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Politics / Re: 33 Additional EKEDC Feeders Migrated To Band A by MajorLanister: 4:59am On Apr 13
tollyboy5:

Olodo constant light will ease the price of goods because light is cheaper than gen.

Next time do a little calculation before typing. Please do a little calculation. For example - my house (2 bedroom ) utilises 234 units which is 12000 naira. This is way cheaper than a generator. If I should be migrated - I will tend to spend 234 * 225 which is 52650 Naira for a house that averages 10 to 15 hours of light. where the bulk of the light only comes at Night.



Now imagine the cost of a 21-hour light service where the cable networks are dilapidated with transformer issues and inferior conductors etc. YOU will discover not all the areas will be consistent with their supply. which implies they get to feed on their Gen in some cases and pay the outrageous fee along aside
Sports / Re: Messi Has To Retire For Someone Else To Be Regarded As Best – Haaland by MajorLanister: 9:22pm On Mar 05
You have a BSC in misinterpretations or should i say cluelessness
dietsono:
Can you imagine that, even Haaland is also of the opinion that Messi is obviously been favoured by the body that organises the award. In other words, FIFA PIKIN. I come in peace though grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: PMS Price Per Litre In Nigeria & Some African Countries - StatiSense by MajorLanister: 11:10am On Feb 29
Also, your statistics are very wrong. you using Naira 1500 as a base conversion for other countries. no bro. convert their local currency to dollar directly and come back here
Ibrahimcoomasie:
PMS PRICE PER LITRE - in & around Nigeria - 26 FEB 2024

NAIRA EQUIVALENT
1 🇲🇱Mali: ₦2,266
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: ₦2,289
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: ₦2,196
5 🇹🇬Togo: ₦1,832
6 🇧🇯Benin: ₦1,779
4 🇬🇭Ghana: ₦1,594
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: ₦668

IN USD
1 🇲🇱Mali: $1.435
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: $1.450
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: $1.391
5 🇹🇬Togo: $1.160
6 🇧🇯Benin: $1.127
4 🇬🇭Ghana: $1.009
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: $0.423

#StatiSense
(Global Petrol Prices)
Politics / Re: PMS Price Per Litre In Nigeria & Some African Countries - StatiSense by MajorLanister: 11:06am On Feb 29
Ibrahimcoomasie:
PMS PRICE PER LITRE - in & around Nigeria - 26 FEB 2024

NAIRA EQUIVALENT
1 🇲🇱Mali: ₦2,266
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: ₦2,289
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: ₦2,196
5 🇹🇬Togo: ₦1,832
6 🇧🇯Benin: ₦1,779
4 🇬🇭Ghana: ₦1,594
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: ₦668

IN USD
1 🇲🇱Mali: $1.435
2 🇨🇮Ivory Coast: $1.450
3 🇨🇲Cameroon: $1.391
5 🇹🇬Togo: $1.160
6 🇧🇯Benin: $1.127
4 🇬🇭Ghana: $1.009
🇹🇩Chad: ****
🇳🇬Nigeria: $0.423

#StatiSense
(Global Petrol Prices)
Also indicate their minimum wage and inflation index
Politics / Re: PMS Price Per Litre In Nigeria & Some African Countries - StatiSense by MajorLanister: 11:05am On Feb 29
opamoses1:

Ghana, Cameroun, Chad, and Ivory Coast are crude oil producing countries.

not a commercial quantity
Politics / Re: Is President Tinubu Taking The Boldest Political Decisions? by MajorLanister: 11:43am On Feb 27
abc115:


And hope you are updated on the fuel subsidy.
Government have been paying it through back door . go and verify

https://dailytrust.com/imf-confirms-return-of-petrol-subsidy-under-tinubu/
IMF Confirms Return Of Petrol Subsidy Under Tinubu
The International Monetary Fund (IMF) has said the Nigerian government has, through the backdoor, resumed the payment of subsidies on the premium motor spirit (PMS),…
Politics / Re: Cost Of Living Protest: TUC Faults NLC, Says Action May Bring Anarchy by MajorLanister: 9:23am On Feb 24
How far your masturbation? I guess you should concentrate on that if you don't have what to say.
DaTruths:
The NLC president should be arrested for attempting anarchy.

Nobody protests anything.

If cost of living is too high, they should check the cost of dying, na sniper e go cost, if sniper too cost, you trek to the lagoon.

E bin pawa must be powered.

On this Tinubu mandate we Nigerians must stand till 2097.

If obedients don't learn political lessons, we won't climb down from this manhood.

Me na for the blokos i dey stand akimbo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 250k Job In Lagos Vs 200k Job In Benin by MajorLanister: 9:53pm On Aug 26, 2022
Gr8mike:
Good day my fellow Nairalanders,

So I recently got a job as in IT officer in Lagos and in Benin, the one I got in Lagos(Restaurant /Fashion Store) is 250k plus pensions and HMO while the one in Benin(Hydro Farm) is 200k, no pension but there is free weekly farm produce available for staffs.

I currently reside in Lagos and my house rent is on the High side but I am from Benin and getting accommodation in Benin won't be hard.

With the high inflation rate, will you advise I move to Benin considering I won't be spending on food, transportation and housing is cheap.

Please I need your comments.

Benin isn't as cheap as you think. I have worked three years in Benin before coming back to Lagos. Benin is high on food compare to Lagos. Also Houses are just a little bit cheaper than Lagos. Opportunities are relatively low as you may find yourself coming back to Lagos for Interviews.
Romance / Re: As a university Graduate, I can't speak Good english. I'm depressed. by MajorLanister: 7:59am On Aug 24, 2022
Barrister026:
I graduated 3years ago, all my years in school I think it's a waste. what's the use when I can't express myself vocally with simple and correct english in public place without making several grammatical blunders which I know of and it gets me sad most of the times. but when it comes to writing, I think I try small in that aspect. securing a job haven't been easy for me..I attended some interview in the past with my CV after the written part..when it comes to oral aspect when asked questions.. some of the interviewers get shocked with the way I respond with several grammatical blunders..(some smile most time, while some just keep quiet and let me keep going on).. I know my oral English is very bad and I can't maintain a simple conversation for a period of time..due to the fact that I attended public schools during my primary and secondary school days with missed classes and not very good grades.
I seriously need Help, this has got me fustrated because I know alot of opportunities that has passed me by because of this.
some people don't even believe I'm a graduate because of this error in my life.
Seun
lalasticlala


Yes ops, You write well.

And speaking about getting a job have you considered writing but this time in Computer language. Getting a job is easy but getting the right paying job is the catch. Until your job transition to a skill-based role, one can't be sought after. There are several skills to learn from content writing to digital marketing and to programming but hone your skill in one.


I came across a thread where the op narrated how he is surviving with 95k.

https://www.nairaland.com/7292931/how-survive-salary-95k-married

For me, I use to earn precisely 105k and it was just as you narrated until I made a decision to learn a skill. Yes, a skill. Skilled paid Jobs like Programming which I do now are the best. transitioned from a regular administrative role to a Technical career path.

Started building websites and Mobiles for companies. Currently, I work two jobs remotely. And am not there yet like my Other Co-programmers who work for foreign companies here in Nigeria. But I have a cumulative net salary income of 430k monthly (gigs not included). I learned to code with 250k for three months. it wasn't easy cos most of my friends who enrolled with me aren't on that path any longer.

I can offer any interesting learning coding, Precisely Frontend Development REACT JS (the Hottest stack at the moment) should hit me up. portfoliocv2022@gmail.com. Send me a mail with the subject "Frontend Development".

For those interested, we will have a 1hr google meet call where I will Orientate you on the rudiments and paths to enable you to decide if programming is for you.
Romance / Re: Ladies In Relationship With Men Who Earn ₦100k And Below, Please How Do You Cope by MajorLanister: 7:49am On Aug 24, 2022
I use to earn precisely 105k and it was just as you narrated until I made a decision to learn a skill. Yes, a skill. Skilled paid Jobs like Programming which I do now are the best. transitioned from a regular administrative role to a Technical career path.

Started building websites and Mobiles for companies. Currently, I work two jobs remotely. And am not there yet like my Other Co-programmers who work for foreign companies here in Nigeria. But I have a cumulative net salary income of 430k monthly (gigs not included). I learned to code with 250k for three months. it wasn't easy cos most of my friends who enrolled with me aren't on that path any longer.

I can offer any interesting learning coding, Precisely Frontend Development REACT JS (the Hottest stack at the moment) should hit me up. portfoliocv2022@gmail.com. Send me a mail with the subject "Frontend Development".

For those interested, we will have a 1hr google meet call where I will Orientate you on the rudiments and paths to enable you to decide if programming is for you.

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Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by MajorLanister: 7:48am On Aug 24, 2022
MajorLanister:


I use to earn precisely 105k and it was just as you narrated until I made a decision to learn a skill. Yes, a skill. Skilled paid Jobs like Programming which I do now are the best. transitioned from a regular administrative role to a Technical career path.

Started building websites and Mobiles for companies. Currently, I work two jobs remotely. And am not there yet like my Other Co-programmers who work for foreign companies here in Nigeria. But I have a cumulative net salary income of 430k monthly (gigs not included). I learned to code with 250k for three months. it wasn't easy cos most of my friends who enrolled with me aren't on that path any longer.

I can offer any interesting learning coding, Precisely Frontend Development REACT JS (the Hottest stack at the moment) should hit me up. portfoliocv2022@gmail.com. Send me a mail with the subject "Frontend Development".

For those interested, we will have a 1hr google meet call where I will Orientate you on the rudiments and paths to enable you to decide if programming is for you.
For those already sending emails, I will make the reply on Friday.
Family / Re: How I Survive On A Salary Of 95k As A Married Man by MajorLanister: 3:51am On Aug 24, 2022
tomtomastom4:
I created this thread in response to the post on front page about ladies that date men who earn less than 100k. Below is the link.


The truth is that the economic situation in this country is bad and so cost of leaving is very high. But then one have to survive.
But then in Nigeria now, how many percentage of the population earn above 100k. In fact how many jobs out there pays such as amount.

The only advice I have for ladies is that if you are not working and you parent family is the type need financial help from your husband after marriage, or you are the type of lady that is high class and wont settle for less or manage with your man. Plz kindly wait and take your time to look for a man that is RICH or financially capable of taken care of you and maybe your family. Please dont hide under the cover of you want to marry quick and then accept a struggling man only to start putting pressure on his head. Plz wait and marry a rich man.

Most responsible men wont really appreciate it if you are always demanding for things you knw fully well that he can not afford.


It is also good to note that no condition is permanent, things will definitely get better. A better job might come or my wife might get a job after her maternity which will increase our income.

The bottom line is, as a couple, but of you will have to work things out to improve your finances.

I use to earn precisely 105k and it was just as you narrated until I made a decision to learn a skill. Yes, a skill. Skilled paid Jobs like Programming which I do now are the best. transitioned from a regular administrative role to a Technical career path.

Started building websites and Mobiles for companies. Currently, I work two jobs remotely. And am not there yet like my Other Co-programmers who work for foreign companies here in Nigeria. But I have a cumulative net salary income of 430k monthly (gigs not included). I learned to code with 250k for three months. it wasn't easy cos most of my friends who enrolled with me aren't on that path any longer.

I can offer any interesting learning coding, Precisely Frontend Development REACT JS (the Hottest stack at the moment) should hit me up. portfoliocv2022@gmail.com. Send me a mail with the subject "Frontend Development".

For those interested, we will have a 1hr google meet call where I will Orientate you on the rudiments and paths to enable you to decide if programming is for you.

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Health / Re: NAFDAC Nabs Businessman, Obinna Igbo, Over Importation Of Fake Anti-Malaria Drug by MajorLanister: 1:02am On Jun 01, 2022
Buckeyemedia1:
Let The Labor Party not waste their time with that pdp stalwart runaway political Clown.

Just imagine the last running mate to the Presidential aspirant of a party, deserted the party 3 days to the election?

Same way he ran away from Apga, to pdp after been Governor of Anambra State for 8 years under the party? Now he has fled to The Labor Party.

Send me your account number. I need to transfer some money for you to go buy some sense.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by MajorLanister: 6:37pm On May 02, 2022
Increase your chances of being employed. Get an online portfolio website and a CV for just 20k. DM portfoliocv2022@gmail.com asap.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: BUA Cement Graduate Engineer Trainee/ Trainee Operator by MajorLanister: 6:27pm On May 02, 2022
BONANZA! BONANZA!! Get a portfolio website and a CV for just 20K.

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Lagos To Begin construction Of 38km 4th Mainland Bridge In 2022 by MajorLanister: 10:24am On Jan 03, 2022
post=109032870:
That's a good one.

Lagos State : A country within a country.

The State of many Firsts.

God bless Lagos State.

God bless Nigeria.


We Rise.

Meanwhile...

Hope you realised APC is just a party of recycled PDP members. Don't be deceived.
Education / Re: 2020/2021 Unilag Postgraduate Admission Guide: Questions & Answers by MajorLanister: 11:10am On Jan 21, 2021
MzBertty:
Is the website still opened?

Is the unilag master's registration still available
Celebrities / Re: EndSARS: Tory Lanez Speaks On Police Brutality In Nigeria by MajorLanister: 9:13am On Oct 22, 2020
ILoveDemMANNA:
Twas a black Tuesday.

WE BURN BRT BUSES WE WALK WITH OUR LEGS
WE BURN OFFICES , WE LOSE OUR JOBS
WE BURN HOUSES, WE BECOME HOMELESS
WE KILL EACH OTHER, WE CREATE HATRED.
WE CAN'T GO OUT , WE DIE OF HUNGER
WE BURN HOSPITALS, PEOPLE DIES.
YOUTHS DIES, FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY DIES
POLICE DIES, MANY CHILDREN BECOMES FATHERLESS AND WOMEN WIDOWS
SOLDIER DIES, OUR DEFENCE BECOMES POROUS
INTERNATIONAL BODY COMES IN
WE BECOME SLAVES IN OUR FATHERS LAND

#STOP DESTRUCTION#
#STOP KILLING#
#SAVE NIGERIA#
#SAVE OUR LAGOS#



There is NEVER a wrong time to say the truth undecided

There's no country called Nigeria. what we have and what have been was a state of anarchy.
Religion / Re: The Truth You Must Realise by MajorLanister: 10:44pm On Jul 31, 2020
https:///LMwnjmiOHQBElRrT3z5ePf

This group is solely for the purpose of edifying our being. It's a burning desire in the heart of men to manifest the matters of the spirit.. The earth seeketh for a man...

Our Prayers are by 9pm (Fridays to Sunday), word by 12pm (Saturday),
Personal intimacy is encouraged at midnight.. Come and be a path of this movement.
Religion / Re: Jesus is coming soon. This thread is for faithful watchmen by MajorLanister: 10:42pm On Jul 31, 2020
https:///LMwnjmiOHQBElRrT3z5ePf

This group is solely for the purpose of edifying our being. It's a burning desire in the heart of men to manifest the matters of the spirit.. The earth seeketh for a man...

Our Prayers are by 9pm (Fridays to Sunday), word by 12pm (Saturday),
Personal intimacy is encouraged at midnight.. Come and be a path of this movement.
Religion / Re: I Regret Creating Humans. I'm So Troubled Now. by MajorLanister: 10:41pm On Jul 31, 2020
FatherOfJesus:
Someone please help me

https:///LMwnjmiOHQBElRrT3z5ePf

This group is solely for the purpose of edifying our being. It's a burning desire in the heart of men to manifest the matters of the spirit.. The earth seeketh for a man...

Our Prayers are by 9pm (Fridays to Sunday), word by 12pm (Saturday),
Personal intimacy is encouraged at midnight.. Come and be a path of this movement.
Religion / Re: I'm Beginning To Reason With Jehovah Witness On Their Stand Concerning Trinity by MajorLanister: 10:39pm On Jul 31, 2020
https:///LMwnjmiOHQBElRrT3z5ePf

This group is solely for the purpose of edifying our being. It's a burning desire in the heart of men to manifest the matters of the spirit.. The earth seeketh for a man...

Our Prayers are by 9pm (Fridays to Sunday), word by 12pm (Saturday),
Personal intimacy is encouraged at midnight.. Come and be a path of this movement.
Religion / Re: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by MajorLanister: 10:38pm On Jul 31, 2020
https:///LMwnjmiOHQBElRrT3z5ePf

This group is solely for the purpose of edifying our being. It's a burning desire in the heart of men to manifest the matters of the spirit.. The earth seeketh for a man...

Our Prayers are by 9pm (Fridays to Sunday), word by 12pm (Saturday),
Personal intimacy is encouraged at midnight.. Come and be a path of this movement.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Efcc Recruitment by MajorLanister: 6:25pm On Jan 26, 2020
munezo:


Benin city did their exam yesterday

Na wa o.... I met and exceeded all criteria.. Well na naija we dey... Shit hole country.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Efcc Recruitment by MajorLanister: 4:55pm On Jan 25, 2020
Infact that of Benin is like a secret cult... No one is talking ... Physical verification or test!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Efcc Recruitment by MajorLanister: 4:48pm On Jan 25, 2020
awele186:
Did those in Benin without text invite write?

Any news from Benin... Cos I haven't been contacted since I submitted my application.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by MajorLanister: 11:14am On Jan 22, 2020
adamx23:

Oga, are you also waiting on NNPC?

u dey ere... lolz... Na so oo

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