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yes many times but never used it .needed to take a good look at them when i was working in the airport.

Ever forgotten to off the stove and gone out.

I just hate it when husband and wife bring themselves so low in front of the kids. And my ex was bringing me down very low.
He later ak why i do not ak him to come?
That were i chill you know if he came with me all those nija jokes i will not enjoy them because i willbe biz explaining them to him.
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Just think of it i call you Anini every one laughgs and i will now start ttelling him the story of anini the robber by the time i have told him the others are 10 jokes away from me?

She will not be like mamaput then she needs his money.
she was crying because she could see the dollers? waving her good bye

i was also going to say it was nine .
Some women i have seen it with my own eyes if they do not tell you you will not know. They do not go so big.
It was the family that found the babys.
has anyone seen her pic. Any of us will take her to mind our own kids she looks like a very nice woman.I was shocked when they showed her pic. (like this type can even be your friend)

Well i think i do not like holland anymore.

Not yet heard the one about the chicken that can talk?

By the time she brings you home you havemade your impression of her your self.
Are you one of those that say like mother like daughter?
If it is smoking that makes you make an impression of me thats sad.
You know what my daughter used to tell her boyfriend "am not perfect and i cannot be perfect for you am not a wax figure and i do not function i live
Take me the way i am or forget it i cannot be what am not to impress you or your friends.""

A man looks at you you look away and he still comes up to you.
The worst thing was once i was pregnant and a man comes up to me . I stand up and point at my belly he says it dose not matter .I can still throw up now.

ho yes from the first kick when i was pregnant. Thefunny thing is that non of them were planned and came at a time when i was not ready for them even though i was married.

@ Bolex in the first place if you were dating my daughter you will only get to see me if she was 200 percent sure that of you that you are not just a fling: or so.

You have dissapointed me . You see those Female in Nigeria that drink an smoke outside are not the[b] Bad [/b] ones , they are the[b] bold [/b] ones they have less to hid than the others because "they just do not care" I will fear the others more.
You know what they say "Still waters go deep"

Did i read right "child and animal sex

Busta:
good for you mamaput, Clap for ursef!!

the next time, your kid will call u a bitch or ashawo, don't do nuthing just tell him, that explains how I gave birth to u!well at least, u don't remember having that problem.

let me see the day my kid will try that with me, he will remember the day he was conceived.

by the way explain what you mean by the neaxt time they call me what every .I do not recall saying they call me any thing. and what dose a bitch or ashawo have to do with it.
And why insult me .Because i do not draw blood from my kids or kidnapp them to Nigeria to be "dealt with" I love them.

But if my kid calls me that ho yes i will say it runs in the blood.

But they English is not their mother launage so they will neve r use those words on me

I germany its 14 but only if both are under 16 .and 16 if the friend is under 18.
I think?

When a kid is 4 it dose not know what its sying.
Am clapping very well because am proud of my kids.
When i go to the school the teachers smile for me .
There is a difference if your kids love and respect you or fear and respect you.
These kids will grow to be men and women do not think they do not bear grudges.
If you want draw blood every day its not my biz.
But i know many that do not enter the family house again when the (good parent )passes away.
for eg i know some one that has not seen his mum since the dad died and only for the beating he cannot forget

as for me i do not want to find out.

even common yam with palm oil and pepper am missing it the palm oil here is so fake.

My kids

me kids said i should add hair and lenses(colored ones)to the make up list

Truth is i will not find it funny if my kids smoke.
I almost went ma´d when my daughter allowed her friends to smoke in her room.
"your room were you sleep? what friends do you have ? they know you do not smoke yet they try that in your room? have you ever seen me smoke in your room?"

Beating children only shows that one dose not know how to deal wit it,
An example . my kid calls me a fool . i do nothing yet later the kids want something(they always do) i tell them i cannot get you n ice because am a fool and fools cant do that. And i stick to it . i will call m self a fool because my kid says so the next 3 days. thats so embarrassing for the kid it will never do it ever again.
I do not remember having that problem.

I know it was ajoke what do you think.
my place is often full of people your age .and we joke a lot,

thank you you my daughters age mate

No hiss for me.

I smoke too . Better smoking that drinking my head silly

No but pse tell me why.

This old lady dose not lie. What for?
There was a time when i was still married (to a german) I had this Nigerian friend. Not boyfriend i used to visit him alot but i always took my kid then like 3 years old. And this mans place was always full of people we were never alone but i liked going there to keep up to date on Nija issues.
Well one day i heard my ex asking my baby "what dose mama do with that man do they kiss" my baby kept saying they only talk many people are there and they are very loud.
But he kept asking.
Well i went mad and came up to him "Never ever ask[b] my [/b] kid what am doing you ask me and i will tell you. By the way if i want to FU*K i will bring the man home when you are home and do it tell me what can you do about it:

Is her blood not red.
Once when i was in school a girl came up to me, the color of her lipstick clashed with her skin colour and she was dressed in a very fancy (colorful) dress and she asked me if we could be friends.
I felt she looked funny and what would my friends say if i come up with her . But the back of my mind told me she most be very lonely.
Well i did not say no or yes but we just started talking. whats your name talk and so on . Then ok see you later.
Thats were it stayed when we jam we talk. nomatter  who is with me or not. And i think she still found friends.