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Forum GamesRe: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by mamaput(f): 12:32pm On May 28, 2006
no never.
ever gone late to work on the first day of your new job
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji vs. Halle Berry by mamaput(f): 12:30pm On May 28, 2006
Genevieve has a common look you can pick girls like her like weed on any campus.
CelebritiesRe: Brad Pitt Vs Tom Cruise by mamaput(f): 12:28pm On May 28, 2006
Tom is a short man with issues
LiteratureRe: Does Harry Potter Encourage Witchcraft? by mamaput(f): 12:15pm On May 28, 2006
Every evening i tell my last daughter a story :
I made up the story its about a little girl with a blue jacket or blue dress because she loves blue just like my daughter.
She lives in a Mighty house with mighty grounds and on the grounds they have some animals.
A Fat pig that watchesfootball the whole day some chickens and ducks one of the ducks is mental and wants to go to war.
Then they was a goat with short legs and a fat belly that packed out tothe people next door that are never at home.
At the end of the compound is a river that flows into the sea.
Next door is the fat goat , a crocodile and a lama that spend the whole day at the gate spiting at people that pass. so the little girl always has an umbrella. But since she got a kangaroo she dose not need it because they are afraid of the boxing kangaroo.
At the end of the road lives a little boy that is her friend. and after his house comes a big waterfall and behind the waterfall lives a pirate.
Well this is just the foundation . The little girl is always running away from home on adventures with a lot of magic transport means so that by the time she gets home no one will know she was gone. .
There is a magic bed that fly and a boat that goes under water.


Now what a bad mum i am the little girl in the bed with the boy nextdoor flying on adventure . God knows what can happen while they are in the bed .and why is the friend a boy not a girl.

only a dirty mind sees dirty things in things.
TravelRe: Introducing My Home Sweet Home "nnewi: In Anambra State" by mamaput(f): 10:44am On May 28, 2006
Hotstepper . Did i miss out on something i thought you were in canada or was it USA what are you doing in Nigeria ? Visiting or staying.
CelebritiesRe: Oprah Discriminates Against Rappers! by mamaput(f): 1:03pm On May 27, 2006
Just maybe she don't want them to use her show as a promotion.
I do not know much about her
EducationRe: School Slangs by mamaput(f): 12:18pm On May 27, 2006
I have to think hard.

Tapping- stealing
K leg - when some thing is not straight forword.
ringing bell- a girl without a bra
Jew- was for us a wanna be am it person
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Like Fat Women? by mamaput(f): 12:10pm On May 27, 2006
I only knowthey like ass and breast.
I think they are more tolerant to weight than others. That they accept it dose not mean they fancy it.
But by all standands fat is notsame every were.
For a white man am a little bit fat i will say.
FashionRe: Why Do Some People Lie About Where They Buy Their Clothes? by mamaput(f): 11:59am On May 27, 2006
you would be suprised were peoples eye can go to . that was the first think my kids said when they saw that pic. ma your armpit.My answer i had a hard week.
FashionRe: Paris Hilton, the American Heiress by mamaput(f): 11:57am On May 27, 2006
I will call her spoiled rotten thats all. She dose what she wants and gets away it . I do not think she is stupid just silly.
FamilyRe: Why Is It That When You Have A Child With A Man Or Woman In The Nigerian Communi by mamaput(op): 11:44am On May 27, 2006
As the pushy mum will say "were are the real lawyers":
No offence at Nosu .
But lets look into what the traditional law says.
I live with you i answer your name and we have a baby together In Nigeria.
I follow you to your place in xmas you come to my village at Easter. In your Village am in your family house and in my village you in my family house.
But (Big but) we never celebrated any form of marrage.
Are we married traditionally or not?
I mean i can go to courth get married and go home with out making party.
Is it not the same for traditional law if?
FashionRe: Why Do Some People Lie About Where They Buy Their Clothes? by mamaput(f): 11:36am On May 27, 2006
Ps i have shaved in the meantime so no comments on armpit a beg.
FashionRe: Why Do Some People Lie About Where They Buy Their Clothes? by mamaput(f): 11:35am On May 27, 2006
even my own  was cheap.
FashionRe: Why Do Some People Lie About Where They Buy Their Clothes? by mamaput(f): 11:32am On May 27, 2006
and one more
FashionRe: Why Do Some People Lie About Where They Buy Their Clothes? by mamaput(f): 11:29am On May 27, 2006
one more
FashionRe: Why Do Some People Lie About Where They Buy Their Clothes? by mamaput(f): 11:26am On May 27, 2006
Me i buy cheap cloths . I have 3 kids and me making it 4 sometimes friends give me cloths (used) in good condition.
Most young girls now also buy cheap and many . Then one or two very good things.
I do not have friends that have a designer Tick and my children do not either.
There is more to life than what name is on my back,
cheap choths can look good.
FamilyRe: The Best Age To Start Having Babies. by mamaput(f): 11:16am On May 27, 2006
I think one has to end up also planning how many children are planned.
Christianity EtcRe: Similarities And Differences Between Christianity And Islam by mamaput(f): 11:13am On May 27, 2006
Anyway i have learned somethings here and one of them is that even Christians are not united
Thats why we have the so called ecumenical mass.
I am Catholic and my ex is protestant.
When it came to baptizing my kids i ended up baptizing them protestant. This irritated my family a bit but they ended up saying at least they are baptized.
I had my reasons for doiing that .The laws of the church was one of them.
The church forbidds taking the pill for example and you are not allowed to marry a second time in the church if your husband is still alive. These are just small examples.
Most people here do not abied but when you grow up in Nigeria . you have a different attude to religion.
When i was at school my mates used to make fun of hausas because of their religion among other things and those in my school suffered. Some times someone would shit in their locker.
FashionRe: Lets Talk About The EYE! by mamaput(f): 10:34am On May 27, 2006
twizzers may still be the best
Forum GamesRe: Done It, Never Done It Or Want To Do It. by mamaput(f): 9:36am On May 27, 2006
yes once.

Ever played telephon pranks
FamilyRe: Going Home To Look For A Spouse by mamaput(f): 9:04am On May 27, 2006
Hotstepper:
I personally will marry someone in Nigeria
As in going going home with a man to get married ?
or as in going home to look for a Husband
FamilyRe: Going Home To Look For A Spouse by mamaput(f): 8:31pm On May 26, 2006
These women are survival exparts.
The best gamblers.
A man goes home looking for a wife sleeps with a woman and conciders her.
Getting back to Europe a phone call comes "i get belly" he sends his people to go and carry the wine. The wine is carried and a few weeks later ."i Lost the baby" "So when are you bringing me to Europe."
FamilyRe: Going Home To Look For A Spouse by mamaput(f): 7:05pm On May 26, 2006
Its so funny.
Men that go home to get a "Clean" wife that has not yet open eye.
These women are the worst. When the open their eyes
PoliticsRe: Why Are People Focusing On Nigerian Criminals? by mamaput(f): 7:02pm On May 26, 2006
At the end of a very long day, i will say that in most cases its only greedy people that fall for it.
FamilyRe: The Best Age To Start Having Babies. by mamaput(f): 5:36pm On May 26, 2006
charlisco:
yes that is the solution
Her husband will be using condem to Zap her, so that he does not get pregenant, but that aspect of sexual sin will no longer be committed by the girl in question
And how old is this husband that is married to a child,
There is a very dirty name for that kind of man P e d o p h i l e
CultureRe: Why Am I Often Approached By African Men? (An African-American Woman) by mamaput(f): 5:19pm On May 26, 2006
Take me as an example lets say am a woman of around 36 years old.
Some Nigerian comes to marry me and tells me he loves me .
He says lets have the kids later and he plays me 3 years(in Germany you have to be married 3 years) (i do not know abou USA) Then he dumps me am now 39 years old.
You have robbed me 3 years of my life . 3 years are 1 .5 babys.
You take my money and my heart.
That nigeria "Has no hope" dose not make it right.
You are not robbing my property but time of my life.
Christianity EtcRe: Similarities And Differences Between Christianity And Islam by mamaput(f): 5:01pm On May 26, 2006
as the Christians were spreading there religion over the Atlantic they came on ships to Africa, the Muslims were comming over the desert.

Trans Shara and trans Atlantic are no strange words to any African.
The say the whitman came with the flag and the Bible and that bible was not a Catholic bible.
Read what they did in many African countries.
Yes they did alto of good but also alto of bad and that was not only Muslims.
And all claim Abraham as their father.(what ever it all started with him.
Christianity EtcRe: Similarities And Differences Between Christianity And Islam by mamaput(f): 9:29am On May 26, 2006
The thread is an issue between Christianity and Islam, not Catholicism and Islam.
so what are catholics semi Christians or wannabes.
I ague as a catholic because am one .,
Christianity EtcRe: Similarities And Differences Between Christianity And Islam by mamaput(f): 9:27am On May 26, 2006
I did not start with that it was the Catholics stuff you have to give that crown to another person.
And i can use what ever backup i like . do not refere me to another Trend you sound like a Jehovah.
Once more i wrote both went on holy wars and someone answered it was the Catholics.
What dose that statement mean. should i answer the person "Oke come lets go to Bla bla bla Trend"
In my eyes there is no wrong religion and i think everyone is invited to say there part.
so do not refer me to an other trend
Christianity EtcRe: Similarities And Differences Between Christianity And Islam by mamaput(f): 8:47am On May 26, 2006
To cut a long story short Christians are to blind to see that there are many similarities between Christianity And Islam.
The same way the white man was too blind to see the similarities between Christianity and African traditional religion.
See what am reading here there is not even a unity in Christianity .
"No the Catholics are to blame or no its the Jehovah that are at fault etc.
The Catholics believe in the holy spirit, the Communion of saints  and in Mary the mother of god.
It is my good right to ague as a Catholic because am one .But if i do that people will tell me am going off point because it dose not pertain to them
The question was : Differences And Similarities Between Christianity And Islam.

Both have fought religious wars both believe in one god  both have there religious places they go to . weather its only the Catholics or not.

Even our forfathers believed in one suprem god and in ancestors the way we believe in saints.

They also believe in good spirit and evil spirits.
The names are different but the concept is the same.

Well if Christians do not even agree among themselves because they are so blind better said rascal , how much more agree with a Muslim

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