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BlackSeptember:
Adesina kindly pay this woman her sycophantic salary before she start singing another tune here.


CAVEAT: Beremx is a known zombie and only complains when APC alert refused to show

Actually, i have been monitoring Beremx for some time now,she seems contrite of late. Sheprobably is still in shock about Bubu she would have taken a bullet for during the last election. Btw, i run a cafe, if any form is needed, i can design and send the them free of charge, it is my civic duty.

Nigerians really think they have a country of their own, what they are yet to understand is that they are just workers in a British factory.

GurlFriend:
How Did This Woman Get On This Okada? (photo)

She must have some mad skills. Lol

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/07/how-did-this-woman-get-on-this-okada.html

this one na only ogede nah, if only you knew half of the things women don climb before.

If bombing be the food of love, bomb on.

ochiora:
Nna mehn change nkea dikwa real..*dustingmypvcimpatientlywaitingfor2019*

La Viva i sight you, na your first boyfriend be this.

Oga, na when you sample the lies she don yarn you, na im your eyes go clear. take this chic i am toasting (as well) she comes to my office to charge her phone. i have seen the phone ring in her absence and the caller was "my one and only" so you can understand my predicament when the phone rang another day and the caller was "my only love"

eleyi gidi gan o.

i have not even told her i know her game. i wan chop first.

from now on, before i toast any girl, she must show me her kponmo.

abeg, for the first picture, na which direction him preek face?

Bagehot:
Yimu. The people I met at the igbo parties I went for finished their plates ooo - and when they could, they asked for more.

I only recently started going for Igbo parties sometimes last year (work people), and have come to form an impression about them. The only food available is always rice and it is served in miserable portions (with tiny pieces of meat) - on plastic plates! Alcohol is also served in plastic cups. Also, it seems like you need to know someone for you to get food and drinks. The M.Cs talk too much (and can be pretty rude to the celebrants - but no one seemed to notice), and the ceremonies generally seemed disorganized to me. Then the outfits people wore to the parties - some like they just rolled out of bed, others were downright atrocious. Its like even the families of the celebrants don't even make an effort to dress in proper attires. Less I forget, there were no proper arrangements for music at the parties I went for - poor sound quality, no live bands, and it seemed like the DJs are always confused.

I guess its just a cultural orientation anyway. A yoruba party is about pure hospitality. In every party I know of, asides from the celebrants, even their friends and other family members would also bring food, hence the reason you see multiple caterers at yoruba parties. Nobody would insult you that you can to eat - you are actually expected to show up to rejoice, and have a great time + its considered an embarassment if you run out of food before dark.

I suppose if we had the same orientation as Igbos that you wont get food to eat, we would also eat from home.

sorry, we dont sell our fathers land to host parties. also, i know and everybody knows for certain that it is only in yoruba parties that you need to know somebody there otherwise no food for you. they put it in coolers and give it to the different organizations in their canopy. god help you if you dont know anybody there.
Igbo parties comes with a lot of food and drinks, but more importantly, going there to eat and drink is not our purpose. we go there to support our people in what they are celebrating, that is why even though we may eat little there, we give the celebrant huge amount of money and gifts.

sorry mate, but you and u know that the day after a yoruba party, the gloom and uncertainty in the soul of the yoruba celebrants in not a kids matter. already, they will be thinking of "new estates" in their ogbomosho caves that they will sell next.

omoharry:
I have attended several Igbo parties and that of the Yoruba..To be honest..Abeg i prefer the yoruba party..food, meat and drinks are readily available..food is usually not sufficient in Igbo party like that becos they must have invested that money on other things to show of at the party such as expensive wines and alcohols.so you will drink enough sha.but food is usally not in abudance.as for meat..just know that you are eating your rice with either a small meat or a largh chunk that looks like meat but is filled up with bones....abeg i prefer the yoruba owambe..i always come back happy and satisfied whenever i embark on any owambe than the other one..i am not a yoruba person so i know what i am talking about..

about your food seeking heart, even the "small food" you claim they serve at Igbo parties, dont you notice that most igbos dont even finish the plate as they are already full before comming to the party. unlike you Yoruba that will fall 3 plates, yet still having that murderous eyes about you each time a server passes by without dropping one for you.

Oga, dem don pick your call but you just slack like jjc. Something wey u for snap some pics, then use am dey collect salary every month.

Your brother, him no dey chop another kponmo fir where him dey? Abeg leave mata for Mattias. Allow her cheat joor, is it your cheat?

Yoruba people should not try to answer the question. next thing now we will hear wole soyinka or nnamdi kanu.

Candyrain:
Nneoma check ur mail pls

i tough candyrain was female?

when did sherrif get into pdp for him to be holding ground like this? who brought him into pdp? what is his mission?

doublewisdom:
Why are they wearing 'Igbo' caps?

na wetin i be was ask o.

if Igbo people praise this judgement, Yoruba people will oppose it. if igbo people oppose it, Yoruba people will praise it. right now, they are waiting for our position.

before proposing, make sure you take a shower together.

These bitchees aint loyal. Better fvk your prik full and when the time comes to get married, pray say the one you find fvk remain for you.
No point growing grey hairs for a hole that aint in your body.

My childhood friends, their mum couldn't cook. They super rich and still is. At a point, they even had 3 cooks at once, one was from calabar. Well, i give it to the woman cos she played very smart. I mean, even till today, you will still feel like toasting the woman, she kept her shape very well. One other thing she did was that she made sure her cooks trained her daughters. She will be there with the cooks in company of her daughters after school. The one ponding tomato will be pounding, the one steering the stew will be steering, all these on seperate gas cookers while the cooks will be doing the real stuff, and they are imitating him.
Good old days. Offcourse, the ones the daughters cooked always used to find its way to the dustbins.

This guy no just send us again. Good grief.

actually, if she went with a Nigerian diplomatic passport, she can even shoot fake aisha in the arse and nothing will happen.

Na the phone own i can relate to cos them on collect my phone and i no even know until i don enter bus reach mile 2.

something that you could have dialed a number and pretend you are calling someone important. make it look real, like, go outside and check the shop number and be talking it into the dead phone and other stuff, watch as they touts will all find their square roots one after the other.

OP, you should not feel bad, they just disvirgined you today. now your eyes do "open"
thank them later.

i am sure 1992 was even military govt, so that land was not acquired per say, it was siezed. hell no, this guys want to soil our beautiful state with cow dung and to bring all manner of cow deseases like foot and mouth, mad cow, etc.

revoke every thing revocable. ojare

Victorvexz:
Anti-tank missile although effective, are light weapons, do u know that China has ballistic missiles facing Taiwan direction and ready to fire at Taiwan if they dare declare independence?

so your arguement is that "because the enemy is stronger" you should remain a slave forever? ofcourse you are yoruba, we expect nothing less.

einst3in:
the nna ehn just gave you away. Nice try Ipob wailer.

was i hiding the fact i am Igbo?

fulani people are not even here to defend their son, rather it is we the yoruba muslims that does the job for our fulani masters free of charge. nna ehn,