Do they want to introduce it to Africa so that they'd come and be helping us with their cheap humanitarian aid to achieve a world publicity stunt?

essentialone:
No peace for a bad person even in after life. I am not judging him. Don't even know him.

What then are you actually saying?

He lived his life to the fullest.May your soul rest in peace pa.

With all the learning institutions we have in the country aren't we supposed to be way more civilized than this by now in Nigeria?How can a tout become a governor or any form of a leader in a civilized soceity?Unfortunately that's what we have here in Nigeria,and that's because of the numerous illiterates and "educated touts" we have as electorates.I'm not a supporter of Atiku,but physically attacking his supporters because you're supporting another candidate just shows how under developed your brain is;animalistic if I should say.

Did you say Cameroun will go very far in the competition?Brazil is waiting for you guys to make that happen.

I think Tecno is a better brand than infinix when it comes to smartphones.I guess the award is based on other criteria than the build up of both phones in comparison(i.e MP,mAH,RAM,internal memory,audio quality,phone durability etc).

Why is it that weird news like this one is always coming from countries like Kenya and Zimbabwe?How do they live their lives out there?

Freestainworld:
this is when the niger delta will know that what ever is from the north is for the north, what ever is from the south is for the country, the discovery and mining of there gold is an example.

Oga talku-talku,what is "there gold" in English Language?People with hatred and violent inciting thoughts and words everywhere.

If it is talks about Uranium Iran will be beating their chest anyhow.Common to wear a boot and play the ball inside the net has become wahala

The Brazilians in Real Madrid and other European clubs are making me to look in the way of Brazil.Meanwhile,I'm on my way to Sambisa Forest in search of that Ecuardo's goal against Qatar in the third minute of the game that was ruled out for offside.The VAR was totally malfunctioning during that period.

VeryWickedGoat:
Almost ripe for plucking.

You are a very wicked goat indeed!If you're not a goat how would your mind be drifting to such an area with these mini minors.Haba!

Is this not Mount Kilimanjaro?Exhaust pipe don suffer finish.I suspect that it was constructed by a welder.Oga de find market.

jessylaurel:


I don't believe this story. A d*ck that can't stand how then will it release sperm?

Erectile Dysfunction doesn't mean your dick doesn't stand,it does;but with less blood in the veins of the penis it doesn't stand firmly and goes "flat" almost immediately it manages to stand with after a premature ejaculation.

I'm not surprised sha,no offence intended but I've comfirmed that faithfulness in marriage ended with the first batch of Millenials(first ten years).Late Millenials and the present Gen Z are deadly,things you see as vices are virtures to them.

7000 Nairas?This is not the first time I've heard the word "Nairas" on Nairaland of recent,could it be that the re-design of the currency is coming with a name in plural form?

orogodoganyin:
Each one I planted, I mulched to prevent water from directly hitting the soil, parting it and exposing the yam seedlings.

Welldone.But you don't mulch to prevent water from directly hitting the soil,you mulch to prevent high soil surface temperature that can lead to evapotranspiration.

Congrats to Tems,and Manchester United.

Until Nigerians put competence first,above religion and tribe we're going nowhere.The scary part is that I don't see that happening anytime soon.

FarmTech:

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Lol. Who get time for correct English? So long as people understand I'm good. That doesn't mean I can't write correctly.

Right now we're deep into the media world,writing correctly is an extra push.It could secure you a job.Never joke with it,there are thousands,perhaps millions of people reading your content.

FarmTech:

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Thanks man. I never knew there is ekuke GSD. Or don't you think they were not well fed, thus there poor appearance.

I'm fighting against the extinction of the word "their" in Nigerian English which has gradually been replaced by the word "there".Anytime and anywhere I see someone doing that I react to it immediately.

Ireportlive:


Elon musk own don dey too much

E pain you?Ehyaaa!

Laturuturu:




Trying to catch them from young .. remember in the 80s all the action movies were prorating America has a super power. Rambo movies with big guns, Sylvester Stallone movies . We grew up thinking America is so powerful. Some adult still have that mentality.
Now this homo cartoon may have the same effect (God forbid)
Christianity preach tolerance that is why u you homo Pastor all over the west.
Islam preach no nonsense that is why you see they have not been able to conquer them with homo ideas . We all need to stand up and put an end to homo. Bob Risky is now been accepted as a normal human. Can't you see a number of followers he has. I asked a friend why following homo he said na jus cruise. Little did he know that he is accepting homo as norm.

I don't want to sound biased or insultive but it may surprise you to know that in the act of homosexuality Christians are still "learning work".It's very rampant with Muslims in the North(no offence intended).

America must be filled with very ugly people if he/she could emerge as the winner of Miss America.Haba!Meanwhile,her/his surname sounds a little like a name from Benue.

So all I have to do here is to advertise my 32 inches flat screen TV for armed robbers to come and pick?That's not a lucrative business O!

BROS!!!You get mind O!See the ka'in woman wey you carry put for house.Shege Jaguar!

Oh?I was thinking the incessant foreign number flashing was a "me thing".I concluded that it may be because my phone numbers are on display in my facebook profile.Matter of fact I received a flash yesterday from a +263...what they stand to gain by flashing someone still remains a mysery to me.

Lol!A criminal with a porous mouth.Criminality is not your calling,try a bus conductor or wheel barrow pushing.Dude is possessed by sex sha.

Lol!A criminal with a porous mouth.Criminality is not your calling,try a bus conductor or wheel barrow pushing.Dude is sexually possessed sha.

It is actually G4 governors.What impact has Samuel Ortom to make him a part of obstructing Atiku's campaign?What influence does he have on Benue people where he's infamously known for his attitude of non payment of salaries and pensions despite the fact that he receives huge and constant monthly allocations from FG?Infrastructural development nko?Zero!

A dude said "Obi is cumming".Unfortunately he's not doing that with an actual physical intercourse but with an imaginary online masturbation.

JoeNL22:

Obi is cumin

What type of cream is he using to masturbate while imagining having a coitus session with Nikki Minaj?

dmill:

What is going on here?
Our nigerian soldiers are now useless to the extend they attack them in their base and barracks. Why?
What is happening to our soldiers now! This is our heavy security we have in nigeria, they killed them like this?
What should we civillians do now?

Read properly,they're not all soldiers;one soldier,four militia and one youth in the community.