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Celebrities › Re: 50 Hollywood/European Stars That Were Yoruba by magicminister: 7:22pm On Jul 19, 2020
Wooow..... Yoruba Amaka lol!

I feel slight envy that so much talent can come from one west African tribe but I am extremely proud that they have Nigerian descent. I can brag to my foreign friends about them looool!!
Crime › Re: Illegal Police Extortion And Harassment : A Nairalander's Experience by magicminister: 12:04pm On Jul 19, 2020
Gabaleve:
My name is David, On the 11th of July 2020 at around 11:50am, I was stopped by men of the Nigeria Police Force(Safer highways patrol) at the Ogori/Ageva road, Okene Local Govt, Kogi State. I was going to the market in company of a commercial motorcyclist whom I boarded his bike. When we got to the checkpoint, A police officer, ordered us to stop and requested to search my bag which I obliged.

While searching through my bag, they found a couple of drugs, precisely 4 tablets of paracetamol, 8 ferrous tablets, 10 folic acid tablets and a tablet of postpill, they ignorantly asked what the postpill tablet is used for, I told them it's a contraceptive, the officer who searched my bag obviously didn't know what a contraceptive is, I told him it is used to prevent pregnancy and next he exclaimed “Guy I don catch u, u dey use am do abortion abi”.

First, I thought it was all a joke, I laughed and started explaining all over again, before I could finish, one of the officers roughly pushed me from behind, held my trouser and ordered me to sit on the bare floor, I obeyed and tried not to be rude since they were all armed, they labeled me a a rapist and a muderer since they concluded contraceptives are used to commit abortion.

After a while, one of the officers came to me acting all friendly and asking me to negotiate with him so he can help me beg his colleagues because if I am taken to the cell at the area command I will spend nothing less than 3 days in custody asides the heavy torture I would receive. At this point, I secretly started an audio and video recording of the events.

While they kept harassing me, a woman who knows me came along and intervened, all her pleadings fell on deaf ears as the officers were insistent on taking nothing less than N100,000. At last they settled for N10,000 after all the harrasment, time waste, torture and emotional trauma. I have uploaded the video and audio recording of the incident as evidence.

I have posted it on the police PCRU twitter page, whatsapp number and even called their numbers. On whatsapp, the message has been read but no significant reply, and whenever I call their hotlines, they keep directing me to the social media pages and they don't reply. I also posted on twitter with the pictures and video evidence, but I haven't been able to garner enough retweets.

I am calling on the I.G of the Police Force, the Kogi State Commisioner of Police, all other relevant bodies and well meaning individuals to help me get justice, retrieve my money and bring this corrupt officers to book as soon as possible.

Pls Front page, I need help... Thanks
I have friends that can help you. The challenge they face is that once people get their money, they do not agree to show up in court and testify against those officers! Will you be willing to testify against those officers?
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Transferred To California For Trial by magicminister: 9:42am On Jul 19, 2020
mpire:
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You are nothing but a dumbasssss and a closeted Yahoo boy. What a load of crap. So don't support a foreign govt to prosecute a thief because he's a Nigerian? I'm sorry for the mother that gave birth to a low life like you, she should have swallowed and spared the world of another slowpoke. Pls shut your pie hole and go look for someone to scam.
Ehyaaa..... Nigeria no favour you so your frustration too much! Calm down! Tomorrow is monday... get ready to ride your AC public bus to work and don't die of COVID!!

#naijatillikpai!!
Celebrities › Re: Little Daniella: A Teacher Attempted To Sexually Harass Me by magicminister: 9:38am On Jul 19, 2020
Ejusni:
Lol... It seems your hypothesis is baseless. I am not "poor" by any standard, but it seems you're the poor one here, with the way you desperately look for members of your social class.

I simply stated the obvious, I have many biracial friends and trust me none of them looks like that.
Do you have up to 50k naira in your bank account?
My friend shut up. You are a poor man!! Hating on a 12 year old lol!!! Ode!!
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Transferred To California For Trial by magicminister: 9:36am On Jul 19, 2020
mpire:
You are on a visor's visa and you had the audacity to drive under the influence? Take a lot of pics you're not returning again to the US. You're responsible for your actions. I don't feel any sympathy for people like you that have wasted many lives by driving drunk.
Well, i wasn't driving drunk. I was charged with DUI cos i had unopened bottles of wine in the car!
I am not looking for any sympathy; only shared my experience as i remotely understand what hush is dealing with and hopefully,naive visitors like me will not make same mistake..... Like i also said, the charges got drop and i am currently working on my EB-5 visa which by all indication, is still going smoothly....
Celebrities › Re: Little Daniella: A Teacher Attempted To Sexually Harass Me by magicminister: 8:08am On Jul 19, 2020
tiswell:
that's one of the disadvantages of being raised by a single parent. She even advised that daughters shouldn't be left alone with their biological dads.
Being raised by her over zealous mother and the absence of her run away dead beat supposedly Korean father has really affected her psyche.
this was what she said,"Mothers should be advised against leaving their female children alone with the opposite sex".
Clearly the girl is smarter than you lol!
Celebrities › Re: Little Daniella: A Teacher Attempted To Sexually Harass Me by magicminister: 8:05am On Jul 19, 2020
QuickStandard:
cool
I found these questions being asked a 12year old, offensive.
What are they trying to achieve.

Except she isn't 12 as stated.


Also from this question and response,


I can deduce that this little thing is very disrespectful, arrogant and lack manners....
What insolence
No, she doesn't lack manners. She spoke like any child would..... she spoke her truth without thinking of its impact!!
Celebrities › Re: Little Daniella: A Teacher Attempted To Sexually Harass Me by magicminister: 7:45am On Jul 19, 2020
Ejusni:
This girl is probably a bastard. There is no way her father is south Korean and she looks like that. With full lips thick nose! Her mother doesn't know her father. Asian blood is usually very strong and there is no way any of their offspring doesn't have done massive resemblance to them.
So much hate and anger towards someone you’ve never met! Poor Nigerians are the worst I swear!
How do I know you’re poor? Cos there’s no way on earth you rich and exposed and still think like this! It’s a thinking style reserved exclusively for the poor and miserable!


Did you look at her godamn hair?
West African hair is kinky not curly or straight!!
She definitely has some different genes in her and I’d say definitely Asian. Is it South Korean? I don’t know!
Celebrities › Re: Little Daniella: A Teacher Attempted To Sexually Harass Me by magicminister: 10:38pm On Jul 18, 2020
I love her personality already and i have neither met her nor watched any movie she was featured in.
What a bright child!!!


Can't wait to see you blossom!!
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Transferred To California For Trial by magicminister: 9:36pm On Jul 18, 2020
Primus123:
Even though I will prefer for him to rot in jail, but settling for a government lawyer is a smart move.

He definitely know that the odds against him are high, so the best thing is to get a lawyer that have some level of raport with the prosecutor's office that will assist to strike out few charges, enter plea-bargain and get a reduced sentence.
Nope!!

They are not government lawyer!
The only lawyers that work for the government are the prosecutors!!

Court appointed lawyers are those apply to help offer legal representation to people without the financial means to do so. The court then pays them a stipend for their efforts. I think it is 500$ per case the last time i checked.


I spent the last 2 months fighting a DUI case in Texas. Spent a lot of money in order to get the case dropped.
Through my travails, i got schooled in the American legal system. This place is unforgiving and as soon as this lock down is lifted; i will be on the first flight back home. Nigerian embassy in U.S. has entirely abandoned people that were unfortunate enough to be outside Nigeria before the crises.
i have been in the U.S. for over 5 months even though i went for a 1 month business trip in March and was supposed to return end of April.

sighs*
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Transferred To California For Trial by magicminister:
I don't know why Hush is making this move but i will only assume it is due to financial considerations.
The importance of hiring a seasoned and high profile lawyer is not because they can argue lost cases. Its simply because these lawyers often know well placed people within the judiciary system that and can often leverage their relationship to get their clients (the accused) a better deal.

They often charge hefty fees from $500 to $1,500++ per hour.

A court appointed lawyer is simply a "charge and bail" lawyer provided to the those without the means to pay for a private lawyer.
A court appointed lawyer may be vested in your case but they often have incredibly high case loads and cannot give everyone the attention they need to overcome their legal travails. They always recommend you plead guilty or "no-contest" and leave you at the mercy of the court system.

As a non-American and also black, the chances of Hush beating this case is extremely bleak and the fact he is settling for a court appointed lawyer makes me feel his assets have been frozen or he does not have any means to bring funds to the U.S.

I do not condone Fraud as this makes it harder to do business with the rest of the world but Hushpuppi is a Nigerian.
We condemn the crime but we must never support outsiders choosing to prosecute our citizens for crimes they committed.
If the crime was committed on US soil, it is a different ball game. But it was committed outside US soil with victims from all over the world.
We must all call for Judicial reforms in Nigeria whereby, the common man can expect a speedy and honest justice in every circumstance.


Lets not forget John Mitchener, a White American that is currently in Nigeria and has defrauded Nigerian companies to the tune of Billions of Naira. His activities contributed to some major Nigerian companies going bankrupt.
Our law enforcement agencies granted him bail while quietly allowing him to work with the US embassy to scurry out of Nigeria. Must we keep bowing to the White manhuh Hushpuppi's fraud is not even a fraction of what Mr John stole but he is facing 20-life while mr John is patted on the back and sent back to US. where is the BBC article, where is the CNN article, where are the bloggershuh? smh!
Family › Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by magicminister: 6:28pm On Jul 18, 2020
veave:
Errrrrr. You go need patience oooo.

One thing you should know is that your brother is now married and is firstly responsible to his wife and kids before any other person so him allowing three extended family to stay in this hard times is an act of kindness and bravery please don't add more stress to his life by bickering with your in-laws. We women are troublesome by nature then when we see someone who has our time we extend the trouble. The truth is
1. There is no way the room would have been left for you while there are women in the house (they need privacy).
2. Why will you say that you will go to the village? Don't you know you give your brother some kind of security in the midst of his wife and her obviously troublesome sisters by staying with him? Has he asked you to leave yet?
3. You where wrong to slap the young woman, no matter what the grieviance is you don't touch a woman.
4. They where wrong to throw your mattress out but please forgive them and move on. Thank God your brother made provisions for a replacement.
5. Take this place as a training ground for your future, if it's anything you should be bothered about now, is to be more determined about gaining independence and making it in life.
6. Leave rofo rofo fight for women, in fact ignore them totally for your national peace.
7. Hustle!!! Hustle!!! Hustle oooooo!!!!

Hugs.
Very wise response. Anyone that has been through life and isn’t entitled, will feel what you just said to the core.

God bless!
Crime › Re: Grand Jury Indicts Olalekan Ponle Of Fraud, Faces 20 Years in Prison by magicminister: 6:06pm On Jul 18, 2020
There is nothing to see here!! The American that defrauded Nigerians to the tune of billions of dollars was granted bail in Nigeria and probably working his way back to the US where he will not be prosecuted.
Our boys are held without bail and given incredibly long sentences.
Sports › Re: Nneka Ede Buys Lusitano Ginasio Football Clube For An Undisclosed Fee by magicminister:
Laslaslala:
She is an entrepreneur not a docile dormant jobless and clueless buffoon
Means that she will use her managerial skills to turn the fortunes of that club around in less than no time,take for instance
Biz strategy -SAMPLE 1 u
Send scouts all over Africa to storm african streets
Buy or bring in exceptionally talented players wasting all over the place
In less than no time 11 football wizards will be plying the European pitch
The hungry to deliver players will of course be bought without breaking the bank
When she set the club on motion those cheap players in a short while becomes assets of inestimable value which arsenal Man _u Chelsea etc will have to break bank to buy her players ,let's not talk about sponsorships and other ,accruables
[b]I take an exception to the bolded because that was irrelevant and tbh, pointless. You can have a meaningful conversation and also disagree without being vituperative.

The major flaw in your business model is that you assumed she’s the only one scouting for talents all over Africa and beyond.
Even if she manages to find any grade A talent, they’ll be snatched up by a bigger team before they even sign a contract. If you’re basing the success of the z league club and it’s ability to snag talent, then that club will fail.

The wiser option would have been

1-to invest in Nigerian premier league, scout for the best talents in Nigeria and package them for the highest bidders all over the world.

2- invest in a top tier club and own some stake where she gets paid off the profits.

I’ve been in business for so long and I know that while this may be a legit venture, there is absolutely no reasonableness behind buying a z league club. At least not from a financial gains perspective. [/b]
Sports › Re: Nneka Ede Buys Lusitano Ginasio Football Clube For An Undisclosed Fee by magicminister: 3:51pm On Jul 17, 2020
Money laundering?

Cos it makes very little sense to buy a league Z club!
Crime › Re: John Mitchener: Interpol Indicts American For Advance Fee Fraud In Nigeria by magicminister: 8:04pm On Jul 16, 2020
Shame on our police for granting him bail!
Even hush puppi that is being crucified no even do reach this guy! Next thing, America will come to rescue her citizen. We should trade for Hushpuppi!

Otherwise, he is to be tried and imprisoned in Nigeria and sentenced to the same amount of time Hush would get.... we see oyibo man, the next thing we begin now and act like they are gods! Mad thing!
Politics › Re: Pondei: House Of Reps Issues Warrant Of Arrest On MD Of NDDC, IMC Members by magicminister: 5:49pm On Jul 16, 2020
It will end in tears for the NDDC guy.
He may have the guns and backing of militants but reps have the backing of the Judicial system.


While things rarely ever work in Nigeria, I’ve seen that when our leaders really mean to do something, it gets done so well. NDDC was supposed to help Niger deltans. Unfortunately, even indigenes the oil rich states in Niger delta are mostly living below poverty line. They loot it all, they drive bentleys and rolls Royce, they call themselves “oil big boys” but the next man in their community Dey waste.

That one no be life I swear!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senate Wants Age Limits Scrapped For Job Seekers by magicminister: 5:47pm On Jul 16, 2020
ednut1:
If there were jobs it won't be an issue. As a big business owner would you employ at 35 year old man as a graduate trainee or entry levelhuh
Hell yes!!
If God blesses my business and it grows to the level I envision where people will seek internship, I wouldn’t care if you’re 40 or 100.
As long as you can do the job as delegated and willing to learn. You must also be comfortable working with people from every tribe and religion and be respectful of everyone regardless of their status in the firm.

God will see me there cos I know I’ve paid my dues for the longest.
Health › Re: Chinenyenwa Swanky Dies From Gas Explosion In Anambra state (Graphic Photos) by magicminister: 9:58pm On Jul 11, 2020
Why do you share gory pics?
I mean, it’s not like her family don’t know where she’s at! Let’s respect people’s grieve
Crime › Re: James Nwafor: "I Killed Your Son & Nothing Will Happen" - Awkuzu SARS by magicminister: 9:55am On Jul 10, 2020
YelloweWest:
What I know is the sars officer that killed my brother Solomon Yellowe in 2019 will live long enough to bury all their children.

None of their children will live past 27 years.


Sleep on bro, see you when I see you. Love you forever
Whenever you see this, reply my message let’s talk.
What is your contact detail or email?
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Residents Mob Bimbo Cash, Steal Food Items Meant For Donations by magicminister: 8:42am On May 03, 2020
DanseMacabre:
Black man get serious problem.
Every race and region have problems that are unique to them. It’s got absolutely nothing to do with race.
Travel › Re: Fatal Accident Along Onitsha-Nteje Expressway (Disturbing Photos) by magicminister:
Nawaooo

That guy is there bleeding out,
People are around him taking pictures.
Collectively, they have more than enough resources to get him to a hospital, or Atleast check his pulse or lay him on the side to clear his airways.

At first glance, there’s a good chance he’s still alive and clinging on to life but unconscious and may just suffocate on his own blood!

Rather than help, they’d prefer to take pictures and post online.

The reasoning of most Nigerians is just extremely backwards!




During my undergraduate days, a woman was in a bike accident, everyone thought she was dead and as usual( they gathered around her and saying “this woman will not die in Jesus name”.
I was taking a bike to my cousin’s place when I saw the crowd and decided to see what’s going on. As soon as I made my way to the front, I immediately sprung into action, felt for her pulse, asked the people to move back to allow enough air circulation, then I too off my shirt used my unsterilized clothe to Apply pressure to the place blood was gushing from.

Her pulse was really faint and her body morbidly cold. My actions slowed down the bleeding and then I called on a bike man (a spectator) to take us to hospital, the bike man ran away. Eventually, a car was made available by a nearby hospital after about an hour or so.

My actions that day stopped her from bleeding out and that woman is still alive today thanks to my quick thinking and action.

God bless the good people in Nigeria. Shame on the rest.

The Nairaland admins should stop moving gory pics like this to the front page. What if it was your brother or sister or mother or father? Or loved ones and friends that have their last last moments on earth shared for online likes and comments... we all have to collectively do better
Crime › Re: Adoki Joy, UNIPORT Student, Raped And Killed By Kidnappers (photos) by magicminister: 7:05pm On May 02, 2020
Sportwin:
They killed three pple
But feminist decided to focus on just the female
What about the men , Don't they deserve a little attention too
Rip men

The evildoers will face the wrath
Though the 3 of them were murdered and faced significant trauma, only one of them was raped and tortured before murder. Please change your way of thinking!

I just want to see justice done!
Health › Re: 216 People Arrested For Not Wearing Face-Masks In Niger State by magicminister: 12:04pm On May 01, 2020
Lol....

What a joke
Health › Re: "Nigeria Will Do Anything For Ventilators" - Donald Trump (video) by magicminister: 4:39pm On Apr 30, 2020
goshen26:
If not that Africa like to follow white, who should say "we are with you in the fight against covid19" Trump or Buhari?
This is deep and would go over the head of 99.9% of nairalanders!
Sports › Re: Screenshots Of Nigerians Begging For Money On Bayern Munich Post. by magicminister: 3:40pm On Apr 30, 2020
saajus:
Are they not the one that asked how they can help us. Let them deal with Nigerians. Do they expect Nigerians to be requesting for highlights?

This guy got me. Credit us individually
The club asked, “how they can help Nigerians”.
A lot of people selfishly went in there to request for funds to be paid directly to their account rather than requesting for something that would benefit as many people as possible.

- food bank
- recruiting talents increasingly from Nigeria
- supply of medical equipment
- building an isolation centre
- youth empowerment program (e.g scholarships based on athletic abilities)


So many things thy could have said but the first thing they thought about was themselves and their bank accounts
!
Crime › Re: Over 50 Youths Partying In Lagos Arrested For Violating Lockdown Order by magicminister: 8:01am On Apr 30, 2020
Different rules for different people!

One for the political class and one for the masses!
Shame on this country! We are failing in everything.

Any society that does not foster equity and justice can never have peace!
Politics › Re: Coronavirus, Lateef Raheem Burial: '50 Policemen, Others Attended’ - Abiodun by magicminister: 8:40am On Apr 29, 2020
After humiliating Funke and JJC, they still go ahead and violate the same rule they punish others for!

My country Epitomizes a society without justice!
Such society can never have peace.

E.g. the founder of Boko haram was the extrajudicially executed; today we have a Boko Haram that is 1million times more deadly.

Ken saro wiwa was executed on the orders of a kangaroo court, today we have militant groups well armed and able to bring the country to its knees.

Corruption was neglected and even praised, today we have one of the poorest countries on earth.

A country without justice can never have peace.
Health › Re: Dead Body On Busy Kano Road Sparks Fear Among Residents by magicminister: 8:37am On Apr 29, 2020
Growing up in Lagos, I can’t count how many times I saw a dead boy on the road side.
Anything could’ve caused the man’s death.
Let’s allow the NCDC do their job and get in front of the situation by avoid panic and rumors!

Christianity Etc › Re: Message From Archbishop Of Onitsha, Okeke, About Resumption Of Church by magicminister:
Nice one!

Shutdown is not for poor countries like Nigeria.
Enforce the use of PPEs (e.g mask and gloves) and make healthcare accessible for all!

Make it a punishable offense for businesses to fire employees taking take off for their health.

That’s how we should do it! This shut down is for countries where majority can afford to stock up on a week supply of food!

The average Nigerian lives hand to mouth and even those that can stickup don’t have power supply!!


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