₦airaland Forum

Lacomus:
It's because most of them spend their upkeep money on girls who will still come to nairaland and open a thread about dirty boys club one more thing if you enter any room that's not clean make it clean after all what are friends for.

You are right. I helped him arrange his clothes while I insist he do the dishes.

Lacomus:
It's because most of them spend their upkeep money on girls who will still come to nairaland and open a thread about dirty boys club one more thing if you enter any room that's not clean make it clean after all what are friends for.

Good point.

Angry People's Congress aka the Talibans living up to their profession.

Amoshie:
So my prayer is I should get a woman that will compliment me.

Amen.

Amoshie:
It is all about one's temperament, u don't expect a Chronic Sanguine personality to avoid this.

Yes I know. No one expect everyone to be as need as an angel. But a bit of organization in their apartment will do the trick. Why leave the room dirty for rodents to stroll in?... And you said right. My friend is a chronic Sanguine.

I noticed some guys do not keep up with appearance when it comes to keeping their rooms organised. Just recently I visited a friend living close to my neighborhood. He's new and just moved in. As soon as we entered his room I was shocked. Everywhere was dirty. Dirty plates and pots laying around carelessly unwashed. Carpet even though new was looking like it was bought 20 years ago. Bed not done. Clothes scattered all over the place. Dirty socks serving as air fresheners. His electronics were looking very dusty.
I managed to keep calm while my friend who seem not to be embarrassed at all hurriedly got knives and pot to peel potatoes for lunch.
Then it got me thinking, how is this guy living through all this mess? You know a lot of ladies complained bitterly about their guys being untidy. Honestly I wouldn't blame them. Imagine living in a room that looks like a shrine! It's a nightmare.
So guys please if you are one of those who keeps rooms untidy, why don't you make a change for the better? Afterall they say cleanliness is next to Godliness.

Dirty men will always be dirty men. Sad but true.

Woodwork or no Woodwork Mancity should forget about the EPL cup this season.
Chelsea forwardever!

Assnall na our wife any day any time.

seunowokade:
Call him Shoeless , Call him Clueless, Call him good Man , President Goodluck Jonathan has been picked as the sole candidate of the PDP for 2015 Presidential Election. I however believe that most Nigerian would not want President Goodluck Jonathan to continue in office provided only viable alternative platform the APC gets it right with their Presidential candidate. Pls kindly suggest best APC Presidential aspirants of those listed below that can unseat President Jonathan come 2015
(A) Major Gen Muhammadu Buhari (Rtd) Former Head of State
(B) Alhaji Atiku Abubakar Former Vice-President
(C) Alhaji Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso Governor of Kano & Former Defence Minister
(D) Rt Hon Aminu Tambuwal Speaker House of Representative
Kindly suggest equally a good running mate of all those listed below as well.
Rotimi Amechi , Bola Tinubu, Adams Oshiomhole , Babatunde Fasola, Rochas Okorocha, Yemi Osinbajo and Kayode Fayemi

None of the above. They're are all not good enough.
APC should wait till 2050. By that time am sure they would have gotten the best of the best candidate to lead Nigeria.

Maybe what CNN was trying to say was: Is America ready for Bola Tinubu as the missing link and origin of human species

Yep. He did. That's born to rule elements for u.

The Talibans use every opportunity to paint GEJ clueless but in the end they appear more clueless than ever.
Watch them get at each others throats as the presidential primaries heats up.

Descartes:
That's where the problem lies.What else do you expect from an Almajiri He had problem with Badeh and I guess he wants to use this medium to embarrass him as a pay back. And now those Bokoharam sympathers on Nairaland will be masturbäting on this very thread.GEJ has to do something unless he wants to prove to us that he is CLUESSLESS as opposition tags him

I remember vividly when ever boko haram attacked communities, the Arewas and Northern elders together with their local twitter champion Hell Rufai would attack and heap insults on the then National Security Adviser, Andrew Azazi (May his soul RIP). No day passes by without you hearing in the newspapers about the Northern Talibans accusing Azazi of failing in his responsibilities to secure communities attacked by their own footsoldiers boko haram.
But when Dasuki was appointed as the new National Security Adviser, the snakes suddenly developed a mute syndrome. Never have they been heard to criticize Dasuki, there colleague even when security deteriorated significantly at his watch. Same also with the Minister of Defense Aliu Gusau. Remember when some Generals in the Nigerian Army had difficulty dealing with Gusau when he came on board as minister of defense? I tell you these malos think they're taking us for a ride without us knowing.
Hoping the President sacks them both with immediate effect.

omenka:
When it comes to how low Jonathan's government can sink in the realm of shame, there seems to be no limit at all!!

So because they have investments in Nigeria, Nigeria should be granted the right to violate their laws without question. What a funny country. South African economic indices are light years ahead of Nigeria's and wouldn't feel as much as a pinch should their investments in this banana republic (as transformed into by Jonathan) be hurt.

Matter of fact, Nigeria would be the biggest looser should anything happen to the companies mentioned. Imagine the number of people that would be thrown unto the streets should brands like DSTV and MTN close shops in the country!!

We are grappling with crippling unemployment rates and should be looking at doing whatever we can to keep the people so far employed at their duty posts and not get involved in some empty chest beatings which would certainly do us more harm than good!! They have a law abiding and responsible and respectable govt unlike the bunch of nonentities we have presiding over our affairs. If the say don't break their laws, DON'T. SA is not NIGERIA!

What a useless government. Smh.

With comments like this, am fully convinced that you are a menace to Nigeria. An enemy of Nigeria. Have you any dignity? Because of your Hate for GEJ?
How I wish countries practice international Transfer of citizens, such as those practiced in European Football transfers Windows. You will be the first on the list of unwanted Nigerians to be sold to Niger Republic free of charge.

emmatok:
LOL, hear Nigerians supporting illegality,
Must you launder money to fight terrorism.
You don't ship money into another Mans country and expect them to look away.

FYI, the so called money Laundering Act enacted as a means to fight global terrorism worldwide is a fallacy. What the Law actually means is that every transaction intended for good purposes, like humanitarian services, care for the needy by well meaning groups and individuals especially during hard times be wired through networks where it can be monitored, tract and stopped if the need arises. It's NEVER about Terrorism. It's part of the cashless policy initiative, to tract individuals and every transaction. Very soon you will not be allowed to hold a single naira note to buy stuff in the market. You will be tract and there will be no hidden place for you.
I know it's a bit handful for you to fully digest. But those who are fully informed about international lies know what am talking about.

Toks2008:
When i see how gullible our youths are i tend to weep for this country.

Why are we so easily deceived? Definitely the diplomatic ties between Jonathan and Zuma must have paved way for this new story for the gods.

The point still remains that the total process was wrong and a violation of the money laundry act so why cant we call blue blue and be true to ourselves.

Over N5tn in government funds have been stolen through fraud, embezzlement and theft since President Goodluck Jonathan assumed office on May 6, 2010, a SUNDAY PUNCH investigation has found.

What money laundering are you talking about? You think the American government who sing the gospel of money laundering doesn’t engage in coverts operations of money smuggling through the CIA? You think Companies like Chevron, Halliburton, KFC, MTN, TOTAL etc don't engage in money laundering?
You think British companies don't engage in money laundering?
Your country is under ATTACK and you're here shouting money laundering. To hell with money laundering.

Mogidi:
Calling all Taliban supporters, show face abeg.

The Talibans are not happy with this development I tell you. They can't even decode what is playing out between Nigeria and South Africa is just International geo politics.

Mexyz:
The Apc e-goats are still insisting on the illegitimacy of the deal even after this confirmation?

Don’t mind them. Their hatred for GEJ and Oritsejafor is surprising. The Talibans (APC) will not even see Aso Rock in the next 60years.

emmatok:
You don't ship cash into another mans country, claiming to be buying weapons.
If they are doing such Bizz on SA soil why not inform them Beforehand.

Your emotions and sentiments are clouding your sense of reasoning even after reading the article. Open your eyes. International politics is what is at play here.

I know South Africans are pained about the dead of many of their citizens in the collapse of the Synagogue building in Nigeria. We honestly sympathize with them. It's terrible the huge loss of lives in the incident. But pls let that not be use to tarnish our relationships. I know the seizures of our $15 million may be directly connected to the disaster that happened in Lagos, hence your way to get back at us to portray us as rogues to the international community. That would be childish against an African brother who sacrificed so much to get you out of Minority Rule.

MilitaryMinded:
And for those complaining about the Army 'always giving round numbers', read your reporters well ( if una get the eye ).......the words 'about' or 'more than' are always prefixed I'm Army statements. If you still aren't satisfy, feel free to board the next bus and go to the battlelines. Afterall, CNN,BBC, and Al Jazeera journalists are always on the frontlines to cover news (abi na 2 heads them get)

There are boko members on this forum. They're the ones not happy with the news about the killing of close to 350 terrorists hence their gimmicks to create doubts in the mind of Nigerians about the legitimacy of the report.

duni04:
The truth will come out, as always.....in two weeks. Plenty of time for you to enjoy your phantom victory today
Continue eating all the shït from olukolade's ass.

Tell your boko haram terrorist colleagues that your time is up. Surrender NOW or meet the same fate as your dead leader sheecow.

Richie0974:
Everyday Naija troops continue 2 kill dz boko harams but their numbers continue 2 increase...... Iz it dat they rise up from the dead or Naija troops are just lying...

... And yet when it was reported that the Cameroonian army kills 300 boko haram terrorist you guys heaped praises on them irrespective of whether the casualty figure was true or not, and in addition bash the Nigerian Army for not doing enough.
Now that the Nigerian Army are raising up their game by killing the bloody terrorists, you are raising stupid questions. Where's your patriotism?

RevDesmondJuju:
When every single muslim terrorist piece oF sh1t is dispatched to hell to reunite with their prophet

You got that right.

Some boko haram sympathizers are not happy with these beautiful news about our military. Take note of their comments. Boko members are on Nairaland.

It is surprising to see individuals citing the construction of roads and bridges as the yardstick of a good leader. What does it entails to sign a contract for road construction? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. There's no rocket science about it. A five year old can award big contracts when given the opportunity, does that makes him a good leader? Absolutely not.
Then who is a good leader? Is it the one who boast and advertises himself via live broadcast to showcase his achievements?
Is a good leader the one who utilize every means possible to propagate themselves through exaggerated lies about the development in their states? I think not.
Then who is a good leader? A question many Nigerian don't even know the answer. For far too long have Nigerians been brainwashed into thinking that good governance is about building roads. For far too long have Nigerians limit themselves into low grade humans where everything goes as long as it has a physical manifestation. This is very unfortunate.
To me, a good leader is someone who is policy driven. Policy driving in the sense that he/she does not just lay down policies for the present but also for the future. A good leader prepares policies that would usher in massive development in all sectors of the economy even when he/she leaves office. A good leader will make sure all impediments to economic development are getting rid of through sound policies. Show me someone who can establish mechanisms that would provide and strengthen our institutions to carry out their functions without interference and I will show you a good leader. The person who comes close to my definition of a good leader is non other but Goodluck Jonathan. Like him or hate him, this guy is policy driven. He's laying down policies that would usher in long-term economic development. Just look at the automobile policy, the rail sector, the Agricultural sector, etc. No one can deny the changes going on in this sectors. Why? Because of policy formulation. Our Automobile industry policy had already began yielding fruits with indigenous auto companies coming on board. I would rather vote someone who's policy driven to an individual who thinks that building bridges would solve Nigeria's problems.
The era of big manism and personality as ingredients of a good leader must not be allowed to hold sway in our polity.

mikeansy:
Every coup speech captures some truths about the previous government

Those who want to fantasise about Buhari's record as military dictator should read some truths from a man who was in the inner circle at the time!

What a Speech by IBB. Even though I don't like him, the guy clearly said the truth about Buhari's government. Very clueless! Yet some ............ will want buhari to rule Nigeria again even after the atrocities committed back then before he was overthrown. It is those who don't know history that would be fooled enough to believe that buhari will fight corruption.

shymexx:
Stark illiterate, did you actually read the article, or just jumped to conclusion after reading the misleading title?

So, in your obtuse mind, Generals in the military fight on the frontline, or the alleged person here is being accused of not providing proper leadership for the troops.

And when the same Yoruba Generals like Adekunle the Scorpion start killing you fvckers now, you will start shedding emotional tears everywhere about genocide. Scandalous primeval slut and a stark illiterate.

You are the stark illiterate if you don't know the geography of Jos and Plateau state in general. For you to resort to abuse without finding out what happened in Jos shows you as a complete fool.

A lamentation thread for Assnall fans to bash Chelsea Fc. Assnall fans making excuses since 1904.

iwonbaoko:
Which ethnic group goes about claming to be better? There is only ONE!

Where on earth did you see me use the word 'ETHNIC' in my post?! Am referring to Nigerians as a whole in respect to how we deal with other African countries in line with the topic and you brought ethnicity from nowhere.

I am a strong supporter of GEJ but I think he made a mistake. I don't blame him though. That's what is expected of a President.
But as far as am concerned, All terrorists organizations around the world from Mali to Somalia to Egypt to Iraq to Syria to Pakistan to Afghanistan to Indonesia and to Northeast Nigeria are Islamic working for Islam as directed in:
Qur'an: 9:5
Qur'an: 9:12
Qur'an: 9:29
Qur'an: 8:39
Qur'an: 8:72...
The verses are many. They all preached violence and killings for the cause of Allah. When you look at Isis or Boko Haram and the evils they're committing and compare it with the verses above, you will realize that they are actually acting based on the commands and dictates of the Qur'an. They're the real muslims. I love muslims but I HATE the religion call Islam.