friends etc that serves at parties. so, why will either me or my husby have to get up and get our foods by ourselves?

btw, am d shy type that wont want to be embarassed while trying to get food for either my hubby, kids or myself by either d celebrants, their relatives, or friends.

But, if the situation warrants that i must get up and get food, then i will do it, and not my husband.

Fhemmmy:
Go and buy " How to do gele in minutes"

Where can one buy that from here in Nigeria? am very much interested.

. this made me remember a gist that a friend's younger told me sometimes ago. that a guy was cruising in his car all alone, he got to a junction and met some police officers there, he was ask to stop and he did, they ask him for his particulars, wiper, extra tire, fire extinguisher, all these he has, and the next question they asked him was, why is he all all alone in the car, the car response was that he is not all that angels like Gabriel, Micheal, etc, then, the police office said he charged him for overloading, overloading of what, of angels.

RIP ma. u shall surely be missed

hnmmmmm, not sure if that is how its truly works, according to what we were told, our first born ones slapped my father, although he never apologised, but he really took care of him when he was alive, so i think with this, he forgave him before he died.

But, for sometimes now, some years after my father's death, things has not remain the same for this bro of mine, to an extent that he sold his own house, (2bedroom flats up and 14 rooms down) and later built a smaller house with the money, he has not even completed it yet, but he is living there already with his family. not sure if this was as a result of what he did to his father in the past or the fact that he leaved an extravagant life, when he was still doing well, but i beleive that prayer can change situations, no matter how bad.

yoyo bitters? i beg that thing is too bitter!!!!!!!!. i cld not finish a bottle, was like punishing yrself, and i did not even see d effect self. i had to throw d rest away

taught dey have a uniform they normally put on? yeah, i have seen some of them in dis uniform

everything goes, as long as am very hungry, and d stuff is edible, i would eat

Life, they say, begins at 40. For this reason, when an Osogbo-based interior decorator, Aderemi Okunade, clocked 40 on May 28, 2010, he invited a few friends and colleagues to join him for a low-key celebration at a bar.



But an argument ensued in the midst of the celebration over who is richer between two prominent musicians, Wasiu Ayinde, and Abass Obesere.



One of those engaged in the argument and a guest of Okunade, Mayowa Olaleye, 32, threw some beer into the host‘s right eye and smashed same with a glass cup. The host eventually lost the eye.



Okunade said,”When I finished the day‘s job, I decided to celebrate my birthday with my co-workers and friends. Initially, I had planned to go to a particular bar but as we drove through Egbatedo Street, Osogbo, I saw a popular bar and I decided to have some drinks there with my friends.



”Olaleye is a younger fellow whom I know in the neighbourhood. He is like a younger brother to me. At the bar, I bought beer for my friends, including Olaleye. An argument ensued over who is richer between Wasiu Ayinde and Obesere. I bought a bottle of Trophy for Olaleye, who was rooting for Obesere, while one Kamoru Adebayo, a primary school teacher, felt Ayinde is richer.



At a point when the argument was going out of hand, I intervened. While Adebayo heeded my admonition, Olaleye did not. I rebuked him. In anger, he threw his beer into my face and smashed his glass cup into my right eye. My right eye was shattered and I was soaked in my own blood. I was rushed to nearby Ladoke Akintola University Teaching Hospital, Osogbo. But Olaleye fled.”



Okunade, an indigene of Iree and a father of three boys and one girl, has been receiving well-wishers and sympathisers since the incident happened. He said the treatment cost him a lot of money.



An eyewitness, who chose to be anonymous, told PUNCH METRO, ”They did not come together. Okunade arrived in his Honda Acura Legend car with some of his friends and co-workers. Olaleye, Kamoru Adebayo and one Dayo arrived about the same time. They all are from the neighbourhood. There was an argument over who is the richer between Ayinde and Obesere.



”The friends became divided. At a point during the argument, a group was playing Ayinde‘s songs on a mobile phone, while the other group was playing Obesere‘s songs on another phone. The argument became heated. Okunade insisted that Ayinde was richer. At a point, there was a shouting match between Okuande and Olaleye.



”Okunade said he would not fight Olaleye because he is older, stronger and richer than he. He described Olaleye as a worthless fellow and this infuriated the younger man, who threw the beer he was drinking into Okunade‘s face and smashed his glass cup into his face.”



Five days after he was discharged from the hospital, Okunade in company with his wife, arrested Olaleye while he was relaxing at home and took him to the police station.



Okunade explained that he had spent a fortune in medical treatment just as he welcomed support from public-spirited individuals and groups.



Subsequently, the police charged Olaleye to court and he was arraigned before Magistrate Olalekan Ijiyode.



In court, Olaleye admitted that he was guilty and begged for leniency. His lawyer, Mr. Adegoke Ogunsola, urged the court to temper justice with mercy, saying that Olaleye‘s wife, children and aged mother would suffer if he was convicted.



But the magistrate said that punishment must be meted out to Olaleye to serve as deterrent to others.



Ijiyode subsequently sentenced Olaleye to two years imprisonment without an option of fine.

, yeah that may be thru, but it was sent to me just 2day. so i decided to share it.

and d fact that u have seen it does not mean everybody have seen it, ko ba akaba?

LAFF MATTERS

THIS IS A TRUE LIFE STORY!!

Late in 1994, an 87 year old man passed on in a village close to Amai, Kwale, Delta State . The late man's grand son, Ufiaka (26 years old and fairly educated), was given some money and asked to travel to Agbor to buy a fine casket for his grand pa's burial. Ufiaka left base early and arrived Agbor in good time to purchase the casket and make the return journey same day,
He was fortunate to get an open back white coloured Peugeot 404 pickup heading for Amai. He, however, had to ride in the back of the pickup with the casket because two market women travelling to Amai were already seated in front with the driver.

On the home journey, they ran into a heavy rain storm close to Uronigbe and Ufiaka quickly opened the casket, lay himself nicely in the well padded interior, covered the lid and used the folded newspaper he had with him to leave a small opening between the lid and the main body of the white casket to ensure adequate ventilation.
The interior of the casket was very comfortable and Ufiaka soon fell into a very deep sleep.
The rain had subsided at the time the pickup van arrived at Umutu and during a brief stop there, two men travelling to Amai boarded the vehicle at the back and the same happened at Ubiaruku where a man and a woman travelling also to Amai entered the vehicle. All this while, Ufiaka was enjoying his beauty sleep inside the Casket completely unaware of the new passengers who boarded at Umutu and Ubiaruku.

The pickup van arrived Amai just after 5p.m. and the driver, who was now very hungry, stopped in front of a busy bukataria to have a quick bite before proceeding onto the next village.

The sudden stoppage and revving of the pickup's engine woke Ufiaka who then opened the lid of the casket and rose up.

Trouble come start!
The passengers in the back of the pickup jumped out of the vehicle from various points and took to their heels in various directions.
The people eating in the buka (including the mama-put and her service girls) who saw the white casket open, and a "ghost" step out, ran off all over the place some with balls of eba and akpu in their hands.

Ufiaka, seeing people running 'helta skelta' was convinced that armed robbers were operating and decided to take-off in the direction three of the passengers, including the woman, were running. When the three passengers realised that Ufiaka was running towards them, they increased their speed and shouted "ghost! ghost!" and, to further worsen the situation, Ufiaka was dressed in white up and down with white shoes to match that day.
With the shouting of 'ghost', other people in their homes came out to see what was going on and on seeing people running at high speed all over, they joined in the race for their dear life and the number just swelled.
The driver and the two market women were the only people who knew what was going on and they had a hell of a time calming the people down and explaining that … he merely needed shelter, while it was raining ,

Are you still there!
Ok, Practice Laughing Session throughout the remaining days of the year ’2010.
Just to brigthen up ur day!

Congrts bro.

good thank God am not alone in this, there is not going to be anything like bridal train for me, its just going to be my chief bride's maid, and the flower girl, and d best man and d page boy for my man,and thats all.

My reasons being that i do not need so many maids, and d fact that my fiance is going to be expected to pay for their dresses, shoes and all dat. also, so many  troubles do com with dis bridal train of a thing, that some will expect u to choose them, and if u dont, enmity might start from there, and so many other things. of cause all my friends will surely be in uniform that day i.e by wearing the aso ebi and d head gear, and thats all  

@ michelin, u ar very funny

and y ar d parents allowing their kids to watch adult's films?

, now dis is not funny, take my own case for instance, am yoruba while my fiance is an Igbo guy, he speaks yoruba so well cos he was born here in Lag, infact, himself and d immediate younger sis communicate in yoruba all the time, but d dad does not speak yoruba that much, so he communicates with d dad in Igbo language, dat has NEVER bordered me for ones, cos i trust my man, instead, it borders d dad, he is always saying it that my man shld start teaching me.

If truly she loves d husband and she really wants d relationship, she shld not be bothered when mother and son ar discussing in dere language, instead, she shld start learning as fast as possible.

lolllll. wahala

. terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. olowo osi kondoro.  as a matter of fact i use  2  be a lefty, but dis was changed by my late dad. and no wonder am a bad writer, may God 4give him

ok, agreed all the names listed above are "Ghetto", so, which ones are not ghetto?

watch out, they will start listing english names now

@ d last poster gbam. @ poster, ar u sure she is not misquoting u? pls still try and explain what u meant to her by telling her to let u know how she has bin spending d money, so u can be carried along. its not a bad thing atall, afterall, my fiance always demands for how i spend my own salary not to now talk of the money given to me by him, and i dont feel bad about it it atall,infact, that makes me to be more careful with d way i spend and which i feel is a good thing.

pls dont listen to those dat ar already advising u to call it quit, it has not gotten to dat atall.

If her family is saying u ar not fast enough, maybe dey want u guys to be faster dan how u ar now so they can start preparing demselves, because dats is d case in my own family's situation cos dey ar complaining too (we ar preparing for our wedding too).

Pls take it easy it is way too early for u guys to start having issues

pls send pictures and also, yr location in Mafoluku to beambohus@yahoo.com. thank you