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[quote author=O-B-J link=topic=19815.msg554117#msg554117 date=1155073654]too young to die my foot. no be you kill am? anyway i don't have your time. ask mamaput where toshmann is. she should know. she knows much about men.lol. especially young men.lol. ask her.abeg. and leave me.[/quote]You are so right , I have fine daughters. Infact am about to go and buy my double barrel |
[quote author=O-B-J link=topic=19815.msg550231#msg550231 date=1154908364]genial=mamaput?[/quote]Genial and mamaput are hardly ever in the same Trend talk less of same person |
Dear ,Mr Poster I will close my eyes and point my finger on any name. Thats how i Vote because anyone standing for election is the same. |
Why the if |
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[quote author=O-B-J link=topic=19569.msg549956#msg549956 date=1154899075]yea. and her name is[b] mamaput[/b] [/quote]how did you know its me.But na you be my master. |
Wait till OBJ sees this topic. I do not think they are Primitive Or Just Conservative?. I think they are just big pretenders |
So were is the fool of an eve fan that is blaming me for driving her away. A Fan that dose not even know of the wereabouts of his idol |
The good i did for Nigeria is to run away as fast as my legs could carry me. Yo Madam Obj : Tell us what you have done for Nigeria. I mean apart from maybe beating up little kids and visiting them in their dreams |
So were did she say she left because of me .? And why should i hate her? And why should i be jelaous of her? And why would i want 17 year old fans? |
Good night , let me sleep on this. The only person that has that nr is my boss and my kids. |
If you are any were near 40 we can talk about that. if not your eyes will me on my daughter. ![]() |
Nubian , am fine but i have been busy lately , the kids are on holiday so i have even less time now. I have also had an Aids test done, I had to wait a week for the result. I tell you it was a deadly week in fear thinking non stop. But Thank God it was okey. |
At the end of a long day , we are all going to die. |
Not Tell anyone about it |
Please do not come with cut hair. Two of my kids did that to me at age 5. They played hairdresser and cut their hair To almost malam. They her tht had grown halfway down the back. The cut was so low people thought they were boys |
tO THE POSTER: read once more this trend and you will see why Nigeria is backward. WE have too many enemies of progress. Even here on this Topic we have one |
For that i will need a goast writer. I do not want to fool myself but my idea maybe good but the launage dose not flow the way it should. |
You make me laugh. An expart like you dose not know how to talk to a girl? |
Court |
You made a very good point. I hope you do not forget it when you have children |
There is a saying here in Germany Trust is good but control is better |
or walking on empty milk tins. We used to put a hole in the middle of the tins attach a rope to them and hold the rope with toes as support to walk |
Me but no fire or tie them to a tree and use as swing. |
Thanks One day the little girl was strolling with her cat very boared, she walked down the road in the opposite direction of the house were the fat goat with the short legs , the lama and the crocodile lived she was not in the mood to take an umbrella along. At the end of the road she turned off in the direction of the playground passed the boring play ground and the more boring Icecream stand and walked to the forest. She just kept walking deeper and deeper and the cat kept telling her that they had gone to far and it was getting late.But the little girl did not listen. All of a sudden she came across a big wolf, The wolf was surprised to see the little girl but the little girl was more surprised. The cat ask "so are you going to eat little girl up"? like you ate little red riding hood. "Thats just a story answered the wolf " Stop lieing answered the cat go on and eat her i know thats what you want" "sorry that my cat is so rude the Little girl had found her toung , "I am the little girl in blue" " I know " the Wolf answered his eyes on the cat "everyone here knows you " The little girl was surprised that she was knowen here in the forest, More surprised than seeing the wolf. The wolf took her to the village square of the forest animals , but not only animals a witch also lived there. The wolf was the forest sheriff and it was his duty to see that everyone abide by the laws. The forest animals even had a jail but till now no animal had ever been locked up. As it was getting late , the wolf sent the fox with a letter to the little girls mum so that she will not have to worry. All the animals of the forest wanted to take a look at little girl but the cat wanted to know what was so special about the little girl. He started making rude faces and lifted his paw to make an indecent sign. The wolf locked him up for 5 minutes in the jail. The cat was the first animal to see the jail from inside,a bear made a picture for the next day newspaper. The cat stuck out his tongue But the other animals wanted an all night party with cake and icecreams. The witch backed and the fox that had come back provided the drinks. It was nobodys birthday but the animals were always happy for a reason to celebrate. At last the wolf said it was really late and little girl had to go home. So to get her home safe they lent her a magic bed that could fly . The bear made more pictures for the newspaper and everyone wanted to be in the picture so they all crowed round little girl pushing the cat out of the way,At last the wolf blew his whistle little girl has to go home[b] NOW[/b]. Little girl climbed the bed with the cat , The cat was offended he was not on the picture, but little girl assured him he made headlines on his own with the jail incdent. The cat could live with that. The wolf explained to the little girl how the bed worked. The bed had metal rods round it like a baby bed , a sun ,wind and rain protection. All she had to do was tell the bed were she wanted to go, She asked the bed to take her home and in a twinkle of an eye she was home, Her mum was waiting for her at the door. As little girl took her bath she wished that the bed was hers so that she can travle travelthe whole world. The next day when she got up , she thought she had dreamed it all but when she looked out of her window the bed was standing there and all the yard animals around it. on the bed was a letter that the cat had opened but he could not read,Little girl ran down took the letter from him and slaped slappedth it over the head "just sniffing at it" he said offended Forest had giving the little girl the bed as a gift apparenapparentlyd after dropping little girl , wanted to stay with her, The bed could not talk but it could read little girls thoughts and also wanted to go on adventures all over the world. Little girl was the happiest person alive on this day |
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