₦airaland Forum

GurlFriend:
I'm pretty sure the war wouldn't have dragged on for so long if the British had taken the Chief up on his offer...

cc lalasticlala

Na for dia balls dem Nazi for use hang dem upside down

Richy4:
No... The schools u mentioned were really solid in terms of Academics back then.. I said before that we were not known for academic excellence..... there was a report in year 2000 by a foreign media that shook the foundation of that school that time, (U know internet was not as common back then as it was now.. They just Print and sell papers)

I was a freshman in that school then......The report stated that the institution was the second most dangerous in the world after one Russian school which was first...The school authority took the matter really serious. The school invited priest and pastors to come and pray for the school... No lectures that day....every one was at the arena ground both lecturers and students pretending to pray....Some cultist came out and renounce publicly...like 62 of them...

The next semester it became really worse.... I remembered my Final Year Examination, The school gave all the 3rd year to first year one month break.. The police in that institution then almost out numbered the students.... No one to celebrate with us because the students have all gone home.... but no record of Death was registered during the exam... The school was in the Eastern part.... And it was a state University.

Na Eshoot sorry ESUT you dey try code? Although E-side go learn dem the basics.

when we take our cameras into the real lagos island now, you people will start calling ambode to come and recue you.

SUBWAY101:
You sit in Lagos and making noise online. Go and face fulani in Enugu instead of beating your hairy chest. Lol

lets meet up, let me calm you down first. iranu

any thing that needs to be don abt this fvckups, needs to be done during Christmass period. make boys full ground. you dont see these stuff from them during Christmass period, na when men don go hussle for outside, na im dem dey show.

naptu2:
I won't have had any problem with it if it was a spontaneous reaction by patriotic Nigerians. I don't even think that the #istandwithbuhari hashtag can distract President Buhari (I think that the President would be the first person to admit that there's a lot of work to be done), but I have serious misgivings about this campaign.

When you see that a website has been created, tshirts have been made, etc, then I can't help feeling that the usual suspects are involved. There are people who will launch any type of campaign for any type of person if they believe that they can make some money, become famous, or make contact with people in government through their campaign. These people have no morals and are extremely dangerous and I can't help feeling that they are behind the #istandwithbuhari campaign.

Find out as much as you can about a character called Yomi Tokoya if you want to understand the mindset of the kind of people I am talking about.

you mean Nigerias first AGIP

who was blabbing abt being a philantropist during Oputa panel?

falseman:
Could make a good commercial if not for the cruelty..... Don't you think it's a tough car?

truth be told, i was thinking a cow was so heavy that the booth of the honda would have been kissing the floor.

joseph1832:
PMB should not be quick in scoring himself. He should wait til almost the end of his administration.

I even find this scoring or whatever he calls it a slap on the face of nigerians, people are buying fuel for N140 per litre, amidst this, power supply is dropping and he is scoring himself Come on this is gross insensitivity on his part.

And to think we have to endure this fuel scarcity till May is gut wrenching. People making money off the misery and suffering of nigerians and PMB is busy giving himself a report card. What nonsense!!!.

whirlwind7:
Animal cruelty, really.

The person who bought this feels reluctant to shell out a few more naira notes to pay for proper transportation on a pick up van.
This isn't cool. Would get arrested for this at a place where there is proper law and enforcement.

the same cow that they are going to slaughter? una and busy body sef.

eedriyz:
Oya, lemme go use the 3 litrs left in my jerrycan

na your piss you go use when you block station come see dem dey gossip with their uniforms.

JoaHynppes:
Why Is your name malawi

how dem take dey pronounce your own?

dominique:
That's the amount some of those mushroom neighbourhood schools are paying their teachers. I was paid more than twice that amount the only time i ever taught (years ago) and i felt i was being cheated. I was stunned and sad when I found out that a school pays its teachers as low as 8k. What is that money supposed to buy this day and age? People are really suffering in this country

you are really in the know cos the girl in question is a teacher in one private school in my area.

i thank God for my station in life. Last week, my tostee was asking me where she can get a job that pays 8k per month, i was baffled. 8k i make every day? na im people go dey toil and slave for for a full month.

i aspire for more sha, but make baba God no ever allow me to be ungrateful.

what @obyezek did last election period was what yoruba people term "belejanyon"
an in to help people fry fish wey you no go follow chop.
she just dey hope and console herself. dem do kidnap another 12 abi 15 yeasterday o.

Hanendez:
Though tears didn't stream down my cheeks,but I was pained on the inside.How can someone from a third world country like Nigeria,which has most of its citizenry living on one dollar per day,expend one million naira on a pair of gold encrusted and plaited snickers? The height of bovine improvidence and dissipation you would say.Tuface who comes from one of the most impoverished state in Nigeria,Benue state,couldn't as much as take into account the fact that his state is ranked the state with the highest rate of hiv and aids in nigeria.He didn't take into account the unenviable fact that benue is the least most industrially undeveloped in ratings.All of these stats is a gritty pointer of the ravaging and grinding poverty in his home,yet in his crass egotistical brazenness,he posed with these shows which can pay for the Waec and jamb forms of at least 200 pupils.These shoes carry the financial clout of providing medications to cottage hospitals.Its outrageous and preposterous that this man who many see as role model would put up a fashion faux pas as this.

nobody asked you to be poor.

slowbi

osedvgirl:
the only artist that can have only my kiss

see who dem form "only kiss" chect out my babe here when flavour block am for room
http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/year-old-intermediate-student-stretching-in-the-contortionist-school-picture-id57562292

xreal:
Good News!

Though their separation has always sounded childish and fake to me.
I knew it wouldn't last, at least not like that of my beloved Mo'Hits.

oga, Igbo families reconcile. if it was yoruba family, one or three of them would have visited oshogbo or ogbomosho to consult with the strongest jazz man there.

abeg yoruba peeps, make una no vex, to yab yoruba dey sweet me like kpekus.

i am beginning to understand why yorubas can be master strategist.

this policy is nothing other than a way to send all the aboki that gave dem red eye back to sokoto. after all, yorubas hardly drive okadas now.

next will be kole kole, then a ban on mai tea/ mai suya.

ndi ahu na ara ofe ahu di ka mmanu, na amamihe ha.

GAZZUZZ:
A friend went to apply for a drivers license on Tuesday and he came back to narrate his shocking findings. He said he was told the process has recently changed.. That he has to register with a certified driving school and get training for 26days, after which he will be sent a certificate from Abuja to print out and then he can come back with it to apply for a driver license.

My friend and I are surprised at this. So I was wondering if any of you guys already know this or is someone speaking Latin?

your friend no wan settle, him wan dey form "i know my rights" he go old for dia.

cbliss:
Hahahahahahaha......bro we don finish Tey Tey jare......by d way I neva see my own drink for the ride ooo?.....my eyes re o yu oo

lol. how you take free that kind babe sef? abi na imo chic marriage money you never gather

cbliss:
Nyc thread @op....lemme jst keep viewing 4rm the background while I keep hussling to get 2d stage where I can now man up *translation..look for a wife*....hehe
And yea I'm in the age bracket....mid thirties buffdae in 19days time *sigh*
Gurls hav no idea how hard it is this days to get a gurl that's wife material ....been a long journey 4mi and the end still isn't in sight
Still on the matter anyways.....





Did I make any sense ....hope so

if i see that your babe, i go show am this your quote.

Adaure4ever:
And so what? I jammed into a romanceland guy in on monday this week in first bank, i saw a cashier staring at me, waived me to his corner and said, excuse me, Are you on nairaland? I Said yes, are you adaure4ever, I was shocked.. wow. He said he recognised me by my smile and i love smiling always..
Making friends and jamming into people is all part of social media.

baby, you hold your side o.

AkumahTalk:
Please expunge number 5 from your list.

i was wondering what that is. any ideas ?

jayhumble:
Mehn... At this age and time of the universe, for a country blessed with alot of intellectual and intelligent personalities and Buhari is the best we could pick out of over 170 million people to rule us. Nigeria is Fuuucked!!!

Influential recruitment of politician kids into government parastatals

President admitting his own citizens as criminals

Graduates and youths wandering on the streets

I could keep naming and naming all the flaws of this country on and on, but I guess I just have to come to the conclusion that Nigeria is technically done!

WTF is the meaning of economic crisis is a blessing in disguise
Forget it.... It's messed up

it it looked like the black man was getting out of bondage, our white slave masters will just reset us to default level. that they did effortlessly with bubu after all the gains of the jonathan administration.
no hope for black man.

well i give this to bubu.
onye aguu aguro anaghi ama ihe. (who hunger never catch no dey get sense)

it is quite funny when you quote new prices to yoruba people, they just keep shouting haaa, yeeeh

una go mo how far .

when next omo ibo show you the way, you follow it without questions.

themilanway:
He is not as useless and hopeless as your dad

he/she did not mention your dad.
this is how people buy market for nothing.
just to stay your lane no gree you.

wizzyrich:
I just dislike this man for helping Buhari gain power at the expense of his brother from SS, you'll hardly see a Hausa man betray his brother no matter what. We don't want APC/Amaechi/betrayers/liars in Rivers state.

what have we all forgotten that this guys name is ROTIMI ?

Flirtyjane:
Everything To It Own Advantage, Caption This

Who could ever think that one day having such kind backside will be beneficial to someone... See how this boy can easily see what happening at the front without been obstructed with the help of the woman's butt.

==> http://www.metropillar.com/2016/03/everything-to-it-own-advantage-caption.html

they say a dwarf leaning over a giant could see farther than the giant .. so i got da whole rap world on my shoulders tryna see farther than i am...

touch the untouchable ...... it hovi baby.

that was the inspiration for JayZ mega hits.