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If you are not a Catholic, marry one.

Esseite:
[b] Thinking of it, there is actually nothing known Ambode has done wrong personally to him.

Ambode's problem seem to be a case of Sabotage from within his camp. Tinubu can never forgive Ambode if he (and I suspect he did) saw half of the mail's the Faud camp circulated amongst themselves.
Judas still dey learn work.

Yyeske:
No time for kiddie rants, look for your mates

Mo mo age yi ni Nna Mmadu.
Anam etinye Nkpor this Xmas. anyi ga enwe.

CynthiaChi:
Yeah, my surname is Mbamalu... Wow, that's a weird coincidence Nah, I live around Ogba Lol... Thanks How did you guess I was tall?

It's obvious you are tall from the picture. Actually, I just remembered, the other girl is Obiamalu not Mbamalu.

Yyeske:
The problem here is that most people lack comprehension of simple English.
The police is not after anyone who wants to sit at home for 24 hours, a week, a month or a year or more but only after those who might want to prevent others from going about their lawful businesses.
We've had several sit-at-homes here but when and where have you heard that the police went about arresting people in their houses because they decided not to go out?

We are in September now, abi? October, November, December. I am excited really to meet you again.

CynthiaChi:
Wow.... We can only hope she learnt something from that experience

Do you want to know something weird? I just checked your profile and it seems you are Mbamalu. The girl in question is also Mbamalu. Could even be someone you know. You don't perchachance live around Coker/Orile, do you?

Btw, Nice shape dear. I love them tall & slender.

CynthiaChi:
Lol... I am trying to imagine her face when that happened... Lol, at least they were full ni

That was the last time she came to my shop, and it has been over 4years now.

CynthiaChi:
I just don't get why someone would send nude pics to a complete stranger... Why send them in the first place for pete's sake?

Them dey use am to price market nah. That was how one girl came to my shop to print pictures from her phone, as we were looking for the pictures, that was when her nudes appeared on my screen. Full oranges I might add.

iammo:
If Adam and Eve had never eaten the forbidden fruit in the mythological garden of eden, there wouldn't havs been something called nude. most hypothetical humans have seen an naked person of the opposite sex more than once yet they freak out when its nude. the same boobs they bring out freely while breastfeeding, turns a capital crime if viewed on phone.

people shouting nudes probably haven't been to places like Ekpoma. There, their aging (married) women don't even cover their breasts when they tie wrapper, and they move about the neighborhood like that. it was a cultural shock to me when I first got there.

Between the two conflicting Igbo ethos " Ana enwe obodo enwe" and "Igbo ama eze" I will like to see the one that carries the day over this Bianca issue.

Something that didn't even cross my mind is what you guys here are saying is already widespread?

I hope you have fully fenced your farm with perimeter Barb wires? You just gave herdsmen the heads up about potential nourishment for their cows.

4 and 5.

Chairmen dem. Epp me.

93Miles:



I just wish FG will buy off this site then shut it down so that frustrated foolls like you would not see where to vent your frustration.

What concerns our beloved president His Excellency Muhammadu Buhari with this HIV thread?

Why mention him on a sick thread?


Be warned!

I only mentioned his supporters. It's called Reading and Compression. They teach it in Primary School. I suppose you don't have FSLC, hence the reason a Nepa bill holder is your god. Jakpa.

Well, i just got my HIV test results today! I have been Partying since afternoon. I felt both lifeless and zombie(ish) while trekking to the lab to collect the results today. Infact, i felt like Buhari supporters here on Nairaland. This HIV test results was out since 3 days ago but i couldn't muster the bravery to go get it. Even the yeye cold that have been catching me since 4 months now when i had that risky sex simply disappeared after the results came out.

Anxiety is not good o. To think my life would have effectively ended today!! I must have done sign of the cross about a hundred times the last 3 days.

Just Negodu ihe ndi Afonjaaz ji Isi Agu anyi eme.

coolcharm:
Just look at you. Why didn't they go to defraud APC instead?

Agwo anaro eri agwo ibe ya.
If you know..

Aisha: My osband is lifeless in and out, do you fancy a threeesome with your short man?

Dolapo: Ok Ma, bring buruntashi when coming. He is actually short in and out.

Ambode's problem with Tinubu is only because there is a turncoat in their camp. Apparently, someone has been feeding Tinubu with their deliberations. Ambode is in Faud Oki's faction of APC. You won't believe some of the stuff planned for Tinubu then by this faction. I don't think they envisaged Tinubu warming his way back into Buhari's inner circle. Ambode's only hope of returning as Governor is to dobale full prostrate for Tinubu cos even decamping will not epp him.

I know !!!

delugajackson:
Poisoning your blood brother over two failed musicians?

Even if he was a zombified, die-hard Buhari fan, I wouldn't support such a barbaric and inhumane action against your own blood.

Reading and Comprehension.

They were quarreling over the duo.
Poisoning only came into the picture after the brother beat him black and blue.

The Poison is because of the beating, not because of the quarrel.

It isn't the same Lady!!. The Bride wore no Bra, but the stripper does.

Na this kind thing go make Igbo man open pepper soup joint. Just this fish alone go serve for several weeks. As long as Freezer dey to block him "stock".

Ijaw man go just fall the fish inside pot, come use tombo wash am down. Igbo man go dey imagine where him go find "shop" now to take start business.

bigfat05:
Nigerians everywhere in the world

This my guy, you remeber me so?

Chai.
Dangburuugba

Bobby4090:
Ambode? what does a retired civil servant know about power. He was fished out of his Epe retirement farm to be governor and will remain governor as long as he remains loyal. So far he has been loyal so i don't see any confrontation with Tinubu coming up. As for Fashola, nice guy, but too gentle to fight. Ask Oyegun and Femi Pedro what happened to them.

JOHN SNOW!!

Ambode is in Faud Oki's Camp.

This stuff is making me respect Tinubu again. Either he is smart or he has his own spies in Faud's camp. I know why i say so.

But if you have money, do an elaborate one and invite who is who. I have seen amazing gifts some couples get during their reception.Don't do kobo kobo bro.

iyke649:
Pls i need a breakdown. U know how igbo list is and how expensive it will take . Again I plan doing it in ph town. Like how much can b budgeted for igba nkwu. Will the remaining amount b enough for the white? Lalasticlala.. I will need more view pls. Help me push am front page. Thanks

Nwunne, i dey OBS for BG. Mu na gi no na otu akpukpo-ukwu.

Pipedreams:
Bro I tire o. Took advantage of her as if i drugged and molested her. Is this not a false r.ape claim? Fear Naija babes o

If you did 2 rounds and she could still walk with her legs the same day, bro, i no fit lie to you, you no finish work.

Isthis girl too ugly to get herself a boyfriend over there or is Yoruba guys in Ibadan broke.

You guys are failing to see the big picture. Let Igbo ladies continue Marrying Yoruba men, we will only end up Igbonizing them in a few hundred years. Even their women should just get pregnant for Igbo men.

A time will come when we we have the Igbo ethnic group and the Igboruba ethnic group. Yoruba ethnic group will have gone extinct by then.

Well i have a theory..

Circle + Square = Triangle.

For possible proof of my theory,Check out their noses in the first picture.