₦airaland Forum

LoveMachine:
It's amazing how you could gather all that from a single picture. Let us be serious. NOI was talking to someone who was seated which naturally gives off the illusion of supremacy. Whereas Adeosun is being photographed in the background. The foreshortening of IMF Boss gives her a bigger stance in the second shot. Adeosun will do just fine. I'm mad about her relaxing her hair and not wearing it in its natural beautiful state but that's a discussion for another day.

All in all Naija will be fine. Peace.

the second picture nko?

SoNature:
There are 3 types of Igbo

1. Igbo ochie: People no longer speak it, and Igbos of nowadays may struggle to understand it

2. Igbo ohuru: This is a major change from Igbo ochie and often not in use. Example of Igbo ohuru is "akpa ego ise." Most of us don't even understand it.

3. Igbo ugbua: This is the Igbo we speak and understand nowadays.

In summary, some of the names you didn't understand fall into the category of Igbo ochie.

It is sad most of us claim to be Igbo but we have not done enough to learn our language. Smh

i still recall my Granny of blessed memory, she always uses "akpa ego" when talking about money, whenever she says "akpa ego", my mind will just be thinking about a sac full of money. you can immagine my astonishment when my aunties clued me that "akpa ego" is just 200 naira.

xcop123:
Hi Luvinhubby,

I drive a Honda crv 2000. The SUV jerks at 40km/hr while changing gears. I have scanned the vehicle but found nothing related to transmission failures (got P0420 code). I have also changed the gear oil with the specified honda ATF Dw1 oil but it still continued. I ve no flashing D light too.
What do you think? Is it a transmission problem? Should I purchase another?

Many thanks

mine had the same problem, i thought it was fue l pump, but the mechanics fixed a "wire" somewhere and it no longer jerks. dont ask me, i dont know the name of the wire.

Gsentme:
Good day all, my name is Mr Godsent. My shop is located at no 44 Osoro street Ladipo market. I specialize on Tokunbo spare parts for these products:- TOYOTA, NISSAN, HYUNDAI, KIA, MITSUBISHI, HONDA, ISUZU, MASDA, in any model. Items like:- Engine, Top celinder, Radiator, Alternator, kick starter, Shork absorba, Shaft, Hob, Linkage, bushing, Low arm, Upper arm, Carliper, Disk, Wheel cover, Master break, Rear light, Full light, Boot cover, Airfilometer, Sensor, Cabrator, Fuel pump, Brain box, Castereo, Back bomber, Front bomber, Front gril, Crone, Body parts, Dash board, Seat, Steering and Steering rack. Etc. I can also assist u in Original new ones in case u are not a tokunbo lover, or any other motor product that i did not listed here, to make sure u are giving the correct and standard one. It can also be deliver to ur door step or in any workshop ur motor is, for those living in Lagos only. Outside Lagos, it can also be wharebilled to u. Thanks as u petronise me. U can reach me with this number 08064223831. Thanks once again. From Gsent investment int l. MD Mr Godsent Nwadiugwu.

i need honda steering rack for CRV/ELEMENT new original ones. how much is it? urgent!!!

please can you help me with a new steering rack? how much does it cost? i prefer something coming out of a carton. honda element.

luvinhubby:
Engr. budget 30k for everything.(Compressor and condenser-25k, hose and valve-5k).

we are coming on monday morning to pick it up. thanks.

luvinhubby:
Either a burnt transmission fluid, faulty drive switch or sensors and outright indication of transmission failure.
Start with a fluid change to a scan, you may lucky to avert a gear change.

Thank me later.

bros, i dey sparm your contact info since, no reply. i just log into this site to see if you go gree se this one reply. i need compressor and condenser for honda element, also high hose and expansion valve. these mechanics wan chop my head since. give me price here or reply my mail. thanks.

LOGGING OUT. SEE YA.

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

THE MONI WEY NNAMDI KANU NO GREE COLLECT, SHEBI DEM DON PARCEL AM GIVE YOU?

immagine the hate filled hearts we are sharing a "country" with. these guys have endless stretch of "coastal lands" yet they are obsessed with whether or not BIAFRA has any sea access to sustain itself, they cant just focus on themselves.

now, even if for any BIAFRA is denied usage of our numerous sea access, we can always build an underground rail tunnel into cameroun if we agree with them, the location and route of such tunnel so secret, these hate children will dig "oil wells" all over their land in search of it.

we no marry again, na by force? haba.



i know say e go pain people, but as long as you are pained, i am happy.

if you have the money, buy any car you like, you will eventually learn everything about it. that is what google and nairaland is for.

ubiquitousade:
it should be 35k

chai. na my customer sha, but i go begin bill am from now on.

Squad4:
Hello guys, please i have a friend who is about to buy a Nigerian used car but the seller says he is not handing over the plates and papers, that my friend would have to register it afresh...please whats the procedure, any risk in this?


Please i need to know asap!

off course, mine came with an abuja plate, i have since changed it to lagos plate. give a car registration agent, they will do everything for you including tinted glass permit. dem collect 50k for my hand and if you fit do wetin dey involved, i can fish out the man's number for you. even the old abuja plate number is still with me.

i never went to driving school, neither did anyone coach me on how to drive. although i had a jalopy 505 when i was learning.
first thing first, whenever you get on a bus, always sit in front and monitor the driver. you go bash car several times before you soji sha, so as you no get moni, just calm down for now.

nna ehn, when will this administration be over? ike agwulam, kedu onye ji number mbaka ?

EasternPride:
Bring pictures of ur Isoko land, let me bring pictures of Abiriba, Igberre or Ukwa Area.

I don't think you have been to Igboland before except maybe Onitsha.

you are not without reason. i know of my school friend who stays in warri, this guy does not know what the head bridge looks like. obviously, he has never been to asaba, the capital of the state he resided in.

buyAride:
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That you killed one of them needlessly, that you burned their Mosque for no good reason .....and they still maintained decorum without the usual "Northern style", is why people are commending their maturity.

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first of all, that mosque was not burnt, secondly, that mosque was built by the anambra state government, so it belongs to the igbos, thirdly, the mai suya was felled by stray bullets from your muderous JTF. lastly, the northerners has already retailiated by burning a market in kano.
we want a referendum, we igbos are the problem od nigeria so we want all of nigerias problems over by exiting the marriage, we love you guys that way. what i dont understand is why you dont want your problems to be over with.

let the slave work. abeg i no call anybody name here o. no banning.
and these recent bans i have been getting here, i thought i had become a staff in this section?

make person hold clock o.

Masculity:
wow very interesting i will soon own BIG MANSION from my Igbo friend. Who MUST leave north.

who told you that you are the one to inherit the said property? your own elder brother will maim you for it.

luvinhubby:
On the issue of frequent arm problems with Honda four(4) things can cause that in honda cars.1, Ball joints 2, Tie-rod ends & socket 3, Upper arm 4, Shaft head.

Any one or combination with others can lead to arm failure.

The major cause is the massive influx of inferior low grade China parts into the Honda parts market, reason being it's high profit margin to my Igbo brothers. As often as you service your car, ask the mechanic check on your ball joints, tie-rods, C.V.Joints and upper arm and if need be, replace with original new ones. Same thing also for brake pads.

do you have a mechanic where you sell your parts? all these jargons are blowing my small head off. i just want to drop my car there and you people will sort it out.. honda element.

YourMain:
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No. It's not about the man. When a woman decides she doesn't want to have sex in a relationship she's not thinking " how can I cheat this man". It's probably due to her own emotional turmoil. It's unfair and blackmail in my opinion to then tell the lady she has no authority to deny you of sex because you buy her a few things...

In my opinion, if you love this lady, you wouldn't degrade her so much.

if she is using her past experience of heartbreak to judge you in a new relationship, she is also unfair. have u even thought of the guy's position? perhaps one adaka had used him as mugun previously and refuses to be made a fool yet again. now let me tell you a story. there is this girl that I asked to come over, we agreed on date and time but she stood me up. then she began to flirt around with my friends and neighbors perhaps in a bid to make me jealous, I simply took the high road. less than two weeks later, my SUV arrived. she was the one that ran into my office to remind me that I had asked her over. I told her that since she decided to behave like a little girl so I left it alone. she began to say that she forgot that I asked her over. can u imaging?. long and short, she was at my place sharply the next weekend and got multiply *****

meanwhile, all those other chicks that was trying to make me a loser began to come out of their holes. let me mention again, I bought a Honda jeep right now as I am typing, I am awaiting another one here. my CD is bought and my alomo is bought. no time for bitches.

YourMain:
lol no im just disagreeing. theres so much more a woman has to offer than sex. and if shes not ready to have sex and youre in a relationship with her regardless of anything she has a right.

oya tell us. what and what else do you have to offer that interests us?

Mzflexydeeva:
I just couldn't imagine the thought this bride had as she was navigating to God knows where on this Okada. As busy as the isolo area of Lagos she still managed to smile all the way as the okada man was rushing to get her to her destination on time. Two things came to my mind
1. She probably spent the better part of her morning on make up she forgot she was late for her own wedding.
2. Lagos traffic served her a hot slap and she decided to serve a hotter one by using a bike......


If you were in her shoes for what ever reason would you go this far?

the hussle is real. i must get married this year.
but she is a wife material sha. no pride.

mimicious:
I can just imagine if that lion just wake up

not even wake up, let the tail just wag a little, make you for see mire

Spaxon:
http://www.informationng.com/2015/05/7-things-men-notice-instantly-about-a-lady.html

sister, men notice your boobs first. thank me later.

ExInferis:
The lion king was filmed on your flat head.

na your cone head wey nostrademous see, an im make ancient egyptians begin build pyramids.

ExInferis:
The flat terrain of your head is visible from 20 kilometers.

na untop ya conehead dem first balance statue of liberty.

ExInferis:
The flat terrain of your head is visible from 20 kilometers.

agadi na agwo ofe mmanu, you can threaten the igbo, but if we pick up arms, i sabi say na london buhari go kawai sharply to go tafia for eriza.

ExInferis:
Only flat-heads are obsessed with head shapes.

everybody can now see you are a cone head.