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PoliticsRe: It Is The Season Of The Baboons, Be Vigilant by MagicBishop(op): 5:50pm On Dec 20, 2013
A7 +:
Revelations 1:9-20, John's vision of a jewish terrorist ??
I just checked the verse and it does not indicate anything remotely violent and besides Turban Head, the book of REVELATIONS is a prophetic revelation by an apostle of Christ that post dates the life of Christ.

Go and Read the Gospels and try and find any violent or sinful act of Christ.

Now compare that to your craddle robbing, rap1st armed robber, kidnapping fake prophet.

Not that Christ can be compared to any righteous man talkless of your glutonious armed robber fake prohet in
PoliticsRe: It Is The Season Of The Baboons, Be Vigilant by MagicBishop(op): 5:45pm On Dec 20, 2013
A7 +:
Revelations 1:9-20, John's vision of a jewish terrorist ??
abeg dont go down that road because your koran Terror Manual is self incriminating.
PoliticsRe: Christmas Day Bomber, Kabiru Sokoto, Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 5:44pm On Dec 20, 2013
blocker: tongue. If na Saro Wiwa dem go quick hang am but na Boko N' aru ala dem wan make him convert prison inmates before their release date. Truly end time things.
No be another Yoruba corrupt Judge who dey fear for him life.
PoliticsRe: Muslims Blocking Roads During Prayers by MagicBishop: 5:43pm On Dec 20, 2013
wingman: You work too hard to bé liked by all and regarded as a liberal free thinker but u end up exposing ur mind boggling stupidity. What has blocking the road got to do with tolerance? Your views are always so irritating
Just like we are supposed to tolerate their Jihad antics and infidel throat slashing
PoliticsRe: Muslims Blocking Roads During Prayers by MagicBishop: 5:35pm On Dec 20, 2013
yemi2plus: Shut up son.
NOW YOU SHUT UP!
PoliticsRe: It Is The Season Of The Baboons, Be Vigilant by MagicBishop(op): 5:32pm On Dec 20, 2013

PoliticsRe: Calling All APC Members: The Official Unified Thread by MagicBishop: 5:21pm On Dec 20, 2013
You all know the Wizard that controls the broom

PoliticsRe: Muslims Blocking Roads During Prayers by MagicBishop: 5:19pm On Dec 20, 2013
Mynd_44: Take it up with the government officials who grant them permit not the worshippers
Which government official will grant anybody to use public roads as a prayer ground?

Maybe the same government that liscense them to r@pe and kill innocent people in the name of their god allah
PoliticsRe: Muslims Blocking Roads During Prayers by MagicBishop: 5:14pm On Dec 20, 2013
Abagworo: Why can't you people tolerate other people's religion and tribe. This is really getting out of hands. Very soon the Moslems will start calling for a change in working days to start from Sunday and end Thursday.
The State of Osun under Rauf Odenni himself will soon revert to the Islamic Calender since they now celebrate the beginning of the Islamic New Year as a public holiday.

I won't be suprised come 2015 when Arewa Caliphate is formed and Sunday is declared as a working day with Friday as the start if the weekend.

Arewa Caliphate will include most of what is the SW by the way.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kabiru Sokoto Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 5:11pm On Dec 20, 2013
gboso1ne: The question is who are dere sponsors?
I will not like to drag GEJ into this but i think some powerful forces are behind this judgement and GEJ is just too dull to control them.


NB:dont quote me if u want to spew sh*t
Do you expect the Federal Govt to interfere in a court ruling?
PoliticsRe: Muslims Blocking Roads During Prayers by MagicBishop: 5:09pm On Dec 20, 2013
juman: You are wrong.

Even in kwara there are blocking of roads to pray on fridays at some places near some mosques.

Well its not good enough. One nigeria problem.
Another reason is the self -righteous behavior.

Them won pray for morning we no go hear word, Jumat service most hold on the street and everybody should be aware that they are on fasting.

If you ask me Moslems are self-righteous beings who like to claim a holier than thou opinion of themselves when we all know that's all pure rubbish
PoliticsRe: I’m A Thorough-bred Yoruba Man – Obasanjo by MagicBishop: 5:06pm On Dec 20, 2013
econome: This is superstory: “Let me tell you more of what I learned about the Yoruba history. Oduduwa was the eldest son of King Lamurudu of Mecca in Saudi Arabia" -OBJ
No wonder

this makes sense now

PoliticsRe: Muslims Blocking Roads During Prayers by MagicBishop: 4:53pm On Dec 20, 2013
They do it on purpose to start a fight.

Having been to Kano, I witnessed first hand the level of aggressiveness these people have when they want to worship their god.

In Sabo-Garri there is a small mosque that attracts moslems from far and wide from Kano, not because of what their mullah preaches but because on that same street in this christian and southern dominated part of town there are also a lot of churches. The Moslem worshipers block the roads leading to the mosque using it as a praying ground after which they slowly disperse with angry expressions.

It is obvious they are spoiling for an opportunity to engage the Christians in this part of town.

The residents have come to know their agenda and aim and generally IGNORE and tolerate them.
PoliticsIt Is The Season Of The Baboons, Be Vigilant by MagicBishop(op):
Yes that time of the year has come again where blood must be shed for it is decreed that infidels must not be allowed to live.

Their moon celebration came and gone with no incidence but for some time now coinciding with a Christian and southern President, Christians in the north have been made to suffer during their time of celebration.

You all know the history and their favorite targets.

Be careful and happy xmass !

PoliticsCorrupt Politicians Defecting Is Welcomed As A Good Development? by MagicBishop(op):
Bogus, Bunce and Bean
One fat
One short
One lean
These horrible crooks
so different in looks
but none the less equally mean!



I had a passive interest in Nigerian politics just like I do with Football these days with the climax of my interest being only stirred when it really matters like in a world cup year or as the case may apply , election year only.

I understand why Nigerians will generally like to have a change and for the sake of democracy change now and then is good but I also know the average suffering Nigeria gloats in the misery of those higher up than them. My point on this matter is that Nigerians should pause and asked themselves if this cross-carpeting is not a waste of valuable time and resources (given the high pay these legislators get) from the main duties at which they were elected to perform.
Nigerians should also ask how partisan politics will affect the smooth running of the house and by and large the day to day delivery of governance bearing in mind the abysmally low value for money they get for the bills passed by the House.

I strongly believe that this generation has been so blind and deluded by cheap politicking that in future, generations will look back and ask if there was nobody to stop all the nonsense. Obviously the press has been so jaundiced that it is not worth reading with newspaper headlines looking more like personal facebook posts of politicians fighting themselves. There is no real discourse or content and the polity is being artificially heated by the feuds and power struggles of greedy corrupt politicians.

So my question to you is ; what is to celebrate about defecting corrupt politicians whose cross-carpeting is not in the National interest but merely to serve their GodFathers and their personal career?
PoliticsRe: Performing as a Musician Gov.Okorocha; Imo State Governor by MagicBishop: 3:04pm On Dec 20, 2013
APC Records latest signing.

Hope you guys love the tunes.. well if you don't then remember the phrase; who pays the piper dictates the tune.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kabiru Sokoto Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 2:49pm On Dec 20, 2013
Pataki: What a doofus.

Do you dingbats really think you have a monopoly with words here? Who gave you the audacity to quote my post and bleat on like a demented goat suffered from eating his elephant grass?

I am totally immune to the e-diotic drivel you have spewed above. Rather than intellectually asking me why I preferred Jonathan to spend his latter years in jail, you resorted to the cheap and gutter language of insults and cursing. What a rancid gerbil you are! Intellectual reasoning is not within your postcode.
who trained this ape and how come he has internetz? grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kabiru Sokoto Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 2:23pm On Dec 20, 2013
donphilopus: Can you tell me the first person that politicized this thread??
I made a prediction on where this thread will finally digress towards and lo and behold 3 posts later from mine an APC etout makes his on stage appearance.

Going through my original post and his which is more explicitly politicized?
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kabiru Sokoto Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 2:17pm On Dec 20, 2013
donphilopus: Did you not see where he wrote "good judgement"??
Did you not see where he insulted GEJ?

Hypocrite!

As my original post predicted, the likes of that vagabond will definitely see a reason to drag GEJ into every discussion.

So stop nit picking and see his post for what it is i.e. politicizing a criminal judgement.
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kabiru Sokoto Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 2:11pm On Dec 20, 2013
Shine It: Waiting for the day Kabiru Katsina Bukohari meets his faith.
Buhari and his cohorts day in court will surely come.

Instead of this to be the case we have ediots using this as an avenue to vent their fustrated tribal politicking
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Kabiru Sokoto Sentenced To Life Imprisonment by MagicBishop: 2:10pm On Dec 20, 2013
donphilopus: Have you seen the rate at which, you're foolish! After spewing this trying, everybody still spoke/speaks against the act! So, do you not think you're foolish.

@topic, the guy should "go and die" there.
Pataki: Good judgement.

There is still a ray of hope in this country.

I am looking forward to the court sentencing Jonathan to life imprisonment for his role and support in Boko Haram after 2015.
I rest my case...

You DO THE DYING
Foreign AffairsRe: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 5:59pm On Nov 30, 2013
some username: I doubt you can be one, you will probably just be killed. Mafia doesn't take foreigners in their ranks. You can cooperate with them like mexican drug cartels do though.
but i russia and can speak like slav and drink vodka in one gulp and smoke 30 packets of siggerates.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ask A Russian Guy Anything. by MagicBishop: 11:30am On Nov 30, 2013
some username: No idea, never had any interest in hiring one.
how can i be a russian mafia p1mp or organ trafficker?
RomanceRe: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by MagicBishop(op): 8:33am On Nov 28, 2013
In the words of that famous and legendary English Poet, Sir Mix-a-lot:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so Hot
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *Bleep*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

BusinessRe: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by MagicBishop: 7:54am On Nov 28, 2013
Raggedy_Ann: So Instead of flaunting your unsubstantiated knack for business, you might want to give the OP a few investment ideas for the 3M to demonstrate how he would potentIally become the next Dangote. Maybe that could help him in making an informed decision.
OP should buy a man-cage and go on tour with you under the show tittle : "Meet The Dumbest Human".
RomanceRe: Are You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by MagicBishop(op): 7:50am On Nov 28, 2013
oliviatwist: shocked this one na mountain climbing
AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENUFF
Danielle22: Im sur some guys wil go for her, coz her azzzzz is xo big,it will entice dem more.
U need the right equipment to scale thru
BusinessRe: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by MagicBishop: 3:22am On Nov 28, 2013
Raggedy_Ann: This is so typical! Nigerians like awoof joor. 3M for nothing seems like a better deal than 75k for a 9 to 5 any day. You should keep in mind the following before making your decision.
1. For a job, you don't just get paid in cash, you get experience and referrals that improve your worth over time. If you want to build a career in that field this would be your stepping stone.
2. Not everyone is cut out for entrepreneurship. A job gives you security, stability and you get paid right away. A business needs to "take" first. You might not break even after the second year sef.
3. 3M might seem a lot of money to you now but it really isn't. Dont make the decision arbitrarily, draw up plans for potential businesses that could be started with a capital of 3m and evaluate the odds. How long will it take before you start making profit? What are the risks involved? A high risk biz may potentially yield more returns but high risk means that you could potentially lose all your money and end up knocking on the door of your benefactor for that job after all.

For all you know, this could be some social experiment. Knowing the risks involved in starting a business, some people prefer to have another safe source of income before jumping off the ledge into uncertainty. You NEVER know. And when the pressures of self sustenance set in you might not find the discipline to stay off your capital.

remember too that It's not money that is your asset, it's creativity. If you have it you might just make that 3m work for you - eventually and with a load of luck. And if you do not have it, you get to ride on your bosses creativity. Just be honest with yourself.
load of rubbish.

First you would have asked if the job is professionally inclined and if OP had the prerequisite education/training experience to follow that career path. Then you should have proceeded to consider if OP will get the necessary job satisfaction. Getting paid does not guarantee job satisfaction. Thirdly. I want to believe that OP is a graduate of some sort and the job is for entry level in the civil service where he will end up warming a chair as the case is with 80% of employers in government jobs.

OP would do much better if he takes the offer of 3 million and set up a small business. I want to believe he is young and the offer is coming from a relative, if the venture fails he can start looking for another job without daddy's or uncle's help.
BusinessRe: A Gift Of N3M Or A Job Of N75,000 Per Month: Chose One! by MagicBishop: 3:14am On Nov 28, 2013
Obviously OP will fare better taking the job since he doesn't understand the concept and advantage of liquidity and cash in hand. 75k job will fit in snugly with OP's lazy cold comfort life choice.
RomanceAre You Man Enuff? Can You Date This Chic? by MagicBishop(op): 2:17am On Nov 28, 2013
shocked

Jokes EtcRe: Dog's Diary Vs Cat's Diary (old But Still Cool) by MagicBishop: 11:50pm On Nov 27, 2013
This is old.

I started a thread here on NL similar to this under one of my numerous banned handles

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